guy, if you nor finish this story eh, na be say you go really mad, you better finish what you started
too funny

This will be a very interesting movie.

kelvinrhs:


He already completed that story


Go and read in between the thread

haba the writer has acknowledged that he has not completed it, u dey talk between thread nd needle

RealGboy:
I smiled and slept happily that night , No time to think the plan through I was so sure it was going to work .

I woke up the next day , packed my dirty bricklayer clothes inside one small bag plus some charcoal, with a big plastic of tap water then head straight to the Mad woman location..

Half way there , I changed my clothes to the dirty clothes and paint my face with charcoal ,.. yes if I was going to get this mad woman to give me her pants then I have to pretend to be Mad too.

Immediately I got to the house I was scared cos what if this mad woman con know say I just dey pretend?. but I summoned courage

I got there and saw her eating , immediately she saw me I started dancing for her and singing "chi chi will you marry me by Naira marley "....


She burst out laughing and replied ".who wan marry mad man like you"
..( wow my plan was working) ,I did some more Dance and told her

" Haba you know say na because of you I mad ,I'm madly in love with you "...
She burst out with more laughter and told me she can't marry me because she has a boyfriend .

Hearing this I was surprised, I asked her who her boyfriend is , she replied that his name is buhari , president Buhari .
Omo I burst into laughter too,no wonder our president dey behave like person wey mad true true ..

But I quickly pretended as if I was offended and begged her to please marry me , she did shakara again and said I should dance for her first ,..omo na so I resume my dancing and singing and she kept laughing ..

After a while she said " okay I will marry you but not today o come tomorrow"... Haba baby why not today ? She refused and told me to go and come tomorrow..I said okay ,I danced some more ,and left her place

Immediately I got to the main junction I had forgotten to remove my clothes and wash my black face , I noticed that people were staring strangely at me so I decided to take bike . The bike man stopped and was looking at me in a funny way , I told him I'm not insane and that I'm only coming from site cos I'm a labourer ,


He smiled and then tell me not to be angry saying he thought I was actually a mad person,I assured him I'm not .I got on his bike and he drove off..

Halfway home i realized I will have to pay the bike man and I didn't have any money ,
Another idea came to my head ,if he once thought you are mad why not prove him right ?.". The inner voice told me .

Na so I look the bikeman and while he was driving I gave him a dangerous bite on the back..he did not even wait to pack his bike before he jumped off and and started running away , screaming "Mad man o...na mad man I carry "...


I got up , changed my clothes , wash my face and proceeded to my house...


Wow what a day , I couldn't believe I did all that happened today ...

Well tomorrow the journey continues. I slept off again with empty stomach...





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Thanks for making me start my day with laughter

omaclarry:


haba the writer has acknowledged that he has not completed it, u dey talk between thread nd needle

Wahala


Then I thought I read the ending


Anyway we Meuuuuuveeeeeeee

If not for our politicians and bad government.
Nigerians are the most happiest people on earth.
Op try complete this story

I woke up the next morning, drank water and packed my dirty clothes in my bags again. Hopefully today this mad lady will marry me and I'll be able to gain access into that building she sleeps . My plan is simple , once I'm in , I ransack her bag , find the pant or bra and japa (run away). No time to check time .

Immediately I got there I was shocked by what I was seeing , this lady was wearing almost neat clothes and had some funny make up on her face which she did with the help of charcoal , when she saw me she frown and told me I was late for the wedding.

"Haaa my love I'm sorry , you know I'm just coming from germany there was traffic in the air I have to jump down and swim to get here faster ".. I told her . "Leave me jor you kept all my guest waiting " .. she replied pointing to the sticks she gathered as guest ..

Omo to be mad no easy o, I told her I'm sorry and in a bid to pacify her I started dancing and singing again,. She obviously loved my dancing moves and was laughing again in no time .

While I was busy exhibiting my madness + foolishness I was unaware that police officers had surrounded the building,, they grabbed the mad lady from behind and handcuffed her immediately, I tried to run away but they caught me and was trying to handcuff me too. "" Leave my husband o leave us , we no invite you for our wedding o leave us ".. the mad lady was screaming.

" Tani oko werey?Abeg o officer I no be mad person o,I never marry abeg I be labourer pls I'm not mad ".. I cried out.

"Shut up mad man we are taking you to a mental hospital for proper medication don't worry you will be fine and you can continue your wedding once you're okay".. one of the police officers replied..

"Mental health kini.. ahh officer I'm not mad , pls I'm not mad " .. I started begging but they refused and dragged us into the bus and drove off..


While we are in the bus , I tried to reason with one female police officer,.. in low voice I told her " Madam abeg look me well I swear I no be mad person, I swear "..


"No answer am o na so all these mad people they talk , u no mad but u dey dance Naira marley wey u no hear music ?.. werey ".. Another male officer replied ..

I didn't even bother to reply the yeye officer I still turned to the officer and was begging her...

" Okay shey you're sure you're not mad I'll ask you 3 questions if you answer correctly I believe "..

" Ah thank you officer ,thank you so much "....I replied with joy .


Okay first question "what is today's date? "...

Omo which kain wahala be this I said to myself...the truth is I don't even know today's date,na person wey chop they know date .na.chai ..


"Erhh ermm pls officer abeg I no fit lie I no remember pls ask me another question"...

Okay second question " who wrote the national anthem "....

" Haba officer which kain question you dey ask me now ,I no go school how I go know this kain thing na.."....


"Shebi I tell you say na madman ,how person wey get normal sense no go sabi who write National athem"....the yeye police officer replied again...

The female officer seemed to be enjoying my display of foolishness,she turned to me again and said "okay final question. .What is the color of the brazilian flag?"..


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Hearing this I was mad with rage and anger ,I dey Nigeria this stupid woman dey ask me brazilian flag ,Wetin concern Nigeria man with brazil..out of anger I jumped into her an gave her a dangerous bite on her breast..(I was actually aiming for the stomach but na breast village people carry my teeth go)...

Yeee madman oo.madman o...my breast my breast o...she screamed...


"Shebi I tell you say na madman,"....the male officer replied as he attempt to save his colleague from my hold..

. Next thing I felt a bang on my head and everything became blur ..they must have hit something on my head and I fainted ...



I woke up ...



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I still wonder where your inspiration cones from.... how on earth do u reason all these hilarious content .. you must be mad really

Nice 1 correct madman

Lwkm madman u biting her breast seems you are adjusting to the title

oga op.. you Don start to totori my belle again.. oya kontinu

If them born you well not finish this story..


That mad wey you dey claim of you no go run mad true true

Op na real werey, him say there was traffic, so he jumped down and swim to the wedding venue , chai my spinal chest

traffic hold am for air!! laugh wan kill person here, oga abeg come finish this thing

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I do not understand clearly but, I think it's funny.

This guy again... abeg finish this one oh cus i don they laff lyk mumu already.

Ensure u finish this story otherwise...
Make e no be like the other thread u left us in comatose.

RealGboy:
I woke up the next morning, drank water and packed my dirty clothes in my bags again. Hopefully today this mad lady will marry me and I'll be able to gain access into that building she sleeps . My plan is simple , once I'm in , I ransack her bag , find the pant or bra and japa (run away). No time to check time .

Immediately I got there I was shocked by what I was seeing , this lady was wearing almost neat clothes and had some funny make up on her face which she did with the help of charcoal , when she saw me she frown and told me I was late for the wedding.

"Haaa my love I'm sorry , you know I'm just coming from germany there was traffic in the air I have to jump down and swim to get here faster ".. I told her . "Leave me jor you kept all my guest waiting " .. she replied pointing to the sticks she gathered as guest ..

Omo to be mad no easy o, I told her I'm sorry and in a bid to pacify her I started dancing and singing again,. She obviously loved my dancing moves and was laughing again in no time .

While I was busy exhibiting my madness + foolishness I was unaware that police officers had surrounded the building,, they grabbed the mad lady from behind and handcuffed her immediately, I tried to run away but they caught me and was trying to handcuff me too. "" Leave my husband o leave us , we no invite you for our wedding o leave us ".. the mad lady was screaming.

" Tani oko werey?Abeg o officer I no be mad person o,I never marry abeg I be labourer pls I'm not mad ".. I cried out.

"Shut up mad man we are taking you to a mental hospital for proper medication don't worry you will be fine and you can continue your wedding once you're okay".. one of the police officers replied..

"Mental health kini.. ahh officer I'm not mad , pls I'm not mad " .. I started begging but they refused and dragged us into the bus and drove off..


While we are in the bus , I tried to reason with one female police officer,.. in low voice I told her " Madam abeg look me well I swear I no be mad person, I swear "..


"No answer am o na so all these mad people they talk , u no mad but u dey dance Naira marley wey u no hear music ?.. werey ".. Another male officer replied ..

I didn't even bother to reply the yeye officer I still turned to the officer and was begging her...

" Okay shey you're sure you're not mad I'll ask you 3 questions if you answer correctly I believe "..

" Ah thank you officer ,thank you so much "....I replied with joy .


Okay first question "what is today's date? "...

Omo which kain wahala be this I said to myself...the truth is I don't even know today's date,na person wey chop they know date .na.chai ..


"Erhh ermm pls officer abeg I no fit lie I no remember pls ask me another question"...

Okay second question " who wrote the national anthem "....

" Haba officer which kain question you dey ask me now ,I no go school how I go know this kain thing na.."....


"Shebi I tell you say na madman ,how person wey get normal sense no go sabi who write National athem"....the yeye police officer replied again...

The female officer seemed to be enjoying my display of foolishness,she turned to me again and said "okay final question. .What is the color of the brazilian flag?"..


.
Hearing this I was mad with rage and anger ,I dey Nigeria this stupid woman dey ask me brazilian flag ,Wetin concern Nigeria man with brazil..out of anger I jumped into her an gave her a dangerous bite on her breast..(I was actually aiming for the stomach but na breast village people carry my teeth go)...

Yeee madman oo.madman o...my breast my breast o...she screamed...


"Shebi I tell you say na madman,"....the male officer replied as he attempt to save his colleague from my hold..

. Next thing I felt a bang on my head and everything became blur ..they must have hit something on my head and I fainted ...



I woke up ...



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Iran weyrey dun wo ko sehe bilomo,
Kai the Op na confirm weyrey, I wish I grew up around someone like him. My life will not have been all too serious!

Finally Op don clear my doubt say he dey kolo true true. if not how normal human being go dey reason weirdly like this?....

RealGboy you are doing well abeg come continue ooo.....

Op,I take God dey beg you,finish what you have started.

Please for the sake of abraham lincoln come finish this story....

Immediately I regained my consciousness I found myself in a room with three bed I was in the middle of two other men who I presume to be mentally unstable too . Both men were sleeping deeply

My mouth was plastered with silver tape and both my hands and legs chained to the bed .

Chai see my life .so las las I finally ran mad ,abi which kain thing be this , I shook my head and ponderr in pain ,Kai!!!!

Well no wahala anybody that walks through that door be it Doctor,nurse or Police I will confess everything that led me to the mad Lady, Better to say the truth and be free than to be treated like a madman when I know I'm perfectly okay,.I made up my mind to confess and nothing I repeat nothing will change that ...

Just as I was still thinking ,the Doctor with a nurse and a man entered .

The man was a bit elderly but just by mere appearance you could tell he must be very rich ,he had two soldiers behind him.


The rich man turned to the Doctor and pointed at me. " Is this the man that my daughter has been calling husband ?"

" Yes sir , infact your daughter has been asking to see him saying she wants him to dance for her . I think they share a very dose bond "... Doctor replied .

" Ooh but why did you guys have to plaster his mouth ".. Rich man asked .

" Ah sir we did that because of the dangerous bite he gives people that comes close to him "... Doctor replied..

" Ooh Okay well if my daughter is in love with him so much then prepare his papers too and fly both of them abroad for better treatment, and ermm Doctor are you sure they will be fine ?. You know money is not the problem I just need assurance cos I miss my daughter"..

" Haba honorable they will be fine .your daughter case is minor since it is caused by misuse of drugs and this young man here too is not completely insane yet according to some tests we ran,trust me sir once they get to london they will be fine ".. Doctor replied..

When I heard London my initial plan to confess disappeared sharp sharp..omo if na madness go make me reach london then una never see mad person..infact I am officially a madman ,my heart was filled with joy .

"Okay doctor pls remove the plaster I'd like to ask him a question "..rich man ordered .

" Okay sir.ern Nurse bayo remove the plaster from his mouth ".. doctor replied.

Just as Nurse bayo remove the plaster the rich man asked me
"Young man what is your name ?"..

I replied David. The man looked surprise and asked "David what ?'..

I answered " David O '..

The rich man was confused and asked " David O?. What does the O stand for ??.

I replied " It stands for" DAVIDO" and added a wicked laugh to it..

" Honourable I already told you he's not completely normal yet "... Doctor replied .

" I see well pls prepare the paperwork and let them be transferred to london immediately and pls give him good food ,change his room to a more expensive single bed room.preferably close to my daughter "... Rich man ordered...

They left the room .


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RealGboy:
Immediatel

When I heard London my initial plan to confess disappeared sharp sharp..omo if na madness go make me reach london then una never see mad person..infact I am officially a madman ,my heart was filled with joy .

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I'm following bumber to bumber

RealGboy:
Immediately I regained my consciousness I found myself in a room with three bed I was in the middle of two other men who I presume to be mentally unstable too . Both men were sleeping deeply

My mouth was plastered with silver tape and both my hands and legs chained to the bed .

Chai see my life .so las las I finally ran mad ,abi which kain thing be this , I shook my head and ponderr in pain ,Kai!!!!

Well no wahala anybody that walks through that door be it Doctor,nurse or Police I will confess everything that led me to the mad Lady, Better to say the truth and be free than to be treated like a madman when I know I'm perfectly okay,.I made up my mind to confess and nothing I repeat nothing will change that ...

Just as I was still thinking ,the Doctor with a nurse and a man entered .

The man was a bit elderly but just by mere appearance you could tell he must be very rich ,he had two soldiers behind him.


The rich man turned to the Doctor and pointed at me. " Is this the man that my daughter has been calling husband ?"

" Yes sir , infact your daughter has been asking to see him saying she wants him to dance for her . I think they share a very dose bond "... Doctor replied .

" Ooh but why did you guys have to plaster his mouth ".. Rich man asked .

" Ah sir we did that because of the dangerous bite he gives people that comes close to him "... Doctor replied..

" Ooh Okay well if my daughter is in love with him so much then prepare his papers too and fly both of them abroad for better treatment, and ermm Doctor are you sure they will be fine ?. You know money is not the problem I just need assurance cos I miss my daughter"..

" Haba honorable they will be fine .your daughter case is minor since it is caused by misuse of drugs and this young man here too is not completely insane yet according to some tests we ran,trust me sir once they get to london they will be fine ".. Doctor replied..

When I heard London my initial plan to confess disappeared sharp sharp..omo if na madness go make me reach london then una never see mad person..infact I am officially a madman ,my heart was filled with joy .

"Okay doctor pls remove the plaster I'd like to ask him a question "..rich man ordered .

" Okay sir.ern Nurse bayo remove the plaster from his mouth ".. doctor replied.

Just as Nurse bayo remove the plaster the rich man asked me
"Young man what is your name ?"..

I replied David. The man looked surprise and asked "David what ?'..

I answered " David O '..

The rich man was confused and asked " David O?. What does the O stand for ??.

I replied " It stands for" DAVIDO" and added a wicked laugh to it..

" Honourable I already told you he's not completely normal yet "... Doctor replied .

" I see well pls prepare the paperwork and let them be transferred to london immediately and pls give him good food ,change his room to a more expensive single bed room.preferably close to my daughter "... Rich man ordered...

They left the room .


Typing ............

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Good write up but the plot twist will kill the comedy. Find a way to bring it back; maybe missing your flight by your over madness or something.
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Just having a good laugh at the office...would have been following you but a Nick could put us in gbese.
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Btw your stories could be directed as a movie.

maybe op na really mad man

RealGboy:
Immediately I regained my consciousness I found myself in a room with three bed I was in the middle of two other men who I presume to be mentally unstable too . Both men were sleeping deeply

My mouth was plastered with silver tape and both my hands and legs chained to the bed .

Chai see my life .so las las I finally ran mad ,abi which kain thing be this , I shook my head and ponderr in pain ,Kai!!!!

Well no wahala anybody that walks through that door be it Doctor,nurse or Police I will confess everything that led me to the mad Lady, Better to say the truth and be free than to be treated like a madman when I know I'm perfectly okay,.I made up my mind to confess and nothing I repeat nothing will change that ...

Just as I was still thinking ,the Doctor with a nurse and a man entered .

The man was a bit elderly but just by mere appearance you could tell he must be very rich ,he had two soldiers behind him.


The rich man turned to the Doctor and pointed at me. " Is this the man that my daughter has been calling husband ?"

" Yes sir , infact your daughter has been asking to see him saying she wants him to dance for her . I think they share a very dose bond "... Doctor replied .

" Ooh but why did you guys have to plaster his mouth ".. Rich man asked .

" Ah sir we did that because of the dangerous bite he gives people that comes close to him "... Doctor replied..

" Ooh Okay well if my daughter is in love with him so much then prepare his papers too and fly both of them abroad for better treatment, and ermm Doctor are you sure they will be fine ?. You know money is not the problem I just need assurance cos I miss my daughter"..

" Haba honorable they will be fine .your daughter case is minor since it is caused by misuse of drugs and this young man here too is not completely insane yet according to some tests we ran,trust me sir once they get to london they will be fine ".. Doctor replied..

When I heard London my initial plan to confess disappeared sharp sharp..omo if na madness go make me reach london then una never see mad person..infact I am officially a madman ,my heart was filled with joy .

"Okay doctor pls remove the plaster I'd like to ask him a question "..rich man ordered .

" Okay sir.ern Nurse bayo remove the plaster from his mouth ".. doctor replied.

Just as Nurse bayo remove the plaster the rich man asked me
"Young man what is your name ?"..

I replied David. The man looked surprise and asked "David what ?'..

I answered " David O '..

The rich man was confused and asked " David O?. What does the O stand for ??.

I replied " It stands for" DAVIDO" and added a wicked laugh to it..

" Honourable I already told you he's not completely normal yet "... Doctor replied .

" I see well pls prepare the paperwork and let them be transferred to london immediately and pls give him good food ,change his room to a more expensive single bed room.preferably close to my daughter "... Rich man ordered...

They left the room .


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DAVID +O = DAVIDO

inspirator1:

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Good write up but the plot twist will kill the comedy. Find a way to bring it back; maybe missing your flight by your over madness or something.
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Just having a good laugh at the office...would have been following you but a Nick could put us in gbese.
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Btw your stories could be directed as a movie.

Oga go write your own. Oversabi

Nice write up. Continue

jey4all:
Oga go write your own. Oversabi

. I'm too young to insult my elders.