Here is mine.



It was 11pm in the evening, i was fast asleep when my aunt woke me up that she craves for a yam sauce. After cooking for close to an hour, i served her the yam sauce. She ate just about 3-4 spoons out of the sauce and thereafter, requested i convert the yam sauce to poridge yam.

God!!!

Omo, local man started preparing yam poridge at about 12am in the morning, just to satisfy her, considering her condition.

At about 12:45, i was done cooking. I served her the yam poridge but she rejected saying her baby craves for bean cake (akara). I told her i can't grant her what she is requesting for because as at that time, it was almost 1:30 am. Guess what? She legit started crying (lol).

Local man can not can na, i left her and went to sleep, you can't come and be stressing me untop pregnacy that is not mine.

Please share yours if you've got any.

Pregnant women that will useless your life with errands?

Well, my own is after delivery.

I didn't visit my sis when she delivered cos I wasn't around...

When I came in, after a lil time.. I don't know what she wanted to go and buy. She gave me the small uncle to feed.

Feeding that uncle was the slowest moment of my life.

He will still vomit it.

I nearly give am slap.

The thing pained me.

I spent up to two years feeding that guy I won't lie.


I hail all women who do this.

#Bows.

chatinent:
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chatinent:
I didn't visit my sis when she delivered cos I wasn't around...

When I came in, after a lil time.. I don't know what she wanted to go and buy. She gave me the small uncle to feed.

Feeding that uncle was the slowest moment of my life.

He will still vomit it.

I nearly give am slap.

The thing pained me.

I spent up to two years feeding that guy I won't lie.

I hail all women who do this.

#Bows.

Feeding small uncles and aunts no be small work I swear, but it's fun.

I love watching how they open that their small mouth

Jeon:


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Fatimine.✌️

BeeBeeOoh:
Feeding small uncles and aunts no be small work I swear, but it's fun.

I love watching how they open that their small mouth

E better make I dey cook for wifey, buy her things, go market, clean house. I can't just can't.

chatinent:


E better make I dey cook for wifey, buy her things, go market, clean house. I can't just can't.

You can can when jungle matures, just start learning how can you can now

My nephew and his wife relocated from Lagos back to Delta state about 9 months ago....And she was pregnant...The whole wahala started when she developed the attitude of constant spitting.....I couldn't take it any longer,so I had to confront my bro and told him to warn his wife to at least limit the way she spits around . Mennnnnnnn,I never knew that was even the less among her Problems...The moment she promised to limit her spitting,na then she resume work for vomiting .

Watching how my bro was fed up and frustrated,I go just dey say to myself--"oboy,so one day one day I go learn how to tolerate all these kind nonsense from one banny too

BeeBeeOoh:
You can can when jungle matures, just start learning how can you can now

Okay one time my aunty was pregnant she said, she wanted to eat egwusi soup so I prepared it for her, Only for the woman to tell me that she wants sour egwusi soup,

Meh had to dip hand into the soup to enable it sour, naso madam just sit down for floor download the food finish

I was like tueh I can't do this

Local man was a fresh out secondary school, got a cleaning job in a bank on Lagos island. A newly married pregnant lady- a full time staff there, works there too. One cool afternoon like that, aunty called local man to get her meat pie+ chicken burritos+ spaghetti from Sweet Sensation on Broad street, then go ahead to get Yamarita from TFC or Ofada rice from Chicken Republic on Marina street. I said jokingly "ma'am, is that not too much?", aunty replied she's craving them and very hungry and I should get whatever I will eat too. I said okay and left with her debit card.

Approximately 25minutes later, I was back and informed her, that her food's on the table in the common room. She asked me what I got for myself and I replied "bread and egg". Leeeeemao, that's how aunty start begging me to give her bread and egg, that I should take all her own order from restaurant I weak that day. She even gave me extra 2k, coz I allowed her eat my food and didn't make her own food to waste. Aunty Ope if you're seeing this, I miss you sure sis paaaaaaahhhh

God bless my wife, the most uncomplicated woman in the world. Handled her pregnancies like a champ.

Sometimes God really chooses for people. He knows I'm not cut out for drama.

billynoni:
Local man was a fresh out secondary school, got a cleaning job in a bank on Lagos island. A newly married pregnant lady- a full time staff there, works there too. One cool afternoon like that, aunty called local man to get her meat pie+ chicken burritos+ spaghetti from Sweet Sensation on Broad street, then go ahead to get Yamarita from TFC or Ofada rice from Chicken Republic on Marina street. I said jokingly "ma'am, is that not too much?", aunty replied she's craving them and very hungry and I should get whatever I will eat too. I said okay and left with her debit card.

Approximately 25minutes later, I was back and informed her, that her food's on the table in the common room. She asked me what I got for myself and I replied "bread and egg". Leeeeemao, that's how aunty start begging me to give her bread and egg, that I should take all her own order from restaurant I weak that day. She even gave me extra 2k, coz I allowed her eat my food and didn't make her own food to waste. Aunty Ope if you're seeing this, I miss you sure sis paaaaaaahhhh

billynoni:
Local man was a fresh out secondary school, got a cleaning job in a bank on Lagos island. A newly married pregnant lady- a full time staff there, works there too. One cool afternoon like that, aunty called local man to get her meat pie+ chicken burritos+ spaghetti from Sweet Sensation on Broad street, then go ahead to get Yamarita from TFC or Ofada rice from Chicken Republic on Marina street. I said jokingly "ma'am, is that not too much?", aunty replied she's craving them and very hungry and I should get whatever I will eat too. I said okay and left with her debit card.

Approximately 25minutes later, I was back and informed her, that her food's on the table in the common room. She asked me what I got for myself and I replied "bread and egg". Leeeeemao, that's how aunty start begging me to give her bread and egg, that I should take all her own order from restaurant I weak that day. She even gave me extra 2k, coz I allowed her eat my food and didn't make her own food to waste. Aunty Ope if you're seeing this, I miss you sure sis paaaaaaahhhh

Na em be say
Wahala still plenty up front oo

seankafor:
Na em be say
Wahala still plenty up front oo

Wahala be like pregnancy cravings lol

FP loading

chatinent:
Pregnant women that will useless your life with errands?

Well, my own is after delivery.

I didn't visit my sis when she delivered cos I wasn't around...

When I came in, after a lil time.. I don't know what she wanted to go and buy. She gave me the small uncle to feed.

Feeding that uncle was the slowest moment of my life.

He will still vomit it.

I nearly give am slap.

The thing pained me.

I spent up to two years feeding that guy I won't lie.


I hail all women who do this.

#Bows.

Patience. It takes patience. They are little humans that consume slowly at first. A woman can sit and breastfeed for 45mins. It can be tiring and confining.

Lol...the men really try. I know of someone who left surulere to abule egba at 10pm looking for masa for his pregnant wife.

Me.I couldn't just disturb my husband when he would get back home tired to go out and start looking for something. Make man pikin rest.

then ,my wife can sleep inside sun from morning till night

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Pregnant women too get wahala, I swear!

Funny peeps up there

Lmao

Lol

Honestly, majority of what OP wrote there, my wife never exhibits any of them, so when I see pregnant women saying that I just laugh hard....

The only think I feel my wife exhibit is headache between her first 3 month and she can even take her bath like 20 times a day, midnight she can bath like 7times before morning

God bless our pregnant women and make them deliever safely and also bless women who are looking up to God for fruit of the womb (Amen)

WTF