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Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by juniorstar(m): 11:54pm On Apr 24, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.
You cant just have unprotected sex and within few mins think you can test for HIV. it takes time...do a repeat test say 2 to 3 weeks time
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Lilpen3758: 12:06am On Apr 25, 2021
samwash:
Sharp Guy indeed.
In 2weeks time repeat your HIV test.
Nor come open another thread telling us how the babe force pregnancy on you.
Some guys get mind ooo, just beep random girl without Cd, una brain dey lick
Oga life na risk na wetin u no dey fear dey fear u...
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Jastho(m): 12:10am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.
Op you go pharmacy but you no buy postinor 2 yourself.
Never let a woman be in charge of the contraceptive.
Congrats you will soon be a father.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Lilpen3758: 12:11am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Hehe... I gave her 750naira. 250 naira for her transport fare, 500 for postinor 2. Na #70 for Andrew liver salt I bin wan give her self. Na God I fear wey I give am that 5h
Hahahahaha
i no wan laugh abeg...
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by luminouz(m): 12:11am On Apr 25, 2021
doggedfighter:
Another SS 2 boy.

Congratulating himself on conquering the world.
Leave him alone,killjoy cheesy

I enjoyed his story cheesy
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Nobody: 12:14am On Apr 25, 2021
op the effort you put into this write up could have been used to acquire more sense. Seriously you need more sense because the sense you have now can put you into more trouble
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Originalsly: 12:21am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Hehe... I gave her 750naira. 250 naira for her transport fare, 500 for postinor 2. Na #70 for Andrew liver salt I bin wan give her self. Na God I fear wey I give am that 5h
Bro.... is not manly to "kiss and tell". Men keep their escapades to themselves .... women share theirs to their close friends... but here you are bragging to the world... what does that say of you? Then how many rounds without condom.... I'm sure she had no problem managing as many rounds as you wanted. No doubt... she is used to it and what does this tell us about her? I strongly believe she has her own room in a brothel. N5K is her fee..... you gave her some and the rest was made up in the food and I guess drinks ... so did you really get over? You did HIV test...... and you were both negative.... hallelujah!... HIV is the only STD!... you now are safe .... very safe! But I have the feeling you'll be soon back hiding under a different moniker asking for medical advice.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by YorubaLord: 1:20am On Apr 25, 2021
HRSweetness:
If that is your understanding of who an Alpha Male is, then... Infact, I give up. I shouldn't even be quoting someone so proudly ignorant.
Then you can sharaaappp! grin
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Nobody: 1:59am On Apr 25, 2021
You've lightened my mood. Haha little Alexander the Great

doggedfighter:
Another SS 2 boy.

Congratulating himself on conquering the world.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by legallyminded: 3:15am On Apr 25, 2021
HRSweetness:
My God! What breed of boys do we have these days? just look at what a grown person sat to type, this is becoming pathetically alarming!

Gooosh! Whaaaathuh!!! No Fibre of good sense. OP, please, please, help yourself! You must separate yourself from this regressive way of life before June this year. Chooi shocked shocked
Shut your mouth, your fellow female folks contributed to it
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by habsydiamond(m): 4:46am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Lol... I did for her too, if she was positive, it would have shown.
OK oo.. We have a name for them..... Op the pornnstar...if she was positive, u won't be here oo... Na one corner of ur room u go dey sob.. Depression go don nearly comot life for ur body... U go dey find PEP like say na raw material for crude oil.. No dey deceive urself e no enter us at all

Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by LegendaryLover(m): 5:35am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by LegendaryLover(m): 5:44am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Lol...I just wonder wat u are doubting here!
****A****
i would like to know more about the hiv test skits.

please how is it used? what's it called? any particular name? how effective are they?
how much does it cost in a pharmacy?


****B*****
also, i've heard about andrew liver salt being locally used as a contraceptive, though my girl uses postinor IF we have it raw.

so out of curiosity, how effective is andrews liver salt as a contraceptive.


THANKS
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by JustCruise(m): 6:10am On Apr 25, 2021
Michelle55
Dear father, may you never let me or other women out there encounter the likes of op IJN..

A man who kisses and tell may he never be our portion and dear Lord, give the ladies brains to know the fvckboys amongst them. Amen!


Which school taught you how to differentiate between a fvckboy and a Real man??

The Op is trying to rise a really important issue here. Young girls are quickly losing self values.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by ManuelNate1(op): 6:45am On Apr 25, 2021
juniorstar:
You cant just have unprotected sex and within few mins think you can test for HIV. it takes time...do a repeat test say 2 to 3 weeks time
Oga, the babe too follow dey window period abi?
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by ManuelNate1(op): 6:58am On Apr 25, 2021
LegendaryLover:
****A****
i would like to know more about the hiv test skits.

please how is it used? what's it called? any particular name? how effective are they?
how much does it cost in a pharmacy?


****B*****
also, i've heard about andrew liver salt being locally used as a contraceptive, though my girl uses postinor IF we have it raw.

so out of curiosity, how effective is andrews liver salt as a contraceptive.


THANKS
I know of determine and unigold
Determine is mostly used but unigold is more accurate and is used for confirtion in case of doubts about "false positive"
That is...if a result shows positive, unigold will be used to carry the test again in order to be sure that the result was truly positive.
About the prices...one determine strip was sold to me for 180 naira, could b less in other phamarcies thou.
The normal saline (salt solution) I got it for 400 naira. It's in a big pack, they didn't have a smaller size.
The blood lansets (small needles)... I got them for #10 each.

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About the Andrew liver salt, it's less than 100 naira, women take it as an alternative, sum even add kitchen salt to water and take. I think it works to an extent though
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by ManuelNate1(op): 7:04am On Apr 25, 2021
Ficient:
op the effort you put into this write up could have been used to acquire more sense. Seriously you need more sense because the sense you have now can put you into more trouble
Laffing## aswear, na sense wey go put me for trouble. I'll put on a new leaf sir (smiles)
I even have anoda experence with my pastor's daughter that I'd love to share but guilt wount let me
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by doggedfighter(f): 7:46am On Apr 25, 2021
luminouz:
Leave him alone,killjoy cheesy

I enjoyed his story cheesy
luminouz, I will not leave him alone. grin grin

Teach your boys how to be men. grin grin

Do your work grin grin
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by phemy36(m): 9:11am On Apr 25, 2021
Nigerian females should be avoided by all means
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Quality20(m): 9:18am On Apr 25, 2021
What a poor holy girl! So she had to endure all these just because she needed some change? I hope she can still maintain her strong Christian faith and not become spoilt just because of her poor status.
Guys, Abeg mek una de help girls because of God, no get then to do things that is against their beliefs. Many of them are really trying to be Godly, decent and virgin/secondary virgins. Pls pity them n don't soil them
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by LegendaryLover(m): 9:42am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
I know of determine and unigold
Determine is mostly used but unigold is more accurate and is used for confirtion in case of doubts about "false positive"
That is...if a result shows positive, unigold will be used to carry the test again in order to be sure that the result was truly positive.
About the prices...one determine strip was sold to me for 180 naira, could b less in other phamarcies thou.
The normal saline (salt solution) I got it for 400 naira. It's in a big pack, they didn't have a smaller size.
The blood lansets (small needles)... I got them for #10 each.

*****************************************
*****************************************
About the Andrew liver salt, it's less than 100 naira, women take it as an alternative, sum even add kitchen salt to water and take. I think it works to an extent though
THANKS... i appreciate your feedback.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by LegendaryLover(m): 9:51am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Laffing## aswear, na sense wey go put me for trouble. I'll put on a new leaf sir (smiles)
I even have anoda experence with my pastor's daughter that I'd love to share but guilt wount let me
please share any experience you have had - both good and bad. Some of us enjoy your stories and may learn a thing or two.

Some of those judging u on this thread may have done worse you know!
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Starz825(m): 9:57am On Apr 25, 2021
slimman007:
Can you what Nigerian ladies have turn themselves into.upon all the Bleep na #750 she see collect...
and na person girlfriend ooo

bro fear girls and trust them not
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Amb1045(m): 10:21am On Apr 25, 2021
When people talk about kiss and tell, I don't understand oooh. I once dated a girl who all my friends know we where dating, suddenly she broke up with me for no just good reason. You know how guys act, they started saying the girl done chop me run and I said after all I done Bleep her, is that kiss and tell. I'm confuse with the word kiss and tell.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by SweetCunt97(f): 10:40am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.
So what are you feeling like? Nawa for men of today ooo. Kai
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Casper21: 11:57am On Apr 25, 2021
Op check yourself 1week later oo cos Hiv doesn't just come that way
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by ManuelNate1(op): 12:04pm On Apr 25, 2021
Casper21:
Op check yourself 1week later oo cos Hiv doesn't just come that way
I ran the test for her too, if she was positive it wudaf shown
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by 2rez: 12:04pm On Apr 25, 2021
The moment i saw facebook, expected it to culminate in a sour ending someday.

Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by ManuelNate1(op): 12:06pm On Apr 25, 2021
2rez:
The moment i saw facebook, expected it to culminate in a sour ending someday.
I don't even intend dating her, my contract with her is over.
BTW, I got a girl I Wana marry.
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Successfulben: 12:13pm On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.
what is d name of the sperm your papa used to reproduce you?

Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by ManuelNate1(op): 12:16pm On Apr 25, 2021
Successfulben:
what is d name of the sperm your papa used to reproduce you?
The name is "senselessben"
Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:38pm On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.
That babe is control of everything happening bro. You better be careful because she'll start moving in small by small. Next thing now, she'll fall pregnant. No do no do, you don do small thing for her head. You don start family be dat o. E go do you like film.
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