geezyk:
This same thing happened to me when I was invited by a lady to fountain of life church's crossover service.

Pastor Taiwo say everyone should begin praying in tongues, Omo! Na party scatter oo, whether na curse sef i don't know, I was just mute, till dey announced that if you don't know how to pray in tongues please come to the altar, na so this girl push me go oo.

Getting to the altar different pastors were in charge and when it was my turn he asked if I was born again, I said no, he asked if I would like to be, told him I'm not sure. Baba proceeded to ask me to repeat some words after him which I did, after the recitation, Baba hold my head, blow breeze and said I should start speaking in tongues, omo I bow my head, smiled and started saying names of football clubs in Czech Republic Poland and Lithuania. Next thing baba said was that I know you don't understand what you're saying right now, but when you've joined a ministry we'll cultivate it for you.

pocohantas:


I’ll come for you guys next meeting, so that I can meet you too. You be like who no like wahala.

Crvrider:


I'll bring a bottle of red wine so we can share...any particular brand in mind?

eyinola:
took a trip to vi, surge disappear omo i use indriver japaa back to mainland

geezyk:
I dey sub 40GB data at 5k for a month, I expend within 22-25 days on mtn, I dey watch Facebook and Instagram videos at home like mad, when I'm working is when I expend less data, if I'm idle na to dey stream matches direct to my TV oo.

yommie007:
Na so I dey surulere yesterday afternoon, got a trip on 1.9x to ICM. Got to PUP, saw 3 ganja boiz.... we neva waka 100m ..
Rider: bros can we connect?
Me: no, I won't be able to charge my phone
Riders: them begin laugh.. say na wa oo
Me: you can connect and try it.
Got to ICM.......
Rider: sorry we are going to the estate opposite it.. but you can't make a true there, go right and bla bla bla ...
Me: we are here. Your money is #2,300 bolt will pay me the rest
Rider: okay.. na so dem begin contribute #2,300 oo
Me: the cash here is #1,500
Rider: the guy will transfer the rest.
Me: ok
Rider: bros I've sent the money and whispered; abeg #760 is what I sent.. that's all I've got left
Me: laughed and said NO P
THIS GANJA BOIZ SHAAAA.....
PEOPLE PARA WELLA YESTERDAY OO... ALL TRIPS WERE ON SURGE ALL THRU YESTERDAY
A babe even swore to delete the app before she goes bankrupt..... despite wanting to borrow money from me to buy BOLI (roasted plantain).

PuZZyNegro:
Please, has the place to upload inspection report changed on Bolt. I can't seem to find it.

Please help!

Nwakannaya1:
Dear hoodlums,

How do you handle a rider that requested a ride and cancelled it when I arrived, not once, not twice, the same rider?

Aunty Cynthia stressed me, I vex go offline, comot for d area kpata kpata

Nwakannaya1:
Dear hoodlums,

How do you handle a rider that requested a ride and cancelled it when I arrived, not once, not twice, the same rider?

Aunty Cynthia stressed me, I vex go offline, comot for d area kpata kpata

VaselineCrew:


It shows you at least missed a confirmation. Could it be that you missed it without knowing?

IFSHR:


He surely did miss a request or and as well cancelled a trip probably using an option that counted against his cancellation and completion rate ...

Bolt bonus is pretty straight forward and honest, you can work you way round it, if you truly understand how it works..

In one of my previous post....I highlighted how to cash out on any of their bonus you set your mind on.... I personally always ignore that their long week bonus, because if not handled carefully it will over increase your driver did not show up %.

BAZ001:




You all should know by now that surutu man doesn’t know mathematics.
See 80% boldly written and still said it’s a scam.

Btw bolt has stopped given me bonuses is it because they are jealous that 1 Million receive me with open arms ?

BAZ001:




You all should know by now that surutu man doesn’t know mathematics.
See 80% boldly written and still said it’s a scam.

Btw bolt has stopped given me bonuses is it because they are jealous that 1 Million receive me with open arms ?

dru23:



You snap the oyel gallon.. Shame no let you snap that oil sipping, v4, factory defect, reject camry of urs.....

Abi Lagos State task impound am ...

Now jokes apart.......

Since you are using xhp 20w50, it means you need to be changing your oil every 3k miles..Since you are doing uber, an uber driver covers at least 2k miles every month..

So technically you should be changing ur oil every month or so . so let's say every 2 months..... In essence its either your wasting money [/b]or ur engine is more than likely ur engine has a huge amount of sludge.... Either sludge or wasting money, 1 thing has to be happen......

Now if your camry was not a factory reject .. [b] You could have use full synthetic like Mobil 1 Extended Performance or Super Tech Advance and do oil change every 10k miles ..... And in the process save ur self money and time......


A lesson to all reading this. Before buying a car do your research . You might think u getting a good deal on car, but in the long run you paying more.........

davit:
Campaigns are for lazy drivers not ant like you. You

IFSHR:


I thing someone cheerfully gave them an Intel, that made them stop giving you, maybe if you can write an apology letter to them Dru any of their channel, your bonus will be reinstated

pocohantas:


Lmao! You are a handful.

What da hell is Pocochantis? My username done suffer for this Nairaland. Be like I go leave this one for una. Next I will open is Moolan.

Generally, people tend to leave more bad reviews than good one.

BAZ001:


Oga how much is Mobil xhp compared to Mobil 1 or super Tech ?
Xhp is now 10k for 5 liters
Mobil 1 = 35k

You mean I would have changed my oil 3 times while the person using Mobil 1 will change once ?

I don’t cover 2k miles in one month cos I’m not in ants league and not on rentals.

Your Hoodlum drivers covers 2k miles cos they need to deliver and have change.

Pearl1910:


Which plan is this Sir?

BAZ001:


Pls what’s d code to sub 40G for 5k on mtn
Or mtn dey scam me ?

davit:
I laugh so Tey my son con dey ask me Wetin happen dad.

BAZ001:


I dey suspect them truly (monitoring spirit)
How can someone be asking me to snap my low mileage Camry with engine oil. If not for ulterior motives.

The spirit of Ikejamanism favoured me yesterday.

I got a 1.9x trip on bolt to ICM, in my mind I said i don enter am today. I was banking on Poco's integrity app to move me away from ICM to island.

Suddenly, the guys started saying they need to get to Lagos island, bla bla bla, bro abeg branch x bank, waited for a while, got to ICM, oga end trip let me request you again, me, no need sir . Let's continue like that. 1.9 surge! I knew ICM wouldn't have surge at that time. We got to obalende and alas

BAZ001:


Awon team ikejamanisim.
Pay who ?

IFEBARBIE:
The spirit of Ikejamanism favoured me yesterday.

I got a 1.9x trip on bolt to ICM, in my mind I said i don enter am today. I was banking on Poco's integrity app to move me away from ICM to island.

Suddenly, the guys started saying they need to get to Lagos island, bla bla bla, bro abeg branch x bank, waited for a while, got to ICM, oga end trip let me request you again, me, no need sir . Let's continue like that. 1.9 surge! I knew ICM wouldn't have surge at that time. We got to obalende and alas

YeyeGbami:


Nov and Dec don stew be that. This i have seen

lanrexdo:
lmao

I won't move an inch and keep accepting her request! Infact i will go and stay at her location and ensure she doesn't get any other ride!

IFEBARBIE:
The spirit of Ikejamanism favoured me yesterday.

I got a 1.9x trip on bolt to ICM, in my mind I said i don enter am today. I was banking on Poco's integrity app to move me away from ICM to island.

Suddenly, the guys started saying they need to get to Lagos island, bla bla bla, bro abeg branch x bank, waited for a while, got to ICM, oga end trip let me request you again, me, no need sir . Let's continue like that. 1.9 surge! I knew ICM wouldn't have surge at that time. We got to obalende and alas

lanrexdo:
lmao

I won't move an inch and keep accepting her request! Infact i will go and stay at her location and ensure she doesn't get any other ride!

geezyk:
You need to be on mtn beta talk before you can activate this plan, its actually 20GB + 16GB bonus and 4GB for YouTube.

Once you've migrated to betatalk, use the mtn app and you'll see a button with Mega deal zone, check the contents and see the one that suits you, 3500 for 24GB also