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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 12:50pm On Apr 18, 2021
Joezinho:


The semi-literate mutant Rhesus monkey keeps on screaming fool. Psychotic orangutan, you've lost your bite like FFK battling his gingivitis?

Scared of throwing slurs for fear of me making your reputation a blur?

Reading your unintelligently-strung words, you came across as a junkie high on hallucination-inducing steroidal supplements.

I bet in an I.Q test with a laboratory mouse you'd come second.

Simpleton-esque loser. When you work your way up in the psyche-damaging world of text-battling then maybe you'd get your shot at an equal duel against me. Until then, fvckk off!!!
What’s that? You need some more attention and belly rubs?
Sorry, I don’t understand the canine language. Keep barking, maybe I’ll pick up what you are trying to communicate. Add some more distinct behaviors like Tail wagging and rolling on the floor. Here is a video to help doggies like you communicate bettergrin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i33WRZaRwaA

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 1:04pm On Apr 18, 2021
doofus
/ˈduːfʌs/
A stupid person.

Synonym: joezinhogrin

Come boy, show me how much you have learnt to communicate from the video I posted for you. tongue

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BARAJ92(m): 1:04pm On Apr 18, 2021
Beorn:



Apples and oranges. Different clubs have different pedigree and ambitions.

Pochettino wasn't sacked in those 5+ seasons because he took Tottenham to a high pedestal they were struggling to reach before. Before, qualifying for UCL or finishing above Assanal was a rare occurrence for Tottenham, Assanal fans even has St. Totteringham Day for it to mock Spurs. Pochettino led them to back to back to back to back UCL qualifications, something that hadn't happened since EPL took its current format. He took them to a UCL final in an occasion he didn't buy a player and they moved to a new stadium. Those achievements are impressive and that's PROGRESS for a club like Tottenham. But Tottenham is not an elite club.


If Pochettino doesn't win trophies in 2 seasons at PSG, he'd be sacked. He won't be allowed to last long like he did at Tottenham. Tuchel won the league and took PSG to UCL final and he was still sacked. Shebi na progress? But why was he sacked? Ancelotti won the UCL for Madrid but was still sacked.

The pedigree of a club matters. While he made significant progress with Tottenham, that "progress" would be a failure at PSG. Club pass club. A coach's progress at one club is another coach's failure at another club.
When last did Man Utd qualified for consecutively champions league through the league. If Ole was employed immediately after Alex Ferguson, he will have been sacked for finished outside top 4 or for his failure to land a trophy but after Sir Alex Ferguson, we went from being a title contenders to just a big name club.

Only Man City in England will sack a coach for not being competitive, PSG and Bayern expect all their coach to win the league and compete strongly in the champions league. Real Madrid who sack any coach that does not compete strongly.

Football is very dynamic, let Real Madrid to fail to qualify, challenge competitively or win any major trophy for 5 seasons, their objectives will change. Look at AC Milan and Inter Milan.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingAlabi: 1:07pm On Apr 18, 2021
SyIvalord:
doofus
/ˈduːfʌs/
A stupid person.

Synonym: joezinhogrin

Come boy, show me how much you have learnt to communicate from the video I posted for you. tongue

Na today you wan start your vayolence. cheesy
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BARAJ92(m): 1:08pm On Apr 18, 2021
TrebleChamp:
Ok i know this is just rumour paper talk, but does Dablord truly deserve £500k per week. Wetin him dey play wey clubs go give am that kind money, somebody that clubs did not even bid for at the start of the season, despite his stupid agent and brothers running their mouth about Dablord readiness to leave United. Woodward had better not be unfortunate ooh, rubbish player....
This is a tough one for Man Utd Management, they have two option, Give him want he wants or lose him for free next season. This is 60 million for 5 years, can we get a Midfielder of his quality for 60 million.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 1:09pm On Apr 18, 2021
afrodoc:


Of course. We don uncover am tey tey.

All the old timers don dey concur. E remain ibime_ and then nihilist_ forensic analysis to seal it.


The line about if so, so and so gave birth... was a typical Cöogar diss lines. Immediately I saw it, I laughed out loud.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TrebleChamp(m): 1:13pm On Apr 18, 2021
Somebody should pls mention me if/when this thread enter page 9998 today, i wan follow share for page 10000 success.....
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 1:15pm On Apr 18, 2021
BARAJ92:
Your greatest manager spend over 466 millions euro in 2 years yet he could not win a major trophy rather he was shouting he is not being back. Your greatest has spend over 1 billion in 10 years, yet he has only 2 league title to show for it.


So, SAF is not even in the screenshot? Where are those haters that keeps saying Ferguson was buying trophies with unlimited spending?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Havertz10: 1:17pm On Apr 18, 2021
SyIvalord:
You are a pinheaded îdiot. Why don’t you come and beat me if I don’t edit your moniker? Why will I edit your moniker when I want you to see the mention knowing that you cannot resist the urge to bark all over my mentions like a bitch on heat. The way you get cranky, I am certain you are an hermaphrodite with a predominantly female side. grin

You are such a predictable fool and it doesn’t take much to rile predictable fools like you up. I have been seeing the way you have been hyperventilating all over the place, searching frantically for my attention. I decided to help your hustle today by giving you a little attention, just enough to make you come rushing back for more. Sometimes, I take pity on fools like you and pay them a little attention, maybe it will reduce your frustration? You never know the next time I’ll be so generous, so hold on to this moment with all your might. It will take 8 months before the next moment comes. grin

Anyway keep being unrepentantly stupid bro. After all you are very much incapable of being anything else grin
gave you 1 like bro, god go do am for you grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 1:17pm On Apr 18, 2021
Una dey open dictionary to find derogatory words abi? Sylvalord and Joezinho who dey teach una all these curse words abeg? Or was my English teacher that bad?

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 1:21pm On Apr 18, 2021
TrebleChamp:
Somebody should pls mention me if/when this thread enter page 9998 today, i wan follow share for page 10000 success.....
It won't reach 10,000 today but it might get close if the following happens;

1. We lose at Old Trafford to Burnley

2. Leicester reach the FA cup final...

In all, I'm certain it will reach 20,000 if;

1. PSG or Chelsea wins the UCL final

2. Chelsea wins the FA cup

3. If we bottle another semi final or don't win the UEL...

God willing, we will all be here to witness it...

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 1:23pm On Apr 18, 2021
BARAJ92:
This is a tough one for Man Utd Management, they have two option, Give him want he wants or lose him for free next season. This is 60 million for 5 years, can we get a Midfielder of his quality for 60 million.

Or sell him this summer

500K per week for what?

How much do you want to give Bruno and Rashford?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 1:27pm On Apr 18, 2021
patrickmuf:
It won't reach 10,000 today but it might get close if the following happens;

1. We lose at Old Trafford to Burnley

2. Leicester reach the FA cup final...

In all, I'm certain it will reach 20,000 if;

1. PSG or Chelsea wins the UCL final

2. Chelsea wins the FA cup

3. If we bottle another semi final or don't win the UEL...

God willing, we will all be here to witness it...

4. Mourinho wins Carabao cup

5. We bottle 2nd position in EPL

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 1:29pm On Apr 18, 2021
BARAJ92:
When last did Man Utd qualified for consecutively champions league through the league. If Ole was employed immediately after Alex Ferguson, he will have been sacked for finished outside top 4 or for his failure to land a trophy but after Sir Alex Ferguson, we went from being a title contenders to just a big name club.

Only Man City in England will sack a coach for not being competitive, PSG and Bayern expect all their coach to win the league and compete strongly in the champions league. Real Madrid who sack any coach that does not compete strongly.


Not true. Totally wrong. Chelsea sack coaches for a living. If you ain't competitive, Abrahimovic will fling you away, even his club legend like Lampard. And it works for him all the time. Pochettino was sacked coz his team was not as competitive as in the previous 5 seasons while languishing in the 14th postiion.

Football is very dynamic, let Real Madrid to fail to qualify, challenge competitively or win any major trophy for 5 seasons, their objectives will change. Look at AC Milan and Inter Milan.


Not true once again. Madrid would keep sacking coaches till they get it right. They are too competitive to go the way of Inter or AC. When Madrid was failing to go past the R16 for many seasons, they kept sacking coaches and buying quality players till they got it right. They never stooped to the lows of AC or Inter.

Madrid sacked Capello after he had won the league for them simply because of his conservative style of play and his frosty relationship with some players. Madrid sacked Lopetegui after 5 months of hiring him. You don't know Madrid if you think they'd reduce their standards for any coach. Never ever!!

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 1:32pm On Apr 18, 2021
Expert17:


Or sell him this summer

500K per week for what?

How much do you want to give Bruno and Rashford?



If United doesn't learn from the curious case of Bale and gives Pogba 500k, I'll wash my hands off this club.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TrebleChamp(m): 1:33pm On Apr 18, 2021
patrickmuf:
It won't reach 10,000 today but it might get close if the following happens;

1. We lose at Old Trafford to Burnley

2. Leicester reach the FA cup final...

In all, I'm certain it will reach 20,000 if;

1. PSG or Chelsea wins the UCL final

2. Chelsea wins the FA cup

3. If we bottle another semi final or don't win the UEL...

God willing, we will all be here to witness it...
Plus if Mourinho wins a trophy before Ole...
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TrebleChamp(m): 1:34pm On Apr 18, 2021
Expert17:


4. Mourinho wins Carabao cup

5. We bottle 2nd position in EPL
This one too will tear this thread apart.....
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joezinho: 1:38pm On Apr 18, 2021
SyIvalord:
What’s that? You need some more attention and belly rubs?
Sorry, I don’t understand the canine language. Keep barking, maybe I’ll pick up what you are trying to communicate. Add some more distinct behaviors like Tail wagging and rolling on the floor. Here is a video to help doggies like you communicate bettergrin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i33WRZaRwaA

Useless dimwit! Finally, you've admitted to being a dimwitted nonentity..

Another round of rubbish coming from a factory fitted fool weaned on Hiv infected cancerous break milk from the prototype of today's intimacy gadget for man.

You are the poster boy for why sperms shouldn't have met with female eggs. I mean how can one person be braindead, dwarf and f00lish all at once? It must suck to be you.

Your molestation experience will make a blockbuster in the community of LGBTS, cause it will be an endless session for perverts to learn all styles of arse ramming and cocksucking.

Ode!!

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 1:39pm On Apr 18, 2021
TrebleChamp:
This one too will tear this thread apart.....

Lingard, Foden and Saka making England Euro 2020 squad ahead of Sancho

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 1:40pm On Apr 18, 2021
Guys at least respect the Holy day nau.... Ah ah cheesy

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 1:42pm On Apr 18, 2021
afrodoc:


Of course. We don uncover am tey tey.

All the old timers don dey concur. E remain ibime and then nihilist forensic analysis to seal it.

It's coogar without a shadow of doubt.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BikeMan: 2:00pm On Apr 18, 2021
TrebleChamp:
This one too will tear this thread apart.....
KingAlabi will disappear because that's the only trophy he has been boasting about all season. "At least We Are Second".
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:06pm On Apr 18, 2021
Paul Pogba: "Personally I miss it [winning trophies] a lot and feel like I miss something. We have to win something. I just want to win something; I don't like to play and not win. I'm a bad loser, I will always be a bad loser, so every time I play, I want to win."

- Sky
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingAlabi: 2:07pm On Apr 18, 2021
BikeMan:
KingAlabi will disappear because that's the only trophy he has been boasting about all season. "At least We Are Second".
Even if united relegate, I will be here for the kaos, know this and know peace. cheesy
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:07pm On Apr 18, 2021
Paul Pogba: "I think we are getting closer and closer; there is improvement I would say. When I say improvement, this club has such big goals and objectives we want to achieve and that is to win and to have a trophy to hold."

- Sky
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:08pm On Apr 18, 2021
Paul Pogba: "We have the league still, as long as City don't have the trophy we're going to keep working and playing. We still have a chance to win something this year so, why not?"

- Sky
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:09pm On Apr 18, 2021
Paul Pogba: "We have the league still, as long as City don't have the trophy we're going to keep working and playing. We still have a chance to win something this year so, why not?"

- Sky
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:10pm On Apr 18, 2021
Paul Pogba on his preferred position: "To play, I just prefer to play. I like attacking, I like being in the box, I like to be decisive for my team - if I can do both, I do it. I like to defend as well, to recover balls and get to the box."

- Sky
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:10pm On Apr 18, 2021
Paul Pogba: "It would be more difficult for someone to be consistent and play well when you change a lot, but there are different roles and it defends what role the manager wants you to play."

- Sky
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 2:12pm On Apr 18, 2021
Paul Pogba: "If the manager tells me to play deeper, I'll play deeper and give my best to help the team as much as I can. If I have to be higher in the pocket, I will do the same."

- Sky
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 2:13pm On Apr 18, 2021
Oasis007:
Paul Pogba: "Personally I miss it [winning trophies] a lot and feel like I miss something. We have to win something. I just want to win something; I don't like to play and not win. I'm a bad loser, I will always be a bad loser, so every time I play, I want to win."

- Sky

Cc OLESexuals

tOp fOUr iS tHe tArgEt

cheesy

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Botfuss: 2:35pm On Apr 18, 2021
Lmao. This is not the thread I used to know o.

Who brought the angel of violence to this thread? Na wa o.

Well, ole boys can never win any argument until he wins a trophy. It’s as simple as that.

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