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The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 8:46am On Jul 18, 2021 |
The Ideal boyfriend In case you can't see the words in the picture clearly; 1. Cooks dinner, does half or more of his chores, pays on dates. 2. Actually takes care of appearance and dresses nicely 3. Good self esteem, sense of humour, is kind 4. Young (sorry used up old men ) 18-25 years old 5. Respects women irrespective of how they look 6. BIG PEE PEE 7. Would be okay with (and like being) a stay at home dad 8. A unicorn 9. Calls out other men's shitty behavior. Doesn't engage in locker room talk 10. 6ft+ (sorry Manlets ) 11. 8+/10 (sorry incels) 12. Built but not roided out, slim with good muscle definition 13. Would date women less attractive than him because he cares more about personality 14. Is a GOOD FEMINIST ALLY and genuinely cares about women issues 15. MAKES $666 SEXTILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND. 16. IS A VIRGIN, NOT A DEGENERATE MANSLUT and still has the ability to pair bond. Doesn't objectify women. 17. Never checks out other women. Never watched porn or looks at lewd stuff. DOESN'T MASTURBATE, doesn't follow random girls on insta that aren't related to him. Doesn't jerk off to your friends and family. 18. Has a pet cat he loves with all his heart. Cares about animals and the environment. 19. Doesn't have a victim of inferiority complex. 20. OPTIMISTIC AND SETS GOALS 21. Hugs you in public (wow the bar is so low) 22. Affectionate, holds hands with you and kisses your forehead. And I'd like to add 23. He should not be on nairaland. 1 Like
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Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Kriss216: 8:47am On Jul 18, 2021 |
Aside smelly kpekus and protruded stomach, what else will you be offering your Ideal man 13 Likes |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by ygowon: 8:51am On Jul 18, 2021 |
The number 23 So TheGidRedpiller would not have tampered with his simpism Abi? 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by ygowon: 8:51am On Jul 18, 2021 |
Kriss216: Entitlement mentality and rotten pussiiess 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 8:56am On Jul 18, 2021 |
Kriss216: Uh...duh I intend to be a trophy wife/girlfriend. |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 9:01am On Jul 18, 2021 |
ygowon: Most male nairalanders especially in the romance section are usually chronic masturbators, broke and incels. 1 Like |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Kriss216: 9:02am On Jul 18, 2021 |
5 Likes |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by ygowon: 9:08am On Jul 18, 2021 |
siofra:lol! How did you know? Are you one? 2 Likes |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by TheGidRedpiller(m): 9:08am On Jul 18, 2021 |
siofra:You are very stupid for this rubbish you said, your main post inclusive! 2 Likes |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 9:09am On Jul 18, 2021 |
TheGidRedpiller: LOL!!! |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Nobody: 9:40am On Jul 18, 2021 |
IMPOSSIBLE |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Sugardick: 12:28pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
but one itunes Yahoo boy with dirty dreadlocks in your street is the one currently chopping your pomo without pity 4 Likes |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 1:09pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
Sugardick: Chukwuma is that you? |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 1:36pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
siofra: And your signature said someone will be making 400-6000 just ordinary $10 daily and u dey talk thrash same some people broke.. I made times three daily even why sleeping.. And beside that's just another stream of income for me with my main online jobs and u here saying people are broke.. Common keep kwayet.. If u dey Lagos come make I flex u one day to get ur senses bad not everybody on romance section is broke like u 1 Like |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by jericco1(m): 2:28pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
How old are you |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Sugardick: 4:42pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
siofra:chukwuma don destroy your pussy finish abi? you come dey find mumu to give roughly used pussy your ideal boyfriend is in the grave go and join him there 2 Likes |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Savedday: 7:02pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it. In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them! |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 7:21pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
Agbebakun22: Oya cut soap for me. |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 7:24pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
Doja2000: What God cannot do does not exist |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 8:33pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
siofra: Are you a feminist if yes a no no for me.. Person like saphirre or whatever her name, I have nothing to do with such women who want to drag male gender down.. |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 8:35pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
siofra: Are u in lagos if yes then I can flex u.. Besides na u go choose the place u wan flex |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
Agbebakun22: No o that's not the soap I want o What generates passive income for you? |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 9:41pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
siofra: Lol I'm a crypto trader, work as part time affiliate marketing, and the one that generate passive income is an investment tho(bot) it generate sales for my link and get cashback. My budgets for ads will determine how much I will be making daily, I can either withdraw it or reinvest tho. But is mostly passive while crypto trading is my full time job as a student |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by BarrSly: 10:03pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
An ideal SIMP |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 10:06pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
Agbebakun22:Wow! So how much do I need to invest? |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by doubleZ88(m): 2:57am On Jul 19, 2021 |
aunty get clay and mould him urself. see the height of selfishness |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 7:58am On Jul 19, 2021 |
siofra: Minimum is $50 tho and mind u is not am Africa company, its a register in hong mong and operate in Russia. They have more than 600k in the platform and besides u can order a physical card like ATM card and they will ship it to your postal address.. But if u don't want the card u can withdraw ur funds through Payeer, Btc, USDT, perfect money, etherum, qiwi, into your credit card(specific for mostly European countries) for now but they are also working with Nix money too.. For now topping account is not allow till On the 24th, they have some legal issues they're working out. But soon operation will get into normal as usual and also updates on the technical aspect of the site and cash back aggregators |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 8:01am On Jul 19, 2021 |
siofra: I will advise u to get a digital skill, use that funds to enroll for a digital skill that will pay u off. That's called investment in self development.. Mind u do u have any of this digital skill |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Limassol(m): 8:24am On Jul 19, 2021 |
I stopped reading at no. 1, if you op are a lady you must be silly but if you are a male, goddamnit! You deserve an accolade as the biggest simp on the surface of this platform. Edit; so na girl you be sef, rubbish! And what value do you bring to a relationship? |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by siofra(f): 4:58pm On Jul 19, 2021 |
Agbebakun22: SEO content writing but I'd like to acquire more. |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 5:00pm On Jul 19, 2021 |
siofra: That's nice i'm also planning to dive into SEO soon too. How many years experience do you have and have you work on any prior project. If yes I will love to hire your services so you can tutor me and I will pay for your services. |
Re: The Ideal Boyfriend/husband by Agbebakun22: 5:01pm On Jul 19, 2021 |
siofra: That's nice i'm also planning to dive into SEO soon too. How many years experience do you have and have you work on any prior project. If yes I will love to hire your services so you can tutor me and I will pay for your services. And if you're good in content writing can you write for a blog |
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