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Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 11:29pm On Sep 29, 2021
Nairalanders pls i seriously need hep oo, its like all the red pilled threads have been reading here is not working at all.
Its always easier to bash guys with simping attitudes on their tread while in reality will act worse if reverse happens to be the case. My sincere apologies to guys have bashed pls forgive me.

Imagine inviting a lady all the way from anambra to Delta, after all the spendings, eating and drinking during the day, later at night weh i feel its time for action she told me that she wants to sleep that i should not disturb her, even odinary bobby she no allow me sulk. This is someone i sent 4k for tfare oo and equally bought goodies weh she eat this night. Am pained right now. We met on fb and became friends for like 6months and she was all nice b4 inviting her.
My question here is what was she thinking before leaving her state down here, abi she left her state to Delta just to eat my little cash and sleep?
As am typing right now shes snoring beside me after consuming 3 superpack indomines and 3 eggs. Mind you this is not the first time this kind of situation is happening oo,whennits time for action a little resistance from them i will just free them.
Am soo bitter. I deserve all the insult in the world provided am helped.
Lalasticlala pls help me.
Forgive my typographical errors pls, am not happy, abi do i force her?

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 11:41pm On Sep 29, 2021
My mom bike is bad, if i had given her half the sum have spent i think she would ha thanked n prayed for me sad sad

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Iniobong34: 11:41pm On Sep 29, 2021
So u cant invite a girl over without banging her? My advice for u is to be patient maybe she is just testing u

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by OB7Foreva(m): 11:43pm On Sep 29, 2021
Wake her by 230am n show her the door

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by ahnie: 11:58pm On Sep 29, 2021
She's even a cheapskate imagine because she ate 3 eggs and 3 super packs noodles,no be say na belleful she eat sef!you come get mind wan knack someone's daughter.

The girl sef na low budget girl...she should have ordered for 5 big indomie hungryman packs,6 sardines,8 eggs and 16 corned beef.

I hope she came with her transport fare, if not because from the way you're sounding e bi like say na jog she go jog from Delta cross river niger bridge.

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by ahnie: 12:03am On Sep 30, 2021
Drsnives:
My mom bike is bad, if i had given her half the sum have spent i think she would ha thanked n prayed for me sad sad
My dear... something must kill a man.
Take heart!

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Kobojunkie: 12:09am On Sep 30, 2021
Drsnives:
Imagine inviting a lady all the way from anambra to Delta, after all the spendings, eating and drinking during the day, later at night weh i feel its time for action she told me that she wants to sleep that i should not disturb her, even odinary bobby she no allow me sulk. This is someone i sent 4k for tfare oo and equally bought goodies weh she eat this night. Am pained right now. We met on fb and became friends for like 6months and she was all nice b4 inviting her.
My question here is what was she thinking before leaving her state down here, abi she left her state to Delta just to eat my little cash and sleep?
When you invited her over, did you inform her that she was coming over to have sex with you? undecided

Or are you of the delusion that because she accepted your invitation, she owes you sex and a BJ? undecided

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by chatinent: 12:10am On Sep 30, 2021
The month of SIMptember finishes today.


In another news, flee from fornication!

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Herrulez: 12:16am On Sep 30, 2021
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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Lilsameey: 12:18am On Sep 30, 2021
chatinent:
The month of SIMptember finishes today.


In another news, flee from fornication!
,.. There's nothing like Simptember, it's no simp September actually,..
Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Disturb: 12:19am On Sep 30, 2021
Don't give her anything to go back.... Stand your ground as a man and tell her she f'up

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 1:31am On Sep 30, 2021
ahnie:
She's even a cheapskate imagine because she ate 3 eggs and 3 super packs noodles,no be say na belleful she eat sef!you come get mind wan knack someone's daughter.

The girl sef na low budget girl...she should have ordered for 5 big indomie hungryman packs,6 sardines,8 eggs and 16 corned beef.

I hope she came with her transport fare, if not because from the way you're sounding e bi like say na jog she go jog from Delta cross river niger bridge.

I sent 5k as tfare mr man.

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 1:35am On Sep 30, 2021
Kobojunkie:
When you invited her over, did you inform her that she was coming over to have sex with you? undecided

Or are you of the delusion that because she accepted your invitation, she owes you sex and a BJ? undecided
I clearly told her oo that I can't sleep on the same bed with a someone who am not related by blood and nothing eill hapen that something must happen, she sais ok but i shouldn't expect much. Cos i was open to her about my soft nature, the few hours she has soent here she saw how my neighbors has access to my stuff's without any no from me maybe that's why she tot am a complete fool. Make day break

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 1:36am On Sep 30, 2021
Iniobong34:
So u cant invite a girl over without banging her? My advice for u is to be patient maybe she is just testing u
Till now oo she no still gree,. She has awoken the beast in me. You guys should wait for update cos clearly she will depend on me for tfare back too.
Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 1:38am On Sep 30, 2021
OB7Foreva:
Wake her by 230am n show her the door
Bros just stay tuned and wait for shocking update
Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 1:40am On Sep 30, 2021
ahnie:

My dear... something must kill a man.
Take heart!
The remaining 15k in my wallet will be spent wisely. Am going to have the last laugh, she must treak back to wherever she came from i swear i won't disturb her . Make day break

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Drsnives(m): 1:42am On Sep 30, 2021
Disturb:
Don't give her anything to go back.... Stand your ground as a man and tell her she f'up
Thanks bros, the beast in me is awoken already. I will updated this thread make day break.

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Kobojunkie: 2:09am On Sep 30, 2021
Drsnives:

I clearly told her oo that I can't sleep on the same bed with a someone who am not related by blood and nothing eill hapen that something must happen, she sais ok but i shouldn't expect much. Cos i was open to her about my soft nature, the few hours she has soent here she saw how my neighbors has access to my stuff's without any no from me maybe that's why she tot am a complete fool. Make day break
How does the statement in bold mean you expect her to pay your "kindness" with sex? I am trying to understand whether she came to you as a call girl with a previous agreement or somethingundecided

Your neighbors accessing your stuff does not really mean much since that does not mean you are a pushover, or is that what that means to you? undecided

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Nobody: 2:37am On Sep 30, 2021
Hmmm.......

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Koralords: 3:43am On Sep 30, 2021
What ever you do,don’t ever force a lady

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by ahnie: 3:55am On Sep 30, 2021
Drsnives:

I sent 5k as tfare mr man.
NAIRALAND resident obi cubana!

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by galantjoe(m): 5:07am On Sep 30, 2021
Before you invite any Facebook friend always remind her before her coming that you people are going to have sex. Make sure she says YES. Don't accept "when I come first" . Demand her YES answer before her coming


That is how it works for red pill or alpha men

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Dliquidmetal(m): 5:15am On Sep 30, 2021
[quote author=Drsnives ][/quote] [b][/b]If you treat this hoes like a star you would get treated as a fan,place her on that pedestal and shed look down on you from where you placed her,treat them like dirt and they'd stick to you.
Being nice to women gets you just used,have an abundance mindset......

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Kobojunkie: 5:17am On Sep 30, 2021
galantjoe:
Before you invite any Facebook friend always remind her before her coming that you people are going to have sex you like what you see. Make sure she says YES. Don't accept when I come first. Demand her YES answer.

That is how it works for red pill or alpha men
And the when she arrives, even if she says no at that point, your red man take what he wanfs from her regardless? undecided
Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Maddie2(f): 5:17am On Sep 30, 2021
Maybe she just needs to spend more time with you to be comfortable. Sex doesn't always happens in the first date.

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by bepositive11: 5:24am On Sep 30, 2021
Drsnives:

Learn to be direct and honest

If you only wanted her to come and have sex, you should have told her directly

You're complaining now and talking about how she has awoken the beast in you. Instead of blaming her, look at your own actions

The problem with these red pill men is they blame women for everything. They never take responsibility for their own wrong doings

Next time, learn to communicate directly instead of hoping that she would read your mind

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by Iniobong34: 6:55am On Sep 30, 2021
Drsnives:

Till now oo she no still gree,. She has awoken the beast in me. You guys should wait for update cos clearly she will depend on me for tfare back too.
Lol, we da wait bro

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by MufasaLion: 7:10am On Sep 30, 2021
ahnie:
She's even a cheapskate imagine because she ate 3 eggs and 3 super packs noodles,no be say na belleful she eat sef!you come get mind wan knack someone's daughter.

The girl sef na low budget girl...she should have ordered for 5 big indomie hungryman packs,6 sardines,8 eggs and 16 corned beef.

I hope she came with her transport fare, if not because from the way you're sounding e bi like say na jog she go jog from Delta cross river niger bridge.


Please include hotdog and cartons of yogurt to her order because this foolish dude deserves to be drained financially.

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by StPete: 7:10am On Sep 30, 2021
Drsnives:

The remaining 15k in my wallet will be spent wisely. Am going to have the last laugh, she must treak back to wherever she came from i swear i won't disturb her . Make day break

Be deceiving yasef. Person wey don collect tfare wey cover her to and fro already. How do y'all even send monies to women before they come visiting? That shit beats my imagination. I have invited girls from Kano, Niger, Calabar and Delta and so many other neighboring States all the way down to Lagos and I didn't send shishi to nobody. They came, we fvcked and then I credited them. I only paid flight return fare for the chick in Calabar cos she spent 2 weeks with me.

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by MufasaLion: 7:12am On Sep 30, 2021
You are probably a fool. How could you invite a lady over and expect her to have sex with you? So you were expecting her to trade her pussy for whatever you spent on her?

There was no prior agreement of sex before she came and after she arrived. Also, she didn't even find you sexually attractive enough.

Please, stop this mentality. It might tempt you to rape one day. Be careful!

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by MufasaLion: 7:13am On Sep 30, 2021
bepositive11:


Learn to be direct and honest

If you only wanted her to come and have sex, you should have told her directly

You're complaining now and talking about how she has awoken the beast in you. Instead of blaming her, look at your own actions

The problem with these red pill men is they blame women for everything. They never take responsibility for their own wrong doings

Next time, learn to communicate directly instead of hoping that she would read your mind

Damn straight!

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Re: Am A Simp That Needs Help by nuggarito: 7:22am On Sep 30, 2021
People just abusing the privilege of being a red piller.

Not all first meetings must lead to sex unless there's an agreement before hand. That you have being friends on fb no mean say her pussy na your right.
Most of guys no dey use brain, when these gender plays you a visit , first and foremost be a gentleman, remove mind for sex,make her comfortable, very comfortable be sincere, believe me on her next visit she go even rape you.
Everything na gesture and patience.
Be an alpha and stop simping like a pussy

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