SeunAdeniyi1:
The devil pushed me to give testimony on my birthday, as I reach alter with all eyes on me, my brain went blank.

That was how I started stammering in the presence of My crush, my enemy, my family, strangers, and those who took me to be smart e.t.c....

I just managed to say "happy birthday to me" and dropped the mic.
On the way to my sit(with shaky legs) it was as if ground should swallow me.

The5DME:
Yes. When I was sleeping during the sermon because I was tired of listening to the same crap all my life; my name was echoed out by the pastor, from the altar; yelling for me to wake up.

litigator:
The church is my Father's house. I can never be embarrassed in my father's house. Never.

The only words that matter in my Father's house are what He saith, and not what others say.

MejiLoyon:
True story
One lady wey I like die was walking out through the side entrance. White garment brought out the whole yansh and I was just looking at it. Shepherd said "brother yes she is a woman and she is fine if you want to escort her go outside". Into the Microphone. Loudly. Mid sermon too. He embarrassed me but the lady also started noticing me. He didn't know he helped us introduce ourselves to each other.

99thEnemy:
Sexy fresh fine girl with big nyash never give you erection for church before

Benki003:
Mine was one particular Sunday we were asked to come to the pupit for people who want to give to give there life to Christ omo all the youth go expect me cause I was sleepy then my mother now looked at me with one eye like that so I had to go making it akward because the had already started the prayers though

On reaching the pupit (and mind u it was a very big program with guess and people from other churches) I knet down a paryed the little I could remember then dozed off

To cut the long story short the finished the prayer and everyone was asked to go back to their seat omo en remain me ooh I stay there for like extra 10 minutes then I now woke up and notice that I was the only one left there to make it not look suspicious I acted like I was praying there since naso pastor just talk Young Man stop deceiving ya sef � we all know you were sleeping
Everybody come de laugh me
To see leg go back my seat was problem
Even my parents were just looking at me gosh that was the worse day on my life

litigator:


Wow! You sure have a dirty mind bro.

Why should I?

That's God's way of reminding me to be thankful for my gbola that can stand at attention at the sight of His beautiful paragon of beauty. Do you know some men cannot even get it up no matter what? Do you know for so men, you have to booth the gbola like a corrupt windows vista home edition, before it receives life. And for others, the woman will have to drag the gbola like an old rickety tiger generator before it generates a weak current?

I see beauty in everything bro. My speciality is to turn situations into testimonies.

nwakaibe:
Yes. During Youth Service, i attended Church of God Mission, Keffi. I was paying attention during Sunday School.

The pastor later pointed at me and asked that i recite the memory verse . I become deaf and dumb

jaymichael:
It is your phone, your personal property. I take my phone to church which I may use alongside my tablet. I have my bible and hymns app on both. I primarily use the tablet for both hymns and bible reading. If the hymn called isn't in my hymn app on my table, I use my phone to search for the hymn on the Internet. I always put my tablet on AIRPLANE MODE and SILENT/DND. My phone will be on SILENT/DND mode when I am in the church. I won't use the phone to disturb or distract anyone. I don't have paper bible again for some years now when I have more than 20 different versions of bible app on my phone and tablet.

angelfallz:
Are you a catholic?

angelfallz:
Does your church use hymn apps or hymn books?
Does your church use a particular version of the Bible or different versions?

You may not use your phone to disturb or distract others, but you it could be distracting to you.

It's very easy to say that you're using your phone only phone Bible reading reading and hymns. But it would always be tempting to pull it out to check if someone has replied you on WhatsApp or to check someone's status.

jaytii:
No.

But I felt embarrassed for a Sunday school teacher about 5 years ago.
He wore this very old coat to church for his usual Sunday school teaching. Few minutes into the sermon, he dug his hand into the inner pocket of his famous coat in search of his handkerchief unfortunately, an hungry looking rat jumped out of his pocket and disrupted Sunday school.

Come and see children of God jumping on chairs and screaming at the sight of God's beautiful creature.

jaytii:
No.

But I felt embarrassed for a Sunday school teacher about 5 years ago.
He wore this very old coat to church for his usual Sunday school teaching. Few minutes into the sermon, he dug his hand into the inner pocket of his famous coat in search of his handkerchief unfortunately, an hungry looking rat jumped out of his pocket and disrupted Sunday school.

Come and see children of God jumping on chairs and screaming at the sight of God's beautiful creature.

Benki003:
Mine was one particular Sunday we were asked to come to the pupit for people who want to give to give there life to Christ omo all the youth go expect me cause I was sleepy then my mother now looked at me with one eye like that so I had to go making it akward because the had already started the prayers though

On reaching the pupit (and mind u it was a very big program with guess and people from other churches) I knet down a paryed the little I could remember then dozed off

To cut the long story short the finished the prayer and everyone was asked to go back to their seat omo en remain me ooh I stay there for like extra 10 minutes then I now woke up and notice that I was the only one left there to make it not look suspicious I acted like I was praying there since naso pastor just talk Young Man stop deceiving ya sef � we all know you were sleeping
Everybody come de laugh me
To see leg go back my seat was problem
Even my parents were just looking at me gosh that was the worse day on my life

Benki003:
Mine was one particular Sunday we were asked to come to the pupit for people who want to give to give there life to Christ omo all the youth go expect me cause I was sleepy then my mother now looked at me with one eye like that so I had to go making it akward because the had already started the prayers though

On reaching the pupit (and mind u it was a very big program with guess and people from other churches) I knet down a paryed the little I could remember then dozed off

To cut the long story short the finished the prayer and everyone was asked to go back to their seat omo en remain me ooh I stay there for like extra 10 minutes then I now woke up and notice that I was the only one left there to make it not look suspicious I acted like I was praying there since naso pastor just talk Young Man stop deceiving ya sef � we all know you were sleeping
Everybody come de laugh me
To see leg go back my seat was problem
Even my parents were just looking at me gosh that was the worse day on my life

litigator:
The church is my Father's house. I can never be embarrassed in my father's house. Never.

The only words that matter in my Father's house are what He saith, and not what others say.

jaymichael:
The congregation I attend (you and I are the church) sell their own hymn book which to me is just a selection of some songs from those old hymn books like "sacred songs and solos" and "Redemption hymnal" (not rccgc's redemption hymnal)
I downloaded "GAC GOSPEL HYMN BOOK" and "SACRED SONGS and SOLOS" both contain 99+% of the hymns my church uses. I especially like that former very much because the songs are also in Yoruba and other languages and it has very rich content. The developers try and it is free.
The distraction is inevitable with my phone on, but with my tablet alone with me, no distractions as I always put it on AIRPLANE MODE when I am in church.

chocboi78:
ya

Volkswagen90:
how old are you then

Greataby:

I want to hear. Wetin happened?

litigator:
The church is my Father's house. I can never be embarrassed in my father's house. Never.

The only words that matter in my Father's house are what He saith, and not what others say.

The5DME:
Yes. When I was sleeping during the sermon because I was tired of listening to the same crap all my life; my name was echoed out by the pastor, from the altar; yelling for me to wake up.

Luigi02:
Yes. I was watching YouTube videos with my phone. One usher cam and requested the phone. My reply was "If I give you this phone, make I knw why". The usher left and returned few minutes later with 3 more ushers with one of em being their Egbon. They took they phone from me after causing a scene, even threaten to report me to the pastor who would then have me kneel down in the side of the Alter. It was an embarrassing experience ngl

oluwasegun007:



Oshey dictionari

MsAllison:
dear ShadowCracker suggested a lifetime contract for you at gbegile company

how do you defend yourself?

The5DME:
Why don't you gtf outta mention?

HedwigesMaduro:


The church building is not God's house or God's temple. God's temple is your body. Does "...those that worship Him must worship Him in spirit and in truth" make any meaning to you?