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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Gjmff: 5:04pm On Jun 22, 2021
Hmmm
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by CableWire: 5:08pm On Jun 22, 2021
Talk of the fools...
Only cowards can proclaim this.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by KanuSE: 5:09pm On Jun 22, 2021
This is the REAL NiGGA grin, not slawormiir and those dirty redpillers. cool
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Preetti(f): 5:17pm On Jun 22, 2021
Vaiki:
I guess your dad fuckks you in the ass cos you act dumb.
Same way your dad fuccks you in the ass grin E-goat
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by IgboWarlord(m): 5:19pm On Jun 22, 2021
Twoclans:


With magnoliaa at all my sides I willl talk grin

When the era of attacking side chics was raining I said it countless times ,as a wife never attack a side chic physically or verbally in a public place.It never pays you as a wife to do that.

With the covid lockdown and movement restriction who else has noticed that attack on side chics is on an all time low. Madam has gotten enough dick thanks to lockdown and 95% are pregnant so oga can be with side chic in peace now.

I stand with him the only problem is that 95% of side chics do not want to be upgraded to a wife.Who wife help?.I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.

Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane.They will always have a place in the society.

Spoken like a veteran side chick..May you continue in your endeavours till time indefinite...#SerialSideChick..

Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2021
Preetti:
Same way your dad fuccks you in the ass grin E-goat
wow! How big is your ass hole? Bottle?
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Preetti(f): 5:25pm On Jun 22, 2021
Vaiki:
wow! How big is your ass hole? Bottle?
Ask your dad
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Raychee(f): 5:27pm On Jun 22, 2021
Wahala dey o cheesy
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by benji93: 5:28pm On Jun 22, 2021
Correct. But the man has a problem. Why not upgrade her to wife, if she's worth it?
DontBullshitMe:
Polygamy over infidelity (having side chicks).

Only cowards have side-chicks. tongue
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by simplesearch: 5:30pm On Jun 22, 2021
laiperi:
Your brain has been eaten by those who caught you as slaves and planted Christian and Muslim religions in your head.

Which part of Torah, Bible or Koran did your forgotten generation write?

No wonder you cherish serial monogamists with lovely children your housewives call bassttardd.

Even if you believe their Bible, how many women or choice did Adam have compared to young reasonable ladies that can prolong older men's life with sexy gray hair.


You are not so coherent, calm down and ask your questions intelligently or dish-out your tirades in a systematic order as you may deem it fit.

If Christianity is a means to enslave or a way to slavery, what about scientists and researchers who are themselves Christians, are they also enslaved? You feel good eating apple from Israel or the western world, you are probably using one of their phones too. So how are you not also enslaved? Isn't it better to be zealously affected with what is good than to be affected by evil thing? Whatever is your spiritual persuasion or the form of belief you subscribe to, I'm sure somebody brought about those ideas and you embrace it, are you not also locally enslaved by accepting that. The English you type with, aren't they all imported items and you embrace it without questioning thereby making you a willing slave? You seems not to know that if categorizing everything from the western world as slavery, then you are also enslaved from your kindergarten to your university level. God is leading your soul to rest by introducing Christ to you, so embrace him and leave your old life behind. Stay blessed!

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2021
Preetti:
Ask your dad
Oh! My dad was fukking you too!? cool!
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by benji93: 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2021
The earlier you understand which analogies are not useful, the better for you. Although sinful, a man with a side chick is different from a woman with a side guy.
ChiefSosa:
Some people never grow up, they just grow old. His white hair would've fooled people into thinking he's sensible. If you respect yourself, your marriage, your wife and possibly kids, why would you go about having a side chick? This is not about being an "Alpha male", this is just about COMMON SENSE. If you met your wife with her Side guy in public, would you be quiet? She is human and emotions can make her do anything at the moment.
Life isn't as complicated as y'all make it seem. When I'm single, I can do as I like with anyone I please, as long as its consensual and of age.
When I'm in a relationship, I stick with one female. Nobody forced me into a relationship and nobody will force me to stay if I lose interest. If I want kids without sticking to one woman, then I have baby mamas.
If I'm married and I want more than one person, the I go for polygamous marriage or have an open relationship, that'll be done with the consent of my partner. Aye o le f'eni to ni gbagbo pe aye o le
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by bepositive11: 5:32pm On Jun 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
A fvcking Alpha malegrin

Please learn to differentiate between alpha and toxic men. This man is a coward
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jun 22, 2021
simplesearch:


At what point were they the apple of God's eyes, definitely before they drifted. God is no respecter of any man.
David had that testimony even before he was anointed as king, but at the latter part of his life God told him "the sword shall not depart from your house'' 2 Sam 12:10.
Solomon was loved by God but the latter part of his life was in ruin, why? ''Was it not because of marriages like these that Solomon king of Israel sinned? Among the many nations there was no king like him. He was loved by his God, and God made him king over all Israel, but even he was led into sin by foreign women.'' Nehemiah 13:26
For Abraham though he am-mended his way by sending Hagar away as requested by his wife Sarah but the did has been done. Look at God's warning to Abraham after taken a long break from him that lasted for about 13years due to his immoral relationship with Hagar that led to the birth of Ishmael in Gen 17, '' And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the Lord appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect''.
Moses was never a polygamist, he stuck with his Ethiopia wife despite a tacit disapproval from Mariam and Aaron which led to Mariam being visited with leprosy, so read your bible well.
Gideon was a complete mess up at the latter part of his life, infact no one who seek to follow the way of God should desire such a life. His place in eternity is highly questionable for he did not only became a polygamy, he also went into idolatry.
For Jacob hope you saw what happened to his household, the envy, jealousy, murderous tendency, evil conspiracy, prolonged and hidden lies, selfishness. The turbulence resulting from his life of unrest made Jacob's life miserable, look at his submission in
''Gen 47: 8 Pharaoh asked him, “How old are you?”
9 And Jacob said to Pharaoh, “The years of my pilgrimage are a hundred and thirty. My years have been few and difficult, and they do not equal the years of the pilgrimage of my fathers.''

Notwithstanding, the coming of Christ has cancelled any form of permissible disobedience to God's law especially in the area of marriage, it is so serious that even the disciples concluded it was better not to marry as stated below. So many people are actually going to end up in hell because of marital issue, if they do not seek the face of God. You can't beat your wife or keep a side chick or run a parallel relationship with another woman, and the woman other hand cannot divorce her husband or remarry as long as the first partner is alive. No extramarital affair is allowed after marriage, even if the world is going berserk or against this command they all will be judged at the end of time.

Matthew 19:10
The disciples said to him, “If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry.”




Points well noted. Glad you put up Biblical passages to back up your statements. This is a mature response. Thanks for this.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by marsup: 5:35pm On Jun 22, 2021
You are a foolish man Sir. Take care.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by niyidenrele: 5:37pm On Jun 22, 2021
Do. You know that
By upgrading a side chick
To a wife
You have left a vaccum
Which will be either remotely or sooner
Filled by another

Moral of the story

Sane men
Don't upgrade them
Side chick to wife
They change them.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Ebukss(m): 5:39pm On Jun 22, 2021
Hmmm some old men can be very funny oh...

Abeg watin dis man wan use side chick do?
Person wey suppose to de give him children advice de here de talk abt side chick...
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by blueivy8: 5:40pm On Jun 22, 2021
Is the Audacity for me,,no shame or whatsoever
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Gmajor(m): 5:43pm On Jun 22, 2021
Women have suffered
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Qunu: 5:44pm On Jun 22, 2021
There's nothing we will not see/hear in Africa. Try this in Europe and see if you will not pay through your nose if she files for devource.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by jaylehk(m): 5:50pm On Jun 22, 2021
Well, some news just make the front page for their negative properties
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by KesoMyGuy(m): 5:53pm On Jun 22, 2021
The truth may hurt , but our society has never moved on from polygamy. We may hide under the disguise of religion and civilization, but deep down, we are Africans. And our value system condoned and celebrated polygamy long before the white man came with his ways.

My take is not to say polygamy is either good or bad, but that our deep rooted African norms cannot be easily erased just because the white man gave us a book and some set of laws.

Its the same way our so called democracy , even though copied from the white man, looks nothing like what they taught us.

Lets remember that a lot of us are just one generation away from polygamy being the norm in our society, my grand-parents both had multiple wives, then white man brought bible and the norms changed. Society norms may have changed , but the black man remained the same.

For every side chick , there is a married man and a wife involved. The so called wife , may have once upon a time been a side chick , and the present side chick will one day be a wife.

Its truly a mans world in Africa; it has always been. Change may come , but not today.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by inokia: 6:17pm On Jun 22, 2021
I pity the woman that is married to this stupid man. Disgrace
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by benji93: 6:17pm On Jun 22, 2021
Says who? Which bible are you reading?
simplesearch:



God's authority supersede any religious fallacy and man-made laws. Polygamy or any form of absurd marital relationship or sexual orientation is forbidden by God.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by inokia: 6:20pm On Jun 22, 2021
KesoMyGuy:
The truth may hurt , but our society has never moved on from polygamy. We may hide under the disguise of religion and civilization, but deep down, we are Africans. And our value system condoned and celebrated polygamy long before the white man came with his ways.

My take is not to say polygamy is either good or bad, but that our deep rooted African norms cannot be easily erased just because the white man gave us a book and some set of laws.

Its the same way our so called democracy , even though copied from the white man, looks nothing like what they taught us.

Lets remember that a lot of us are just one generation away from polygamy being the norm in our society, my grand-parents both had multiple wives, then white man brought bible and the norms changed. Society norms may have changed , but the black man remained the same.

For every side chick , there is a married man and a wife involved. The so called wife , may have once upon a time been a side chick , and the present side chick will one day be a wife.

Its truly a mans world in Africa; it has always been. Change may come , but not today.
Then nobody should come and complain when a married woman has a boyfriend
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Shikena(m): 6:22pm On Jun 22, 2021
simplesearch:


Read this my brother, you'll see polygamy was God's permissive will to the old testament people, it was never his perfect will for man. As far as God was concern it was a total confusion, reason no single true prophet of God divorced or practice it all through the old testament, only those at the lower rung of spiritual ladder were permitted due to their hardness of heart; and with strong condition attached. More-also majority of old testament people jew or no jew were at the kindergarten level of spiritual understanding, but under the new testament we enjoy fullness of grace and relationship with God.

Mark 10: 1-12
And he arose from thence, and cometh into the coasts of Judaea by the farther side of Jordan: and the people resort unto him again; and, as he was wont, he taught them again.
2And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him.
3And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you?
4And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.
5And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept.
6But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
7For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;
8And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
9What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
10And in the house his disciples asked him again of the same matter.
11And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
12And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
I agree with you.
That's why tithe enforcement must also be abolished. It is old testament kindergarten spiritual level.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jun 22, 2021
May God Bless you Sir
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by laiperi: 6:28pm On Jun 22, 2021
I am glad e pain you well well. Those Arabs, Berbers, Fulani, Europeans, Americans and now Chinese that captured you are polygamists. You live in the most religious country in the world as you get poorer into ABJECT poverty.

What do you see when you look into the mirror called Bible? Think hard.

Let me educate for the last time:

This papal bull legally granted Portugal the right to enslave any and all people they encounter south of Cape Bojador, on the coast of Western Sahara. About midway through the bull, the Pope declares all Sub-Saharan Africans henceforth be held in perpetual slavery
https://ldhi.library.cofc.edu/exhibits/show/african_laborers_for_a_new_emp/pope_nicolas_v_and_the_portugu#:~:text=This%20papal%20bull%20legally%20granted,be%20held%20in%20perpetual%20slavery.



simplesearch:


You are not so coherent, calm down and ask your questions intelligently or dish-out your tirades in a systematic order as you may deem it fit.

If Christianity is a means to enslave or a way to slavery, what about scientists and researchers who are themselves Christians, are they also enslaved? You feel good eating apple from Israel or the western world, you are probably using one of their phones too. So how are you not also enslaved? Isn't it better to be zealously affected with what is good than to be affected by evil thing? Whatever is your spiritual persuasion or the form of belief you subscribe to, I'm sure somebody brought about those ideas and you embrace it, are you not also locally enslaved by accepting that. The English you type with, aren't they all imported items and you embrace it without questioning thereby making you a willing slave? You seems not to know that if categorizing everything from the western world as slavery, then you are also enslaved from your kindergarten to your university level. God is leading your soul to rest by introducing Christ to you, so embrace him and leave your old life behind. Stay blessed!
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by benji93: 6:32pm On Jun 22, 2021
Deuteronomy 21 vs 15. 2 Samuel 12:8.
simplesearch:


At what point were they the apple of God's eyes, definitely before they drifted. God is no respecter of any man.
David had that testimony even before he was anointed as king, but at the latter part of his life God told him "the sword shall not depart from your house'' 2 Sam 12:10.
Solomon was loved by God but the latter part of his life was in ruin, why? ''Was it not because of marriages like these that Solomon king of Israel sinned? Among the many nations there was no king like him. He was loved by his God, and God made him king over all Israel, but even he was led into sin by foreign women.'' Nehemiah 13:26
For Abraham though he am-mended his way by sending Hagar away as requested by his wife Sarah but the did has been done. Look at God's warning to Abraham after taken a long break from him that lasted for about 13years due to his immoral relationship with Hagar that led to the birth of Ishmael in Gen 17, '' And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the Lord appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect''.
Moses was never a polygamist, he stuck with his Ethiopia wife despite a tacit disapproval from Mariam and Aaron which led to Mariam being visited with leprosy, so read your bible well.
Gideon was a complete mess up at the latter part of his life, infact no one who seek to follow the way of God should desire such a life. His place in eternity is highly questionable for he did not only became a polygamy, he also went into idolatry.
For Jacob hope you saw what happened to his household, the envy, jealousy, murderous tendency, evil conspiracy, prolonged and hidden lies, selfishness. The turbulence resulting from his life of unrest made Jacob's life miserable, look at his submission in
''Gen 47: 8 Pharaoh asked him, “How old are you?”
9 And Jacob said to Pharaoh, “The years of my pilgrimage are a hundred and thirty. My years have been few and difficult, and they do not equal the years of the pilgrimage of my fathers.''

Notwithstanding, the coming of Christ has cancelled any form of permissible disobedience to God's law especially in the area of marriage, it is so serious that even the disciples concluded it was better not to marry as stated below. So many people are actually going to end up in hell because of marital issue, if they do not seek the face of God. You can't beat your wife or keep a side chick or run a parallel relationship with another woman, and the woman other hand cannot divorce her husband or remarry as long as the first partner is alive. No extramarital affair is allowed after marriage, even if the world is going berserk or against this command they all will be judged at the end of time.

Matthew 19:10
The disciples said to him, “If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry.”



Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Joydan95: 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2021
pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?
Na mumu Dey fight for community p*nis. Woman wey sabi body go dump your silly ass.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Crunchyg3: 6:45pm On Jun 22, 2021
ChiefSosa:

There's several ways to handle such situation. Read my post very well before arriving at the conclusion that I'll start raising my voice. And, if I do raise my voice; no problem. I am human and emotions can get the best of me. Toodles!
Simps are the only ones that their emotions gets the best of them. An alpha walks away as if nothing happened but deep down, the woman knows that shit is about to hit the ceiling fan
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jun 22, 2021
simplesearch:


Matthew 7:21
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.

John 3:16-18
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved
He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

In essence it is not sufficient to be a christian, you must have a change of heart, life and attitude by coming to God though Jesus Christ. He alone has the power to make us live right as we should and make us worthy of heaven. If we desire and pursue heaven with the same zeal and seriousness with which we pursue earthly visa we shall make it at last.
Finally, the only reason there are so many laws governing each country is because they are many, on the other hand heaven our desire country above is one, it is therefore logical to conclude that all rules, laws, acceptances, and declarations for those seeking to gain entrance to it must be consistent at all time, just as it is obtainable in all our embassies on earth. It therefore means that either of Jesus or Mohammed or Shinto, or Buddha or Druze or Hindu or Traditional worshipers or Idolater or Satanist is right and all others and their adherence are sincerely misled. But thank God, I believe you can easily deduce who among the people mentioned above, through their life and utterances is the true way to God. It is good to love your neighbor but that wont give you visa to America or make you pass your exams or interview, You must be born again to make heaven by repenting from your sins and accept Jesus into your heart as your Lord and personal, then you are on your way to heaven.

John 3:3
Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.






Guy all these hunger no reach your side
It's too long I can't read quarter next time make it snappy

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