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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:26pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
[quote author= post=103050153]Awwwwwww This is so beautiful, cute and soooo interesting. All of us @[/b] are following... Hugs and Kisses [b]Purples25 We will surely be back here soon dearie..... Thread Bookmarked [/quote]Thanks ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 4:28pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
FalseProphet1:Amen. ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by iLegendd(m): 5:42pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
purples25:I love the story already, but remember to make the story end with "Happy-Ever-After," where we had the sweetest sex in the world and you carried my twin babies for 9 months. Failure to do this, the story has been declared inconclusive. By the way, I'll pay for the suya in reality. |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
OK, OK, OK... timeout here. Am I the only one who thinks that OP is a bit too creepy for comforts ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Nazgul: 9:51pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
purples25:You're talented. Thumbs up. |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:30pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
iLegendd:Lol thank you ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:31pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
Nazgul:Thanks Nazgul ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
Story continues tomorrow. |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 5:01am On Jun 27, 2021 |
With hot amala in my stomach , I proceeded to go sight seeing round the city. Seeing all the buildings( sections) around, I knew I would never be able to explore everything. It was just vast and wonderful. There was the good, bad, and ugly.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 5:05am On Jun 27, 2021 |
So, I decided to check out the Nairaland News Office. Actually the greatest newspaper, Nairaland News, was produced there. In there I met a very important and highly intelligent man, head of the department, mynd44. I made sure I took a picture with him.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 11:49pm On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 5:09am On Jun 27, 2021 |
After leaving that prestigious place, I passed a modelling agency.... Outside the building, a lot of reporters were gathered. Who were they so eager to interview? As it turned out, it was the supermodel, Ishlove. I had heard of her before, but seeing her was something else. She looked unperturbed as cameras flashed at her, while she chewed gum and made a pink bubble with it...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 11:49pm On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 5:18am On Jun 27, 2021 |
I headed to another upscale part of Nairaland. I'd checked online for events that would be going on today. I found out that the owner of the biggest and most successful chain of restaurants in Nairaland was throwing a party, and everyone could come. Her name, Bukatyne. She looked awesome in her blue dress with the big red rose on it. Such a rich and successful lady. I enjoyed myself at that party.... all that food...
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 11:50pm On Jun 24, 2021*. Modified: 5:20am On Jun 27, 2021 |
After all that food... I was really tired and sleepy... I lodged into a hotel... And slept off with all my clothes on... ![]()
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 12:53am On Jun 25, 2021 |
purples25:Thank you so much! I appreciate you!! |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 12:57am On Jun 25, 2021 |
purples25:Ohhhh!! I have beautiful house!! Yeahhhhh!! \( ≧∀≦ )/ I love it!! |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:02am On Jun 25, 2021 |
peacefull:You are welcome. ![]() I don't know how you really look so please don't be offended by my drawing of you ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:03am On Jun 25, 2021 |
purples25:Thank you sooooo much purples25!! I'm also really glad and happy to have a very good friend like you!! I really really appreciate you!! And I really appreciate you draw me like this very beautiful lady!! I'm soooooo happyyyy!!( ≧∀≦ )/♪ |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2021 |
peacefull:You're welcome dearie ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2021*. Modified: 5:26am On Jun 27, 2021 |
The next day, I took care of my hygiene and got into a white dress. Yes, ready for another day of exploration! I was really interested in the Nairaland art academy . I met the person in charge there, Firestar. She was a beautiful woman, with long braids, and she wore an eye catching purple dress. She encouraged me to come by another time. She felt I could do well at art. I was happy to spend time with her, as a mentor that I looked up to. Didn't have all day, so I moved on to my next target.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by Herbiedeen(m): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2021 |
Nice idea
thumbs up |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:05am On Jun 25, 2021 |
purples25:Yesssss!! And maybe we talked about love and money in Nigeria like before ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:05am On Jun 25, 2021*. Modified: 6:56am On Jun 27, 2021 |
At the Nairaland Museum, I saw different relics of Nairaland trolls. It was a common rumour that they woke up at night with spiritual powers to disturb and attack Nairaland residents. They were said to be old and angry, ugly witches. I looked away from them lest they attack me, too. I met a very knowledgeable and smart dude as I turned away from the trolls relics. We both said hi to each other, and then we got talking. I was flabbergasted by his vast knowledge and wit. His name, Explorers. He wore a straw hat because he loved to trek, and hike, and explore, and he needed to be shielded from the sun.
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| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by peacefull(f): 1:14am On Jun 25, 2021 |
purples25:Never ever offended me! You draw me very very beautiful lady!! I'm not beautiful like your drawing. So I really appreciate you and I'm sooooo happy!!(о´∀`о)♪ |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:24am On Jun 25, 2021 |
peacefull:, Oh, I'm sure you're prettier. It's night here. Going to sleep, take care. |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:24am On Jun 25, 2021 |
peacefull:Yup ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by purples25(op): 1:25am On Jun 25, 2021 |
Herbiedeen:Thanks ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by solobrain(m): 3:16am On Jun 25, 2021 |
Following. ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by ArisingStorm: 10:32am On Jun 25, 2021 |
mansakhalifa:People with a heart like hers is rare, so thats why it seems weird. Appreciate her effort. purples25 express yourself, This is beautiful and thanks for drawing peacefull, You are appreciated |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by shamsin6300(m): 2:16pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by shamsin6300(m): 2:18pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
purples25:So creative I love it. ![]() |
| Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by shamsin6300(m): 2:20pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
purples25:Thanks for adding me up. I feel love |
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, I proceeded to go sight seeing round the city. Seeing all the buildings( sections) around, I knew I would never be able to explore everything. It was just vast and wonderful. There was the good, bad, and ugly.