ahnie:
I returned home yesterday day morning to see my kids forming activities.ziino was busy washing cleaned socks outside thereby wasting the baby n me soap bar.

Chisom was busy running round the compound idling away with the short mop brush.

King ogaga just finished mopping the entire house,and boy...it was better he had left the house the way it was,than doing what he did.

Ogaga na vibe. Warri slang dey sweet & you dey writer am wella. Welldone

Because in my tired state,I had to chased them away and fixed the mess they did
Chisom whose duty is to always clear the dishes after every meal and to sweep the kitchen said his brain told him to mop the already mopped kitchen.

Yesterday morning chisom spoilt the new table that was bought last week,he spoilt one of the chest of drawers compartment.

Their father didn't returned last night coman see torrent of tears.i had to bathe and fed them dinner then forced them to sleep cox I also needed lots of rest cox of the drugs I took.

3:41a.m,the dad just drove in now coming back from a very long distant journey several states from ours....I had to forced myself out of bed to let him in.

Immediately he entered they all woke up from sleep,rushed at him enquiring from him why he never showed up last night.

He explained to them,reached for his pouch and brought out balloons.whilst others were screaming**Balloons! Balloons**balloons***!

Ogaga was shouting **blowblo*blowblo**blowblo**blowblo.
Lolz!!!

ahnie:
My experience with my little nephew.pls pardon any typographical gbangaun.


Two weeks ago I bundled my two hyper active kids a boy named chisom and a girl(ewomazino) aged 6yrs and 4 yrs respectively to go spend the hols with my mum at Abraka.a small community housing Delta State University abraka one of the best University in the world.

As soon as we alighted from the bike,my little nephew ran towards us,greeted me,then hugged his cousins and shouted**mehn see packaging,see as una be like white witch,una foreign die...omo una too legit shuoooo!

I looked at him somehow,he took our luggages from us,then ushered us in...he started gisting with my kids.

Minutes later my mum breezed looking as if she has bn chased from where she went to...with her hair looking as if she has just escaped from being electrocuted.it may interest you to know that,my mum kan like to visit people a trait that I really dislike.

I hugged her...we exchanged pleasantries and gossiped a little ..I was in the bathroom showering when she informed me saying**abeg I get one mata wey I want go run.

Off she breezed out again ..in my mind I said,does this woman ever rest?
Moments later I went to get provisions and some Staples so as to stock up the house since I don't like being a burden to people and moreover my kids loves food,my boy of 4yrs has the appetite of an Australian lion.

He's not a glutton,boy he doesn't joke with food,his mumu button is food and he's on the chubby side.

So after several hours my mum came back again all sweaty...I just shook my head.we settled into the night as we arrived almost late.

The next day bn Monday,I freshed up then bid my kids bye...my mum insisted that I still Roger her something.i could remember when I arrived I gave her some money before I went out to get those provisions.

I pressed her small thing,then knelt down to please with her not to joke with my kids feeding routine.i know my mum too well.

My nephew (ogaga)was looking like a malnourished mane when I saw him and I was really pleased.qhen I asked my mum why ogaga was looking like that ..she said and I quote***if he too dey wack(eat)he no go get sense e go be like say him brain wear boxers.


BRB...low battery!

michael77777:
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omo na we-we for this nairaland...


nobody fit root me commit for this thread ....


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virginprincess:
That warri for you, very cool place filled with funny people.

ahnie:
I returned home yesterday day morning to see my kids forming activities.ziino was busy washing cleaned socks outside thereby wasting the baby n me soap bar.

Chisom was busy running round the compound idling away with the short mop brush.

King ogaga just finished mopping the entire house,and boy...it was better he had left the house the way it was,than doing what he did.

Because in my tired state,I had to chased them away and fixed the mess they did
Chisom whose duty is to always clear the dishes after every meal and to sweep the kitchen said his brain told him to mop the already mopped kitchen.

Yesterday morning chisom spoilt the new table that was bought last week,he spoilt one of the chest of drawers compartment.

Their father didn't returned last night coman see torrent of tears.i had to bathe and fed them dinner then forced them to sleep cox I also needed lots of rest cox of the drugs I took.

3:41a.m,the dad just drove in now coming back from a very long distant journey several states from ours....I had to forced myself out of bed to let him in.

Immediately he entered they all woke up from sleep,rushed at him enquiring from him why he never showed up last night.

He explained to them,reached for his pouch and brought out balloons.whilst others were screaming**Balloons! Balloons**balloons***!

Ogaga was shouting **blowblo*blowblo**blowblo**blowblo.
Lolz!!!

ahnie:
For days now he has been reminding about his incoming birthday which is August 15th this month,one wud think this was his ever first birthday.

Oh boy Yee!I'm so proud of myself,I never believe sai I go soon be 8yrs!oh boy see o,like play like play.with that his oversized arsenal jersey(ozil)no 10 shirt.

My problem with him,is his altitude of hiding his dirty boxers,I have warned him several times, whilst he loved wearing that boxers for days beats my imagination.

So I seized the boxer and gave him pants to be wearing.from his countenance one would see that he dislike pants.he would always argued that pants doesn't protect his **government**.it was later I figured it out that government meant his **private parts**.

I believed ogaga came with extra 7 hidden stomachs, because he's hardly ever satisfied.before he came,chisom and zino would hardly finished one and half big indomie belleful.

But with the arrival of king ogagaoghene...I ve increased it to 3 indomie belleful,and he wont still be satisfied.i told him to drink lots of water as water is very good for the system.

The first day he ate bread and bama mayornise it was Asif he just hit some sort of jackpot.

When I also made smoothie for them ogaga was all smiles,he said thank God say I don dey balance.

I'd be taking them this Sunday to cartege cinema along okpanam road before gabbs to see a movie I ve bn pre-warning him since that I don't want any drama,and he has bn promising me heaven on Earth how he's going to comport himself that I won't even notice his presence at-all.

Flames000:
Nairaland wetin na..

Na everything we dey put for front page?.

ahnie:


He would clock 8yrs August 15th this month.

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

KiNg0G:
too many exaggeration from the opp.

na only we area fit know.

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eedimo:

At least she acknowledged the typo in her opening...
Reading through the lines of your comment, I understand while you would remain a nairaland instructor.

Gabflex:
Ogaga and the kids are vibes mehn. Be like movie, warri I hail ooo, Abet help me tell ogaga say he get plenty lovers here

Ayula911:
Ok

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

urvillagepeoplee:
oga this rubbish trended years ago,how come it's new to you or are just waking up like superman in justice league ni??

Ayula911:

Na your business??

Ayula911:

Na your business??

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

Bobbyjay001:


mention me as well

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.