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Dirty Pick Up Lines �� by Oluwamuyiwa32: 8:55pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard. If you're feeling down, I can feel you up. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them! There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!" I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in. Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick. Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass. You know what I like in a girl? My dick. Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza? Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them. Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass. Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby? You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass. Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick. Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your ass. Can I read your t-shirt in braille? Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. Just remember: To you, I am a virgin. What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around! I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari. Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then? 1 Like |
Re: Dirty Pick Up Lines �� by tillaman(m): 9:37pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
definitely gonna try this out some chic Skag or classy any one Thanks mate |
Re: Dirty Pick Up Lines �� by Clinghton: 9:43pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
Are you a trash, because I would love to take you out. |
Re: Dirty Pick Up Lines �� by Sacrosanct12(m): 10:17pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
Most of these lines if tried with a Nigerian girl will become awkward. |
Re: Dirty Pick Up Lines �� by Akwaibomdude(m): 10:45pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
Nigerian love format doesn't support this |
Re: Dirty Pick Up Lines �� by illicit(m): 1:47am On Aug 11, 2022 |
Some local girls won't get it I once asked a girl if she was mad at me She thought I called her weyrey (mad) |
Re: Dirty Pick Up Lines �� by Oluwamuyiwa32: 3:17am On Aug 11, 2022 |
illicit:Funny 1 Like |
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