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Wynd44:
What’s there to glean from this story please?

Loverofpeace:
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Ladies are too emotional.

udede:
But why would an Igbo guy smoke Oshogbo weed ?

Loverofpeace:
There is this pretty girl i am chatting with now,when i first met her she was forming for me,but as a sharp guy i manaage get her number,as we dey advance i started calling her isi ukwu (big head in Igbo) she is an Igbo girl,omo this girl don dey fall ooohh,i learnt that stuff here on NL i thought i was a joke,this evening she called me i picked we talked for long now she cannot do without video calling me at night...
E shock me ooohhhh..try am abeg..

Loverofpeace:
There is this pretty girl i am chatting with now,when i first met her she was forming for me,but as a sharp guy i manaage get her number,as we dey advance i started calling her isi ukwu (big head in Igbo) she is an Igbo girl,omo this girl don dey fall ooohh,i learnt that stuff here on NL i thought i was a joke,this evening she called me i picked we talked for long now she cannot do without video calling me at night...
E shock me ooohhhh..try am abeg..

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lbrichman2:
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This scammer is back

Wynd44:
What’s there to glean from this story please?

Issues40:
Them go chop Christmas chicken and do shopping for this Op head!
Christmas is coming ooo. The season where you don't have to ask a girl out before they agree to date you

awesonjr:
one man down this OP don't know that December dey one corner they look him mumuness

Hayee:
toor mind him the girl dey stylishly look for maga to parasite on
I initial shakara was just to behave as if she is not desperate
Now you have given her nickname (free entrance to come in)
No Sha come Nairaland to shout when she starts to ask for too much


Toor men are attracted to gold diggers

Gadafii:
If you are chatting with a girl and you are dating to call her ugly girl, even tho u know she turns head, you never Sabi girls way

I learnt long ago that, girls like guys who are not regular, there are 1001 guys trying to please her, call her pretty names, be different, call her ugly and don't woow woow woow on her pictures like emergency ambulance

View her picture and move, if you must reply to it, call it ugly, that next time she should send her pictures to you review if for her before she post it, na hidden secret
Girls cruise mad gaan.

Presently, I call my girl all.manners or name that her opposite of how pretty she is, I call her ode, mumu, short witch, boss, my nigga,bro sometimes I use her papa name call her , if she says she is cooking, I simply inform her not to burn the house cos she doesn't know how to cook, that I cook better than her

Once u master these reverse psychology tricks with her, u have no issue of always having to start conversation with her, cos those odd name u dey call her, she likes to hear them, she's tired of hearing all the regular, pretty names

Once in a while, call her pretty, but immediately reminder her she's still ugly as ever

Loverofpeace:
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Ladies are too emotional.