Life itself is a big lie.

Everything we know to be true was fabricated....

Everything!

The post funny sha

Pre-tribulation rapture

India 99 vs Nigeria 1

MrBanner:


Seu Mynd4 Lalaticlala Dominiqu Oam4 Mkina2 Justwis

You mentioned all the mods on nairaland just to make sure they take down my account?
Guy if I'm in this situation of asking really let God judge you.... But if I'm not let God judge me too
People are wicked sha
No wonder most people turn their back against human beings

The greatest lie of all times is Jesus...... followed by the people called Jews. These two lies are so big that there're hundreds of books on them. In fact, there's a book called: the greatest lie ever sold. This one is on Jesus. The second is: the greatest lie ever told. I haven't read this one but it should be on the Jews.

Bukasint:


serious....but u dey uganda

I'm in naija... don't mind my username.

asked a man if he was married ( he was asking me out) he said no. I asked him if he smokes, he said nope.
So he invited me over to his place. His kitchen looked so well arranged and stocked up for a bachelor. I just kept observing things.
So he went into one of the rooms and I saw a big photo album hidden under the table. I brought it out, LO and behold, I saw from his traditional marriage to white wedding pics. My heart began to pant. I heard him coming and quickly tucked it back under the table. He looked at me strangely and called out. Beke!!! ... I just smiled.
Then he entered another room and was ironing. When he left, I quickly peeked and saw a mobile rack with female clothings. He moved the rack out of their room to that place so any girl that comes will not see any female clothes in his room. Mehnn... This time he caught me peeking, didn't say anything but the way he eyed me? I felt like disappearing.
He went into his room and as he was coming out this time, he had a cigarette in his mouth. And I asked, I tot you said you don't smoke? He replied. Now you know. Huh?
I couldn't even mention the marriage part let him not strangle me. Immediately He dropped me off. I blocked him on Facebook and blacklisted his number.

AsherAmari:
I asked a man if he was married ( he was asking me out) he said no. I asked him if he smokes, he said nope.

So he invited me over to his place. His kitchen looked so well arranged and stocked up for a bachelor. I just kept observing things.

So he went into one of the rooms and I saw a big photo album hidden under the table. I brought it out, LO and behold, I saw from his traditional marriage to white wedding pics. My heart began to pant. I heard him coming and quickly tucked it back under the table. He looked at me strangely and called out. Beke!!! ... I just smiled.

Then he entered another room and was ironing. When he left, I quickly peeked and saw a mobile rack with female clothings. He moved the rack out of their room to that place so any girl that comes will not see any female clothes in his room. Mehnn... This time he caught me peeking, didn't say anything but the way he eyed me? I felt like disappearing.

He went into his room and as he was coming out this time, he had a cigarette in his mouth. And I asked, I tot you said you don't smoke? He replied. Now you know. Huh?

I couldn't even mention the marriage part let him not strangle me. *Immediately He dropped me off*. I blocked him on Facebook and blacklisted his number.

Very big fat lie!

You mean after the kpenshing?

tunary:
What if he had forced himself on you? don't go to a man's house again. Konji can make them loss self control and becloud their sense of reasoning. sit down for your house

Did you say what if? how old are you? that Bitch was severely fvcked.

cappucino925:
You mentioned all the mods on nairaland just to make sure they take down my account?
Guy if I'm in this situation of asking really let God judge you.... But if I'm not let God judge me too
People are wicked sha
No wonder most people turn their back against human beings

If your words were any powerful, you wouldn't be on the internet begging for money like a lepper.

This one

MrBanner:


If your words were any powerful, you wouldn't be on the internet begging for money like a lepper.

Alright....

Lakside1955:
That we children are the leaders of tomorrow in nigeria

Biggest scam ever

LoL ����

Ugandatales:


I'm in naija... don't mind my username.

wow wia are u based

India 99-1 Nigeria

tunary:
You don't judge a book by its covers. some men may look responsible and innocent outside but they are devil inside. even SOME guilty looking men are better than them, green snake green grass.

You where so lucky then

Yeah. You're right.
Thanks.

Nigerian politician lies that Python has Swallowed money.

I was born into a Jehovah's Witness family..They sold a lot of horseshit to us.But the one wey hirt me pass,was that i actually believed that only 144,000 witnesses would go to heaven.The rest of the righteous witnesses would inherit the earth(it would have turned to a paradise then)and that there would be no sickness,death or pain any more..Then all unrighteous people(wordlys in their terms)will be destroyed in the battle of Armaggedon and the devil will be cast into the abyss for 1000 years...What a load of bullshit!!!E dey pain me because i spent the best part of the 1st 20 years of my life believing it fiercely and i went around my area with a huge bag full of books and magazines trying to convince people about the "TRUTH"..Mehn!!person don mumu kwanu oo..One of these days, i'll take a stroll to there their new world headquaters in Warwick,New York and leave a few IEDs...Yes,thats how much i hate them!!!!

AsherAmari:
I asked a man if he was married ( he was asking me out) he said no. I asked him if he smokes, he said nope.

So he invited me over to his place. His kitchen looked so well arranged and stocked up for a bachelor. I just kept observing things.

So he went into one of the rooms and I saw a big photo album hidden under the table. I brought it out, LO and behold, I saw from his traditional marriage to white wedding pics. My heart began to pant. I heard him coming and quickly tucked it back under the table. He looked at me strangely and called out. Beke!!! ... I just smiled.

Then he entered another room and was ironing. When he left, I quickly peeked and saw a mobile rack with female clothings. He moved the rack out of their room to that place so any girl that comes will not see any female clothes in his room. Mehnn... This time he caught me peeking, didn't say anything but the way he eyed me? I felt like disappearing.

He went into his room and as he was coming out this time, he had a cigarette in his mouth. And I asked, I tot you said you don't smoke? He replied. Now you know. Huh?

I couldn't even mention the marriage part let him not strangle me. Immediately He dropped me off. I blocked him on Facebook and blacklisted his number.

Very big fat lie!

Lol, sorry hauty. Nor be una dey find already made guys, so bear d garbage. My sisters have falling victims to this many times, guys are not smiling o.

A word of advice, look for a young unmarried man and build a future with. Most of these well to do guys u see with nice clothes and cars, are already married. They wont tell u, and u re lucky to even find out. That's a fact, yes it's d bitter truth. All women want a ready made man. 9 out of 10 of them are married. It's that competitive! nor be only u like better thing.

cappucino925:
You mentioned all the mods on nairaland just to make sure they take down my account?
Guy if I'm in this situation of asking really let God judge you.... But if I'm not let God judge me too
People are wicked sha
No wonder most people turn their back against human beings

Lazy ass. Enter street and find something to do or rather sell your phone and use the money to stop disgracing your generation here.
Lazy ass able bodied human being

Bukasint:
wow wia are u based

Ibadan and Lagos. You can send me a message via the number in my profile/signature.

PhilipReigns:

Lol, sorry hauty. Nor be una dey find already made guys, so bear d garbage. My sisters have falling victims to this many times, guys are not smiling o.

A word of advice, look for a young unmarried man and build a future with. Most of these well to do guys u see with nice clothes and cars, are already married. They wont tell u, and u re lucky to even find out. That's a fact, yes it's d bitter truth. All women want a ready made man. 9 out of 10 of them are married. It's that competitive! nor be only u like better thing.

No o. I should go for a bicycle rider so people can call me a good girl? You try.

For me, it's no doubts, the COVID19 SCAMdemic.

When APC said they would pay unemployed graduates 5k monthly
this statement_" i will get back to u"

AsherAmari:



No o. I should go for a bicycle rider so people can call me a good girl? You try.

SMH... Just imagine her response after a good advice I could have dished out to my sisters. And u are there complaining that u got bleeped by a married man? Why won't he devour your entire body when all some of u ladies care about is currency. You can't eat ur cake and have it, if u come for the money, then don't complain when u meet a nigga who comes for the body. Simple as ABC!

PhilipReigns:

SMH... Just imagine her response after a good advice I could have dished out to my sisters. And u are there complaining that u got bleeped by a married man? Why won't he devour your entire body when all some of u ladies care about is currency. You can't eat ur cake and have it, if u come for the money, then don't complain when u meet a nigga who comes for the body. Simple as ABC!

Your point exactly?

I didn't share my experience to seek for advice. I only did to warn other young girls who are still searching to be careful. So don't bother. I'm older and wiser now. I can take care of myself.

Good night.

Ugandatales:


Ibadan and Lagos. You can send me a message via the number in my profile/signature.

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........that jesus once came and coming again

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Enjoyed the read OP but make o ask, why people too dey lie for you

chatinent:
The news about bloodshed was becoming unbecoming so I decided to spice up your day. Remember the lie sb told you but you later discovered the truth.

Share your experiences.


Mine:

1. Hanty say she doesn't like fufu.. “I feel nauseated by the smell. I can't hold it, I'll throw up.”

Visited her fam house...they were on Ofe Nchawu with achara. I didn't know at the mention of her name at home, all the fufu dobales.

2. Caught the most holy “virgin” church girl in my street back home in our barrack! Funny thing was I met her and told her I was travelling to school. She also told me she was going for a church program in another state.

My room was Block C. She tie wrapper come out Block D.

E choke.

3. Date....


What's your name?


Cloe Davis


(Saved digits, Truecaller tagged her “Bolanle Ogunjobi”)


Fish will swallow you, Bolanle.


4. My neighbour was always claiming sojo. I bin feel say na Cadet as per en papa hold small bar, and e bi like the oga go get connection.

We happen to meet at one party like that...he was all the way in the jacuzzi (all military underwear camouflage).

One flat chest go rebel am.

Wetin I hear na “come out, reason me your indian delta.”

Oga begin beg o.

Beg! I laugh die.


Dem tell am to off am. Bros beg dem no gree. Dem woos am better slaps.

E come dey go house enter bike. Wetin I hear amid tears na “no worry, I swear I will hunt you. My dad is a police. My uncle is the head of Sarz.”

I laughed die.

5. My neighbour girlfriend always lying to me her dad was a GM of FirstBank.

The problem was... I didn't even mind if she was rich or poor; I just liked her.

I was staying with my rich uncles she felt were my parents. She always didn't believe me when I said they weren't. She always thought I was hiding sth.

Two years down the line, I realized her dad was a gateman.

WTF was he doing with a briefcase going to work in suit!

6. Babe bi forming British accent for me.

She alleged to have stayed in Birmingham. Toh, I no even like the girl sha. She was too loud.

She bin yarn me say my job is too poor for her liking.

Mehn.


One day she say she dey go back London say her dad wants her back.


Many months later when I was returning from Maiduguri, we stopped at Enugu and was welcomed by the loud off-key poems of their “buy okpa” poets.

Reluctantly, I raised my head up from my phone to the rear.

Omg, is this not Theresa?

I came down. Called out to her, she took off. I pursue am hold am. She almost wanted the ground to swallow her.

Mehn.

7. One guy in my school was claiming he was an Ex-Boy (ex-student of Nigeria Military School). He would lie all sorts of things like how he is still being paid salary now, and how his father was a Brigadier General.

He was an Igbo guy. He was showing us the photo of his self-acclaimed father one day. I noticed it was zoomed. I collected the phone and zoomed out. Lo and behold, a muslim name was on the tag of the soldier.

Baba had to re-arrange his lie and said his father didn't use his real name to join the military.

E chock o.


All our attempts to make this guy accept he lied was in vain until one exboy who is now a Lieutenant (a lecturer) publicly asked the guy who is father was (chawossing) and what year he passed out from NMS. The soldier obviously got tired of the frequent lies.

Oga begin bite tongue. He literally pee-d. He was disgraced openly later by the man. His father was a Custom Officer. Mehn.

I was like why this guy come dey lie. Abi e no know say I value Custom Officers pass green cap?

8. A guy I respected who lied he was 40 to me.


His body sold his lie. He looked maturer.


I dey respect this guy maka the age barrier. I didn't know what I was searching and saw his original birth certificate with 22years of age on it.

Darkness befell me. I staggered and my arms found a wedge.

I felt betrayed.


I dey call am Oga Martin.

E come inside, I was like “Martin, God go punish you.”

E wan claim activity and all that.

I open en yansh.


My guy laughed me. That was when I truly began to see the underage in him; he was laughing but I was starring at him in disgust!

After two years! Baba even tell me he is divorced with a grown-up daughter in Jakarta who he'd like me to meet.

Mehn, na so my in-lawship died.

And I bin dey give the pastard enough respect.

It hurted more knowing that he was still the same person behind the beautiful girl pics!

Come share yours