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Come and buy me sharwarma

.... until she asked for my genotype. That was during the mtn night call, the gist was becoming interesting and the love was hot, that was really damped our relationship.

Willgates:
That's stupid of him, expecting you to send what you don't have ��

na them

EndRape2:
Mumu, you think say you wise,until she carry your sperm go do you strong thing your eyes go clear.





quote author=Wiifesnatcher post=107280295]Me: Baby let's get acquainted, we will get along well, are you on WhatsApp


Babe: No, I lost my Android phone and I'm just planning to get new one, i've 10k I'm just looking for 40k to add


Me: how can I come inn?


Babe: I will be glad if you can help me love


Me: talking in my mind, I will help you, someone I meet not up to 3hours


babe: comes let's plan about it



bang, bang, bang, bang and give her 200naira to enter bike back



babe: where is the money for the phone?


Me: the money is coming aboki

I'm on top of my game anytime any day, your like will buy condom along before I go even agree to fúck you


and girl I don't sex raw with a strange lady, I'm always with my CD in double then dispose it diligently


so stop identifying me with those you're using their sperm

CSTR2:
I have done that to one lady.

I told her I am no longer interested after I sent her N3k for airtime.

She asked for credit out of nowhere, I try to ignore her, hoping that she will see how shameless her request is on our first chat.

She immediately called me " stingy".

I just vex, send am N3k, and told her I am no longer interested.

You vex sent her 3k...make ur ego no go do you strong thing. She manipulated your ego by calling you stingy and you just fell yakata! Women go like to dey patronize man like you because you seem very easy to manipulate

Can you send me some money to make my hair

I can't use hijab

I don do mugu send give her before she come dey take advantage dey bill steady and will still be claiming to have a boyfriend she loves ... big loads of cum or her ugly face tho

CSTR2:
I have done that to one lady.

I told her I am no longer interested after I sent her N3k for airtime.

She asked for credit out of nowhere, I try to ignore her, hoping that she will see how shameless her request is on our first chat.

She immediately called me " stingy".

I just vex, send am N3k, and told her I am no longer interested.

Person wey no dey reply well before o.

Good morning

Girl - Babe, want to ask for your help
Me - what's that?
Girl - I need 2k

Scam spotted. All of a sudden I be babe, and u need 2k. U wey I go msg for morning, u go reply for evening or next day come dey reply fast.

Beckysexy:
Him: I'm so Sorry babe, I'm currently broke and I don't have up to 50K right now, can you manage 30K ? I promise I'll make it up to you soon.

hide ur face

Cerebellum:
Chatting.....
Her: "Guess what"?
Me: " what"?
Her: " My birthday is next week"

Me: Speaks loud, "Ogun kee you"
Blocks her

Use geechy...

She calls, asks how youre doing and then goes silent...

Be wary of the silence,,,

I'm always scared of asking 'Wats up'....

Blessiing:
We met on one whatsapp group, started talking and everything this guy was ever saying was hes hungry, if hes not hungry today, hes broke tomorrow, if hes not broke then he wants to come see me so we can Bleep, that it will determine if we would date , always disturbing me about coming to see him and bla bla bla, always wanting to come so we can Bleep , one time i told him my cousin was around and he said we would lodge my cousin while we stay at my place to enjoy ourselves ..this is someone that is broke o. The one that made me ignore him till now was wwhen he said his friend's girlfriend ordered a surprise meal and some other things too for his friend, that my mate are ordering surprises for their man and am telling him i dont have money, omo i jejely told oga that since he wants to be the wife while i am the husband then no problem, i will double my hustle so he can sit at home and take care of the kids while i go to work and send suprise for him and oga said no problem... Hes fine with it

Blessiing:
We met on one whatsapp group, started talking and everything this guy was ever saying was hes hungry, if hes not hungry today, hes broke tomorrow, if hes not broke then he wants to come see me so we can Bleep, that it will determine if we would date , always disturbing me about coming to see him and bla bla bla, always wanting to come so we can Bleep , one time i told him my cousin was around and he said we would lodge my cousin while we stay at my place to enjoy ourselves ..this is someone that is broke o. The one that made me ignore him till now was wwhen he said his friend's girlfriend ordered a surprise meal and some other things too for his friend, that my mate are ordering surprises for their man and am telling him i dont have money, omo i jejely told oga that since he wants to be the wife while i am the husband then no problem, i will double my hustle so he can sit at home and take care of the kids while i go to work and send suprise for him and oga said no problem... Hes fine with it

you, u are soon funny...meanwhile where is your location...or can u reach me on this.zero eight zero 37426664. let's talk.

What are your plans for me this Christmas?

Stephen2324:
The chat was going well until he/she said .....

PrimeWatermark:
"My friend is getting married and all our friends have bought Aso Ebi except me. I told them to leave me alone that I don't have money."

TRAPLANJEC....

Beckysexy:
Him: I'm so Sorry babe, I'm currently broke and I don't have up to 50K right now, can you manage 30K ? I promise I'll make it up to you soon.

As old as you are, no shame gum you

Beckysexy:
Him: I'm so Sorry babe, I'm currently broke and I don't have up to 50K right now, can you manage 30K ? I promise I'll make it up to you soon.

Lol
Keep fooling yourself

Lollittaa:
"when are you coming to see me?"
"I'll pay for you to come see me"
Horrny dogs

What if he just missed seeing you, person never tell you say e wan back, you don already picture am, who is the dog now

Lollittaa:
"when are you coming to see me?"
"I'll pay for you to come see me"
Horrny dogs

What if he just missed seeing you, person never tell you say e wan nack, you don already picture am, who is the dog now

Impregnable101:
Me: what's up babe
She: abeg! I am not fine....
Me: okay, later na......wen u are fine chat me up

TRAPLANJEC...

computersoft:
you, u are soon funny...meanwhile where is your location...or can u reach me on this.zero eight zero 37426664. let's talk.

Thats the honest truth

Naijanascam:
I will be celebrating my birthday in two days time and thank God I meet you

Lmao...

BlackfyreRebell:
I don't even know what's wrong with this phone, it's been giving problem since last month.

I just say ehn ehn, don't worry when month end my dear buy another one.

The mumu think say I say I'll buy another one, she message me with sweet happy new month message this morning

Hahahahahaha you guys eeeh

Biglittlelois:
Are you alone right now?
Let's video call

Lolz funny you

Vinnie2000:
Babe: My Store rent has expired! The Money is N75000 and I have only 2k..

Me: That's Quite bad! Let's see how things go! I will call you 2moro!

75k? I nor be your Papa abeg!
I am mostly left with dis option!

the meme for me.

Jonathan:
TRAPLANJEC....

DJ YK?

Only few NLers are making heaven

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!

"Okay, I'll get back to you".
Those in business will understand how annoying and frustrating this line is

Lollittaa:
you meet someone you've barely said 5 sentences to and you are asking when she's coming over. If you ask me if I'm OK, I'll ask you if you have sense.

that is arrant nonsense,he thinks you are those useless one's who are into hookup,lets get to know each other more chat me on Whatsapp please 09031902212

G450:
I didn't cook because my gas finished yesterday....

Gas Cost. Some ladies will drop such to know if you caring and emphatic

Stephen2324:
The chat was going well until he/she said .....

You av wasted my data...sub for me