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Funny Break Up Lines by kinglaxon(op): 6:43pm On Oct 01, 2021
Evening all!
And so I made a comment on a thread about break up..
And I remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, I just had to smile..

He said. " [Precious, I have to break up with you because I want to serve God more and I can't do that with you"

So, share any break up line that was funny to you, lets have fun!
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Bigredmachine: 6:51pm On Oct 01, 2021
Bebe how far na, e be like say... We go Waka go out separate ways o...

E get the ways things take dey this period, just Waka make I find way balance my side
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Obaxxx(m): 6:55pm On Oct 01, 2021
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You know I'm always busy in school,so I think we should give each other some space so that I can focus on my studies undecided

Mennnnnnnn,I just laughed....You mean you wanna give me space because of say you wanna focus on your studies....The same school wey I finish from abi na another one? undecided

I no gree for that One undecided

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by brosom(m): 6:57pm On Oct 01, 2021
No words,

No quarrel,

No argument,

Nothing at all but silence.

That moment I knew it was over grin.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by ESANMEA(f): 6:58pm On Oct 01, 2021
kinglaxon:
Evening all!
And so I made a comment on a thread about break up..
And I remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, I just had to smile..

He said. " [Precious, I have to break up with you because I want to serve God more and I can't do that with you"

So, share any break up line that was funny to you, lets have fun!
Wow! Nothing really new under the sun.. Mine was similar..
He said "I need to focus more on God".. Same person wey I dey beg to go church..
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by KingDash: 7:03pm On Oct 01, 2021
babe I don tire to dey chop your food, I won try other girls food too.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by MufasaLion: 7:04pm On Oct 01, 2021
I don't breakup. I ghost!
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by mumumugu(m): 7:07pm On Oct 01, 2021
I have decided to join seminary and be a revrend so no marriage.



Seminary school no give me admission so no need.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by ESANMEA(f): 7:12pm On Oct 01, 2021
brosom:
No words,

No quarrel,

No argument,

Nothing at all but silence.

That moment I knew it was over grin.
That's what they call "ghosting"
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Demigod22: 8:51pm On Oct 01, 2021
Me: What do you think about our relationship?

Her: I don't know, no matter how I tried, I still see you like just a friend.

Me: So we only dated for one week?( I carry myself comot from the relationship).
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