Nazgul:

It happened years ago when I was still schooling. And at that time I used to see most religious people as hypocrites (I still do tho) so I just couldn't stand to endure a pot calling me a kettle black.

thelastnazgul?

Djshyne007:
We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain...

Similar to mine

Na cooked up stories go plenty pass.

meobizy:
I have none. Relationships scare me so I pump and dump. If I get the itch for a relationship, I backtrack mentally to my needy phase of life and relive how weak it made me. Counting my many acts of stupidity back then straighten me for the better.

Lol. Why'd you choose to use "pump & dump"?

Djshyne007:
We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain...

she asked me to swear with a Bible that I marry her before we can have sex. I refused and she left. when she came back months later, I was with another girl.
this is someone I later discovered she was living with a guy in school then.

[b]Mine just happened tonight, bitch started acting funny with threats of breaking up and me I don't beg...ended happily , no insults

hollakay:
she asked me to swear with a Bible that I marry her before we can have sex. I refused and she left. when she came back months later, I was with another girl.
this is someone I later discovered she was living with a guy in school then.

Wittyglam:
This is funny, I made video on some funny break up stories, check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFef1aOxSkk

Babe you are so cute

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

I think she did the right thing..the way u sound u look lost but I want to encourage u to focus on her reason for leaving u...do that for one mouth it will generate an energy..channel that energy into wealth but u must connect this energy u created to a higher energy up there that wasnt created God

Mine is just happened this night o, the girl have refused to visit me getting to 6months now. I have told her because of her virginity, I wouldn't touch her but just want us to stay together. And I am planning to have future with her as well. But still, she don't want to hear kept saying she won't come to my house.

Already tired of her

She borrowed money from me for what she said was an investment.. started telling me stories when it was time to pay back....found out it was one of those ponzi schemes that had capitulated....I seized her car and sold it off getting 90% of my money back. She broke up with me without paying my balance.

I met a girl and we dated for like 3 years, we were best friends before we started dating. I went for NYSC 2019, she made me promise not to leave her. I told her,'i love her'. And i wasn't going to leave her even without a promise cos i intended to marry her. I was working vosa plans in secret for me and her. 2020, babe enter NYSC, i visited her August in apartments i rented for her. December 30th,2020, Bae said she can't date anymore. She is tired of dating. Just like that no fight, i trìed my best. She stopped picking my calls. I found out 24th Febuary, she is getting married in May. I wish her well sha. But loving another go hard for me for a while.

Lol

inahlot:



omo! this story should be tagged fear woman cus what �

Fear AccessBank girls. too many bad stories about them and male colleagues

Damn! Babe, that's some funny skit you showed there. I just downloaded to watch offline.

Wittyglam:
This is funny, I made video on some funny break up stories, check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFef1aOxSkk

Lol...there was this babe I had then, she was my first major GF, aspa my first gurl it was still sharking me, 2 months gone so we planned on having a date on a Sunday evening "Easter 2014" to be precised, I won't forget because something terrible happened on that day...I gave babe over 2 weeks notice and kept reminding her of the date everyday incase she had any change of plans, even went as far as visiting her the eve before the D-day, but she assured me with 1001% that she would be come along...

Easter came, I ironed my ghetto straight, looking fresh and kidnappable walking like someone who has made it in life, it was 4pm already and I decided to call bae to know if she's ready so we would storm Zeecool hotel in grand style (those in Kaduna would be familiar with this place)

My first call no answer, second call no answer, well I was like "perhaps she's taking her bath" and I decided to chill a little bit at home...after like 30mins I called her again, no response and bethren...!! that was how I continued calling her line until 6:30pm giving her over 50 miss calls in the process!! me self shock Trust guys naw, they decoded sharpaly and started laughing at me when they saw me in a very devastating mood

Then I was like my day can't end like this, Told one of my guy to prepare let's chill out, On our way to Casablanca in Barnawa, naso the bike man carry me troway for nothing oO The new clothes and shoes I bought got damaged in the process while I sustained minor injuries on my left arm and knees, the bike man came out unhurt and even had the effontary to tell me to pay him his money, Gaskiya I nearly restrict e airflow with slaps at the end of the day, I lost 2-0, Maureen didn't show up and I had an accident due to the disappointment she gave me...

The next day, she came kneeling down apologizing and talking trash that I don't understand, I simply forgave her,hugged her and told her to go home, that was how our communication/relationship died a natural death..!!

Pharaoh94:
I met a girl and we dated for like 3 years, we were best friends before we started dating. I went for NYSC 2019, she made me promise not to leave her. I told her,'i love her'. And i wasn't going to leave her even without a promise cos i intended to marry her. I was working vosa plans in secret for me and her. 2020, babe enter NYSC, i visited her August in apartments i rented for her. December 30th,2020, Bae said she can't date anymore. She is tired of dating. Just like that no fight, i trìed my best. She stopped picking my calls. I found out 24th Febuary, she is getting married in May. I wish her well sha. But loving another go hard for me for a while.

quite saddening

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It's your English that is funny

I research and asked over 5000 Women and got a similar reply. Note this is not to say I’m a relationship expert but this coming from personal experience and couple research I have made in the recent time as I said earlier I have carried out these researches with over 5000 women and most of them gave a similar reply that that is the data with will be making up this video. Watch it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qsJEknhazU

inahlot:
I have heard and seen many ridiculous relationship breakup story, mine was actually quite funny and at the same time not funny.. which goes thus ....



so we've both been in this relationship for more than a year, she is a good girl with a good heart and not a demanding type of girl unlike wordly girls of nowadays, and beautiful with her melanie popping skin, average height and slim... so here is what happened I just don't call her again and she too didn't call me with my reason been that she is most of the time rude either we're together or over the phone, but she mostly exhibit this act whenever I called her and I have complained severally about this act sometimes she will apologized and at times not, but I think the cause is been that I'm way older than her and she is a Muslim while I'm a christian, it was funny to me cus it's the first time I will be breaking up with a girl in that manner.. whereas I was expecting her to call or msg me on whatsapp on what happened but her ego won't allow her to....

what is your own funny way you've breakup with your girl or guy before or heard, feel free to share and let's learn.

it's my first time of creating a topic here tho' so there might be errors but I'm willing to learn so feel free to correct me but not criticize me

She said that my di**k will wilden her pu**s and I may end up not marrying her can you imagine, I was confused and she meant it.

She was with another guy.... Na Kaduna girls way be dat.

Slynation:
Lol...there was this babe I had then, she was my first major GF, aspa my first gurl it was still sharking me, 2 months gone so we planned on having a date on a Sunday evening "Easter 2014" to be precised, I won't forget because something terrible happened on that day...I gave babe over 2 weeks notice and kept reminding her of the date everyday incase she had any change of plans, even went as far as visiting her the eve before the D-day, but she assured me with 1001% that she would be come along...

Easter came, I ironed my ghetto straight, looking fresh and kidnappable walking like someone who has made it in life, it was 4pm already and I decided to call bae to know if she's ready so we would storm Zeecool hotel in grand style (those in Kaduna would be familiar with this place)

My first call no answer, second call no answer, well I was like "perhaps she's taking her bath" and I decided to chill a little bit at home...after like 30mins I called her again, no response and bethren...!! that was how I continued calling her line until 6:30pm giving her over 50 miss calls in the process!! me self shock Trust guys naw, they decoded sharpaly and started laughing at me when they saw me in a very devastating mood

Then I was like my day can't end like this, Told one of my guy to prepare let's chill out, On our way to Casablanca in Barnawa, naso the bike man carry me troway for nothing oO The new clothes and shoes I bought got damaged in the process while I sustained minor injuries on my left arm and knees, the bike man came out unhurt and even had the effontary to tell me to pay him his money, Gaskiya I nearly restrict e airflow with slaps at the end of the day, I lost 2-0, Maureen didn't show up and I had an accident due to the disappointment she gave me...

The next day, she came kneeling down apologizing and talking trash that I don't understand, I simply forgave her,hugged her and told her to go home, that was how our communication/relationship died a natural death..!!

Too many hilarious comments.


Chairman.. Comments readers association

Lagos branch

lamentations

Nah yahoo boys dey make most of our babes no dey believe say we get brighter future again��

Back in '15,the babe i was dating got tired of me and told me in no uncertain terms..After weeks of travelling from Umuahia to PH to beg and see if things can be amended,omo,babe no gree oo..Out of anger and heartbreak i smashed my phone.When i realised my mistake,i took her phone too and smashed it into more pieces than mine(I contributed 90% of the funds used to purchase the phone).. ...Bitch saw how angry i was and how bloodshot my eyes were,she no talk pim!!Even when i smash the phone,use my PRODECO safety boot pieces am..

StacyO:
Eya


I'll just read comments.

I feel you, you are the one doing the broking