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Dickson3:

So true.


The first time I had a porn material, I was in Jss 3 or SS1. It was a magazine, a popular one but can't remember the name. It use to be filled with erotic stories and some semi-nude images. I bought and kept it in my bag at home. I didn't know what my mum was looking for and she say it and confronted me. That was when I respected my lieing skills. Thinking how not to be caught, I quickly told her it belonged to a friend/seatmate of mine called Christopher. Prior, I had already painted a picture to my mum that Christopher was a bad boy, so the narrative fitted. I believe she actually believed me cause I was the good guy. She warned me to return it to him the next day. I just simply hide it in a better location and for many years I kept it. Must have read it like a thousand times. �

i926:
Hints & Hearts magazine
Better Lover magazine

BadRadio:
You started watching porn from SS1... a naughty friend of urs came to class with a porn VCD and u had to borrow it from him/her

Home alone, and watching the porn on VCD, power goes of, and u had to pray that NEPA shouldnt disappoint and bring back power as usual so u can eject the plate before dad gets back from work. NEPA disappoints and u had to use a screwdriver to loose the VCD and remove the plate, or take the VCD to a friends who has a generator.


The very first nude film u watched was "I spit on your grave"... then Pirates 1 & 2

SeaTrade:
All of us dey guilty of this.
Yes,the first nude film I watched was "I spit on your grave".Never saw pirates.
Then,I didn't use VCD to watch porn cos everyone used it,rather I used my Pentium 2 abi 3 desktop to play it that year cos they don't go there.
The day I got caught was when I was watching my brother's Lothario girls
Dude dey bang gate,I dey delay to open am cos I be dey run helter-skelter looking for how to go replace his porn before he finds out I watched it.
Long story short,dude went straight to his storage to check his mono because somehow he figured that could be the only reason why I'd be delaying to open the gates for him.
I collect better beating that day sha,upon say I be dey deny oo ,swearing like a mad man. But dude was adamant cos his storage be like qetin person don ransack.
Anyways,I moved on from that,I later got a supplier called Paul ,he supplied me weekly from his brother's stash and I think I was spending like 1500 on it weekly or so.
My stash grew astronomically and I want use soapy wound myself then.
What we later moved into was taking porn to school,then dodge school in a group to go and watch at a friend's.
We invited the prettiest mulatto in our class then to join us,she first accepted but later reneged. Na God save am because the way men be dey konjified that year,we for peel her toto that day if she be come.
We reach like 6 virgins inside that place then

Bbqekpa:
Ok, I was about 8 when I watched my first porn. Somehow my neighbors ( aged 9 and 11) would call me to their house after school and we would watch till 5pm when both our moms return from work.

Surprisingly there was steady light back then and it was a Vcd one loader. I can never forget the very first porn video they played. It starred snoop doggy dogg banging 2 ladies. I knew him as a IndecentStar before realizing he his into music. Those sisters damaged me with sex and I wondered how come no one ever suspected. We where doing it in plain site.

You know how at night then, people will bring mat outside to get fresh breeze? Yeah, that's our go time. Adults would be talking just a few yards around us but they could never catch us in the act. Lol! Nawa! E don tey man spoil o.

Funny enough, after I realised what sex really is I somehow stopped getting it until I was in 200l. As a kid I was terribly violated by older ladies all of whom are all married now but I can never forget

IRODANOSA:

Are you me?

Davash222:
Then, we'll buy blue film, remove the erotic paper inside the pack, or even break the pack, disguise the plate inside one old VCD pack.