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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 11:27pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
Nazgul:thelastnazgul? |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Sweetcollins: 11:41pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
Djshyne007: Similar to mine |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by MrNipplesLover(m): 11:42pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
Na cooked up stories go plenty pass. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by NVSBL: 11:43pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
meobizy: Lol. Why'd you choose to use "pump & dump"? |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Yewandequeen(f): 11:49pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by hollakay: 11:51pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
she asked me to swear with a Bible that I marry her before we can have sex. I refused and she left. when she came back months later, I was with another girl. this is someone I later discovered she was living with a guy in school then. 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Mandyphilz: 12:00am On Apr 01, 2021 |
[b]Mine just happened tonight, bitch started acting funny with threats of breaking up and me I don't beg...ended happily , no insults 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by KKTooMuchMoney: 12:01am On Apr 01, 2021 |
hollakay: |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Emerie22(m): 12:02am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Wittyglam: Babe you are so cute |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by osazsky(m): 12:04am On Apr 01, 2021 |
paulolee:I think she did the right thing..the way u sound u look lost but I want to encourage u to focus on her reason for leaving u...do that for one mouth it will generate an energy..channel that energy into wealth but u must connect this energy u created to a higher energy up there that wasnt created God 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Bekeey: 12:08am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Mine is just happened this night o, the girl have refused to visit me getting to 6months now. I have told her because of her virginity, I wouldn't touch her but just want us to stay together. And I am planning to have future with her as well. But still, she don't want to hear kept saying she won't come to my house. Already tired of her 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by TheSupleemLeada(m): 12:38am On Apr 01, 2021 |
She borrowed money from me for what she said was an investment.. started telling me stories when it was time to pay back....found out it was one of those ponzi schemes that had capitulated....I seized her car and sold it off getting 90% of my money back. She broke up with me without paying my balance. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Pharaoh94(m): 12:40am On Apr 01, 2021 |
I met a girl and we dated for like 3 years, we were best friends before we started dating. I went for NYSC 2019, she made me promise not to leave her. I told her,'i love her'. And i wasn't going to leave her even without a promise cos i intended to marry her. I was working vosa plans in secret for me and her. 2020, babe enter NYSC, i visited her August in apartments i rented for her. December 30th,2020, Bae said she can't date anymore. She is tired of dating. Just like that no fight, i trìed my best. She stopped picking my calls. I found out 24th Febuary, she is getting married in May. I wish her well sha. But loving another go hard for me for a while. 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by donfruit(m): 12:43am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Lol |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Angeldemon: 12:43am On Apr 01, 2021 |
inahlot: Fear AccessBank girls. too many bad stories about them and male colleagues |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by firstratedcitiz(m): 12:47am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Damn! Babe, that's some funny skit you showed there. I just downloaded to watch offline. Wittyglam: |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Slynation(m): 12:59am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Lol...there was this babe I had then, she was my first major GF, aspa my first gurl it was still sharking me, 2 months gone so we planned on having a date on a Sunday evening "Easter 2014" to be precised, I won't forget because something terrible happened on that day...I gave babe over 2 weeks notice and kept reminding her of the date everyday incase she had any change of plans, even went as far as visiting her the eve before the D-day, but she assured me with 1001% that she would be come along... Easter came, I ironed my ghetto straight, looking fresh and kidnappable walking like someone who has made it in life, it was 4pm already and I decided to call bae to know if she's ready so we would storm Zeecool hotel in grand style (those in Kaduna would be familiar with this place) My first call no answer, second call no answer, well I was like "perhaps she's taking her bath" and I decided to chill a little bit at home...after like 30mins I called her again, no response and bethren...!! that was how I continued calling her line until 6:30pm giving her over 50 miss calls in the process!! me self shock Trust guys naw, they decoded sharpaly and started laughing at me when they saw me in a very devastating mood Then I was like my day can't end like this, Told one of my guy to prepare let's chill out, On our way to Casablanca in Barnawa, naso the bike man carry me troway for nothing oO The new clothes and shoes I bought got damaged in the process while I sustained minor injuries on my left arm and knees, the bike man came out unhurt and even had the effontary to tell me to pay him his money, Gaskiya I nearly restrict e airflow with slaps at the end of the day, I lost 2-0, Maureen didn't show up and I had an accident due to the disappointment she gave me... The next day, she came kneeling down apologizing and talking trash that I don't understand, I simply forgave her,hugged her and told her to go home, that was how our communication/relationship died a natural death..!! 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Yewandequeen(f): 1:00am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Pharaoh94:quite saddening |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Centgift(m): 1:00am On Apr 01, 2021 |
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Cheeryfeet: 1:02am On Apr 01, 2021 |
It's your English that is funny 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by okpiewon(m): 1:04am On Apr 01, 2021 |
I research and asked over 5000 Women and got a similar reply. Note this is not to say I’m a relationship expert but this coming from personal experience and couple research I have made in the recent time as I said earlier I have carried out these researches with over 5000 women and most of them gave a similar reply that that is the data with will be making up this video. Watch it now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qsJEknhazU inahlot: 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Bahose(m): 1:15am On Apr 01, 2021 |
She said that my di**k will wilden her pu**s and I may end up not marrying her can you imagine, I was confused and she meant it. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 1:18am On Apr 01, 2021 |
She was with another guy.... Na Kaduna girls way be dat. Slynation: |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by mkoabiola: 1:33am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Too many hilarious comments. Chairman.. Comments readers association Lagos branch 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Germi9: 1:45am On Apr 01, 2021 |
lamentations |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Epeegee(m): 1:53am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Nah yahoo boys dey make most of our babes no dey believe say we get brighter future again�� 10 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by IgboWarlord(m): 1:53am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Back in '15,the babe i was dating got tired of me and told me in no uncertain terms..After weeks of travelling from Umuahia to PH to beg and see if things can be amended,omo,babe no gree oo..Out of anger and heartbreak i smashed my phone.When i realised my mistake,i took her phone too and smashed it into more pieces than mine(I contributed 90% of the funds used to purchase the phone).. ...Bitch saw how angry i was and how bloodshot my eyes were,she no talk pim!!Even when i smash the phone,use my PRODECO safety boot pieces am.. 9 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by sparko1(m): 2:01am On Apr 01, 2021 |
StacyO: I feel you, you are the one doing the broking 1 Like 1 Share |
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