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This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 12:35pm On May 07, 2021
My friend has found a new girl
This is too demanding, she doesn't work
All she eats is sardine and milk
Her pomade is milk and her drinking water is milk. She swallows three boiled eggs three times a day and all this cost is on my friend
My friend is loosing weight because of this girl yet she won't leave her

Because of this, yesterday I slapped him and he is threatening to kill me

Please advise me

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Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by donbachi(m): 12:57pm On May 07, 2021
E fuole true true

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Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:00pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:
My friend has found a new girl
This is too demanding, she doesn't work
All she eats is sardine and milk
Her pomade is milk and her drinking water is milk. She swallows three boiled eggs three times a day and all this cost is on my friend
My friend is loosing weight because of this girl yet she won't leave her

Because of this, yesterday I slapped him and he is threatening to kill me

You no slap am well.

If you had slapped him real hard he won’t remember he’s got killing skills.

Please advise me
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:01pm On May 07, 2021
You no slap am well.

If you had slapped him real hard he won’t remember he’s got killing skills.
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 1:02pm On May 07, 2021
McEphiks:

You no slap am well.

If you had slapped him real hard he won’t remember he’s got killing skills.


I slap am well o
Na slippers I take slap the Ediot

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Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:


I slap am well o
Na slippers I take slap the Ediot

He needs another one
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 1:18pm On May 07, 2021
McEphiks:


He needs another one

He will kill me

He has a gun
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:33pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:


He will kill me

He has a gun


He can’t do a poo
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 1:46pm On May 07, 2021
McEphiks:



He can’t do a poo

He can poo

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Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by vincentjk(m): 2:01pm On May 07, 2021
Lol funny people of Nairaland I greet una
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Nobody: 2:08pm On May 07, 2021
this wan will just b posting lies everyday hope u know NL don't pay per post.


try opera news

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Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Vyzz: 2:54pm On May 07, 2021
cool



You are a good friend...


You slapped him to see if his eyes go clear that's if she use jazz on him...

But it seems his head dey OK just apologise and let him be... His bank account debit alert might do the job later
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by tolufase: 3:02pm On May 07, 2021
You didn't slap him very well. If you do, he won't be threatening you. He needs a slap that reset his brain not this type you gave him.
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Nobody: 3:07pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:


He can poo
Lol he can really poo


Normal people no plenty for this Nairaland anymore cheesy

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Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by falcon01: 4:19pm On May 07, 2021
Your friend is dating a local government
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by mogbolade43693: 4:20pm On May 07, 2021
this wan will just b posting lies everyday hope u know NL don't pay per post.try opera news
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 5:21pm On May 07, 2021
SmellySperm:

Lol he can really poo


Normal people no plenty for this Nairaland anymore cheesy

angry
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Funminded: 6:43pm On May 07, 2021
If you had properly slapped him, sense would have returned.

My late dad told me a story about his college days, about when he used to be very unserious with academics but could party really hard on almost every night.

He said on one of those nights when he returned drunk and high, hoping to collapse into his bed, shortly had he gone to sleep when his best friend who doubled as his roommate gave him a very dirty and resounding slap that brought him to his senses.

My dad said, it was that night he completed his notes and even though he still partied and drank alcohol, he never again partied hard nor did he take his academics lightly...

You should have slapped him really hard!
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Nobody: 6:48pm On May 07, 2021
Who Buys These Foods 4 Her?
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Mastakija(m): 6:54pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:


I slap am well o
Na slippers I take slap the Ediot
abi elliotgrin
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Mastakija(m): 6:55pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:


He will kill me

He has a gun
hmm lori iro

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Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Mastakija(m): 7:13pm On May 07, 2021
Funminded:
If you had properly slapped him, sense would have returned.

My late dad told me a story about his college days, about when he used to be very unserious with academics but could party really hard on almost every night.

He said on one of those nights when he returned drunk and high, hoping to collapse into his bed, shortly had he gone to sleep when his best friend who doubled as his roommate gave him a very dirty and resounding slap that brought him to his senses.

My dad said, it was that night he completed his notes and even though he still partied and drank alcohol, he never again partied hard nor did he take his academics lightly...

You should have slapped him really hard!
tales by moonlight grin
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Olajiiree(f): 7:34pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:


He can poo
Lol.....Indeed, he can poo. U people no go kill me for here with laughter.
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Olajiiree(f): 7:37pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:


He will kill me

He has a gun
Lol....let him use it first naw, see as u con dey fear because of ordinary gun. sebi u too can slap.
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 7:49pm On May 07, 2021
Olajiiree:
Lol....let him use it first naw, see as u con dey fear because of ordinary gun. sebi u too can slap.
Make your papa go slap am na
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by SugarCake: 8:06pm On May 07, 2021
Well,i hope he kills you cos u don't mind ur business,shey na ur money?!
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 8:20pm On May 07, 2021
SugarCake:
Well,i hope he kills you cos u don't mind ur business,shey na ur money?!

Who be this one? angry

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