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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 4:26pm On Jun 24, 2021
post=103050153:
Awwwwwww kiss kiss kiss
This is so beautiful, cute and soooo interesting.
All of us @[/b] are following...

Hugs and Kisses [b]Purples25
kiss kiss kiss

We will surely be back here soon dearie.....

Thread Bookmarked

Thanks grin

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 4:28pm On Jun 24, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Good job.

You will become an artist to be reckoned with, people will come from East, West, North and South to patronize you...

This I have seen.

Amen. smiley

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by iLegendd(m): 5:42pm On Jun 24, 2021
purples25:
So, this story continues. I moved away from the pool side to a corner where delicious small chops were sold. There, I saw a guy called . He was selling delicious chicken and suya. He waved to me. I also met a cool dude named Ilegend. He was nice to me, we talked, and he said he'd pay for any suya that I wanted from suya stall.... grin

I love the story already, but remember to make the story end with "Happy-Ever-After," where we had the sweetest sex in the world and you carried my twin babies for 9 months.

Failure to do this, the story has been declared inconclusive. By the way, I'll pay for the suya in reality.

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2021
OK, OK, OK... timeout here. Am I the only one who thinks that OP is a bit too creepy for comforts angry
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Nazgul: 9:51pm On Jun 24, 2021
purples25:
My little sketch on a Real City called Nairaland ...lol.
You're talented. Thumbs up.

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 10:30pm On Jun 24, 2021
iLegendd:


I love the story already, but remember to make the story end with "Happy-Ever-After," where we had the sweetest sex in the world and you carried my twin babies for 9 months.

Failure to do this, the story has been declared inconclusive. By the way, I'll pay for the suya in reality.

Lol thank you grin
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 10:31pm On Jun 24, 2021
Nazgul:

You're talented. Thumbs up.

Thanks Nazgul wink
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2021
Story continues tomorrow.
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2021
With hot amala in my stomach cheesy, I proceeded to go sight seeing round the city. Seeing all the buildings( sections) around, I knew I would never be able to explore everything. It was just vast and wonderful. There was the good, bad, and ugly.

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2021
So, I decided to check out the Nairaland News Office. Actually the greatest newspaper, Nairaland News, was produced there. In there I met a very important and highly intelligent man, head of the department, mynd44. I made sure I took a picture with him.

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 11:49pm On Jun 24, 2021
After leaving that prestigious place, I passed a modelling agency....

Outside the building, a lot of reporters were gathered. Who were they so eager to interview? As it turned out, it was the supermodel, Ishlove. I had heard of her before, but seeing her was something else.

She looked unperturbed as cameras flashed at her, while she chewed gum and made a pink bubble with it...

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 11:49pm On Jun 24, 2021
I headed to another upscale part of Nairaland. I'd checked online for events that would be going on today. I found out that the owner of the biggest and most successful chain of restaurants in Nairaland was throwing a party, and everyone could come. Her name, Bukatyne. She looked awesome in her blue dress with the big red rose on it. Such a rich and successful lady. I enjoyed myself at that party.... all that food...

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 11:50pm On Jun 24, 2021
After all that food...

I was really tired and sleepy...

I lodged into a hotel...

And slept off with all my clothes on... grin

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 12:53am On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:


Thanks dear. I think your English is okay and you're even getting better.

Thank you so much! I appreciate you!!

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 12:57am On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:
I arrived at peacefull's house...it was magnificent! Gold and red doors and a fountain with a fish statue outside... cool

Ohhhh!! I have beautiful house!! Yeahhhhh!! \( ≧∀≦ )/
I love it!!

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 1:02am On Jun 25, 2021
peacefull:


Ohhhh!! I have beautiful house!! Yeahhhhh!! \( ≧∀≦ )/
I love it!!


You are welcome. smiley

I don't know how you really look so please don't be offended by my drawing of you cheesy
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:03am On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:
peacefull came out.... She looked so awesome and pretty. I was glad to have a friend like her in Nairaland city.... cool cool

Thank you sooooo much purples25!!
I'm also really glad and happy to have a very good friend like you!!
I really really appreciate you!!

And I really appreciate you draw me like this very beautiful lady!!
I'm soooooo happyyyy!!( ≧∀≦ )/♪

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2021
peacefull:


Thank you sooooo much purples25!!
I'm also really glad and happy to have a very good friend like you!!
I really really appreciate you!!

And I really appreciate you draw me like this very beautiful lady!!
I'm soooooo happyyyy!!( ≧∀≦ )/♪

You're welcome dearie smiley
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2021
The next day, I took care of my hygiene and got into a white dress. Yes, ready for another day of exploration! I was really interested in the Nairaland art academy .

I met the person in charge there, Firestar. She was a beautiful woman, with long braids, and she wore an eye catching purple dress. She encouraged me to come by another time. She felt I could do well at art. I was happy to spend time with her, as a mentor that I looked up to.

Didn't have all day, so I moved on to my next target.

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Herbiedeen(m): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2021
Nice idea thumbs up

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:05am On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:
peacefull and I talked about our different cultures. I told her I loved her golden gown, she liked my purple hair. We laughed at how I hold chopsticks. I spent a night at her magnificent mini palace and moved on...

Yesssss!!
And maybe we talked about love and money in Nigeria like before cheesy

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 1:05am On Jun 25, 2021
At the Nairaland Museum, I saw different relics of Nairaland trolls. It was a common rumour that they woke up at night with spiritual powers to disturb and attack Nairaland residents. They were said to be old and angry, ugly witches. I looked away from them lest they attack me, too.

I met a very knowledgeable and smart dude as I turned away from the trolls relics. We both said hi to each other, and then we got talking. I was flabbergasted by his vast knowledge and wit. His name, Explorers.

He wore a straw hat because he loved to trek, and hike, and explore, and he needed to be shielded from the sun.

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:14am On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:


You are welcome. smiley

I don't know how you really look so please don't be offended by my drawing of you cheesy

Never ever offended me!
You draw me very very beautiful lady!!
I'm not beautiful like your drawing. So I really appreciate you and I'm sooooo happy!!(о´∀`о)♪

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 1:24am On Jun 25, 2021
peacefull:


Never ever offended me!
You draw me very very beautiful lady!!
I'm not beautiful like your drawing. So I really appreciate you and I'm sooooo happy!!(о´∀`о)♪
,

Oh, I'm sure you're prettier. It's night here. Going to sleep, take care.
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 1:24am On Jun 25, 2021
peacefull:


Yesssss!!
And maybe we talked about love and money in Nigeria like before cheesy

Yup smiley
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(f): 1:25am On Jun 25, 2021
Herbiedeen:
Nice idea
thumbs up

Thanks smiley
Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by solobrain(m): 3:16am On Jun 25, 2021
Following. wink

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by ArisingStorm: 10:32am On Jun 25, 2021
mansakhalifa:
OK, OK, OK... timeout here. Am I the only one who thinks that OP is a bit too creepy for comforts angry
People with a heart like hers is rare, so thats why it seems weird. Appreciate her effort. purples25 express yourself, This is beautiful and thanks for drawing peacefull, You are appreciated

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by shamsin6300(m): 2:16pm On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:


You have been quoted. cheesy

Lols
Thanks ma smiley

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by shamsin6300(m): 2:18pm On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:
After we bought suya, this guy that was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of weed passed us. He was chilling with weed and drink...I heard some people call him slawomirr....

He looked at us like...

So creative
I love it. smiley

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Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by shamsin6300(m): 2:20pm On Jun 25, 2021
purples25:
The next day, I continued my tour of the city with a curvy pretty girl called pettyprincess. She loved travelling too. Also, a friendly guy, shamsin6300 went with us. I told them I would be stopping at my Japanese friend peacefull's house. Peacefull has a house in nairaland city.... She travels there from Japan sometimes...


Thanks for adding me up.
I feel love kiss

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