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| Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 12:51am On Jun 24, 2021 |
My little sketch on a Real City called Nairaland ...lol.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 12:52am On Jun 24, 2021 |
As purples25, a tourist, I decided to visit Nairaland, and find out more about it. I heard it was an interesting place to be...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 12:59am On Jun 24, 2021 |
I saw the golden Nairaland gate and a lit up electric pathway leading there. I decided to go in and find Romanceland. On the way I met a guy called lalasticlala. He seemed to be only interested in snakes...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:02am On Jun 24, 2021 |
That was odd.... anyway after I bought data and used my Google map, I found Romanceland. In front of the gate was one skinny guy....drunkenly claiming that all Nigerian women are useless... ![]()
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:06am On Jun 24, 2021 |
But after that unpleasant sight, I found a rich, beautiful good Samaritan. Her name, Sapphiere. She welcomed me to her home as a fellow woman and we had a nice conversation at her mini bar, in her mansion. ![]()
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:13am On Jun 24, 2021 |
After a day at her house, I headed for Nairaland General Hotel. I heard it's a 5 star hotel, so I wanted to enjoy it a bit. On my way I passed the Name Checkers Association's Headquarters. Those guys were not nice to me at all....kept trying to know my tribe. ![]() They even said I was not decently dressed, so they would not accept me. Lol. I walked away from them as fast as I could....
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:15am On Jun 24, 2021 |
Finally found Nairaland General Hotel...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:20am On Jun 24, 2021 |
I went in and booked a room for the night. After that, I decided to check out the many pools they had in the recreational area. Chilling in one pool were two girls named Coco and Poco . I greeted them and they greeted me. I sighed and thought.... at least I will be seeing my friend peacefull tomorrow.... to be continued....
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:25am On Jun 24, 2021 |
Wow!! purples25, you draw everything? |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:40am On Jun 24, 2021 |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:48am On Jun 24, 2021 |
purples25:Amazing! Really really amazing!! I'm sorry, I still don't have good English skill. So I don't know how to explain to you in English ![]() Amazing! and I love it! I love it soooo much!! I'm looking forward to see it again on tomorrow(о´∀`о) |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Cruseder(m): 2:54am On Jun 24, 2021 |
great |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by illicit(m): 3:29am On Jun 24, 2021 |
Did u see fulani Herdsmen ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:44am On Jun 24, 2021 |
peacefull:Thanks dear. I think your English is okay and you're even getting better. |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:44am On Jun 24, 2021 |
Cruseder:Thanks. ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:46am On Jun 24, 2021 |
illicit:Around Name Checkers Association's Headquarters. ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:48am On Jun 24, 2021 |
I might also meet slawomir, righteousness and nwaamakip.... in the next post ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:49am On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 2:58pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
So, this story continues. I moved away from the pool side to a corner where delicious small chops were sold. There, I saw a guy called . He was selling delicious chicken and suya. He waved to me. I also met a cool dude named Ilegend. He was nice to me, we talked, and he said he'd pay for any suya that I wanted from suya stall.... ![]()
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:50am On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 4:56am On Jun 27, 2021 |
After we bought suya, this guy that was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of weed passed us. He was chilling with weed and drink...I heard some people call him slawormiir.... He looked at us like...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:50am On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 4:57am On Jun 27, 2021 |
Ilegend and I watched this dude walking away with his weed.... Then this popular pastor, Mr Righteousness, walked up to him. I wondered what Mr Righteousness was doing in a hotel. Anyway, he started preaching to slawormiir.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:50am On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 4:57am On Jun 27, 2021 |
Slawormiir looked annoyed and walked off. Mr Righteousness was unhappy that he refused to repent. That's when this guy, falseprophet1 walked up to him and consoled him, as a good religious man himself. But I kept wondering what both of them were doing in a hotel.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:51am On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 4:10pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
The next day, I continued my tour of the city with a curvy pretty girl called pettyprincess. She loved travelling too. Also, a friendly guy, shamsin6300 went with us. I told them I would be stopping at my Japanese friend peacefull's house. Peacefull has a house in nairaland city.... She travels there from Japan sometimes...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 7:54am On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 4:12pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
I arrived at peacefull's house...it was magnificent! Gold and red doors and a fountain with a fish statue outside... ![]()
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by shamsin6300(m): 7:55am On Jun 24, 2021 |
purples25:Quote me please I am following |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Snitch24(m): 9:13am On Jun 24, 2021 |
Omoh ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by FalseProphet1(m): 3:16pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
Good job. You will become an artist to be reckoned with, people will come from East, West, North and South to patronize you... This I have seen. |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by fortune120(m): 3:53pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
This is interesting |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by MANNABBQGRILLS: 4:13pm On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 4:30pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
Awwwwwww This is so beautiful, cute and soooo interesting. All of us @[/b] are following... Hugs and Kisses [b]Purples25 We will surely be back here soon dearie..... Thread Bookmarked.......... purples25:You are always welcome beautiful |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:14pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
peacefull came out.... She looked so awesome and pretty. I was glad to have a friend like her in Nairaland city.... ![]()
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:16pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
peacefull and I talked about our different cultures. I told her I loved her golden gown, she liked my purple hair. We laughed at how I hold chopsticks. I spent a night at her magnificent mini palace and moved on...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:22pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
I was hungry the next day, so I went to find a buka. I saw a guy coming down the road with a toothpick in his mouth. He said his name, Nwaamaikpe... Before he showed me a buka, he yabbed me. But after everything he still pointed me to a restaurant close by, so despite his over witty nature, I still thanked him.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:25pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
shamsin6300:You have been quoted. ![]() |
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I walked away from them as fast as I could....


