yommie007:
Month of October was a memorable 1.....almost got impounded by taskforce at charity oshodi....
Got a trip from alli dada ago palace to MM1....
Google took me thru okota, ilasa, aswani DHL and thru a bending corner.... that road slope down wella.... on getting to that point, I knew something wasn't right, I saw a commercial bus down the road parked... and a police man.
Me: asked rider, e be like say this place na 1 way oo...
Rider: are you sure
Me: not too sure but Google is telling me there's a way there
Rider: okay na...
Na so I begin go oo... before I knew it the parked bus just blocked me from front...
In a prompt flash... my instincts just said REVERSE...
NA SO I TAKE REVERSE ON THAT HIGH SLOPE OO WITH MY MIRRORS because NO TIME TO LOOK BACK.
Their bus didn't have the power to climb the slope with that speed, I just saw them running after me with leg oo
Rider: pls no jam person oo
Rider: accident oo
The saving grace i had was a commercial bus that knew what had happened blocked incoming cars so I could climb up with me back
The next thing I saw was danfo driver and conductor dey hail me dey gimme thumbs up...
Rider: bros you try oo... dem for delay us here oo... especially with your new fine car.
I could take the alternative route, had to go thru oshodi road and to ewenla then back to the express then zoomed....
All thru that period I wasn't still talking.... took a deep breath and said....
Me: omo, on a Monday and 2nd trip.. dem wan ruin my day.
Rider: bros you lucky oo... I for just help you do wahala small leave you there oo because I can't miss my flight,.
Me: na so I for dash these bas.tards money with beg.
Na so I escape the scene oo.

I'm happy for you

davit:
I no dey fall for that borrow part again, no matter how desperate you re.

The funny part is that once you give them money, at the point of paying you, they almost always claim to have forgotten. You have to remind them to include the one you borrowed them.

Anyway, that was in the past. My default answer to almost every favour they ask now is NO.

Do you have 1000? NO

What of 500 naira? NO

Do you have a Facebook account? NO

What of Instagram account? NO

And so on and so forth

BAZ001:


Week in week out

Na that one you go see

yommie007:

THIS GANJA BOIZ SHAAAA.....
PEOPLE PARA WELLA YESTERDAY OO... ALL TRIPS WERE ON SURGE ALL THRU YESTERDAY
A babe even swore to delete the app before she goes bankrupt..... despite wanting to borrow money from me to buy BOLI (roasted plantain).

She is just joking na.. , na as she take delete am naso she go download am back from playstore.

Bolt is the most accessible ehailing app for riders, abi na d other one wey you fit dey wemco Road and your driver go dey Ojodu berger.....

Saturday's s surge is a foretaste of December's pudding. Omo.. See surge for mainland. Come see ant earnings.

Pearl1910:


Wetin u do again?, why dem block u??
How u take owe them 35k? U no get limit??

No mind bolt jare... U know I don't take nonsense... If you respect me I respect you in return if you lick my foot I lick urs as well but give me wahala I give u double.

No time

I'm hoodlum
Hoodlum don't give a damn!


I mean total expenses last week...

Thou they still credited my account today with about 14k

kanuisagoat:


I know you don't care but let me just say this for those who care about their bolt account.

Once your rating is around 4.5, you should know its not a time to have issues with riders. Whatever you have to do just do to bring up the rating. Once it's back in the 4.8 region, you can start dropping them on the road again.

Also, that 4.53 is not your actual rating. Had you checked from a rider app before you were blocked, you would have seen its much lower.

My brother the way the rating was just changing enh... From 4.75 to 4.68 to 4.53 went back to 4.68 then to 4.63 the next I saw was 4.53 b4 I saw the block.

na 7days them knack me I'll apply this ur tactics when I return

kanuisagoat:


The funny part is that once you give them money, at the point of paying you, they almost always claim to have forgotten. You have to remind them to include the one you borrowed them.

Anyway, that was in the past. My default answer to almost every favour they ask now is NO.

Do you have 1000? NO

What of 500 naira? NO

Do you have a Facebook account? NO

What of Instagram account? NO

And so on and so forth

Lolz...why rider dey ask u for facebook and Instagram account abeg

Pearl1910:


Lolz...because Bolt block u, Nigeria will not be good again
Then because u made 170k and paid 35k in commission Bolt will not block u if u fall short of the standards??

Guy, u don't have two heads o.
People are paying 50k commission every week and are still humble.
After one week them go unblock u, then maybe u go sit up cos after one week blocking any kpakam again na permanent block o.

Sorry u were blocked. Thank God u have Uber, so no lele. They will bail u out.

No b watin I mean b dat... I'm trying to say we don't value good thing in this country... Everybody in this country always want to exercise their power

Pearl1910:


Lolz...why rider dey ask u for facebook and Instagram account abeg

She wanted me to help her vote for someone who was contesting for something .

Felicity0001:


No mind bolt jare... U know I don't take nonsense... If you respect me I respect you in return if you lick my foot I lick urs as well but give me wahala I give u double.

No time

I'm hoodlum
Hoodlum don't give a damn!

Lolz...Kwontiniu
U and Dem go hear am

Felicity0001:


No b watin I mean b dat... I'm trying to say we don't value good thing in this country... Everybody in this country always want to exercise their power

Baba, there is no show of power here, riders rate based on their experience, and Bolt has an established threshold.

Be good even when u r not treated nice. Don't react negatively in kind, u r in the services industry.

kanuisagoat:


She wanted me to help her vote for someone who was contesting for something .

Lolz...na wa o...babes dey get morale towards their drivers o.

VaselineCrew:


Well, I did eventually get the bonus though.

It seems that at the end of the day, they updated my score to qualify for the bonus.

Since online time was the ONLY requirement left at the time(30 min before campaign expiration), and I just had about 12 more online minutes to complete according to the app to qualify for the bonus, I was super sure to stay online since that was gonna be the simplest part of completing the campaign. That’s why I was so confident that something was amiss.

It was about 4:30 then and I checked and was happy to see I only had 12 mins to complete. No trip came in within that time frame, so the campaign ran out and my stats were stuck at the initial screenshot I posted.

Your own good tue time aspect is very simple and clear but this is where my own issue it... Take a close look at the screen shot attach within and tell me how I didn't eat this bonus... I accepted all trip, didn't miss any neither dod I even cancel let alone waiting and cancelling later on.

Bolt na big scam!

I'm going back to my darling Uber abeg after all that was my main refuge and now their 2% is back and better

yommie007:
Month of October was a memorable 1.....almost got impounded by taskforce at charity oshodi....
NA SO I TAKE REVERSE ON THAT HIGH SLOPE OO WITH MY MIRRORS because NO TIME TO LOOK BACK.
Their bus didn't have the power to climb the slope with that speed, I just saw them running after me with leg oo
Rider: pls no jam person oo
Rider: accident oo
The saving grace i had was a commercial bus that knew what had happened blocked incoming cars so I could climb up with me back
The next thing I saw was danfo driver and conductor dey hail me dey gimme thumbs up...
Rider: bros you try oo... dem for delay us here oo... especially with your new fine car.
I could take the alternative route, had to go thru oshodi road and to ewenla then back to the express then zoomed....
All thru that period I wasn't still talking.... took a deep breath and said....
Me: omo, on a Monday and 2nd trip.. dem wan ruin my day.
Rider: bros you lucky oo... I for just help you do wahala small leave you there oo because I can't miss my flight,.
Me: na so I for dash these bas.tards money with beg.
Na so I escape the scene oo.

same thing happened to me like 2 weeks ago. Thank God for Bendel insurance. They have informants all over that place that inform them about approaching cars.
Thank God you escaped. It would've been demoralizing...

At the bolded
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yommie007:
senior hoodlum, I hail thee... I can't fit laugh biko....

I loyal boss.

No time

davit:
Carrying 4 guys at night to shrine. That's dangerous bro. Other time, I decline immediately you see them.

They guys dem self see say this one na bad market na na him don japa

I even come dey try calm them because I was aiming to finish my bonus trip but for where? Them sapa

Those guys have evil intention but they jam hoodlum... na me go rob them self... Them dey mad.
Pearl1910 can u v why Nigeria will never ne better? After all those I escape yet bolt blocked my account to thieves, hooligans and fraudsters and you are always in their support... How are we sure you're not even the bolt spy many have been talking about here since

yommie007:
Na so I dey surulere yesterday afternoon, got a trip on 1.9x to ICM. Got to PUP, saw 3 ganja boiz.... we neva waka 100m ..
Rider: bros can we connect?
Me: no, I won't be able to charge my phone
Riders: them begin laugh.. say na wa oo
Me: you can connect and try it.
Got to ICM.......
Rider: sorry we are going to the estate opposite it.. but you can't make a true there, go right and bla bla bla ...
Me: we are here. Your money is #2,300 bolt will pay me the rest
Rider: okay.. na so dem begin contribute #2,300 oo
Me: the cash here is #1,500
Rider: the guy will transfer the rest.
Me: ok
Rider: bros I've sent the money and whispered; abeg #760 is what I sent.. that's all I've got left
Me: laughed and said NO P
THIS GANJA BOIZ SHAAAA.....
PEOPLE PARA WELLA YESTERDAY OO... ALL TRIPS WERE ON SURGE ALL THRU YESTERDAY
A babe even swore to delete the app before she goes bankrupt..... despite wanting to borrow money from me to buy BOLI (roasted plantain).

Lol... This one got me rolling

I swear the country is hard a lot of people are just trying to meet up... The pair pressure is too much. Even the rich are complaining too.

It had never been this bad

Felicity001:
Pls is anyone among us using spectranet network to work? Thid MTN is killing it for me... Within 2weeks I've exhausted almost 4k on data alone. What is going on menh... Not that the data is even reliable self...

I'm really tired with MTN abeg

I dey sub 40GB data at 5k for a month, I expend within 22-25 days on mtn, I dey watch Facebook and Instagram videos at home like mad, when I'm working is when I expend less data, if I'm idle na to dey stream matches direct to my TV oo.

Felicity001 vs Felicity0001....

Buhari and jubril things

yommie007:
Month of October was a memorable 1.....almost got impounded by taskforce at charity oshodi....
Got a trip from alli dada ago palace to MM1....
Google took me thru okota, ilasa, aswani DHL and thru a bending corner.... that road slope down wella.... on getting to that point, I knew something wasn't right, I saw a commercial bus down the road parked... and a police man.
Me: asked rider, e be like say this place na 1 way oo...
Rider: are you sure
Me: not too sure but Google is telling me there's a way there
Rider: okay na...
Na so I begin go oo... before I knew it the parked bus just blocked me from front...
In a prompt flash... my instincts just said REVERSE...
NA SO I TAKE REVERSE ON THAT HIGH SLOPE OO WITH MY MIRRORS because NO TIME TO LOOK BACK.
Their bus didn't have the power to climb the slope with that speed, I just saw them running after me with leg oo
Rider: pls no jam person oo
Rider: accident oo
The saving grace i had was a commercial bus that knew what had happened blocked incoming cars so I could climb up with me back
The next thing I saw was danfo driver and conductor dey hail me dey gimme thumbs up...
Rider: bros you try oo... dem for delay us here oo... especially with your new fine car.
I could take the alternative route, had to go thru oshodi road and to ewenla then back to the express then zoomed....
All thru that period I wasn't still talking.... took a deep breath and said....
Me: omo, on a Monday and 2nd trip.. dem wan ruin my day.
Rider: bros you lucky oo... I for just help you do wahala small leave you there oo because I can't miss my flight,.
Me: na so I for dash these bas.tards money with beg.
Na so I escape the scene oo.

This story dey sweet me like say I recover part of the money wey I pay that day. For emphasis sake, if you see anything like this below on your Google map around airport road, avoid it. It's a trap. Don't turn left. Quickly take right and get back into the express.

To link MM airport from there, the best route to take is aswani road into osolo way and make a u turn at the airport road overhead bridge. Look at the map in the second picture very well.

Is there any way we can update Google map to show that place is one way. Because people will keep falling prey and loosing their hard earned money. If that road is blocked on the map those bastards go comot there.

nickvanilla:


This story dey sweet me like say I recover part of the money wey I pay that day. For emphasis sake, if you see anything like this below on your Google map around airport road, avoid it. It's a trap. Don't turn left. Quickly take right and get back into the express.

To link MM airport from there, the best route to take is aswani road into osolo way and make a u turn at the airport road overhead bridge. Look at the map in the second picture very well.

deedee44:

Lollll that was how a rider preached to me from beginning to the end of trip and along the way she kept boasting that if I decided to give my life to christ she would pray with me and I would start speaking in tongues immediately.
We got to her destination and there was heavy downpour so we had to both relax in the car, because of boredom and out of curiosity I asked about the speaking in tongues again, she said she received hers on the phone (someone prayed for her from abroad) and everybody she has prayed for started speaking in tongues immediately.
Me: Oya, I want to give my life to christ
Rider: let us pray
She started praying and I was saying amen with my eyes open as I wanted to see how the spirit would be released
After a while
Rider: start speaking
Me: (just like that? )
Rider: it may not make sense but just open your mouth and speak
Me: I opened my mouth it was amen that was coming out
Rider; put more effort
Me: I just closed my mouth, no more amen sef
Rider: (after noticing I no longer give a damn) you will still receive it, maybe yours is slow. I will be calling you everyday

I am still waiting for the first call

This same thing happened to me when I was invited by a lady to fountain of life church's crossover service.

Pastor Taiwo say everyone should begin praying in tongues, Omo! Na party scatter oo, whether na curse sef i don't know, I was just mute, till dey announced that if you don't know how to pray in tongues please come to the altar, na so this girl push me go oo.

Getting to the altar different pastors were in charge and when it was my turn he asked if I was born again, I said no, he asked if I would like to be, told him I'm not sure. Baba proceeded to ask me to repeat some words after him which I did, after the recitation, Baba hold my head, blow breeze and said I should start speaking in tongues, omo I bow my head, smiled and started saying names of football clubs in Czech Republic Poland and Lithuania. Next thing baba said was that I know you don't understand what you're saying right now, but when you've joined a ministry we'll cultivate it for you.

I laugh so Tey my son con dey ask me Wetin happen dad.

geezyk:
This same thing happened to me when I was invited by a lady to fountain of life church's crossover service.

Pastor Taiwo say everyone should begin praying in tongues, Omo! Na party scatter oo, whether na curse sef i don't know, I was just mute, till dey announced that if you don't know how to pray in tongues please come to the altar, na so this girl push me go oo.

Getting to the altar different pastors were in charge and when it was my turn he asked if I was born again, I said no, he asked if I would like to be, told him I'm not sure. Baba proceeded to ask me to repeat some words after him which I did, after the recitation, Baba hold my head, blow breeze and said I should start speaking in tongues, omo I bow my head, smiled and started saying names of football clubs in Czech Republic Poland and Lithuania. Next thing baba said was that I know you don't understand what you're saying right now, but when you've joined a ministry we'll cultivate it for you.

This is the perfect picture bro... how much you pay them?

nickvanilla:


This story dey sweet me like say I recover part of the money wey I pay that day. For emphasis sake, if you see anything like this below on your Google map around airport road, avoid it. It's a trap. Don't turn left. Quickly take right and get back into the express.

To link MM airport from there, the best route to take is aswani road into osolo way and make a u turn at the airport road overhead bridge. Look at the map in the second picture very well.

yommie007:
This is the perfect picture bro... how much you pay them?

Awon team ikejamanisim.
Pay who ?

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nickvanilla:


This story dey sweet me like say I recover part of the money wey I pay that day. For emphasis sake, if you see anything like this below on your Google map around airport road, avoid it. It's a trap. Don't turn left. Quickly take right and get back into the express.

To link MM airport from there, the best route to take is aswani road into osolo way and make a u turn at the airport road overhead bridge. Look at the map in the second picture very well.

Guess I was just lucky, cos I took the same road on friday. I knew it has been raised here before but i don’t understand why it’s still on google map. I saw other korope passing there and one corrolla Na so I follow.

geezyk:

I dey sub 40GB data at 5k for a month, I expend within 22-25 days on mtn, I dey watch Facebook and Instagram videos at home like mad, when I'm working is when I expend less data, if I'm idle na to dey stream matches direct to my TV oo.

Pls what’s d code to sub 40G for 5k on mtn
Or mtn dey scam me ?

northbird:


She is just joking na.. , na as she take delete am naso she go download am back from playstore.

Bolt is the most accessible ehailing app for riders, abi na d other one wey you fit dey wemco Road and your driver go dey Ojodu berger.....

Saturdays surge is a foretaste of December's pudding. Omo.. See surge for mainland. Come see ant earnings.

took a trip to vi, surge disappear omo i use indriver japaa back to mainland

Mk una dey hear wetin people dey talk for this twitter thread.

https://twitter.com/akinalabi/status/1454860254555123714?s=21

BAZ001:


Pls what’s d code to sub 40G for 5k on mtn
Or mtn dey scam me ?

Use *121#

Press data4me

And you will see what you seek..

Read up the T & C sha.. I think the deal is a one off thing

Felicity0001:


Your own good tue time aspect is very simple and clear but this is where my own issue it... Take a close look at the screen shot attach within and tell me how I didn't eat this bonus... I accepted all trip, didn't miss any neither dod I even cancel let alone waiting and cancelling later on.

Bolt na big scam!

I'm going back to my darling Uber abeg after all that was my main refuge and now their 2% is back and better

It shows you at least missed a confirmation. Could it be that you missed it without knowing?

VaselineCrew:


It shows you at least missed a confirmation. Could it be that you missed it without knowing?

He surely did miss a request or and as well cancelled a trip probably using an option that counted against his cancellation and completion rate ...

Bolt bonus is pretty straight forward and honest, you can work you way round it, if you truly understand how it works..

The only time people complain is when they miss out of it, but nobody complain when they cash out on the bonus....

In one of my previous post....I highlighted how to cash out on any of their bonus you set your mind on.... I personally always ignore that their long week bonus, because if not handled carefully it will over increase your driver did not show up %.