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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 7:27pm On Jul 21, 2021
Another academy star, Dynel Simeu, rejected a contract offer and is now set to join Southampton.

The Cobham exodus is real. Everybody dey find playing time sad
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 7:30pm On Jul 21, 2021
BlueRayDick:
Imagine doing juju just to be able to eat razor and broken bottle to scare Ur enemies away undecided


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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Amoto94(m): 8:43pm On Jul 21, 2021
sad
BlueMann:
Another academy star, Dynel Simeu, rejected a contract offer and is now set to join Southampton.

The Cobham exodus is real. Everybody dey find playing time sad
You won't blame those guys opting out for the sake of playing time, the career of a footballer on the average is usually 10-15years all things considered as equal, the rollercoaster ride of the loan life is not good for player development most often than not because clubs will prioritize their own to a loanee when it comes to playing time.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:54pm On Jul 21, 2021
schurley:


That was what angered me the most, using foul language on those ladies....the fair lady from Leicester was very frightened from her expression.

If they ask the coward to face Buhari one on one now, he will cower.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:03pm On Jul 21, 2021
Arsenal have left football and started selling cruptocurrencies. God punish trophylessness.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:05pm On Jul 21, 2021
@chic2pimp, when is Olympics starting my guy, and what dates/times should we bookmark for track events?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 9:11pm On Jul 21, 2021
Ibime:
Arsenal have left football and started selling cruptocurrencies. God punish trophylessness.
Cc Iamoyindamola

Kokaneprodigy

cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SideshowBob: 9:18pm On Jul 21, 2021
Burger man

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 9:30pm On Jul 21, 2021
Ibime:
Arsenal have left football and started selling cruptocurrencies. God punish trophylessness.
You dan they hustle for our coins again, if you buy it, it will dip angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:32pm On Jul 21, 2021
iamoyindamola:

You dan they hustle for our coins again, if you buy it, it will dip angry

We go short am to zero tongue
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 9:46pm On Jul 21, 2021
Ibime:
Arsenal have left football and started selling cruptocurrencies. God punish trophylessness.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 9:52pm On Jul 21, 2021
These Hazard rumours have come up again sad

Chelsea have been offered Eden Hazard for €60M this summer as he will 'never wear the white of Real Madrid again

undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 9:55pm On Jul 21, 2021
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Odunharry(m): 11:29pm On Jul 21, 2021
Ibime:
@chic2pimp, when is Olympics starting my guy, and what dates/times should we bookmark for track events?
Female football and baseball started today.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 11:45pm On Jul 21, 2021
Odunharry:

Female football and baseball started today.


Na track we dey find plus Super Eagles and Falcons.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 11:47pm On Jul 21, 2021
Magun no dey work for Doggy.

Raumdeuter, next time you reach Naija go Ogun state and dey move recklessly with married women. Na segedinho go post your video for here grin grin grin grin

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CEoC6b-jDdr/

Meanwhile

Pataki:
Omode o mo Ogun, o pe ni Efo.

I pity some of you here. Magun is real oh.

Just as Darefestus has highlighted, there are different brands and varieties of Magun. To find its ero is very very difficult oh.

I know of one of my friends elder brother who died as a result of Magun. The guy barked more ferociously than a Rottweiler before he eventually passed on. Even Orunmila could not stop his excellent dog barkings.

My advice to the poster: Tell your husband to never even try it. embarassed

Pataki:

I just do not want to mention names as I do not know who is who here on nairaland. But I tell you, he barked so tey, even my whole town could hear his barking. Anybody who is who here will know who I am talking about.

It depends on what kind of magun preparation was initiated on the woman. There are some that once the man don activate am sexually, na to dey drink water till you burst. If you are lucky to drink the whole of River Thames before you die, at least you will enter Guinness Book of World Records. cheesy

The only question I find intriguing is that, why is it only women that Magun can work on? I have never heard of a man having Magun on him. . . . . May God help our women. grin



Where is Pataki sef? grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by MorataFC: 12:47am On Jul 22, 2021
airmark:
Magun no dey work for Doggy.

Raumdeuter, next time you reach Naija go Ogun state and dey move recklessly with married women. Na segedinho go post your video for here grin grin grin grin

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CEoC6b-jDdr/

Meanwhile







Where is Pataki sef? grin


Any African man that denies the existence of juju is living in a fool paradise, my uncle told me a story of one man I know very well around late '80, this man traveled to abroad for good 17 years without looking back and he had an aged mother which is curious to see her only surviving son at all cost, to cut the story short the woman met someone who told her to bring any of his belongings cap or shoe but she could not find any because the man had gone for a long time but luckily for her she managed to find one of his photos and that is what they used and the man told her mother that she should be rejoicing because her son will be back to Nigeria within 7 days, lo and behold on the 5th day the man left his wife with 3 children and found in himself in his home town.
Juju dey, but the end result is not always good becos the end of that story is that that man became liability to his mother to himself and liability to the entire community.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by User09: 1:25am On Jul 22, 2021
airmark:
Magun no dey work for Doggy.

Raumdeuter, next time you reach Naija go Ogun state and dey move recklessly with married women. Na segedinho go post your video for here grin grin grin grin

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CEoC6b-jDdr/

This is called Penis captivus in medical parlance; Although quite rare it happens. I don't know what ure on about
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 6:10am On Jul 22, 2021
User09:


This is called Penis captivus in medical parlance; Although quite rare it happens. I don't know what ure on about


Most Africans prefer to believe anything they don't understand to be metaphysical.

My dad had small pox when he was a kid in the village, he recalled how a lot of kids died from the infection that year.....he being from a royal family had access to the best herbalist who were offering sacrifices to "sopona"; the god they thought was in charge of visiting people with the pox. Despite the sacrifices, a lot of kids died including those in the royal family too. He was saved by a white man that teaches them in primary school who had him taken to a mission hospital in a neighboring community.

Some communities today still worship "olókùn", "oluweri" and the rest when the river in their community overflows when in fact the relevant agencies must have predicted an overflow of river banks that year o

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 6:31am On Jul 22, 2021
Does that mean that the Ogboni fraternity isn't real??

What do politicians use in fortifying their selves spiritually.

Wetin MC Oluomo dey use knowing fully well that the position of a chairman of NURTW is very risky


Izzou I heard of a neighbouring local Govt Chairman that's always using Blood to Bath so Efcc no go nab am cheesy cheesy.... Most people said it's true

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 6:40am On Jul 22, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Does that mean that the Ogboni fraternity isn't real??

What do politicians use in fortifying their selves spiritually.

Wetin MC Oluomo dey use knowing fully well that the position of a chairman of NURTW is very risky


Izzou I heard of a neighbouring local Govt Chairman that's always using Blood to Bath so Efcc no go nab am cheesy cheesy.... Most people said it's true
biden and Putin, which fraternity and fortification they use!?

Let me guess... Illuminati grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 6:52am On Jul 22, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Does that mean that the Ogboni fraternity isn't real??

What do politicians use in fortifying their selves spiritually.

Wetin MC Oluomo dey use knowing fully well that the position of a chairman of NURTW is very risky


I heard of a neighbouring local Govt Chairman that's always using Blood to Bath so Efcc no go nab am cheesy cheesy.... Most people said it's true

For me, there is the Supreme God and there are other gods.

Even God did not deny the existence of other gods, yet people wey be Christian dey talk say JuJu no dey grin grin grin

I don't know why they always want to seek proof and claim being woke online. These guys are Nigerians for God's sake. A trip to your respective village would reveal if it's true or not grin

No need to dey read Wikipedia or YouTube videos. Enter motor go your village and make enquiries. That's the only way you can know if people who believe in JuJu are stupid or not

grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 6:54am On Jul 22, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Does that mean that the Ogboni fraternity isn't real??

What do politicians use in fortifying their selves spiritually.

Wetin MC Oluomo dey use knowing fully well that the position of a chairman of NURTW is very risky


Izzou I heard of a neighbouring local Govt Chairman that's always using Blood to Bath so Efcc no go nab am cheesy cheesy.... Most people said it's true

The same MC Oluomo that was flown abroad to treat his stab wound?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 6:57am On Jul 22, 2021
BlueRayDick:


The same MC Oluomo that was flown abroad to treat his stab wound?
Naahh.... I thought he used a Hospital on the Island.

Where I even hear say some Traditionalists dey visit am
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 6:59am On Jul 22, 2021
izzou:


For me, there is the Supreme God and there are other gods.

Even God did not deny the existence of other gods, yet people wey be Christian dey talk say JuJu no dey grin grin grin

I don't know why they always want to seek proof and claim being woke online. These guys are Nigerians for God's sake. A trip to your respective village would reveal if it's true or not grin

No need to dey read Wikipedia or YouTube videos. Enter motor go your village and make enquiries. That's the only way you can know if people who believe in JuJu are stupid or not

grin
Village too far jare... Ordinary Ijebu Town go dey okay

Ijebu no too far from Lagos
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 7:06am On Jul 22, 2021
Nezzjnr:

Naahh.... I thought he used a Hospital on the Island.

Where I even hear say some Traditionalists dey visit am

He was discharged from EKO hospital and then flow abroad afterwards.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 7:08am On Jul 22, 2021
BlueRayDick:


He was discharged from EKO hospital and then flow abroad afterwards.
I didn't follow it up den

But the Knife was a poisonous one... I guess Makenge or so
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 7:09am On Jul 22, 2021
Nezzjnr:

Village too far jare... Ordinary Ijebu Town go dey okay

Ijebu no too far from Lagos

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Even when Swiz123 shared his experience, they still wanted to force him to believe it was a trick. Someone even said cctv may have been installed in the room... Because of 10k bet, person go buy CCTV of how much?

JuJu dey oh brotherly. I really have not experienced all those grass eating and razor blade munching types, but there are powers of darkness. E dey exist.

I just wish the argument would die sha. If one really wants to know, just take a trip to your Village.

It's that simple

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 7:12am On Jul 22, 2021
izzou:


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Even when Swiz123 shared his experience, they still wanted to force him to believe it was a trick. Someone even said cctv may have been installed in the room... Because of 10k bet, person go buy CCTV of how much?

JuJu dey oh brotherly. I really have not experienced all those grass eating and razor blade munching types, but there are powers of darkness. E dey exist.

I just wish the argument would die sha. If one really wants to know, just take a trip to your Village.

It's that simple
Reminds me of the soka forest story back den

When they paraded the culprits... They said their major Patronizers were Politicians.

Make i no even talk about Orji Uzor Kalu Mama lipsrsealed

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by ALEXAPLAYME: 7:14am On Jul 22, 2021
Oya havertz10, Jude accept that free offer

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 7:18am On Jul 22, 2021
Nezzjnr:

I didn't follow it up den

But the Knife was a poisonous one... I guess Makenge or so

That's the story they wanted to sell to help him maintain his larger than life image he's always had on the streets. Make it seem as if since he can survive that impossible situation, then there's nothing he can't survive.

There's nothing spiritual about those NURTW guys, it's just all about having loyalty of soany of Ur guys at Ur disposal, having access to dangerous weapons and having Ur name spoken in hush tones in enemy camps.

Saka Saula was much more revered than MC Oluomo was, he had muscles here and there, commanded respect on the streets and had the ear of the government. Guess what? The only time he was alienated from his crew he was waylaid, matcheted, stabbed and died like every other person would in that circumstance.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 7:29am On Jul 22, 2021
BlueRayDick:


That's the story they wanted to sell to help him maintain his larger than life image he's always had on the streets. Make it seem as if since he can survive that impossible situation, then there's nothing he can't survive.

There's nothing spiritual about those NURTW guys, it's just all about having loyalty of soany of Ur guys at Ur disposal, having access to dangerous weapons and having Ur name spoken in hush tones in enemy camps.

Saka Saula was much more revered than MC Oluomo was, he had muscles here and there, commanded respect on the streets and had the ear of the government. Guess what? The only time he was alienated from his crew he was waylaid, matcheted, stabbed and died like every other person would in that circumstance.
If you have happened to witness or at least catch a glimpse of when Agberos are Fighting... You'll be confused.

Some dey always wear some weird looking things around the waist.....I even heard some of the Babas dey always get some things for inside their pocket.. Once they use that thing touch you... You go dey unconscious

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