MarketDispatch:
Get an Airbnb in Lekki phase 1.

Drink more water to flush toxins out of your system.

Buy plenty yoghurt and milk for replenishing energy ...

You don't need sex enhancement drugs. Just reduce or eliminate Carbohydrate foods (Eba, rice, fufu, etc) prior and during the period

begoniaa:
Yup. Ideas:
-Visit the Osun-Osogbo sacred grooves
-Go to see a masquerade performance
-Visit the most localest Mama put
-Bath in rivers
-Buy ropes to visit the most dense forest and engage in some fun acrobatic skills
-Go to watch a football program or movies at all these viewing centers, especially at those ones that put tellevisons outside and the street kids gather to watch
-Go to a Saheed Osupa Live Concert
-Go zoo-watching
-Get in your car, drive to a traffic stronghold, park in the middle of the road as there's bound to be a grid-lock, use ese to sa the whole of Lagos 'til your shoes are chopped, coated in dust and you're literally white and disheveled and sweaty and then take a korope back to where you parked your car at night. The wizards would have left the road by now.
-Then you retire to your room for a limb wars. I'll recommend kolaq alagbo services for maximum impact and gorontulas

Do these and come back to sow seed to me on your testimony. If she no get memorable experience after all these, my name no be Beggi.

Anymoment:
More tips peeps, see Gbege sef o, she thinks I’m a very good dancer because she said over there they think ALL blacks can dance, she’s really looking forward to seeing me dance for her but me I no Sabi dance at all, I can only move my head to rhythm. Wetin man go do now sef, can I learn a dance step within a week ?

MarketDispatch:
Get an Airbnb in Lekki phase 1.

Drink more water to flush toxins out of your system.

Buy plenty yoghurt and milk for replenishing energy ...

You don't need sex enhancement drugs. Just reduce or eliminate Carbohydrate foods (Eba, rice, fufu, etc) prior and during the period


Lastly, whatever you do, know you are representing the whole of Nigerian men

Anymoment:
More tips peeps, see Gbege sef o, she thinks I’m a very good dancer because she said over there they think ALL blacks can dance, she’s really looking forward to seeing me dance for her but me I no Sabi dance at all, I can only move my head to rhythm. Wetin man go do now sef, can I learn a dance step within a week ?

Lamanii22:
Please don't kill yourself cause you want to satisfy a woman... Reduce the drug enhancer intake... Don't die before your time...

Mrscarter:


Dont b nervous just be yourself. If she didnt already like you she wouldnt be flying all the way to naija to see you.
Lol u dnt need sex enhancements. Just b natural

dederocs:
Oga you be jigalo??

No kill yourself, na poor man dey die for sex matter

Just kidding bruv, but avoid the sex enhancement, it has side effects in future.

Anymoment:
Any suggestions for movies? We would be cuddling and watching movies together, please what are good movies we should be seeing ? I have few ones in mind already though she already knows I’m not into movies but I still want to look like I’m in touch with time

Anymoment:
Thanks man

MarketDispatch:
Get an Airbnb in Lekki phase 1.

Drink more water to flush toxins out of your system.

Buy plenty yoghurt and milk for replenishing energy ...

You don't need sex enhancement drugs. Just reduce or eliminate Carbohydrate foods (Eba, rice, fufu, etc) prior and during the period


Lastly, whatever you do, know you are representing the whole of Nigerian men

I have been in an online romantics relationship for the past two years with a Swiss lady, after trying to come to naija for about one year now she will be in naija in two weeks time.

RichBossman:
boss..I have been in your shoes...first thing that would happen to her is airport guys..they would try and trick her to convert her dollars to naira and just try to chop her..zenith atm they allow foreign atm card(my woman was from USA)..just that na only 30k per withdraw and 1k fee for each transaction..so tell her not to talk to any body in airport..she should keep money phone and little things in her personal bag..(I know say you done tell her to buy iPhone 13.. carry come.lol)..your second wahala na Uber..my woman was the one who downloaded the Uber app and na she dey call them..those guys saved her number and them dey gist her o..very rough guys na dey Lagos..they were sending text and telling her to leave me say I be small boy say them to handle her well..she was showing me the texts.. when we go bank ..bank securities just dey hail us..as she pass door go inside one of the elderly security guy call me..he say make I nor dull myself o..say make I go tie her sharply make I chop her well..they all hailed me..old man o..Nigeria na very anyhow place..then hotel..mine was priskens hotel..normally hotel fee they join flight money..if she hasn’t book down just get any gated hotel around ikeja or the airport side..make sure it’s a room and parlor hotel o..make parlor dey then room inside one..never leave her alone oo..boys go snatch her..don’t use a lot of Uber( use only one or if you can drive hire car)..don’t tell anybody here hotel you go use..buy condom and just buy weed..carry her enter ikeja mall the evening she go come..just go mall buy food and water..then back to hotel(nor too waka first day) ask her about journey and how amazed you here she came.she go just dey smile..then find bakery..then like baked bread and all those things..also take her to fela shrine...look her in her eyes when you see her..hug and kiss her forehead and then hug her some more..they are usually very short in person..so you suppose tall and big pass her..be bold..once in a while shout for hotel attendant and Uber drivers..them dey fućkup welwel so opportunity go always they to scold them.nor go over do all sha..just once in a while make she see your masculinity and know say you fit protect her..if you Dey shame welwel abeg buy shade o..because Nigerians go use eye look you then judge you oo..very anyhow people na dey that Lagos..just get weed dealer..mine smoked weed and she was 62 then..lastly bros..if you get ring already abeg propose to her ooo..after like 1 week go on your kneels for hotel and just propose to her..my ring when I carry go that year na wash wash..lol..diamond(FAKE) was around it when I first buy am..e dey shine when I give her she happy very well..she adores the ring..but as she travel back she start to complain say the diamonds they fall off o..lol..she na just metal I give her..lol..normally you go say Nigeria na carats place say them dupe you(them go they find real diamond hiss)

MarketDispatch:



Lastly, whatever you do, know you are representing the whole of Nigerian men

RichBossman:
boss..I have been in your shoes...first thing that would happen to her is airport guys..they would try and trick her to convert her dollars to naira and just try to chop her..zenith atm they allow foreign atm card(my woman was from USA)..just that na only 30k per withdraw and 1k fee for each transaction..so tell her not to talk to any body in airport..she should keep money phone and little things in her personal bag..(I know say you done tell her to buy iPhone 13.. carry come.lol)..your second wahala na Uber..my woman was the one who downloaded the Uber app and na she dey call them..those guys saved her number and them dey gist her o..very rough guys na dey Lagos..they were sending text and telling her to leave me say I be small boy say them to handle her well..she was showing me the texts.. when we go bank ..bank securities just dey hail us..as she pass door go inside one of the elderly security guy call me..he say make I nor dull myself o..say make I go tie her sharply make I chop her well..they all hailed me..old man o..Nigeria na very anyhow place..then hotel..mine was priskens hotel..normally hotel fee they join flight money..if she hasn’t book down just get any gated hotel around ikeja or the airport side..make sure it’s a room and parlor hotel o..make parlor dey then room inside one..never leave her alone oo..boys go snatch her..don’t use a lot of Uber( use only one or if you can drive hire car)..don’t tell anybody here hotel you go use..buy condom and just buy weed..carry her enter ikeja mall the evening she go come..just go mall buy food and water..then back to hotel(nor too waka first day) ask her about journey and how amazed you here she came.she go just dey smile..then find bakery..then like baked bread and all those things..also take her to fela shrine...look her in her eyes when you see her..hug and kiss her forehead and then hug her some more..they are usually very short in person..so you suppose tall and big pass her..be bold..once in a while shout for hotel attendant and Uber drivers..them dey fućkup welwel so opportunity go always they to scold them.nor go over do all sha..just once in a while make she see your masculinity and know say you fit protect her..if you Dey shame welwel abeg buy shade o..because Nigerians go use eye look you then judge you oo..very anyhow people na dey that Lagos..just get weed dealer..mine smoked weed and she was 62 then..lastly bros..if you get ring already abeg propose to her ooo..after like 1 week go on your kneels for hotel and just propose to her..my ring when I carry go that year na wash wash..lol..diamond(FAKE) was around it when I first buy am..e dey shine when I give her she happy very well..she adores the ring..but as she travel back she start to complain say the diamonds they fall off o..lol..she na just metal I give her..lol..normally you go say Nigeria na carats place say them dupe you(them go they find real diamond hiss)

meobizy:

This is word for word a story I’ve read five times in this forum since 2013. Let those who have time advice you. I call fake on this.

Feelinso:
Rent an apartment for 2weeks at Ikeja GRA
Gods touch Apartment preferably,
Do a dinner at Radisson blu hotel
ICM u most go
Suya joint
You guys should cook and do everything together
Buy a new phone n new sim because na this time ut village people go wan Bleep u up
nobody should know she is around until the day she is leaving at the Airport
don't post any pics online
Movies to watch via Netflix
Friends with benefits
wedding party 1n2
namaste wahala
Fifty shades 1to 5
365 days
add urs to the list

RichBossman:
boss..I have been in your shoes...first thing that would happen to her is airport guys..they would try and trick her to convert her dollars to naira and just try to chop her..zenith atm they allow foreign atm card(my woman was from USA)..just that na only 30k per withdraw and 1k fee for each transaction..so tell her not to talk to any body in airport..she should keep money phone and little things in her personal bag..(I know say you done tell her to buy iPhone 13.. carry come.lol)..your second wahala na Uber..my woman was the one who downloaded the Uber app and na she dey call them..those guys saved her number and them dey gist her o..very rough guys na dey Lagos..they were sending text and telling her to leave me say I be small boy say them to handle her well..she was showing me the texts.. when we go bank ..bank securities just dey hail us..as she pass door go inside one of the elderly security guy call me..he say make I nor dull myself o..say make I go tie her sharply make I chop her well..they all hailed me..old man o..Nigeria na very anyhow place..then hotel..mine was priskens hotel..normally hotel fee they join flight money..if she hasn’t book down just get any gated hotel around ikeja or the airport side..make sure it’s a room and parlor hotel o..make parlor dey then room inside one..never leave her alone oo..boys go snatch her..don’t use a lot of Uber( use only one or if you can drive hire car)..don’t tell anybody here hotel you go use..buy condom and just buy weed..carry her enter ikeja mall the evening she go come..just go mall buy food and water..then back to hotel(nor too waka first day) ask her about journey and how amazed you here she came.she go just dey smile..then find bakery..then like baked bread and all those things..also take her to fela shrine...look her in her eyes when you see her..hug and kiss her forehead and then hug her some more..they are usually very short in person..so you suppose tall and big pass her..be bold..once in a while shout for hotel attendant and Uber drivers..them dey fućkup welwel so opportunity go always they to scold them.nor go over do all sha..just once in a while make she see your masculinity and know say you fit protect her..if you Dey shame welwel abeg buy shade o..because Nigerians go use eye look you then judge you oo..very anyhow people na dey that Lagos..just get weed dealer..mine smoked weed and she was 62 then..lastly bros..if you get ring already abeg propose to her ooo..after like 1 week go on your kneels for hotel and just propose to her..my ring when I carry go that year na wash wash..lol..diamond(FAKE) was around it when I first buy am..e dey shine when I give her she happy very well..she adores the ring..but as she travel back she start to complain say the diamonds they fall off o..lol..she na just metal I give her..lol..normally you go say Nigeria na carats place say them dupe you(them go they find real diamond hiss)