ahnie:


He would clock 8yrs August 15th this month.

HolySpiritFire:
Lol ! E be things oo

ahnie:
For days now he has been reminding about his incoming birthday which is August 15th this month,one wud think this was his ever first birthday.

Oh boy Yee!I'm so proud of myself,I never believe sai I go soon be 8yrs!oh boy see o,like play like play.with that his oversized arsenal jersey(ozil)no 10 shirt.

My problem with him,is his altitude of hiding his dirty boxers,I have warned him several times, whilst he loved wearing that boxers for days beats my imagination.

So I seized the boxer and gave him pants to be wearing.from his countenance one would see that he dislike pants.he would always argued that pants doesn't protect his **government**.it was later I figured it out that government meant his **private parts**.

I believed ogaga came with extra 7 hidden stomachs, because he's hardly ever satisfied.before he came,chisom and zino would hardly finished one and half big indomie belleful.

But with the arrival of king ogagaoghene...I ve increased it to 3 indomie belleful,and he wont still be satisfied.i told him to drink lots of water as water is very good for the system.

The first day he ate bread and bama mayornise it was Asif he just hit some sort of jackpot.

When I also made smoothie for them ogaga was all smiles,he said thank God say I don dey balance.

I'd be taking them this Sunday to cartege cinema along okpanam road before gabbs to see a movie I ve bn pre-warning him since that I don't want any drama,and he has bn promising me heaven on Earth how he's going to comport himself that I won't even notice his presence at-all.



'he say thank God say I don balance'
He don balance true true lol.

Need to really visit Warri to hear how they talk and interact over there....

It's a great story

ahnie:
My experience with my little nephew.pls pardon any typographical gbangaun.


Two weeks ago I bundled my two hyper active kids a boy named chisom and a girl(ewomazino) aged 6yrs and 4 yrs respectively to go spend the hols with my mum at Abraka.a small community housing Delta State University abraka one of the best University in the world.

As soon as we alighted from the bike,my little nephew ran towards us,greeted me,then hugged his cousins and shouted**mehn see packaging,see as una be like white witch,una foreign die...omo una too legit shuoooo!

I looked at him somehow,he took our luggages from us,then ushered us in...he started gisting with my kids.

Minutes later my mum breezed looking as if she has bn chased from where she went to...with her hair looking as if she has just escaped from being electrocuted.it may interest you to know that,my mum kan like to visit people a trait that I really dislike.

I hugged her...we exchanged pleasantries and gossiped a little ..I was in the bathroom showering when she informed me saying**abeg I get one mata wey I want go run.

Off she breezed out again ..in my mind I said,does this woman ever rest?
Moments later I went to get provisions and some Staples so as to stock up the house since I don't like being a burden to people and moreover my kids loves food,my boy of 4yrs has the appetite of an Australian lion.

He's not a glutton,boy he doesn't joke with food,his mumu button is food and he's on the chubby side.

So after several hours my mum came back again all sweaty...I just shook my head.we settled into the night as we arrived almost late.

The next day bn Monday,I freshed up then bid my kids bye...my mum insisted that I still Roger her something.i could remember when I arrived I gave her some money before I went out to get those provisions.

I pressed her small thing,then knelt down to please with her not to joke with my kids feeding routine.i know my mum too well.

My nephew (ogaga)was looking like a malnourished mane when I saw him and I was really pleased.qhen I asked my mum why ogaga was looking like that ..she said and I quote***if he too dey wack(eat)he no go get sense e go be like say him brain wear boxers.


BRB...low battery!

ahnie:
My experience with my little nephew.pls pardon any typographical gbangaun.

Bigredmachine:
Hmmmm normal thing wey we dey experience for area... Wetin come dey amaze OP now

snipesdam:
This ogaga truly acts like tegwolo character in House of Ajebo youtube skits. Very funny champion of warri

ahnie:

Yes o....I'd do my best.
I may likely post his pics on his birthday.
Good morning.

Plut01:
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Ogaga for BBN season 7

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maxjax: