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How To Really-actually Prevent Quick Ejaculation 101 For Men by brianromel(m): 5:17pm On Aug 25, 2021
See bros

Make we no lie to ourselves

We all de like claim to He men, Jazz men, Super men, Stud, King Pin, Oga Boss
Particularly way knack de involved.

We de like brag how we take do am like say we wan kill person

But the truth be say, As men, one time or the other, we all must fall for premature ejaculation.

Whether you be Soldier, Wrestler, Ramsin Noah, Usain bolt, Porn star or that Calabar boy we de the next compound.

There will always be times, when mini-me(or mini-you) will want something so bad, but once it gets, it just explode. shocked

It has happened many times to me and to manymen here.

That said,

There are some ways handed down by our ancestors, from ancient text written on hidden manuscripts and cave paints that reveal how you can get over come it cry

Ancient my foot. angry

Guy seriously

You don't need to bring down the internet or pay some shady dude for a "How to" on "ejaculation prevention"

Because sometimes, Its as easy as calming down and coming small.

Thats it.

But if you need notes

Then let me provide.

Prepare Long note book

1. Be Calming Down when you see woman way you wan enter

This will really helpyou think rationallly, while making your body behave right.

You see, If you get too sexually excited, there is a 98.019% chance that your grenade will explode on impact

Why

Simple, your just to excited about the possibly that junior is about devour that lushious beautiful babelicious chick in front of you, your mind is showing ways to do it that will make you mom disown you on the spot.

Your body is pumping some much fluid and emzymes, that it all has to release some how, thus, when you put it into her, mini-you will just say "Payload released" and "Mission Complete"

What do you do.

Try and be calming down

What did i say

Try And Be Calming Down


Next



2. Come small small

This one is hard initially but easy when you get the hang of it.

When you enter heaven, come small, then small, then... (you get the idea)

Truth be told i did know about this till later later.

And its exactily as it means, come... small... smalll...

So if you couldn't calm yourself down, Then the next best this.

I will explain it in a short story

Imagine this

You and her just entered the room and shut the door (ofcourse nah, else nah movie una wan act for boys).

Your engage in some clothes exchange with the ground or bed, next una arrange, as you prepare mini-you to enter heaven.

mini-you is primed for release, as you enter

let the grenade explode, yes you heard me.

Let it explode small (as in banger [peair], not bomb blast[kaboom])

As it explodes, you mind will begin to calm down, you know what i mean.

That feeling when your like aaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhaaaeeeeeeeeeeh, while the explosion is happening

If you ever took time to notice before, where your at aaaarrrrrrrrr, you have no control. But, as you enter hhh---hhhaaae,

You mind begins to clear and your senses return and you body begins to calm down and you notice you have come and things are going badly, you are feeling shame for coming early and you just let the rest of the eeeeeeeeeh happen.

Now pause

Notice you noticed that you have come and you noticed (again with noticing) that you just failed your mission (released)

Now next time you are in the hhh---hhhaaae zone, and you begin to notice, stop yourself from coming, if not, stop yourself from finishing coming (hauw).

Then Keep mini-you there and HODL(for the cryto boys,), no move oh, just hold am like you de hold piss tongue
It can feel like eternity(actually its above 15secs, but at that time it feels like 2 days).

Once your calm, you will notice, mini-you going down, but not as fast as usual, more like his about to loose interest.

If you are at this point, then "start you engines"- start pumping, move your waist and keep pumping, as an added boast begin to pay attention to the ladies body parts that drew you to get started on this mission.

And just like that you back in the game and going for the win.

The downside to this option is two folds

One
You may surprise yourself and over do it, due to lack of initial sensation down there as you ride the hardness with minimal sensation.

Two
You will have a hard mini-you, but a lack of interest to continue the game (side advantage, some women may want to help you continue by giving h..d. till date i don't no,why but i kid you not, that what happens to me each time)


So those are my two tried and tested options to help you overcome quick peow peow

I these two fail for you

Don't work, i have another ultimate one i use.

but will not share yet.

P.s Other guys who have other options, please share oh

Who knows someone might actually have my "Ultimate option" already.

Sayonara guy sama

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Re: How To Really-actually Prevent Quick Ejaculation 101 For Men by cj1080(m): 3:07pm On Aug 26, 2021
brianromel:
See bros

Make we no lie to ourselves

We all de like claim to He men, Jazz men, Super men, Stud, King Pin, Oga Boss
Particularly way knack de involved.

We de like brag how we take do am like say we wan kill person

But the truth be say, As men, one time or the other, we all must fall for premature ejaculation.

Whether you be Soldier, Wrestler, Ramsin Noah, Usain bolt, Porn star or that Calabar boy we de the next compound.

There will always be times, when mini-me(or mini-you) will want something so bad, but once it gets, it just explode. shocked

It has happened many times to me and to manymen here.

That said,

There are some ways handed down by our ancestors, from ancient text written on hidden manuscripts and cave paints that reveal how you can get over come it cry

Ancient my foot. angry

Guy seriously

You don't need to bring down the internet or pay some shady dude for a "How to" on "ejaculation prevention"

Because sometimes, Its as easy as calming down and coming small.

Thats it.

But if you need notes

Then let me provide.

Prepare Long note book

1. Be Calming Down when you see woman way you wan enter

This will really helpyou think rationallly, while making your body behave right.

You see, If you get too sexually excited, there is a 98.019% chance that your grenade will explode on impact

Why

Simple, your just to excited about the possibly that junior is about devour that lushious beautiful babelicious chick in front of you, your mind is showing ways to do it that will make you mom disown you on the spot.

Your body is pumping some much fluid and emzymes, that it all has to release some how, thus, when you put it into her, mini-you will just say "Payload released" and "Mission Complete"

What do you do.

Try and be calming down

What did i say

Try And Be Calming Down


Next



2. Come small small

This one is hard initially but easy when you get the hang of it.

When you enter heaven, come small, then small, then... (you get the idea)

Truth be told i did know about this till later later.

And its exactily as it means, come... small... smalll...

So if you couldn't calm yourself down, Then the next best this.

I will explain it in a short story

Imagine this

You and her just entered the room and shut the door (ofcourse nah, else nah movie una wan act for boys).

Your engage in some clothes exchange with the ground or bed, next una arrange, as you prepare mini-you to enter heaven.

mini-you is primed for release, as you enter

let the grenade explode, yes you heard me.

Let it explode small (as in banger [peair], not bomb blast[kaboom])

As it explodes, you mind will begin to calm down, you know what i mean.

That feeling when your like aaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhaaaeeeeeeeeeeh, while the explosion is happening

If you ever took time to notice before, where your at aaaarrrrrrrrr, you have no control. But, as you enter hhh---hhhaaae,

You mind begins to clear and your senses return and you body begins to calm down and you notice you have come and things are going badly, you are feeling shame for coming early and you just let the rest of the eeeeeeeeeh happen.

Now pause

Notice you noticed that you have come and you noticed (again with noticing) that you just failed your mission (released)

Now next time you are in the hhh---hhhaaae zone, and you begin to notice, stop yourself from coming, if not, stop yourself from finishing coming (hauw).

Then Keep mini-you there and HODL(for the cryto boys,), no move oh, just hold am like you de hold piss tongue
It can feel like eternity(actually its above 15secs, but at that time it feels like 2 days).

Once your calm, you will notice, mini-you going down, but not as fast as usual, more like his about to loose interest.

If you are at this point, then "start you engines"- start pumping, move your waist and keep pumping, as an added boast begin to pay attention to the ladies body parts that drew you to get started on this mission.

And just like that you back in the game and going for the win.

The downside to this option is two folds

One
You may surprise yourself and over do it, due to lack of initial sensation down there as you ride the hardness with minimal sensation.

Two
You will have a hard mini-you, but a lack of interest to continue the game (side advantage, some women may want to help you continue by giving h..d. till date i don't no,why but i kid you not, that what happens to me each time)


So those are my two tried and tested options to help you overcome quick peow peow

I these two fail for you

Don't work, i have another ultimate one i use.

but will not share yet.

P.s Other guys who have other options, please share oh

Who knows someone might actually have my "Ultimate option" already.

Sayonara guy sama

Laugh no gree me.

iBut for serious oh, that come small one de work for me.

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