ahnie:

My elder bros child.his staying with my mum is confidential.

Your daughter is Chisom , is your hubby Igbo or Delta igbo?

virginprincess:
That warri for you, very cool place filled with funny people.

Very correct madam!! Warri is like being in a comedy theatre, everyone is on the movies!!

MyAmericandream:
Your daughter is Chisom , is your hubby Igbo or Delta igbo?

My daughter's name is ewomazino.
My husband is from Delta/anambra.

abraka one of the best University in the world


Abeg now. No carry reggae spoil your sweet blues story

Very funny boy, and you're doing a good job on him.

gidob:


Mehn your nephew pidgin, no be here o.
He must be fun to be with. I hope your pidgin rugged like that too.

That's the general pidgin everyone speaks in Warri...
That's why they are very entertaining...

Delta place is a place to chill for holiday....I schooled there for 4 years and abegg I miss their food especially starch and Ohwo soup

ahnie:

My daughter's name is ewomazino.
My husband is from Delta/anambra.

My apology, wanted to say your Son instead. But which one is Delta/ Anambra?

ahnie:
My experience with my little nephew.pls pardon any typographical gbangaun.


Two weeks ago I bundled my two hyper active kids a boy named chisom and a girl(ewomazino) aged 6yrs and 4 yrs respectively to go spend the hols with my mum at Abraka.a small community housing Delta State University abraka one of the best University in the world.

As soon as we alighted from the bike,my little nephew ran towards us,greeted me,then hugged his cousins and shouted**mehn see packaging,see as una be like white witch,una foreign die...omo una too legit shuoooo!

I looked at him somehow,he took our luggages from us,then ushered us in...he started gisting with my kids.

Minutes later my mum breezed looking as if she has bn chased from where she went to...with her hair looking as if she has just escaped from being electrocuted.it may interest you to know that,my mum kan like to visit people a trait that I really dislike.

I hugged her...we exchanged pleasantries and gossiped a little ..I was in the bathroom showering when she informed me saying**abeg I get one mata wey I want go run.

Off she breezed out again ..in my mind I said,does this woman ever rest?
Moments later I went to get provisions and some Staples so as to stock up the house since I don't like being a burden to people and moreover my kids loves food,my boy of 4yrs has the appetite of an Australian lion.

He's not a glutton,boy he doesn't joke with food,his mumu button is food and he's on the chubby side.

So after several hours my mum came back again all sweaty...I just shook my head.we settled into the night as we arrived almost late.

The next day bn Monday,I freshed up then bid my kids bye...my mum insisted that I still Roger her something.i could remember when I arrived I gave her some money before I went out to get those provisions.

I pressed her small thing,then knelt down to please with her not to joke with my kids feeding routine.i know my mum too well.

My nephew (ogaga)was looking like a malnourished mane when I saw him and I was really pleased.qhen I asked my mum why ogaga was looking like that ..she said and I quote***if he too dey wack(eat)he no go get sense e go be like say him brain wear boxers.


BRB...low battery!

These guy will make a good comedian

maxjax:
i still dey o....i see am say you na OG for nairaland .... founding fathers

Yes O we are the founding fathers of this forum; back then in the phones section.

ahnie:

My daughter's name is ewomazino.
My husband is from Delta/anambra.

Madam pls can you explain the bold.

i honestly don't understand what that means.

Lol

MyAmericandream:
My apology, wanted to say your Son instead. But which one is Delta/ Anambra?

Materna side(Delta igbo)
Paternal (anambra)

I'm an isoko woman hence my daughter bearing ewomazino.
Abbreviation(ZINO)

Minutes later my mum breezed looking as if she has bn chased from where she went to...with her hair looking as if she has just escaped from being electrocuted.

Abi were ni OP yi ni? She too dey badmouth & body-shame

All your story na wash like this man's own

I have a diary here....
AHNIE'S CHRONICLE.you can follow up for continuation.

Thank you all for your likes and nice words.lalasticlala I promise to nack you one chilled bottle Dulux paint.

ahnie:

Materna side(Delta igbo)
Paternal (anambra)

I'm an isoko woman hence my daughter bearing ewomazino.
Abbreviation(ZINO)

Oh I see, I'm half Kwale , half uhrobo though. I clearly understand were Ewoma came from.

ahnie:
For days now he has been reminding about his incoming birthday which is August 15th this month,one wud think this was his ever first birthday.

Oh boy Yee!I'm so proud of myself,I never believe sai I go soon be 8yrs!oh boy see o,like play like play.with that his oversized arsenal jersey(ozil)no 10 shirt.

My problem with him,is his altitude of hiding his dirty boxers,I have warned him several times, whilst he loved wearing that boxers for days beats my imagination.

So I seized the boxer and gave him pants to be wearing.from his countenance one would see that he dislike pants.he would always argued that pants doesn't protect his **government**.it was later I figured it out that government meant his **private parts**.

I believed ogaga came with extra 7 hidden stomachs, because he's hardly ever satisfied.before he came,chisom and zino would hardly finished one and half big indomie belleful.

But with the arrival of king ogagaoghene...I ve increased it to 3 indomie belleful,and he wont still be satisfied.i told him to drink lots of water as water is very good for the system.

The first day he ate bread and bama mayornise it was Asif he just hit some sort of jackpot.

When I also made smoothie for them ogaga was all smiles,he said thank God say I don dey balance.

I'd be taking them this Sunday to cartege cinema along okpanam road before gabbs to see a movie I ve bn pre-warning him since that I don't want any drama,and he has bn promising me heaven on Earth how he's going to comport himself that I won't even notice his presence at-all.

Augut 15th , my daughter birthday

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las las we don hit front page!.



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haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

You could have said this diplomatically. No need to be too blunt.

MyAmericandream:
Your daughter is Chisom , is your hubby Igbo or Delta igbo?

My son's name is chisom.my daughters name is Zino.
My husband is an igbo man.
His mum is Delta igbo
His Dad is from anambra state.

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

At least she acknowledged the typo in her opening...
Reading through the lines of your comment, I understand while you would remain a nairaland instructor.

ahnie:
I have a diary here....
AHNIE'S CHRONICLE.you can follow up for continuation.

Thank you all for your likes and nice words.lalasticlala I promise to nack you one chilled bottle Dulux paint.

You mean right here ¿

ODUWOLE TOSIN MATHEW IS A SCAMMER. GUY AVOID HIM. POLICE ARE AFTER HIM NOW

SEND MONEY FOR DATA TO HIM. HE DIDN'T RESPOND AGAIN.
This is his whatsapp image

ahnie:
My experience with my little nephew.pls pardon any typographical gbangaun.


Two weeks ago I bundled my two hyper active kids a boy named chisom and a girl(ewomazino) aged 6yrs and 4 yrs respectively to go spend the hols with my mum at Abraka.a small community housing Delta State University abraka one of the best University in the world.

As soon as we alighted from the bike,my little nephew ran towards us,greeted me,then hugged his cousins and shouted**mehn see packaging,see as una be like white witch,una foreign die...omo una too legit shuoooo!

I looked at him somehow,he took our luggages from us,then ushered us in...he started gisting with my kids.

Minutes later my mum breezed looking as if she has bn chased from where she went to...with her hair looking as if she has just escaped from being electrocuted.it may interest you to know that,my mum kan like to visit people a trait that I really dislike.

I hugged her...we exchanged pleasantries and gossiped a little ..I was in the bathroom showering when she informed me saying**abeg I get one mata wey I want go run.

Off she breezed out again ..in my mind I said,does this woman ever rest?
Moments later I went to get provisions and some Staples so as to stock up the house since I don't like being a burden to people and moreover my kids loves food,my boy of 4yrs has the appetite of an Australian lion.

He's not a glutton,boy he doesn't joke with food,his mumu button is food and he's on the chubby side.

So after several hours my mum came back again all sweaty...I just shook my head.we settled into the night as we arrived almost late.

The next day bn Monday,I freshed up then bid my kids bye...my mum insisted that I still Roger her something.i could remember when I arrived I gave her some money before I went out to get those provisions.

I pressed her small thing,then knelt down to please with her not to joke with my kids feeding routine.i know my mum too well.

My nephew (ogaga)was looking like a malnourished mane when I saw him and I was really pleased.qhen I asked my mum why ogaga was looking like that ..she said and I quote***if he too dey wack(eat)he no go get sense e go be like say him brain wear boxers.


BRB...low battery!

Best wetin, delsu best in the world and e no dey top 30 university for Nigeria Abi u don high on codeine

Interesting

ahnie:
This morning chisom woke up,greet his dad then came to the kitchen to greet me,as I had already prepared pap since I wud be leaving the house early to return back by 9am.

Ogaga woke up greeted me and sat close to me few minutes later he and chisom engaged in a very meaningless conversation.

Ogaga....chisom you know say fowl no be chicken?but chicken na fowl!

Chisom... looking very confused and trying to make a point reiterated...
No ogaga chicken na fowl naa+slightly sounding irritated)

Ogaga still obviously wants to proof a point pushed his luck further saying...
Chisom see,why I say fowl no be chicken be say,if them fry ham na chicken,but if them no fry ham na fowl.

Fowl naim be the one wey dey Waka yangayanga(free movement)for Ekoro.
Ekoro is a street slangs roads/streets/hidden places.
But Chicken na the one wey dey for cage.chisom you don understand na abi.?

Their father had to tell both of them to shut their loose that chicken is fowl and fowl is chicken.
Left to me...I'd leave them to argue till them tire.

Chisom...asked his dad,daddy if chicken is fowl and fowl is chicken,then what is egg.





Lalasticlala oya float me to front page.
Good morning.

Chisom na Chicken Ogaga na fowl. Last last all na for chop.

mrblessed:
Disjointed but extremely hilarious.

There's nothing disjointed about it, unless you don't know what that means.

ahnie:

My daughter's name is ewomazino.
My husband is from Delta/anambra.

Mummy noting like delta Anambra but Delta Igbo mummy chisom

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

Point of correction the post is in pidgin with a sprinkle of English