All Christians and other religions will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the noodly lord, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most high God, the creator of the universe and everything within is kind and giving you an opportunity to retrace your steps to him.

The evidence is in the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster;
Ravioli 1:2 “For Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Noodles, that whosoever eat it should not perish, but have everlasting life”

Remember that a fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Nkpuru Nmiri Talking. That Drug is Bad for.

Pastafari:
All Christians and other religions will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the noodly lord, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most high God, the creator of the universe and everything within is kind and giving you an opportunity to retrace your steps to him.

The evidence is in the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster;
Ravioli 1:2 “For Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Noodles, that whosoever eat it should not perish, but have everlasting life”

Remember that a fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Hell fire is reserved for you .

duro4chang:
Hell fire is reserved for you .

You are also going to hell in my religion.

Pafage:
Nkpuru Nmiri Talking. That Drug is Bad for.

You will see who’s on drugs when the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes on the last day riding on a Pegasus.
In his glory and and using his noodly appendages to send we the believers to heaven.

Pastafari:
You are also going to hell in my religion.

You had better accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour.

duro4chang:
You had better accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour.

You also accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and personal savior.

Remember that he boiled for your sins

Better receive the Lord Jesus as your Lord and personal saviour now

All humans goes to hell (grave) at death, whether good or bad but only believers in the true God will be raised back to life in the day of RESURRECTION, unbelievers will continue as dead persons forever!
The highlighted is what unbelievers can't have!

Lamanii22:
Better receive the Lord Jesus as your Lord and personal saviour now

Receive the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior now or perish in Hell

MaxInDHouse:
All humans goes to hell (grave) at death, whether good or bad but only believers in the true God will be raised back to life in the day of RESURRECTION, unbelievers will continue as dead persons forever!
The highlighted is what unbelievers can't have!

This is not true in my religion

Pastafari:
All Christians and other religions will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the noodly lord, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.

you no even get anything Spaghetti company!

Nkpuru Nmiri spiced with codejuana talking.

Pastafari:
All Christians and other religions will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the noodly lord, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most high God, the creator of the universe and everything within is kind and giving you an opportunity to retrace your steps to him.

The evidence is in the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster;
Ravioli 1:2 “For Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Noodles, that whosoever eat it should not perish, but have everlasting life”

Remember that a fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I wish there was a block button on Nairaland.

PastorM:


I wish there was a block button on Nairaland.

We have to be tolerant of each other.

Intolerance can lead to extremism. That’s how Islamic terrorists started.

Dtruthspeaker:


you no even get anything Spaghetti company!

Nkpuru Nmiri spiced with codejuana talking.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster forgive you because you don’t know what you are doing.

Pastafari:

This is not true in my religion

Your religion in your religion!

Pastafari:
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster forgive you because you don’t know what you are doing.

Obviously, either Nkpuru Nmiri disables you from determining when an of offence is commited or you know nothing boy as usual!

Dtruthspeaker:


Obviously, either Nkpuru Nmiri disables you from determining when an of offence is commited or you know nothing boy as usual!

Repent from your sins and acknowledge the one and only Saviour. He boiled for your sins

MaxInDHouse:

Your religion in your religion!

What am I even saying?

Pastafarianism is not a religion, it’s a way of life

I like this your religion.how could one become a member ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex__6LcJr8E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yPkGvslASc


They need to gather you for this kind place.... Flog the shit outta you

TAGM & hupernikao, know this and know peace.

He boiled for your sins.

EnemyofGod22:
I like this your religion.how could one become a member ?

Would you like to learn proof FSM exists?

Here https://www.nairaland.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588

1Sharon:
TAGM & hupernikao, know this and know peace.

He boiled for your sins.

See satanist's testimony about you FSM below:

"NaijaSatanist:

Satan and his brother FSM, go hand in hand. Satan will not be angry with you if you worship FSM. But Satan will be very angry if you worship Jesus"

I asked you a question but you refused to answer. What went wrong? Or you never even started before pulling out?

FSM is actually using the creative wonder and benevolence of the Almighty to spite Him. Stop all these 1sharon.

TAGM:


See satanist's testimony about you FSM below:

"NaijaSatanist:

Satan and his brother FSM, go hand in hand. Satan will not be angry with you if you worship FSM. But Satan will be very angry if you worship Jesus"

I asked you a question but you refused to answer. What went wrong? Or you never even started before pulling out?

FSM is actually using the creative wonder and benevolence of the Almighty to spite Him. Stop all these 1sharon.

That’s his personal beliefs

Pastafari:

What am I even saying?
Pastafarianism is not a religion, it’s a way of life

You said:

Pastafari:

This is not true in my religion

You've already admitted that it's your religion so stop deceiving yourself!

TAGM:


See satanist's testimony about you FSM below:

"NaijaSatanist:

Satan and his brother FSM, go hand in hand. Satan will not be angry with you if you worship FSM. But Satan will be very angry if you worship Jesus"

I asked you a question but you refused to answer. What went wrong? Or you never even started before pulling out?

FSM is actually using the creative wonder and benevolence of the Almighty to spite Him. Stop all these 1sharon.

He's a blasphemer.

MaxInDHouse:


You said:


You've already admitted that it's your religion so stop deceiving yourself!

I got it wrong, pastafarianism is more than a religion. It’s a way of life.

Christianity and others are religions. That’s how pastafarianism stands out

Pastafari:

I got it wrong, pastafarianism is more than a religion. It’s a way of life.

Then you need to learn from the Christians, it's wise to be swift in hearing or listening but slow to respond so as to meditate thoroughly before answering.

"Know this, my beloved brothers: Everyone must be quick to listen, slow to speak, slow to anger" James 1:19

"The one who is slow to anger has great discernment, But the impatient one displays his foolishness" Proverbs 14:29

Pastafari:

Christianity and others are religions. That’s how pastafarianism stands out

You got it wrong there!
True religion (Christianity) is a way of life but if you only know the misinformed Churchgoers claiming Christians then you don't know anything about true Christianity!

This is what the first pioneers of Christianity said:

"They went out from us, but they were not of our sort; for if they had been of our sort, they would have remained with us. But they went out so that it might be shown that not all are of our sort" 1John 2:19

So the several different sects claiming denominations of Christianity today are not true Christians, it takes a real intellectual to know this not some impatient persons like you!

PastorM:


I wish there was a block button on Nairaland.

Why would you block him? You preach your own, he is preaching his own, each man according to his beliefs. What is the grouse?

Pastafari:
All Christians and other religions will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the noodly lord, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most high God, the creator of the universe and everything within is kind and giving you an opportunity to retrace your steps to him.

The evidence is in the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster;
Ravioli 1:2 “For Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Noodles, that whosoever eat it should not perish, but have everlasting life”

Remember that a fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Blessed be the holy pasta that was boiled for our sins and blessed be the holy sauce that was shed for our sins. Eat his pasta and his sauce and rejoice in his salvation for his mercies are ye and amen!

Let us praise him in song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIVwnncCA0

LordReed:


Blessed be the holy pasta that was boiled for our sins and blessed be the holy sauce that was shed for our sins. Eat his pasta and his sauce and rejoice in his salvation for his mercies are ye and amen!

Let us praise him in song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIVwnncCA0

I was touched by his noodly appendages while listening to this beautiful song.
Truly, our noodly lord is great and deserves all praise and exaltations.