BAZ001:

Thank you the president of lazy drivers
Let me welcome you,
Mr cheddaz you are welcome to our league.
You are doing well.
But to qualify and remain in this group you must complete the 6 trips in 4hrs , if not you will be relegated cos the laziest of us donfortune48 came 4th in the last challenge, he can’t do 6 trips in one day .

I did 6trips on Monday oh!
I no follow for lazy driver gang.

confusedworld17:
The unending drama of ehailing...
So yesterday I said to myself, let me for once leave lazy drivers class. I started working from 5am to around some minutes to 12am. Though I do take some short-short rests in between.

Got My first trip some minutes after 5am and the guy wanted to spoil my day but I refused to go for that trip, despite say na long trip. The guy na one of those guys wey Abba Kyari dey help buy native clothes.

Already he don dey sound some how on the phone but I just ignored due to say na long trip. But the one that broke the camel's back was, immediately he got into the car, without even taking permission, he turned off the radio that was not even loud. Thank God say I never even start the trip. I just canceled and told him straight to leave my car say I no go again. The guy starred at me for some seconds and then alighted and banged my door.

Another drama in the evening...
Picked up one fat lady, as in very fat.
Before she enter car, she say make I help her shift the front seat backward. for my mind I say today na today.

She occupied the whole place that even the arm rest self I no see use as her hand don collect the whole space.

Then she said no need for me to on the AC say weather cool and jokingly said "make I help you save fuel"

Na so I wind down we moove... She was chatty and nice. Then she bought one "pope" for her self and bought fearless for me, saying that I need the energy for the work. I just smile and collect the chilled drink. As if she know say na wetin I need to close in on Cheerfulgiver .

As old soja for the work... One mind just tell me say this her niceness is too good to be true say I should watch out, may be na fake transfer go end am.

Along the way, she now said "Pls can I smoke in your car ?"
Me wey don almost finish her energy drink, I was hesitant to say no. She now said "Don't worry the smell is not that strong. Your next rider would not even notice any thing"

Kai! Awuuf dey run bele Oo.. I no get mouth say no.
But true true the cigar smell was very mild.

I set destination to ikeja at about 9pm around lekki and got a trip to ogba after waiting for almost an hour.

As I just dey drop rider, I say make I reset destination to Gowon estate... 1.9 surge enter, going to Farmcity lekki 1. See temptation...

I dey come

Your eyes are gradually opening to how it's done. Lmao @ "pope".

donfortune48:


I did 6trips on Monday oh!
I no follow for lazy driver gang.

See the bar for the other days as e dey low...like say na only one trip u do for the remaining days

Na you gan gan be "lazy drivers" wey dem dey talk about

CheerfulGiverr:

Ehailing evolved, changed the game. I merely changed my formation.

Okay bro, u don motivate me!
I'll be downloading my app again and setting up my FiFa 4-3-2-1 formation!
If e no work na your house I go come straight for tutorial. We kuku dey chevron together


Modified: I don download m. I missed the sight of this
Blood everywhere

FuckEveryday:

Okay bro, u don motivate me!
I'll be downloading my app again and setting up my FiFa 4-3-2-1 formation!
If e no work na your house I go come straight for tutorial. We kuku dey chevron together


Modified: I don download m. I missed the sight of this
Blood everywhere

Congrats

donfortune48:


I did 6trips on Monday oh!
I no follow for lazy driver gang.

And the award for the ballon d'lazy driver for the month of July goes too...

Annnnd the winner is Donfortune48!

Standing ovation for the man wey sabi, u r doing well

Baba make I dey follow you run part time na...

donfortune48:


I did 6trips on Monday oh!
I no follow for lazy driver gang.

Can matrix 05 do Uber?

Thurmieee:
Can matrix 05 do Uber?

Yep yap

pope191:


And the award for the ballon d'lazy driver for the month of July goes too...

Annnnd the winner is Donfortune48!

Standing ovation for the man wey sabi, u r doing well

M na 'brought onwe m up, unu ana 'brought m down.

Pearl1910:


Just do 7 trips and stay online for 6hours and BOLT go dash u 15k abi u no like am?

But Bolt will collect all the fare for all 7trips I guess.

Na so I do 7 short trips inside ikeja yesterday morning till around 12, remain like 1hr to complete 6hrs total gross around 7k, I just order myself dey go house for 1k with bonus of 700 slept like a fool and woke up to over 7k bonus, na so I quick cash out, begin evening hustle again.

FuckEveryday:

Okay bro, u don motivate me!
I'll be downloading my app again and setting up my FiFa 4-3-2-1 formation!
If e no work na your house I go come straight for tutorial. We kuku dey chevron together


Modified: I don download m. I missed the sight of this
Blood everywhere

Team Chevron you guys dey ball
Everywhere dey red na u go tire to drive

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pope191:


And the award for the ballon d'lazy driver for the month of July goes too...

Annnnd the winner is Donfortune48!

Standing ovation for the man wey sabi, u r doing well

Award well deserved

I no go the 1.9 surge again cos it was already some minutes past 11pm.
I decided to call it a day but then forgot to go offline. Na so trip enter, going to dedems from agege.
I was surprised when I got to pick up and saw the girl all covered up in a long sleeve shirt and a skirt down to her kneels. Wasn't what I was expecting from a girl going to dedems by that time on a Friday night.

As we were close to the destination, she said I should pls pack by the side and give her one mintue. I was just wondering what it was that she wanted to do because it was getting very late and the place I pulled over was dark too.

Na so I begin hear some sounds at the back like sound of nylon bag and movements... Out of curiosity, I just on the inner light and turned back immediately to see what she was doing. Lo and behold, she was naked, she was about to put on a different cloth. She now said, Oga face your front. me self answer her back say you for atleast tell me say you wan change cloth.

When we got to the destination and she came out, walahi if no be say I don already know say she changed her cloths, I for think say na ghost I carry. Because the transformation was something else. She came out wearing a bumper short, a revealing top and wearing a long wig.

While going home, I was just wondering that this girl could have told her parents that she was going to a vigil or so. I mean for her to dress well covered at the point of pick up.

I grossed 31,900.
Bolt comm = 5820
Fuel = about 6500.
Food, alabukun, lucozade boost and other chop chop. = 1,700.

Surge follow help my ministry.

I woke up around 11am today say make I enter road go hustle... The spirit is willing but the body is weak.
We moove again tomorrow.

Gentlelife50:


Award well deserved

U can say that again boss

confusedworld17:
I no go the 1.9 surge again cos it was already some minutes past 11pm.

I grossed 31,900.
Bolt comm = 5820
Fuel = about 6500.
Food, alabukun, lucozade boost and other chop chop. = 1,700.

Surge follow help my ministry.

We moove again tomorrow.

Wow! Omo u try o!

So this is Sumone who worked from 5am-11pm and was able to net appx 20k in profit. If he manages to work for 31days dats arnd 600k.

Cheerfulgiver how u take dey get 800k+ nau
Shey u get tutorial class mk I join?

confusedworld17:
I no go the 1.9 surge again cos it was already some minutes past 11pm.
I decided to call it a day but then forgot to go offline. Na so trip enter, going to dedems from agege.
I was surprised when I got to pick up and saw the girl all covered up in a long sleeve shirt and a skirt down to her kneels. Wasn't what I was expecting from a girl going to dedems by that time on a Friday night.

As we were close to the destination, she said I should pls pack by the side and give her one mintue. I was just wondering what it was that she wanted to do because it was getting very late and the place I pulled over was dark too.

Na so I begin hear some sounds at the back like sound of nylon bag and movements... Out of curiosity, I just on the inner light and turned back immediately to see what she was doing. Lo and behold, she was naked, she was about to put on a different cloth. She now said, Oga face your front. me self answer her back say you for atleast tell me say you wan change cloth.

When we got to the destination and she came out, walahi if no be say I don already know say she changed her cloths, I for think say na ghost I carry. Because the transformation was something else. She came out wearing a bumper short, a revealing top and wearing a long wig.

While going home, I was just wondering that this girl could have told her parents that she was going to a vigil or so. I mean for her to dress well covered at the point of pick up.

I grossed 31,900.
Bolt comm = 5820
Fuel = about 6500.
Food, alabukun, lucozade boost and other chop chop. = 1,700.

Surge follow help my ministry.

I woke up around 11am today say make I enter road go hustle... The spirit is willing but the body is weak.
We moove again tomorrow.

coincidence can b funny, d young lady took of her cloth at the time u put on d light. How I wish u can help us with pictorial diagram of what u saw

FuckEveryday:

Wow! Omo u try o!

So this is Sumone who worked from 5am-11pm and was able to net appx 20k in profit. If he manages to work for 31days dats arnd 600k.

Cheerfulgiver how u take dey get 800k+ nau
Shey u get tutorial class mk I join?

My yesterday.

I play a 4-2-1-3 formation

CheerfulGiver:
My yesterday.

I play a 4-2-1-3 formation

Omo bro! Make we sidan talk for that BBQ & Grill @ Ashley mall na
I fit send DM you my number for dead thread cus this your top three strikers can only be Lewandowski, Ronaldo, Messi.

New month tomorrow.

Aim for the stars. Landing on the moon is still allowed. Total money spent on this car is less than 30k inclusive of servicing.

I never spent 300k on fuel as that goat with 2021 affixed to his name alluded. I work with a goal in mind. When I hit my goal, I'll get busy with other endeavors of life.

Only your hard work can help you. One fool today said because driving involves waking early and closing late it is dangerous and a health risk. Tell the fool that living in Nigeria without even stepping out of your house is enough risk.

I can only motivate. It's up to you to get off your arse. I've shown you it can be done. No one on this thread will ever say it's impossible, ever again. We can only go higher.

Next month starts with a bang tomorrow.

FuckEveryday:

Omo bro! Make we sidan talk for that BBQ & Grill @ Ashley mall na
I fit send DM you my number for dead thread cus this your top three strikers can only be Lewandowski, Ronaldo, Messi.

giveranonymous77 @ gmail. com

369 hrs out of 375 available was spent working. It's less than 12 hrs a day on average.

One uncircumcised goat kept screaming I work 18hrs a day. I hope he has a nice cup of "shut the fuck_ up" tea right about now.

313 trips. About 11 trips a day.

For those who have wondered how to turn off the annoying headlamps of a corolla/matrix while you're parked, use the handbrake before starting the car. Light will remain off until you release the handbrake. Thought it was common knowledge until I had to teach someone today.

CheerfulGiver:
My yesterday.

I play a 4-2-1-3 formation

My today...
You should be proud.

��� Oga leave English go straight to the point.�

pope191:



coincidence can b funny, d young lady took of her cloth at the time u put on d light. How I wish u can help us with pictorial diagram of what u saw

Boss you be legend.

I duff ny hat

CheerfulGiver:
New month tomorrow.

Aim for the stars. Landing on the moon is still allowed. Total money spent on this car is less than 30k inclusive of servicing.

I never spent 300k on fuel as that goat with 2021 affixed to his name alluded. I work with a goal in mind. When I hit my goal, I'll get busy with other endeavors of life.

Only your hard work can help you. One fool today said because driving involves waking early and closing late it is dangerous and a health risk. Tell the fool that living in Nigeria without even stepping out of your house is enough risk.

I can only motivate. It's up to you to get off your arse. I've shown you it can be done. No one on this thread will ever say it's impossible, ever again. We can only go higher.

Next month starts with a bang tomorrow.

kanuisagoat:


No, I don't think you understand or maybe I'm the one who does not understand your position.

They don't take all your earnings if its not up to 15k and give you 15k.

You only get a bonus if you make less than 15k after those conditions are met. Let's say you meet the bonus conditions and your gross is 14k at the time. This means your earned bonus is 1k. If you however meet the 15k gross, no bonus.

Long and short, bolt is getting stingy

so If I gross 6K ,15 sure for me? lazy driving activated

....

samobaba4u:
45k deliver money must complete abeg week don dey end.

Haha

I've experience a thing like this b4... Computer village, ikeja... The load was so big that it won't even enter my big daddy and trip was going to surulere. The guy said he can separate it so it can enter but the weight enh na die... I told guy man say na offline he say no problem but he can only pay what's on the app.. Thats what the owner of the load sent him. So what is the fair est... N1500 he said... I was lile really??!! This load that even weight more than my car engine+gear? Ok Oh bros abeg try another driver me. Guy no gree... That 3 drivers have cancelled b4... He called d woman madam self no gree. Oboy me I don comot here tell madam to drive down and move her load.

I left him there... Only God knows weather him still dey find driver till now

samobaba4u:
45k deliver money must complete abeg week don dey end.

This one self u can tell it's not even heavy...else those back tires wound have gone inside but look closely nothing of such.

My question

Please which of dis car should I go for to embark on dis business Toyota Camry (big daddy) or Honda civic? And if chosen out of them what particular year is best OK and reason?

I await an urgent response from de experts ..thanks

geezyk:
Na so I do 7 short trips inside ikeja yesterday morning till around 12, remain like 1hr to complete 6hrs total gross around 7k, I just order myself dey go house for 1k with bonus of 700 slept like a fool and woke up to over 7k bonus, na so I quick cash out, begin evening hustle again.

Soft and smart work my brother
Leave those lazy drivers