Mimzyy:
Very very unnecessary subtle threat.

Divine88:


E go shock you �

Mimzyy:
You’re on 2.5yrs visa and you’re already throwing threats here and there. If you now get PR nko, you’ll probably ask us to mind the air we breathe. A job that you ain’t guaranteed for life. Shiorrrrr.

Mamatukwas:


That’s weird. It might be 1 of 2 things: A) The seller declared the true value of the hair. If it’s expensive DHL will charge you import tax based on the items value. It’s annoying but they do it for luxury items. Or B) The sender didn’t send DDP or Delivered to your door, which means they told DHL that the recipient is responsible for any charges after it arrives the UK (always confirm your item to the UK is DDP for next time, even when shipping from the EU). That way you can get a refund if anything goes wrong.

If it’s not either of these 2 reasons then I don’t know, but it’s best to call them and find out.

justwise:


That is the issue right there, the more you earn through employment the more tax you pay.

Do you know why Asians are doing better than Africans? Cash in hand business, taxi driving, off license shops, take-way shops etc..they pay tax on how much they declare..

Yemite1845:
Please kindly need your little input,I’m coming to Birmingham with my family through student visa,

I’m the main applicant but I have a year old baby and I would love to know the cost of Nanny or monthly payment of crèche?,I really need to plan ahead ..thanks

I’m a digital marketer and I will be working remotely alongside the legal 20hours while my wife work full time (taking care course online already)

LagosismyHome:



Thanks and thanks Lexusgs430 ....

Lexusgs430:


Between £40/£60 per day...... No comot calculator ó, dey convert how much iya mulika, dey collect for Nigeria..........

Yemite1845:
Jeez ,any other way around this ,please very urgent

Mamatukwas:


Shipping Naija food to the UK is tricky. Regular garri, poundo, Egusi etc no issues. Other items like Fish/fish related items, meat and beans are considered contraband. Yam and Oil are they ‘that must not be named’ . Contraband items can be sent via a special DHL license we have but it’s not cheap.

If you’re in Scotland, depending on your location I can tell you where to get Naija food in Glasgow. Otherwise order from Wosiwosi. They dey try. If you insist on fresh fish from your village in bayelsa, then I’ve got you but be ready to pay

Yemite1845:
Jeez ,any other way around this ,please very urgent

famzynet:


Dry fish is not contraband except if more than 20kg.
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/personal-food-plant-and-animal-product-imports

TheGuyFromHR:


Or leave the cost centre behind in Nigeria for a while until you find your feet.

Yemite1845:
Jeez ,any other way around this ,please very urgent

Lexusgs430:


A Dr does an average of 10/12 hours a shift, can work cross platforms for 7 days (if they wish to)...........

Wage per hour would work out between £80 - £150 per hour, you work out the rest..........

LagosismyHome:


Abi ooo. Nothing we no go see or hear...... for a second i thought the writer was Priti Patel. To think it just a staff in one of those listed, let me join Mamatukwas in the

Mtschewwww!!!

Mamatukwas:


Commercially, Most carriers won’t carry even 1kg of it. You need a license to do so and very few people have it. In your personal luggage this might not apply (re:guidance)

However, (slides closer and whispers): You must be very careful. There are people close by with ‘teams’ watching our every move. And horror of all horrors their office seems to be 4 levels above M16. Even Scotland Yard is afraid of them (looks around furtively)….. If you’re not careful, they might come with badges and haul your ass in for attempting to smuggle in ‘dry fish’ (shudders). For them, the sin is not much different from bringing in cocaine through the borders. So please, watch your back, lock your doors, make sure you eat all your fish, don’t leave any traces. May heaven safe us (sprinkles holy water).

Good morning.

#radaradarada

Mamatukwas:


Commercially, Most carriers won’t carry even 1kg of it. You need a license to do so and very few people have it. In your personal luggage this might not apply (re:guidance)

However, (slides closer and whispers): You must be very careful. There are people close by with ‘teams’ watching our every move. And horror of all horrors their office seems to be 4 levels above M16. Even Scotland Yard is afraid of them (looks around furtively)….. If you’re not careful, they might come with badges and haul your ass in for attempting to smuggle in ‘dry fish’ (shudders). For them, the sin is not much different from bringing in cocaine through the borders. So please, watch your back, lock your doors, make sure you eat all your fish, don’t leave any traces. May heaven safe us (sprinkles holy water).

Good morning.

#radaradarada

Mimzyy:
You’re on 2.5yrs visa and you’re already throwing threats here and there. If you now get PR nko, you’ll probably ask us to mind the air we breathe. A job that you ain’t guaranteed for life. Shiorrrrr.

famzynet:


Dry fish is not contraband except if more than 20kg.
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/personal-food-plant-and-animal-product-imports

marylandcakes:




So how can an Asian doctor avoid paying too much tax without breaking the law?

Divine88:


Moring ooo Ma (In Barrister Mike’s voice)
Hahahahaaa internet no go kill me. Anyways, na me mess up. I should have resist the urge to reply to that post, Instead I should have observe and waka pass. All this behind the keyboard insults would not have happened.
We learn everyday.
Apologies if you feel that was a threat in any form.

marylandcakes:




So how can an Asian doctor avoid paying too much tax without breaking the law?

LagosismyHome:


Oga or madam you are part of the problem we talked about recently. "pull down syndrome ". That is why Nigerians cannot collectively rise and be great together. You only been in UK barely 5 mins you are here forming Olokpa of Nairaland.

Aunty Priti Patel quietly signed a deal with India and Britain to agrees to accept more students and talented young immigrants into Uk in exchange for increased deportations ..... imagine this nonsense. Why is India special, most people if they catch you here illegally they deport you straight. Why does Indian have to have this special agreement. You can be sure the first part of taking in thousands will happen and the later part will be radio silence. But its their quiet way of raising their people

Secondly they quietly added occupation chefs in visa categories so that once they graduate and no job. They can quietly package themselves with visa for 5 years as a chef in an Indian restaurant. At least after 5 years it ILR for them that way they get to stay here.

Left right they are quietly putting policies to favour them and their strength will become in their numbers. Sadiq Khan it going to be hard to unseat him even as he doing rubbish here.... because of numbers of voters .

These are few examples...instead what do we have here. Mamatukwas minding her lane, never posted anything illegal apart from making me salivate with her mention of fish, egusi but you are forming officer of Nairaland

Welldone and continue watching .....

justwise:


If you can get one as a backup, travel with your wife and see things yourself.

You are likely to get a job that pays far more than what you are currently earning in Nigeria but it will not be in your current area of work.

You can use this opportunity to get UK work experience/certification to improve your profile.
How easy is it or what means can be used to elongate my stay legally

Your immigration status may be an issue because you be coming with 2 and the half year visa with no guarantee of extension or getting permanent residency, that will not help in your efforts to get a professional job.

Divine88:


My team and I are watching you oo. #justsaying

Lexusgs430:
Let's all kiss and make up...... This thread is a place of calm and tranquility..........

LagosismyHome:


Oga or madam you are part of the problem we talked about recently. "pull down syndrome ". That is why Nigerians cannot collectively rise and be great together. You only been in UK barely 5 mins you are here forming Olokpa of Nairaland.

Aunty Priti Patel quietly signed a deal with India and Britain to agrees to accept more students and talented young immigrants into Uk in exchange for increased deportations ..... imagine this nonsense. Why is India special, most people if they catch you here illegally they deport you straight. Why does Indian have to have this special agreement. You can be sure the first part of taking in thousands will happen and the later part will be radio silence. But its their quiet way of raising their people

Secondly they quietly added occupation chefs in visa categories so that once they graduate and no job. They can quietly package themselves with visa for 5 years as a chef in an Indian restaurant. At least after 5 years it ILR for them that way they get to stay here.

Left right they are quietly putting policies to favour them and their strength will become in their numbers. Sadiq Khan it going to be hard to unseat him even as he doing rubbish here.... because of numbers of voters .

These are few examples...instead what do we have here. Mamatukwas minding her lane, never posted anything illegal apart from making me salivate with her mention of fish, egusi but you are forming officer of Nairaland

Welldone and continue watching .....

davide470:
This group and drama.

Oga Justwise, kindly unban Ralphjean. Not sure he warranted that long ban