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Megatron77:
Hmmm bossman the tory long oooo and i don't want to bring back memories

Mophor:
Damn Niggar!!!!
Not everything that comes cheap are supposed to take advantage of, you never even have a second thought if it was a set up or maybe she’s a kind of girl sharing HIV for cheap niggaz like you that goes with any holes

Freddykrueger:
So last week i packed into a new apartment in the municipal part of calabar. The area is serene and lively plus it's filled with lots of women, baby mamas and single ladies.

My daily routine in my new environment has gotten me into lots of convo with these females wether it's the one who sells groceries to the Pos girl down the street. They know am new in the hood so they try to get close and all.

There's this thick body, onion booty, figure eight lady who's always on my case. She seems to stalk me anytime am in the area, wants to know who i mingle with, who's shop am patronising and all.

So i got attached to some guys in the area and they've been giving me hints on these ladies and their paroles. Especially my stalker whom they confirmed they noticed her attention towards me and also hinted me on the fact that she'll never stop unless i smash her.

Well, am single so smashing wouldn't be a problem but i also know I'll never approach her. So last night she took a bold step and visited our compound, plus she asked the security after me. Around 10pm i heard a knock on my door. I was fixing me some fast food for dinner and was quite surprised cause i wasn't expecting nobody.

When i got to the door and opened, i was surprised to see this lady at my doorstep. She greeted and asked to come in which i reluctantly obliged. So she steps in and i offer her a seat on the couch while i rush back into the kitchen to check up on my dinner. After cross checking, i got back to the parlour and ask what i could offer her, she said anything so i got a chill bottle of kalahari from the fridge and served her.

Then next i inquired why the visit and she just popped it out that she's im her new neighbor and she just felt like paying me a visit. In my mind i was like seriously? At this time of the night? She noticed the smirk on my face and tried to fake an "okay i think i should be going" kind of stance. I told her to wait let's have dinner and she was trying to cut it off while i insisted.

So we got down on the jollof rice and chicken while gisting and laughing to her weird jokes and teases. After the meal, she got up and took the dishes to the kitchen. I was still in the living room when she came back and got a full gulp of the kalahari. What happened next was unsuspecting. She got up, asked for the convenience, i gave her the direction to the room and she went. Like 3 minutes after she calls on me to please come over, i was thinking there's a problem so i rushed over. Mehn what i saw next was crazy.

This lady was in my bathroom under the shower and asked me to join her. Damn my dick wouldn't act like it's gone to tertiary institution and left with a bsc. I couldnt resist temptation and jumped in.

Long story short she stayed over and we had some bomb ass, tipsy sex. From one round to two to four am exhausted. Funny thing she said when leaving early this morning is, " I hope you're not like those guys that have their way and then leave, I'll be coming back to check up on you". In my mind I'm like "You think you're coming over again? Well not in my house" Am just stretched out on my bed. No strength to go jogging. I spent the whole energy jogging on her boobies and body all night. Am spassed out!!!

gregyboy:
So u Bleep girl, you come here come post am, make me still post wen i Bleep finsh

Megatron77:
Am not a dude and am in thesame school... had to breakup with my boyfriend because his greed, didn't take it serious at first because i thought it was just a fling untill the babe in question started threatening me, my guy had to leave his house because of her drama his regretting till date. so try not to be in his shoes

ogkrakkid:
Once stayed at staff quarters all my malabite days..lots of story bro..lol.

Dahunsipaul:
Within two weeks you don seek out guys in the area, seek out girl to lash Hmm nice one! I hail you

fukNaija:
if you come my area. That means na every night you go dey kpansh na- see u see STD.

But sincerely, even though I hate loose girls I still like to hit them hard when they come for it. Asin hit hard pussyyy and shithole. U no fit loose come say make I no kpansh your ass na. U craze ni.


So bro next time she comes- take it down that shit hole.

Your reward is in hell

AutoChick4U:
Never visited calabar so NO

AutoChick4U:
wehdone

Freddykrueger:
So last week i packed into a new apartment in the municipal part of calabar. The area is serene and lively plus it's filled with lots of women, baby mamas and single ladies.

My daily routine in my new environment has gotten me into lots of convo with these females wether it's the one who sells groceries to the Pos girl down the street. They know am new in the hood so they try to get close and all.

There's this thick body, onion booty, figure eight lady who's always on my case. She seems to stalk me anytime am in the area, wants to know who i mingle with, who's shop am patronising and all.

So i got attached to some guys in the area and they've been giving me hints on these ladies and their paroles. Especially my stalker whom they confirmed they noticed her attention towards me and also hinted me on the fact that she'll never stop unless i smash her.

Well, am single so smashing wouldn't be a problem but i also know I'll never approach her. So last night she took a bold step and visited our compound, plus she asked the security after me. Around 10pm i heard a knock on my door. I was fixing me some fast food for dinner and was quite surprised cause i wasn't expecting nobody.

When i got to the door and opened, i was surprised to see this lady at my doorstep. She greeted and asked to come in which i reluctantly obliged. So she steps in and i offer her a seat on the couch while i rush back into the kitchen to check up on my dinner. After cross checking, i got back to the parlour and ask what i could offer her, she said anything so i got a chill bottle of kalahari from the fridge and served her.

Then next i inquired why the visit and she just popped it out that she's im her new neighbor and she just felt like paying me a visit. In my mind i was like seriously? At this time of the night? She noticed the smirk on my face and tried to fake an "okay i think i should be going" kind of stance. I told her to wait let's have dinner and she was trying to cut it off while i insisted.

So we got down on the jollof rice and chicken while gisting and laughing to her weird jokes and teases. After the meal, she got up and took the dishes to the kitchen. I was still in the living room when she came back and got a full gulp of the kalahari. What happened next was unsuspecting. She got up, asked for the convenience, i gave her the direction to the room and she went. Like 3 minutes after she calls on me to please come over, i was thinking there's a problem so i rushed over. Mehn what i saw next was crazy.

This lady was in my bathroom under the shower and asked me to join her. Damn my dick wouldn't act like it's gone to tertiary institution and left with a bsc. I couldnt resist temptation and jumped in.

Long story short she stayed over and we had some bomb ass, tipsy sex. From one round to two to four am exhausted. Funny thing she said when leaving early this morning is, " I hope you're not like those guys that have their way and then leave, I'll be coming back to check up on you". In my mind I'm like "You think you're coming over again? Well not in my house" Am just stretched out on my bed. No strength to go jogging. I spent the whole energy jogging on her boobies and body all night. Am spassed out!!!

winner007:
Dude. If you did it raw, I can 100% guarantee you that you have HIV AIDS. Go for a checkup now. There is a HIV pandemic in Cali and you foolishly had sex with an easy woman.

If you doubt me, speak to any health worker at UCTH and they will confirm it. Over 50-100k active reported HIV cases in Calabar Municipality alone.

Freddykrueger:
Cheaply u say? Am sure there's peeps here who're spending just to smash that ass. I got mine on a platter. Not cheap bro

Freddykrueger:
Bro i didn't expect it either. But i knew i was safe

seanwilliam:
lol.

You’re cheap bro .. and you no get level . That’s the fact!
Why would u fall so cheaply ? That’s if your story is real self ..
NawA for u o


Anyway I love how you write .. I invite you too our ashewo thread



https://www.nairaland.com/4957496/olosho-beer-parlour-share-olosho





And don’t forget to share her nudes there abeg ..

Is she tight ?? She give u head ?? Bro go drop full info in that thread

Freddykrueger:
Sad story. Luckily i won't make same mistakes ur bf made. And pardon my 2 cents but u dated a boy n not a man. Cheers

Freddykrueger:
You wey get level u dey find nudes...tnx wit d offer, I'll pass

seanwilliam:
lol.

You’re cheap bro .. and you no get level . That’s the fact!
Why would u fall so cheaply ? That’s if your story is real self ..
NawA for u o


Anyway I love how you write .. I invite you too our ashewo thread



https://www.nairaland.com/4957496/olosho-beer-parlour-share-olosho





And don’t forget to share her nudes there abeg ..

Is she tight ?? She give u head ?? Bro go drop full info in that thread

seanwilliam:
oga you’re cheap jare.. but doesn’t mean you shouldn’t share the sexcapade.. I enjoyed it though

GeneralPula:
Sha no cum inside her make she no go rope you with pregnancy..