The Ideal boyfriend

In case you can't see the words in the picture clearly;

1. Cooks dinner, does half or more of his chores, pays on dates.
2. Actually takes care of appearance and dresses nicely
3. Good self esteem, sense of humour, is kind
4. Young (sorry used up old men ) 18-25 years old
5. Respects women irrespective of how they look
6. BIG PEE PEE
7. Would be okay with (and like being) a stay at home dad
8. A unicorn
9. Calls out other men's shitty behavior. Doesn't engage in locker room talk
10. 6ft+ (sorry Manlets )
11. 8+/10 (sorry incels)
12. Built but not roided out, slim with good muscle definition
13. Would date women less attractive than him because he cares more about personality
14. Is a GOOD FEMINIST ALLY and genuinely cares about women issues
15. MAKES $666 SEXTILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND.
16. IS A VIRGIN, NOT A DEGENERATE MANSLUT and still has the ability to pair bond. Doesn't objectify women.
17. Never checks out other women. Never watched porn or looks at lewd stuff. DOESN'T MASTURBATE, doesn't follow random girls on insta that aren't related to him. Doesn't jerk off to your friends and family.
18. Has a pet cat he loves with all his heart. Cares about animals and the environment.
19. Doesn't have a victim of inferiority complex.
20. OPTIMISTIC AND SETS GOALS
21. Hugs you in public (wow the bar is so low)
22. Affectionate, holds hands with you and kisses your forehead.

And I'd like to add

23. He should not be on nairaland.

Aside smelly kpekus and protruded stomach, what else will you be offering your Ideal man

The number 23

So TheGidRedpiller would not have tampered with his simpism Abi?

Kriss216:
Aside smelly kpekus and protruded stomach, what else will you be offering your Ideal man

Entitlement mentality and rotten pussiiess

Kriss216:
Aside smelly kpekus and protruded stomach, what else will you be offering your Ideal man

Uh...duh I intend to be a trophy wife/girlfriend.

ygowon:
The number 23

So TheGidRedpiller would not have tampered with his simpism Abi?

Most male nairalanders especially in the romance section are usually chronic masturbators, broke and incels.

siofra:


Uh...duh I intend to be a trophy wife/girlfriend.

Trophy Beer.

siofra:


Most male nairalanders especially in the romance section are usually chronic masturbators, broke and incels.

lol! How did you know? Are you one?

siofra:


Uh...duh I intend to be a trophy wife/girlfriend.

You are very stupid for this rubbish you said, your main post inclusive!

TheGidRedpiller:
You are very stupid for this rubbish you said, your main post inclusive!

LOL!!!

IMPOSSIBLE

but one itunes Yahoo boy with dirty dreadlocks in your street is the one currently chopping your pomo without pity

Sugardick:
but one itunes Yahoo boy with dirty dreadlocks in your street is the one currently chopping your pomo without pity

Chukwuma is that you?

siofra:


Most male nairalanders especially in the romance section are usually chronic masturbators, broke and incels.

And your signature said someone will be making 400-6000 just ordinary $10 daily and u dey talk thrash same some people broke.. I made times three daily even why sleeping.. And beside that's just another stream of income for me with my main online jobs and u here saying people are broke.. Common keep kwayet.. If u dey Lagos come make I flex u one day to get ur senses bad not everybody on romance section is broke like u

How old are you

siofra:


Chukwuma is that you?

chukwuma don destroy your pussy finish abi? you come dey find mumu to give roughly used pussy


your ideal boyfriend is in the grave go and join him there

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!

Agbebakun22:



And your signature said someone will be making 400-6000 just ordinary $10 daily and u dey talk thrash same some people broke.. I made times three daily even why sleeping.. And beside that's just another stream of income for me with my main online jobs and u here saying people are broke.. Common keep kwayet.. If u dey Lagos come make I flex u one day to get ur senses bad not everybody on romance section is broke like u

Oya cut soap for me.

Doja2000:
IMPOSSIBLE

What God cannot do does not exist

siofra:


Oya cut soap for me.

Are you a feminist if yes a no no for me.. Person like saphirre or whatever her name, I have nothing to do with such women who want to drag male gender down..

siofra:


Oya cut soap for me.

Are u in lagos if yes then I can flex u.. Besides na u go choose the place u wan flex

Agbebakun22:



Are u in lagos if yes then I can flex u.. Besides na u go choose the place u wan flex

No o that's not the soap I want o

What generates passive income for you?

siofra:


No o that's not the soap I want o

What generates passive income for you?

Lol I'm a crypto trader, work as part time affiliate marketing, and the one that generate passive income is an investment tho(bot) it generate sales for my link and get cashback. My budgets for ads will determine how much I will be making daily, I can either withdraw it or reinvest tho. But is mostly passive while crypto trading is my full time job as a student

An ideal SIMP

Agbebakun22:


Lol I'm a crypto trader, work as part time affiliate marketing, and the one that generate passive income is an investment tho(bot) it generate sales for my link and get cashback. My budgets for ads will determine how much I will be making daily, I can either withdraw it or reinvest tho. But is mostly passive while crypto trading is my full time job as a student

Wow! So how much do I need to invest?

aunty get clay and mould him urself.
see the height of selfishness

siofra:

Wow! So how much do I need to invest?

Minimum is $50 tho and mind u is not am Africa company, its a register in hong mong and operate in Russia. They have more than 600k in the platform and besides u can order a physical card like ATM card and they will ship it to your postal address.. But if u don't want the card u can withdraw ur funds through Payeer, Btc, USDT, perfect money, etherum, qiwi, into your credit card(specific for mostly European countries) for now but they are also working with Nix money too.. For now topping account is not allow till On the 24th, they have some legal issues they're working out. But soon operation will get into normal as usual and also updates on the technical aspect of the site and cash back aggregators

siofra:

Wow! So how much do I need to invest?

I will advise u to get a digital skill, use that funds to enroll for a digital skill that will pay u off. That's called investment in self development.. Mind u do u have any of this digital skill

I stopped reading at no. 1, if you op are a lady you must be silly but if you are a male, goddamnit! You deserve an accolade as the biggest simp on the surface of this platform. Edit; so na girl you be sef, rubbish! And what value do you bring to a relationship?

Agbebakun22:



I will advise u to get a digital skill, use that funds to enroll for a digital skill that will pay u off. That's called investment in self development.. Mind u do u have any of this digital skill

SEO content writing but I'd like to acquire more.

siofra:


SEO content writing but I'd like to acquire more.

That's nice i'm also planning to dive into SEO soon too. How many years experience do you have and have you work on any prior project. If yes I will love to hire your services so you can tutor me and I will pay for your services.

siofra:


SEO content writing but I'd like to acquire more.

That's nice i'm also planning to dive into SEO soon too. How many years experience do you have and have you work on any prior project. If yes I will love to hire your services so you can tutor me and I will pay for your services. And if you're good in content writing can you write for a blog