wizod:
it is real, I'm a cluster director too

Where is your office located, Mr Director?

missyge:
I am a member of Telpecon grant, infact a cluster director. To those saying it’s Scam, oyo.

But op, registeration has ended I wonder why someone is coming to meet u this month for asking for bvn details.

1, registration is free and d only amount any beneficiary is to pay is 200 naira and ure paying dat to ur director to be able to print fill in ur details which many didn’t even pay and it didn’t stop their registration

2. No bvn was collected only account details which was demanded lately.

To those who say it’s scam, I will come back to remind u of wat u said by the time disbursements takes place.

Are you still on this....
What's the recent update so far?

wizod:
it is real, I'm a cluster director too

Sebi those Directors at Telpecon said same thing before. Being a director means nothing, you're just being scammed like other ordinary members. You're not more privileged to any truthful info than what the perpetrators of the scheme tell you

simultaneousboi:
Not really that way, he has once last year came to my Mom to collect 5k for registration for each person, which my Mom gave him 10k for 2 persons. Now, he said that he used his money to pay for the remaining 3persons which we are going to refund him after receiving the money and also all the expenses he made during the process. This particular form now is to be submitted with #500 each.

Lol

wizod:
it is real, I'm a cluster director too

We have been hearing it is real since 1960 but no money yet.

pek:
We have been hearing it is real since 1960 but no money yet.

Them say payment must come last year December, , April Don finish..my foolish brothers no wan think with their brain

So some serious people will want to share money and they will pick those charlatans at TELPECON, Theobath, Ossea to do so.

So millions of dollars will be transferred to Elomama who doesn't know the difference between CBN and commercial banks, with regards to roles and responsibilities.

If government had given you updates and failed, u guys would have cursed them, probably maimed them, but Elomama the spiv and other schools continue to dish out complete bovine feaces and ya all continue to hope and hail them

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

Kingdemu:
Where is your office located, Mr Director?

Inside an excel 2003 file on an old pentium III desktop computer

If you like leave pressure group, form pressure cooker, no money to disburse by those barely literate, compulsive liars and low grade court jesters

#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

How can educated persons believe such money will be in charge of individual(s) who can easily sit on it as he/she wish(es).

We are talking about $700bn here

tplayer:
So some serious people will want to share money and they will pick those charlatans at TELPECON, Theobath, Ossea to do so.

So millions of dollars will be transferred to Elomama who doesn't know the difference between CBN and commercial banks, with regards to roles and responsibilities.

If government had given you updates and failed, u guys would have cursed them, probably maimed them, but Elomama the spiv and other schools continue to dish out complete bovine feaces and ya all continue to hope and hail them

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

tplayer:


Inside an excel 2003 file on an old pentium III desktop computer

If you like leave pressure group and form 10, 000 pressure cookers, Elomama and co have no money to disburse.

They new maradonas in town are THEOBARTH, OSSEA, CANDLELIGHT

Ossea wants to start a fake cryptocurrency even when them never disbursement one kobo.

Check out some of the strange and funny leadership positions in TELPECON. Got it from their website (TELPECON dot org).

Elizabeth Praise (mama ishiba) is a Prof and a diplomat in TELPECON . In case you don't know, she's the lady with the HIV cure. Yes! Hundreds have been cured already. Order for some vials/capsules when you are collecting your grant o.

Enjoy the list

*** GM: HOST COMMUNITY, TRADITIONAL LEADERS & REHABILITATION
MRS DOMINION DAVID ISHAYA Bsc.


*** GM: CONFERENCE, SEMINAR & INDUSTRY
REV DR. OKAH SAMSON D. THEOLOGY


**** GM: FOREIGN SERVICE, DIASPORAS AND INTERNATIONAL MISSIONS
PROF. ELIZABETH NGOZI PRAISE (D.THEO)

****CHAIRMAN BIOGRAPHY BOARD OF DOCUMENTATION AND PROOF READING
JOHN BIGWAN LLB.LAW, BL, LLM (in view)

*** GM: MEN AFFAIRS, TELPECON
PASTOR UDOH, DANIEL D.Theo, Bsc Public Admin

Na their mumu names day off me....mama ishiba, , ,elo mama useless names

Please, what is the use of positions like director, secretary, chairman etc in any serious grant?

What important roles do they perform?

I heard from a reliable source that PROF. ELIZABETH NGOZI PRAISE (D.THEO), General manager of TELPECON in charge of FOREIGN SERVICE, DIASPORAS AND INTERNATIONAL MISSIONS , has been sent abroad to facilitate the transfer of grant money to Nigeria since TELEX copy didn't work

So, put on your dancing shoes

tplayer:
I heard from a reliable source that PROF. ELIZABETH NGOZI PRAISE (D.THEO), General manager of TELPECON in charge of FOREIGN SERVICE, DIASPORAS AND INTERNATIONAL MISSIONS , has been sent abroad to facilitate the transfer of grant money to Nigeria since TELEX copy didn't work

So, put on your dancing shoes

Same dancing shoes they've been putting on almost every week for over a year now. The dancing shoes must have been old by now.

peeps4u:


Same dancing shoes they've been putting on almost every week for over a year now. The dancing shoes must have been old by now.

They are chilling right now; just waiting for September to receive their millions from TELPECON

Right now too, they are waiting for THEOBARTH this May. I already told them it will end in a spectacular disaster here (https://www.nairaland.com/6517903/theobarth-grant-scheduled-disburse-2nd)

OSSEA is dribbling them right now

tplayer:


They are chilling right now; just waiting for September to receive their millions from TELPECON

Right now too, they are waiting for THEOBARTH this May. I already told them it will end in a spectacular disaster here (https://www.nairaland.com/6517903/theobarth-grant-scheduled-disburse-2nd)

OSSEA is dribbling them right now

As always, it will.end in premium, high grade tears.

missyge:
I am a member of Telpecon grant, infact a cluster director. To those saying it’s Scam, oyo.

But op, registeration has ended I wonder why someone is coming to meet u this month for asking for bvn details.

1, registration is free and d only amount any beneficiary is to pay is 200 naira and ure paying dat to ur director to be able to print fill in ur details which many didn’t even pay and it didn’t stop their registration

2. No bvn was collected only account details which was demanded lately.

To those who say it’s scam, I will come back to remind u of wat u said by the time disbursements takes place.

Baba, how market?

Who is granting audio funds..
I have removed myself from the watsapp group.

Cant be deceived again.

damosade:
Who is granting audio funds..
I have removed myself from the watsapp group.

Cant be deceived again.

God bless u my brother.

The benighted multitude will surely continue to flog a dead horse, even the so-called pressure group is wasting its time.

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

Dancing shoes", "it shall end in joy", "ready to disburse", "alerts will start ringing our phones", "Joy at last", "Telpecom will commence disbursement by the end of the month," "please be guided," "the grant is real," "thanks for the update," "God bless Elomama," "if It's a scam then why are you here," "lies from the pit of hell,". "TELPECON is pregnant," "disbursement is soon," "has CBN credited TELPECON,", etc Just realized all these phrases/statements are titles of movies

~adapted from Facebook

Add yours

tplayer:
Dancing shoes", "it shall end in joy", "ready to disburse", "alerts will start ringing our phones", "Joy at last", "Telpecom will commence disbursement by the end of the month," "please be guided," "the grant is real," "thanks for the update," "God bless Elomama," "if It's a scam then why are you here," "lies from the pit of hell,". "TELPECON is pregnant," "disbursement is soon," "has CBN credited TELPECON,", etc Just realized all these phrases/statements are titles of movies

~adapted from Facebook

Add yours

Disbursement is very soon. No going back. TELEPECON will eradicate poverty in Nigeria. You will lift your family. Elomama for president. Moses of our time.

What about that Singaporean lady who promised to go confirm how much was given to Isong as grant money?

Why has she not come out with the true figure? She's still investigating, abi.

That lady was probably hired on fiverr for that rubbish Just for 5 dollars, you can get someone to do that.

The shiftless ones are still expecting her to come out with the true figure.

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

Since TELPECON has decided to hibernate till September, THEOBARTH is now the reigning grant deceiving gullible folks.

They promised to disburse this 2nd week of May, but you and I know this is the 2nd day already and everywhere is silent.

As usual, expect another epic failure.

They will shift disbursement date again, and shiftless folks will continue to believe sheepishly in it.

...and the cycle goes on and on

#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

The excuse for the disbursement failure: we are still working on the data submitted

Updates!!!

Due to the public holiday on Wednesday and Thursday and also another children day holiday coming up soon, the management of TheoBarth has decided to move the disbursement of the grant from the month of May to the month of June to enable us prepare very well for a hitch free disbursement.

We apologise for the inconveniences caused by this development as we believe many have had plans around the 1.8m naira grants at the moment. We promise to make it up to you all and pay an improved grant amount of 2m naira to each applicant in June.

In the mean time, drop your phone numbers for 2k recharge cards from Thoebarth to celebrate this special holiday.


Management,
Signed by the Chairman.

peeps4u:
Updates!!!

Due to the public holiday on Wednesday and Thursday and also another children day holiday coming up soon, the management of TheoBarth has decided to move the disbursement of the grant from the month of May to the month of June to enable us prepare very well for a hitch free disbursement.

We apologise for the inconveniences caused by this development as we believe many have had plans around the 1.8m naira grants at the moment. We promise to make it up to you all and pay an improved grant amount of 2m naira to each applicant in June.

In the mean time, drop your phone numbers for 2k recharge cards from Thoebarth to celebrate this special holiday.


Management,
Signed by the Chairman.

Haha.

In fact, disbursement will be in July cos of June 12 holiday!

Hello donors (aka beneficiaries), a sister grant organisation to TELPECON has been disbursing money since last week. You might want to check out the thread below to see if your name's on their list.

https://www.nairaland.com/6517903/theobarth-grant-scheduled-disburse-2nd

Happy Disbursement!

BENEFICIARY (aka DONOR) What is the name of the organisation giving us this grant?
TELPECON: We can't tell you for security reasons.
BENEFICIARY (aka DONOR) : Okay, thanks for the update. God bless Elomama. We shall all smile. Let's put on our dancing shoes. It will end in Joy.

******************

NIGERIANS: Your Excellency, we request to see soso document, as guaranteed by the Freedom of Information Act.
HIS EXCELLENCY: We can't give it to you for security reasons.
NIGERIANS: You are mad. You are a thief. God punish you. Your family will die prematurely, you bastard.


Something is wrong with our brains, isnt it ?