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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by oliviacute(f): 8:40pm On Nov 20, 2021

yes, there is one girl I know of she eats like a lion like wtf man!!!!

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Majesty33(m): 8:41pm On Nov 20, 2021

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by gonkin(m): 8:46pm On Nov 20, 2021

I do 12 in 1 sitting. I don use am chop money. Some akpu can be small. But if its big one, its 8

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Willy123(m): 8:46pm On Nov 20, 2021

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OKOATA:
Ok while schooling at unilorin in those years, we have this buka that students normally go to eat. There's this guy who comes to eat in one of those bukas, he eats ones a day and at a sitting the guy will finish 18 raps of fufu no cap, I mean the woman at the canteen who serves him already knows him, he eats 18 raps like that every blessed day till we graduated.

Another happened at my grandpa's funeral, one of cousins brought a neighbor of hers, the little girl was about 5 years old but man this girl ate a very big mosel of pounded yam and she said she wanted more, out of curiosity she was given another huge mosel with egusi soup she finished that one again, haba she still wanted more, I said no more cos her belle was about to bust.

One of my own very good friend again that one na die, I went to his house, that night the wheat was served my friend was served too I said how many people wanna eat this he said only him, blood of habakkuk what you wanna eat is about 3 people's own na, this guy can fry 10eggs with 300naira bread at a go, he literally eats every 30mins, one bag of rice, semo, wheat within a week fiam ma guy foodstuff don vanish.

Whosoever experienced such you can share.

Yes!!! A girl at my office she can eat six people food @ ago and she will still go for a second helping. She look like a balloon with excess fat on her body.

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by SAD007(m): 8:47pm On Nov 20, 2021

Bola146:

One security man beside my house is called 7 fufu one meat he will finish all the 7 fufu in one sitting

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Emyogalanya: 8:47pm On Nov 20, 2021

daddytime:

Jesuuu

See name....

just faint before I say this cos e gi shock you

I once sat with a man who ate 12 wraps of fufu. At ekeki park yenagoa

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Shakathezulu1: 8:50pm On Nov 20, 2021

If I blow kush finish lyk this, I dey chop wella oh.

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by fafambo: 8:52pm On Nov 20, 2021

Mercychen:
MUA!

Though mine is determined by mood. Depending on my mood I can eat half pot of rice. Yes. On such days it looks like I'm never gonna get full.

Way back ( student days) I used to finish 4 cups of garri eba. But now, I can only eat 1 cup; and I don't even finish it these days. The fear of buharism is the beginning of wisdom

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by marleybrown1: 8:56pm On Nov 20, 2021

Umartins1:
Lol. Myself. Back to back to back eating competition winner.

Winner, 2019 eating competition, Mariere Hall, University of Lagos

GT Bank food competition winner 2015, organized in LASPOTECH

La casera, 2016 eating competition champion, UNILAG

No come cap oh... We Sabi the person wey win am..

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by SilvanusII(m): 8:56pm On Nov 20, 2021

Your spelling killeth. I guess the OPs today missed the 'mind your business' memo

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Nobody: 8:58pm On Nov 20, 2021

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It's not because of buhari. I grew older and realized I had to watch my weight. So I cut down the portion and overtime my stomach adjusted to the small size but sometimes I still over do it. With rice though. Can't try it with eba any longer.

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by seyz91(m): 8:59pm On Nov 20, 2021

ahnie:
My younger brother.he can finish one paint of garri in a day.anytime he informs me of his visiting me,my heart always beat.

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Nobody: 9:02pm On Nov 20, 2021

I know of one lazy young man. He can spend more than 2hours eating. He will finish the food, licked the stew, crushed the bones and suck everything. He doesn't eat fast and he can eat for more than 2hours at a stretch

He will finish his own food. Finished all the left overs and will still be looking hungrily about. I don't even know the strength of that guy. As far as I am concerned, he can eat any amount of food and he is so damn lazy.

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by donMIG(m): 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2021

I just dei hear I nva c
But my friend wei dei call war lord fit eat fried yam directly from frying pan e no dei burn d guy for mouth grin

Him dei cheat us that year for food

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Nobody: 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2021

I just dey laugh because if them dey throway pikin for eating too much, my parents for don throway me grin

I dey chop eeehn. E ri ri'm nne'm shortage cheesy

E reach were e reach, half bag of garri wey we dey normally buy for month end (for me, my dad, and my mum. They both eat once a day as one works and the other trades) no dey pass two weeks.

My papa give my mama warning tire say Lagos hard. No be village we dey. She no hear. How this man go tell her only pikin not to chop as him want grin

Because of this, all food stuffs were moved from the kitchen to my parents' bedroom. My papa come dey use him hand measure out rice, beans, and garri wey I go chop. If I wan make EBA in the night, my papa go say "go carry the garri come make I see". If I no show am na wahala cry

One day we go our village, na'im I come dey chop like Lion wey never see food for 8 years. These village people just dey supply me loi loi (if you're Igbo, you'll understand) like say I go die after the meal. Some were even laughing. My papa enter come begin shout for me. As E dey shout, na so hin elder sister shout back for am say make him no disturb me. She say no be so him eat when him dey small? I shock shocked

. No be this my papa wey no dey eat much? This man wey dey struggle with 1&½ fufu. How? The elder sister come say na as him grow him come reduce. She also said if I grow up, I'll reduce. Me I thought it was a natural something but I no know say na pocket and economy dey cause am grin

. Wetin man dey reason pass food.

Forget guys, I chop scatter. They gave me silly namea like Chidi nwa afo nri, Mpotu (meaning Clearance), Eze nri 1, still yet I no fat till date. The only saving grace I had be say i too know book.

But I thought my case was worse till I meet my cousin, Mimi. We came then for a family occasion. The wey baba chop shock everybody including me shocked

. This guy slim pass me. You won't even believe he'll finish a loaf of bread but this guy dey demolish fufu mounds and that's why him dey always go village. That was when I understood that this is a family something cheesy

Las las, na now i understand all the things wey my dad being dey tell me. Rest in peace Dad cry

. Economy choke. Money hard to get but God dey.

I'm seriously expecting my children to chop well that's why I dey double my hustle. If my children no chop half or at least quarter of how I take chop as I dey small, I fit run DNA test grin

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by SenecaTheYonger: 9:10pm On Nov 20, 2021

ahnie:
My younger brother.he can finish one paint of garri in a day.anytime he informs me of his visiting me,my heart always beat.

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by vickydevoka(m): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2021

phorget:
The most annoying thing about his people is that most of them are always so lazy, how can they be eating as if they are eating their last supper yet they remain so lazy to even hustle baffles me a lot.

Not all but most. Emeka back then came out with 3rd class bcus of food upon him de on scholarship ( very intelligent

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Vibraniumsteel(m): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2021

Me oo I de finish one cup of rice (1 derica) ,7 raps of fufu no blame me I'm 6ft 5in tall

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by vickydevoka(m): 9:13pm On Nov 20, 2021

rossovu:
I saw someone finish 4 spag with my koro koro eyes

Spags no be food. Make him chop fufu or pando

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by nairaman66(m): 9:13pm On Nov 20, 2021

There is a guy called Churchill, when his wife cooks, she just bring in the whole pot of soup with almost half basket of garri.

This is no joke!

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by bigcee(m): 9:15pm On Nov 20, 2021

rossovu:
I saw someone finish 4 spag with my koro koro eyes

4 spagh?

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Kyrestas: 9:15pm On Nov 20, 2021

I ALWAYS EAT TWO SPARGETIC AT ONCE.

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Nov 20, 2021

Anytime I’m thinking and overthinking or when I have a lot bothering, I do stress-eat.

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Bola146(f): 9:19pm On Nov 20, 2021

akdjr:
My landlord son can finish 4 and will still eat more if still available.

Ha...

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Bola146(f): 9:20pm On Nov 20, 2021

Tallesty1:
This is nothing.

I have a friend who doesn't eat noodles at all because even 4 packs is not enough for him.

His senior brother eats once a day but he eats like a camel.

If Kenneth wants to cook spag, he will cook one pack with 3 cups of beans then eat everything at once with big bottle coke and 5 sachet waters.

Jesus

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Ulunne777(f): 9:20pm On Nov 20, 2021

My husband .I didn't notice cos we most times met at restaurants and he'd order take away after eating.Only a caterer or someone who loves cooking will enjoy this absurd habit.

Me I can't kill myself.He's even encouraging our kids but thank God he's always away.I'd hate to be in public and my kids will embarrass me.
My Cousin uses wash hand basins to eat.nothing concerns him with plates.So imagine the quantity he eats.

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Biggiefela(m): 9:21pm On Nov 20, 2021

Chaii una make me remember Galome the guy dey chop wetin 3 people suppose chop normal but when he kon smoke join am no just use food play with am.... Make I go call the bastard I don miss am

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Offpoint1: 9:22pm On Nov 20, 2021

Old friend of mine, we parted for long years. When he finally reunite, nigga came visiting and never knew he has become a weed smoker.

Nigga came at month end as I instructed him so that I can stock up. I stocked up 3x the usually, knowing well everyone's not like me with poor appetite.

Long story short, nigga finished food that will have ordinary taken me 2 months+, in 3 days...
3 good days, he ate food meant for 5 people at once and every hours even at night... Imagine waking up 1am, 2,3,4,5am to eat.

I ran away from my own house

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by zedegit: 9:22pm On Nov 20, 2021

OKOATA:
Ok while schooling at unilorin in those years, we have this buka that students normally go to eat. There's this guy who comes to eat in one of those bukas, he eats ones a day and at a sitting the guy will finish 18 raps of fufu no cap, I mean the woman at the canteen who serves him already knows him, he eats 18 raps like that every blessed day till we graduated.

Another happened at my grandpa's funeral, one of cousins brought a neighbor of hers, the little girl was about 5 years old but man this girl ate a very big mosel of pounded yam and she said she wanted more, out of curiosity she was given another huge mosel with egusi soup she finished that one again, haba she still wanted more, I said no more cos her belle was about to bust.

One of my own very good friend again that one na die, I went to his house, that night the wheat was served my friend was served too I said how many people wanna eat this he said only him, blood of habakkuk what you wanna eat is about 3 people's own na, this guy can fry 10eggs with 300naira bread at a go, he literally eats every 30mins, one bag of rice, semo, wheat within a week fiam ma guy foodstuff don vanish.

Whosoever experienced such you can share.

I call them the "bowl eaters" because they make eba on a huge bowl and they will remove their shirts before attacking it and within 30 minutes, you will doubt your sanity. Those were my neighbours.

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Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Nobody: 9:23pm On Nov 20, 2021

Sisikay:
It's a gift though

they're literally eating their way to the grave. Enjoyment ko

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by obstead200(m): 9:24pm On Nov 20, 2021

southniyikaye:
While growing up, they gave me one very stupid name.. (bi o tan, MI o yo) I.e if it is not finished, I am not satisfied...
Even till now, that nonsense still happens.. So I always tell them to prepare what will finish at once cos if not, I will keep going there to dish myself food until there is nothing left... It doesn't matter if am filled or not..

u have a serious psychological problem dude.

Actually, I feel what makes pple over eat is poverty.
Simple and short

Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Munzy14(m): 9:24pm On Nov 20, 2021

ahnie:
My younger brother.he can finish one paint of garri in a day.anytime he informs me of his visiting me,my heart always beat.

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