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MaxInDHouse:
Then you need to learn from the Christians, it's wise to be swift in hearing or listening but slow to respond so as to meditate thoroughly before answering.

"Know this, my beloved brothers: Everyone must be quick to listen, slow to speak, slow to anger" James 1:19

"The one who is slow to anger has great discernment, But the impatient one displays his foolishness" Proverbs 14:29


You got it wrong there!
True religion (Christianity) is a way of life but if you only know the misinformed Churchgoers claiming Christians then you don't know anything about true Christianity!

This is what the first pioneers of Christianity said:

"They went out from us, but they were not of our sort; for if they had been of our sort, they would have remained with us. But they went out so that it might be shown that not all are of our sort" 1John 2:19

So the several different sects claiming denominations of Christianity today are not true Christians, it takes a real intellectual to know this not some impatient persons like you!

I have learnt Christianity and I know that the noodly lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god.

Permesan be upon him

Pastafari:
What am I even saying?
Pastafarianism is not a religion, it’s a way of life

The highlighted above and the one below is enough proof that you're just deceiving yourself!

Pastafari:
I have learnt Christianity and I know that the noodly lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god.
Permesan be upon him

1Sharon:
He's a blasphemer.

You know the brother of his lord better than him?
He's only saying the truth.

You can't fight the truth. You might even be privy of the truth now but shying away from it and hiding under a cloke - a form of defence mechanism?

Pastafari:
Receive the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior now or perish in Hell

I can't perish In hell because I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and personal saviour, he is a very good friend as well as a good father to me...


Discontinue your pegasus nonsense.... It can't go farrr don't sweat it...

Lamanii22:
I can't perish In hell because I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and personal saviour, he is a very good friend as well as a good father to me...


Discontinue your pegasus nonsense.... It can't go farrr don't sweat it...

you will go to hell unless you accept the noodly lord as your lord and savior.
Stop serving the smaller Christian god

MaxInDHouse:
The highlighted above and the one below is enough proof that you're just deceiving yourself!

Drop all the antics and accept him into your life.
You won’t succeed in life if he’s not in you and you are not in him.

He loves you and boiled for your sins. Ramen

Pastafari:
Drop all the antics and accept him into your life. You won’t succeed in life if he’s not in you and you are not in him. He loves you and boiled for your sins. Ramen

But you said it's not a religion!

1Sharon:
TAGM & hupernikao, know this and know peace.

He boiled for your sins.

Okay. I have heard you. But lest finish the one we are discussing earlier.

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MaxInDHouse:
But you said it's not a religion!

yes, it’s a way of life

Pastafari:
Oyes, it’s a way of life

OK o, there's freedom of speech expression and worship so you're entitled to your opinion!

MaxInDHouse:
OK o, there's freedom of speech expression and worship so you're entitled to your opinion!

Not really, you are in the wrong religion if you aren’t a pastafarian, which is a way of life

Pastafari:
Not really, you are in the wrong religion if you aren’t a pastafarian, which is a way of life

Hilarious!
First it was your religion, then it wasn't a religion and now it's about religion again.
Please you will fit in for Stand up Nigeria comedy show with Funmi Davies!

MaxInDHouse:
Hilarious!
First it was your religion, then it wasn't a religion and now it's about religion again.
Please you will fit in for Stand up Nigeria comedy show with Funmi Davies!

Its religious way of life

Pastafari:
Its religious way of life

At least you understand yourself!

TAGM:

You know the brother of his lord better than him?
He's only saying the truth.

You can't fight the truth. You might even be privy of the truth now but shying away from it and hiding under a cloke - a form of defence mechanism?

Receive the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior now or perish in Hell for all eternity.

All other gods are impastas

1Sharon:
Receive the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior now or perish in Hell for all eternity.

All other gods are impastas

Why are you being evasive? 1sharon

Well, was about mentioning you to tell you how service was this evening. I worshipped and met with God Almighty. Was so blessed, He spoke to me and I did to Him.

Met wonderful believers also, nice people, though too shy to interact. But we connect spiritually as children of the One true God.

You Gerrit?

Pastafari:
All Christians and other religions will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the noodly lord, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most high God, the creator of the universe and everything within is kind and giving you an opportunity to retrace your steps to him.

The evidence is in the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster;
Ravioli 1:2 “For Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Noodles, that whosoever eat it should not perish, but have everlasting life”

Remember that a fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster.

How many people take flying spaghetti seriously?

Nothingserious:
How many people take flying spaghetti seriously?

Doesnt matter as long as Yahweh takes him seriously

MaxInDHouse:
At least you understand yourself!

Repent from your sins. The lord Spaghetti monster loves you

TAGM:
Why are you being evasive? 1sharon

Well, was about mentioning you to tell you how service was this evening. I worshipped and met with God Almighty. Was so blessed, He spoke to me and I did to Him.

Met wonderful believers also, nice people, though too shy to interact. But we connect spiritually as children of the One true God.

You Gerrit?

What did he look and sound like?

1Sharon:
What did he look and sound like?

He looked loving, majestically revealed in the person of Christ and in those believers He dwells in. I beheld and I saw with my eyes if faith His glory, as it filled the hall and saturated the atmosphere.

Couldn't mistaken His loving and reassuring voice as it echoed in my spirit...

Pastafari:
Receive the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior now or perish in Hell

Flying spaghetti indeed

TAGM:
He looked loving, majestically revealed in the person of Christ and in those believers He dwells in. I beheld and I saw with my eyes if faith His glory, as it filled the hall and saturated the atmosphere.

Couldn't mistaken His loving and reassuring voice as it echoed in my spirit...

What did he look and sound like?

TAGM:
He looked loving, majestically revealed in the person of Christ and in those believers He dwells in. I beheld and I saw with my eyes if faith His glory, as it filled the hall and saturated the atmosphere.

Couldn't mistaken His loving and reassuring voice as it echoed in my spirit...

Did hear this voice in your ears or your mind?

1Sharon:
What did he look and sound like?

Don't expect me start describing the looks of God here, He's Spirit. You see Him by faith, you see His glory revealed even in things he's created... Including you.
Even in heaven we are assured of seeing only only Christ physically for now

LordReed:
Did hear this voice in your ears or your mind?

Ears Reed. Even a Bruised reed shall he not break

TAGM:
Don't expect me start describing the looks of God here, He's Spirit. You see Him by faith, you see His glory revealed even in things he's created... Including you.
Even in heaven we are assured of seeing only only Christ physically for now

Lol.

TAGM:
Ears Reed. Even a Bruised reed shall he not break

And we're you the only one there? If there were other people with you did they hear it too?

1Sharon:
Lol.

If you want experiences, I can share some supernatural experiences with. Maybe not just yet

LordReed:
And we're you the only one there? If there were other people with you did they hear it too?

You want experiences? Would you believe? I would want your faith, belief in Christ and what He's done for you to be based on faith or your personal encounter with Him.

TAGM:
You want experiences? Would you believe? I would want your faith, belief in Christ and what He's done for you to be based on faith or your personal encounter with Him.

Just answer the question please.