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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by swarley75(m): 2:06pm On Jul 28, 2021
BAZ001:
Pls how do you, use style to tell a guy that you just picked his babe from another guys house.

I picked this fresh buttyish looking girl with lil accent from an estate in Land bridge and a tall guy accompanied her out but didn’t get to the car. She came in looking tired but soft voice and very cool. She’s been very cool even on phone. Looks so decent damn (e dey pepper me)

Long story short immediately she got into the car she called someone and started apologizing “ I know you angry with me, I’m sorry my phone was on silent . I’m already on my way in Uber I’m so sorry.”

Got to TPPD estate on lekki conservation and she told me to pls wait she wants to change and I will take them to ologolo hmmm.
Gbam she came down with a fresh guy like yankee freshness. Na so then dey do love birds inside car , she put her head on his laps touching and all. I was trying to cut eye for the guy dt nooooo na lie but guy man no send me. I waited maybe they will kiss so I can shout and say that was how you kissed the other guy but the girl was looking at me smiling like why you dey stare.

Finally I realized they were going to house agent but of them wan move could they be thinking of marriage? So I stopped cutting the guy eye as d mumu guy no even send me.

Well I’m doing my bit here, incase the guy is on this thread, who knows but I don’t understand the way girl switch or fake emotions.

This hustle is already messing my mindset about ladies. Chaiii... wahala for who never marry

Bros Abeg mind your business. Maybe the guy sef dey cheat on the girl?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:06pm On Jul 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

He was only trying to help a Bro, e bad?
grin

E bite me for body small, seeing d guy loving up a lady that slept over at a man’s place but las las d guy go carry him cross.
I’m here pursuing my own 900k gross this month of July grin. Before Saturday 31st
And this rider is helping me.
Infront of her house, I’m coming now...
13min paid waiting inside surge she’s still coming.
By the time I end trip now she will begin to speak grammar

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Bammzzie(m): 2:08pm On Jul 28, 2021
BAZ001:
Pls how do you, use style to tell a guy that you just picked his babe from another guys house.

I picked this fresh buttyish looking girl with lil accent from an estate in Land bridge and a tall guy accompanied her out but didn’t get to the car. She came in looking tired but soft voice and very cool. She’s been very cool even on phone. Looks so decent damn (e dey pepper me)

Long story short immediately she got into the car she called someone and started apologizing “ I know you angry with me, I’m sorry my phone was on silent . I’m already on my way in Uber I’m so sorry.”

Got to TPPD estate on lekki conservation and she told me to pls wait she wants to change and I will take them to ologolo hmmm.
Gbam she came down with a fresh guy like yankee freshness. Na so then dey do love birds inside car , she put her head on his laps touching and all. I was trying to cut eye for the guy dt nooooo na lie but guy man no send me. I waited maybe they will kiss so I can shout and say that was how you kissed the other guy but the girl was looking at me smiling like why you dey stare.

Finally I realized they were going to house agent but of them wan move could they be thinking of marriage? So I stopped cutting the guy eye as d mumu guy no even send me.

Well I’m doing my bit here, incase the guy is on this thread, who knows but I don’t understand the way girl switch or fake emotions.

This hustle is already messing my mindset about ladies. Chaiii... wahala for who never marry

What do u mean by "wahala for those who never marry" undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by hopefullight: 2:31pm On Jul 28, 2021
Juwonmania:
Do you have a car for me sir?
I can still remit 30k if car is in good condition. Further negotiation with me and potential boss.
If you have any pls let me know o.

Unfortunately, I habe agreed to Deal with a popular driver from this Forum for 40k weekly.

Maybe next time..
Best of luck

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Bammzzie(m): 2:37pm On Jul 28, 2021
So a request came in yesterday night at international airport
Rider(Woman): Good evening, I'm at the airport, I'm waiting
Me: Ok, wait for me at the parking lot..
Rider: I'm outside at the departure, I can't go to the parking lot, don't worry I'm with a police
Me: Ok (with one mind), I'll on my hazard light
Rider: Ok, I'll watch out
Got to the airport departure, that's how some men are trying to open my door, I was like who are this people, I just japa grin... I called back the rider that I didn't see her
Rider: We are the one trying to stop you but u just zoom off
Me: I don't know, since those 2 men are on mufty.
I was just mumbling that which kind wahala be this... Long story short, I turned back to goan pick the woman and 2 airport police. They now told me not to be scared next time, I replied that I dnt hv 50k fine o... They said we are all mugus, that next time if my car is clamped and they are doing gragra... The woman said I shld just calm down and tell them to take me to there office cos saloon cars fines are #5,500 and SUVs are 10k, that they'll just calm down... I said ok o

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by allytinted: 2:43pm On Jul 28, 2021
Okay
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:45pm On Jul 28, 2021
Bammzzie:
So a request came in yesterday night at international airport
Rider(Woman): Good evening, I'm at the airport, I'm waiting
Me: Ok, wait for me at the parking lot..
Rider: I'm outside at the departure, I can't go to the parking lot, don't worry I'm with a police
Me: Ok (with one mind), I'll on my hazard light
Rider: Ok, I'll watch out
Got to the airport departure, that's how some men are trying to open my door, I was like who are this people, I just japa grin... I called back the rider that I didn't see her
Rider: We are the one trying to stop you but u just zoom off
Me: I don't know, since those 2 men are on mufty.
I was just mumbling that which kind wahala be this... Long story short, I turned back to goan pick the woman and 2 airport police. They now told me not to be scared next time, I replied that I dnt hv 50k fine o... They said we are all mugus, that next time if my car is clamped and they are doing gragra... The woman said I shld just calm down and tell them to take me to there office cos saloon cars fines are #5,500 and SUVs are 10k, that they'll just calm down... I said ok o

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 2:54pm On Jul 28, 2021
It is true sha. I paid 10500 then for my rav 4. But whether 10k or 50k, na still money nah.

Na so one Dy ask me to come pick her at the departure, MMIA yesterday. She said I should pretend that she was in the car before. I just pity drivers who will fall victims to this nonsense. Why can't riders find their ways to the car park sef? If your load too much, then look for guys to help nah
Bammzzie:
So a request came in yesterday night at international airport
Rider(Woman): Good evening, I'm at the airport, I'm waiting
Me: Ok, wait for me at the parking lot..
Rider: I'm outside at the departure, I can't go to the parking lot, don't worry I'm with a police
Me: Ok (with one mind), I'll on my hazard light
Rider: Ok, I'll watch out
Got to the airport departure, that's how some men are trying to open my door, I was like who are this people, I just japa grin... I called back the rider that I didn't see her
Rider: We are the one trying to stop you but u just zoom off
Me: I don't know, since those 2 men are on mufty.
I was just mumbling that which kind wahala be this... Long story short, I turned back to goan pick the woman and 2 airport police. They now told me not to be scared next time, I replied that I dnt hv 50k fine o... They said we are all mugus, that next time if my car is clamped and they are doing gragra... The woman said I shld just calm down and tell them to take me to there office cos saloon cars fines are #5,500 and SUVs are 10k, that they'll just calm down... I said ok o

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:19pm On Jul 28, 2021
davit:
My brother, if you ask me, na who I go ask? I Girls of nowadays are something else.
why? Because they are doing what men have been doing for centuries? grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:20pm On Jul 28, 2021
deedee44:

Wetin consign you
abi? Him dey report all the married men wey him dey carry from hotel? grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Bammzzie(m): 3:34pm On Jul 28, 2021
davit:
It is true sha. I paid 10500 then for my rav 4. But whether 10k or 50k, na still money nah.

Na so one Dy ask me to come pick her at the departure, MMIA yesterday. She said I should pretend that she was in the car before. I just pity drivers who will fall victims to this nonsense. Why can't riders find their ways to the car park sef? If your load too much, then look for guys to help nah
Those carrier guys use to bill them cos they believe they still hv head currencies even if the person is coming from Abuja or Delta
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 4:37pm On Jul 28, 2021
Mama leave this talk o.

radautoworks:
abi? Him dey report all the married men wey him dey carry from hotel? grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 4:54pm On Jul 28, 2021
Bammzzie:
So a request came in yesterday night at international airport
Rider(Woman): Good evening, I'm at the airport, I'm waiting
Me: Ok, wait for me at the parking lot..
Rider: I'm outside at the departure, I can't go to the parking lot, don't worry I'm with a police
Me: Ok (with one mind), I'll on my hazard light
Rider: Ok, I'll watch out
Got to the airport departure, that's how some men are trying to open my door, I was like who are this people, I just japa grin... I called back the rider that I didn't see her
Rider: We are the one trying to stop you but u just zoom off
Me: I don't know, since those 2 men are on mufty.
I was just mumbling that which kind wahala be this... Long story short, I turned back to goan pick the woman and 2 airport police. They now told me not to be scared next time, I replied that I dnt hv 50k fine o... They said we are all mugus, that next time if my car is clamped and they are doing gragra... The woman said I shld just calm down and tell them to take me to there office cos saloon cars fines are #5,500 and SUVs are 10k, that they'll just calm down... I said ok o

I other words u r willing to pay N5,500 and pickup at that point instead of going to the car park?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 4:55pm On Jul 28, 2021
deedee44:

Wetin consign you
Even the day I wanted to pick my former colleague's daughter from one Gboys house in Chevy view last december. I didn't tell her father that happened to be my friend and ex colleague till today. Even though, conscience disturbs me each time I'm with the man.
Imagine, the only child of this man ooo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:02pm On Jul 28, 2021
I dey under shade at chevron drive that one towards ebano supermarket. I ve been wondering why or how drivers park here and cross legs. So I dropped off my rider and zoomed here, maybe ants distribute strategies or the breeze here will bring millionaire riders.

I never type finish request don enter to phase 1.
I was going to ask dem what is the strategy, code or enjoyment under that shade.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LilX: 5:08pm On Jul 28, 2021
Felicity0001:


If you see any deal at the bolded pls go for it if the car is a clean titled.

But make sure it's a 2008/2010.

Na the youth wey vote buhari into power in 2014 cause am.

At the end I got a rental, a corolla 07 as clean as toks

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LilX: 5:11pm On Jul 28, 2021
hopefullight:


Unfortunately, I habe agreed to Deal with a popular driver from this Forum for 40k weekly.

Maybe next time..
Best of luck

40k? Lol goodluck sir

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:13pm On Jul 28, 2021
shollywendy1:

Even the day I wanted to pick my former colleague's daughter from one Gboys house in Chevy view last december. I didn't tell her father that happened to be my friend and ex colleague till today. Even though, conscience disturbs me each time I'm with the man.
Imagine, the only child of this man ooo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LilX: 5:16pm On Jul 28, 2021
CheerfulGiverr:

Let me chase your dashboard from next month
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:19pm On Jul 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


I other words u r willing to pay N5,500 and pickup at that point instead of going to the car park?

Surge deh give person moral grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 5:33pm On Jul 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

He was only trying to help a Bro, e bad?
grin
Lol. Shey bro ask for help ni grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Bammzzie(m): 5:41pm On Jul 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


I other words u r willing to pay N5,500 and pickup at that point instead of going to the car park?
I dey mad?, the woman already gave me her words that she's with airport police and also she's a staff their too, if not for that... they'll come and meet me at the parking lot or any of us cancels the ride.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Paulasio: 5:47pm On Jul 28, 2021
Thanks boss
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LilX: 6:01pm On Jul 28, 2021
Bammzzie:

I dey mad?, the woman already gave me her words that she's with airport police and also she's a staff their too, if not for that... they'll come and meet me at the parking lot or any of us cancels the ride.

Word don't count for anything , please be careful next time..

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 6:05pm On Jul 28, 2021
BAZ001:
I dey under shade at chevron drive that one towards ebano supermarket. I ve been wondering why or how drivers park here and cross legs. So I dropped off my rider and zoomed here, maybe ants distribute strategies or the breeze here will bring millionaire riders.

I never type finish request don enter to phase 1.
I was going to ask dem what is the strategy, code or enjoyment under that shade.

That's where we lazy drivers gather to rest when the sun is much, forget about the AC stuff this sun can burn one's skin.
Someone mentioned how he started getting dark here most people didn't believe it claiming he is driving AC car so it's not possible, dey rest well well na who dey alive dey work tomorrow.
After slow and steady they say wins the race.
Lazy drivers association.
grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 6:06pm On Jul 28, 2021
deedee44:

Lol. Shey bro ask for help ni grin
Not really, but we gat to watch each others back.
grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:11pm On Jul 28, 2021
radautoworks:
abi? Him dey report all the married men wey him dey carry from hotel? grin

Hmm married men usually go to hotels with their PA’s for brief meetings or small madam to conferences. Sometimes I get confused if they go with their daughters or their small madam is their daughters age.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 6:28pm On Jul 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

That's where we lazy drivers gather to rest when the sun is much, forget about the AC stuff this sun can burn one's skin.
Someone mentioned how he started getting dark here most people didn't believe it claiming he is driving AC car so it's not possible, dey rest well well na who dey alive dey work tomorrow.
After slow and steady they say wins the race.
Lazy drivers association.
grin

Most of those guys are night crawlers......they prefer free road to traffic laden rides.....free roads increases ones earning, that's why most people make more on Sundays compared to other days of the week...before pandemic it was Friday/Saturday nights

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Aganju849: 6:34pm On Jul 28, 2021
BAZ001:
Pls how do you, use style to tell a guy that you just picked his babe from another guys house.

I picked this fresh buttyish looking girl with lil accent from an estate in Land bridge and a tall guy accompanied her out but didn’t get to the car. She came in looking tired but soft voice and very cool. She’s been very cool even on phone. Looks so decent damn (e dey pepper me)

Long story short immediately she got into the car she called someone and started apologizing “ I know you angry with me, I’m sorry my phone was on silent . I’m already on my way in Uber I’m so sorry.”

Got to TPPD estate on lekki conservation and she told me to pls wait she wants to change and I will take them to ologolo hmmm.
Gbam she came down with a fresh guy like yankee freshness. Na so then dey do love birds inside car , she put her head on his laps touching and all. I was trying to cut eye for the guy dt nooooo na lie but guy man no send me. I waited maybe they will kiss so I can shout and say that was how you kissed the other guy but the girl was looking at me smiling like why you dey stare.

Finally I realized they were going to house agent but of them wan move could they be thinking of marriage? So I stopped cutting the guy eye as d mumu guy no even send me.

Well I’m doing my bit here, incase the guy is on this thread, who knows but I don’t understand the way girl switch or fake emotions.

This hustle is already messing my mindset about ladies. Chaiii... wahala for who never marry


Wetin concern you for there matter?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Matrix414: 6:38pm On Jul 28, 2021
My ogas in the house.... Please I'm still looking for a car on rental or hire purchase
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tope777(m): 7:01pm On Jul 28, 2021
It's well VT undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 7:22pm On Jul 28, 2021
tojahh:
Mama leave this talk o.

oooo wink

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