Share yours using the hashtag e.g. #momtoldme let them run their mouths, and you run, your business!
#Momtoldme don't buy the cow if she is giving away the milk for free......Oooops (kinda like this one)

mimic from
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-user-polls/post/mothers-day-2012-your-best-mom-quotes-momtoldme/2012/05/08/gIQAFxG9AU_blog.html?hpid=z5

keep it rolling, be back with mine!

1. Ranti omo eni ti iwo n se meaning. Remember the son of whom you are
2. Eru ogun odun ko soro lati she. Meaning. Its not difficult to be a slave for 20years.
Those words means a whole lot to me. Happy mothers day to my beautiful Chief Mrs.

Whatever happens my daughter, a goodname is better than riches.

1. Read your Bible daily and live by it for without Christ you can do nothing.
2. Never marry a dumb woman or an illiterate.
3. Be a responsible man who will make provision for Shelter, Food and Clothing for his family. Under no circumstances should you let your wife take up your role.

Dont lie to a woman and always use a condom.

Nnee, don't do what I won't do.

Really Powerful!

Zi: Nnee, don't do what I won't do.

Really Powerful!

I thought this quote is meant for lovers alone ? Justasking#

Wat cant be cured must be endured (with faith), its not going to kill

#flee 4rm hoez my son. #my son open ya mouth n wallet cautiously.

Learn how to do the following, she said: cook, sew a button on, patch a minor tear on a cloth... They all sound like a woman's chores; but wait until the woman refuses to do them and you need them done...

"Don't trust girls"

#my pikin look ground well no mean say shooku shooku dey ground o.

'' when people talk negatively concerning you, never let it bother you.... Just don't BE that person they are talking about''.

~Bluetooth:


I thought this quote is meant for lovers alone ? Justasking#

u serious? Mmhm

"my son, beware of human beings, dey re nt trustworthy...especially d ones on nairaland''...

Dear son, only what you know alone is a secret.

*In whatever you do,put God first and remember if he says yes no one can dispute it.
*Remember God doesn't judge you by what people say but by what you actually do.
*You are the best,never believe anyone who says otherwise.
*Birds that are not of the same species don't usually have any business with each other(the best way i can interpret it)

And so many more.

#mumtoldme,jumai BE CAREFUL. Dnt wait for a man to feed u and give u all d tins u need dts why u r in sch o.and d best advice is learn to be a problem solver for ur husband nt problem creater.

sholay2011: "my son, beware of human beings, dey re nt trustworthy...especially d ones on nairaland''...

Is your mom a nLer ? Sorry no offence !

Wislet: u serious? Mmhm

yes ma. . .all my girlfriends say it everytime. e get wetin mama go do,wey pikin no go do ?

sholay2011: "my son, beware of human beings, dey re nt trustworthy...especially d ones on nairaland''...

Did she really told you that? She must be a nairalander too....

A man cannot make a name for himself in the sun, if he keeps taking refuge under the family tree?

Be hardworking and trust no one except yourself.

#momtoldmE neva find a solution to a problem ;alway find d course of the problem....Dt way it will neva reoccur* #momtoldmE neva find a solution to a problem ;alway find d course of the problem....Dt way it will neva reoccur*

cashmentor: Share yours using the hashtag e.g. #momtoldme let them run their mouths, and you run, your business!
#Momtoldme don't buy the cow if she is giving away the milk for free......Oooops (kinda like this one)

mimic from
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-user-polls/post/mothers-day-2012-your-best-mom-quotes-momtoldme/2012/05/08/gIQAFxG9AU_blog.html?hpid=z5

keep it rolling, be back with mine!

i didnt say u should nt have big teeth...bt make sure u ve a lip 2 cover it.....[color=#006600][/color]

~Bluetooth:


Is your mom a nLer ? Sorry no offence !

cashmentor: Did she really told you that? She must be a nairalander too....

Abi maami ti je nairalander ni...lol...

'tan tan to lo tan e ni tan mi n tan rare je' means deceiving man. If you deceive me, you are actually deceiving yourself.

#momtoldme#
1.Lo na ti e pada..!
2.F**K wel but remenba to us a ruff ryder..nt gold cirlce...!

what makes a great man lives in his head
the downfall of a man isn't the end of his life(that was when I repeated SS2)
pursue your dreams. when you are successful, women will pursue you to your village. foolish men go after women. wise men go after success. women go after successful men(that one na daily advice)
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Never take a decision based on a woman's tears...we women know how to cry on cue.

#Momtoldme Every line is a straight line, it depends on how you look at it