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I still dey wait Sha.. my problem be say I no dey gree smile maybe na why..

blockgeek69:
For the guys, have a girl ever toasted you directly! What was the outcome? I have one currently on my neck

Maybe some of you will think i m lying. Truth to God,it has happened to me about 10times..2Nigerian girls,1 Tanzanian girl and 7Ghanaians.Funny enough I'm short,but very handsome facially..Though I am using cream shall, sometimes I wonder what will happen when I stop using cream and I am less handsome

Indirectly..back then in ss2 I picked it up from there....we lasted 4years+ she travelled for Xmas a strange philipino came and her dad gave her out! I'm still wondering why our separation never affected me,still baffles me

Japhet04:
meaning you're fugly right?

buy you are not better off

Few times...the most shocking one was when a secondary school gal, ss2 , walked up to me and told me she likes me, that I'm fine etc...it happened last yr, abeg make u na no think say I be small pikin, I'm 25..

Masturbator2020:
Maybe some of you will think i m lying. Truth to God,it has happened to me about 10times..2Nigerian girls,1 Tanzanian girl and 7Ghanaians.Funny enough I'm short,but very handsome facially..Though I am using cream shall, sometimes I wonder what will happen when I stop using cream and I am less handsome

Cream ambassador I sure say funbact A go follow..

lilvicky68:
Cream ambassador I sure say funbact A go follow..

I don't knw that one o..

No because i wowo die,God know say I like games him set the game for legendary mode.

lilvicky68:
I still dey wait Sha.. my problem be say I no dey gree smile maybe na why..

Toor. Oya.

"Heiss. Look here. Your love is like a sniper - pointed at my chest and poured down my throat. Give me the palm oil of your flesh, to drink and kill the piercing poison of your look. This is me popping the cherry of your lips...as it tore in a smile. So be my liquor: bitter, intoxicating, and addicting."

Now, you have been toasted. You can go on to share this experience on the thread; you know how it feels like.

Magnoliaa:
Toor. Oya.

"Heiss. Look here. Your love is like a sniper - pointed at my chest and poured down my throat. Give me the palm oil of your flesh, to drink and kill the piercing poison of your look. This is me popping the cherry of your lips...as it tore in a smile. So be my liquor: bitter, intoxicating, and addicting."

Now, you have been toasted. You can go on to share this experience on the thread; you know how it feels like.

Seriously it's now I'm even reading it well .
Magnoliaa

Masturbator2020:
I don't knw that one o..

You dey use cream and you no know funbact A?

lilvicky68:
Sorry I don't do underage girls..

I gave you an experience... That's the point. Shey you said you've not had one? So now you're not waiting again. It's happened.

Magnoliaa:
I gave you an experience... That's the point. Shey you said you've not had one? So now you're not waiting again. It's happened.

That's not the kind I need now..

Yeah,few times but I can boldly say women can never handle rejection.
Currently 2 gals that used to be very friendly with me has become my worst enemies in their perspective shah cos I pretended I didn't realize they are crushing on me.
After my nasty experience from my previous place of work,I decided to do away with anything that involves office romance.
The second babe with an odd looking big ass nearly insulted me the other day cos I called her a nickname other colleagues do call her but she change am for me oh.
Other people were surprised shah cos they thought we are cool,I just smiled and apologized to her cos I know where her bitterness is coming from..

lilvicky68:
You dey use cream and you no know funbact A?

Shall nan every cream I go knw?By the way I m naturally fair,if I don't tell you I use cream you will never knw.

lilvicky68:
That's not the kind I need now..

Sighs. Okay. That's...literally like on you? Just say o, that, okay, one mumu girl-child has toasted you (as in the point of this thread), but she's this and that... I refused. I am too big. Something like that. You can modify that comment. Spice it up. I don't know. My own is sha I've made you had, have, whatever your first experience of an average naija girl toasting you.

Wo. Do what you like with that, jare. Goodnight.

Masturbator2020:
Shall nan every cream I go knw?By the way I m naturally fair,if I don't tell you I use cream you will never knw.

That's what they say until you see their black ass.. .

Magnoliaa:
Sighs. Okay. That's...literally like on you? Just say o, that, okay, one mumu girl-child has toasted you (as in the point of this thread), but she's this and that... I refused. I am too big. Something like that. You can modify that comment. Spice it up. I don't know. My own is sha I've made you had, have, whatever your first experience of an average naija girl toasting you.

Wo. Do what you like with that, jare. Goodnight.

The OP wasn't referring to toasting on a faceless forum.. direct face to face toasting

Masturbator2020:
Maybe some of you will think i m lying. Truth to God,it has happened to me about 10times..2Nigerian girls,1 Tanzanian girl and 7Ghanaians.Funny enough I'm short,but very handsome facially..Though I am using cream shall, sometimes I wonder what will happen when I stop using cream and I am less handsome

Waow. Facially handsome, short, but a "cream ambassador?" I'll like to see what's the deal. But this your moniker, lasan.
You said, "truth to God." Lmaoooo. I believe you. Maybe you can even add a Benin girl to your trail. Plus, a South-Korean in the spirit.

Uncle93:
Just run for your life, they always turn out obsessive at the end, I've been there many times. To breakup with them will be almost impossible

You're so much on point bro. I'm currently dealing with one. When I was showing her some attitude she pull a call through to me, put the phone on loudspeaker in the presence of all her family members.
Her dad call me personally later. I felt like slapping her when she told me she put the phone on loudspeaker.
Although I love her I can't deal with her obsession.

Magnoliaa:
Toor. Oya.

"Heiss. Look here. Your love is like a sniper - pointed at my chest and poured down my throat. Give me the palm oil of your flesh, to drink and kill the piercing poison of your look. This is me popping the cherry of your lips...as it tore in a smile. So be my liquor: bitter, intoxicating, and addicting."

Now, you have been toasted. You can go on to share this experience on the thread; you know how it feels like.

Keyboard warriors. For real life now, you no go fit look am for face

blockgeek69:
Keyboard warriors. For real life now, you no go fit look am for face

Ishilove:
Igbo men are hard to fool. E vex me sha, despite turning on my devastating charms

So it's true that you were trying to chyke a Keke rider

FalseProphet1:
So it's true that you were trying to chyke a Keke rider

So keke rider no be human being?

Magnoliaa:
I gave you an experience... That's the point. Shey you said you've not had one? So now you're not waiting again. It's happened.

You're 'underaged'?

Ishilove:
Igbo men are hard to fool. E vex me sha, despite turning on my devastating charms

Ozoemena na Fulani man na, una Go just Dey cap

mosdii:
No Because Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

haha at the right time

The girl who you crush on won't woo you .its the one you don't like that will be wooing you.

blockgeek69:
For the guys, have a girl ever toasted you directly! What was the outcome? I have one currently on my neck

Yes! That was last year and we f**k uncountable times before she move to another state.

Masturbator2020:
I don't knw that one o..

which cream you dey rub guy. I hope say no be black and yellow like wiz khalifa o.