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Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 12:31pm On Dec 03, 2021
..i dont wannna be a plaYA NO MORE & am ready to settle down with a desent lady ONly under this condition:

1. You must were mini sket eveday cheesy
2. You muss not nag or complain any time i want some *thingy thingy* cheesy
3. You must were thong when u doin exercise cheesy
4. U must were towel every morning b4 u serve me break fast
5. U must be ready to gimmme massge 10 time a day plus u must spek good london english angry
6. U must all ways gimmme moiney witout naggin
7. Lastly & mostly important....u must be ready to shange yor complexion to lightskin or halfcast..u must loook like beyasi (no condition, u must shange color) angry


Ladies...we ready.. YOU WANT?? cheesy
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Nobody: 12:48pm On Dec 03, 2021
Baba werey. Shey you've taken that substance again cheesy
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Toochildish666: 1:03pm On Dec 03, 2021
Very eazy. U can do it ur self sir, just go to desart an moud her urself.
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Medusa65(f): 1:04pm On Dec 03, 2021
Pumpum is ready to settle down ooo cheesy cheesy
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by AoifeNightfall: 9:52pm On Dec 03, 2021
Goat!!!!! angry angry angry
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Cerebellum: 10:00pm On Dec 03, 2021
You're a mumu mumu mumu OP!!

Yes(no offense)grin
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 10:58pm On Dec 03, 2021
Cerebellum:
You're a mumu mumu mumu OP!!

Yes(no offense)grin
Thread clearly say LADIES....but insted..u bring that yor gorila loookin sef wit other member of yor gay boyfriends to this thread..are u a lady gadddemit?....and then u wonder why we londoner call u homebase guys ilitarate mofo

Please go away so the ladies can respond..edddiot boy!!(no oofenese) angry
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by MufasaLion: 11:49pm On Dec 03, 2021
I couldn't even read the gibberish you posted. Poor English Language knowledge.
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Freelane33(m): 11:52pm On Dec 03, 2021
Pumpumking , Omo were cool
Pumpumking:
..i dont wannna be a plaYA NO MORE & am ready to settle down with a desent lady ONly under this condition:

1. You must were mini sket eveday cheesy
2. You muss not nag or complain any time i want some *thingy thingy* cheesy
3. You must were thong when u doin exercise cheesy
4. U must were towel every morning b4 u serve me break fast
5. U must be ready to gimmme massge 10 time a day plus u must spek good london english angry
6. U must all ways gimmme moiney witout naggin
7. Lastly & mostly important....u must be ready to shange yor complexion to lightskin or halfcast..u must loook like beyasi (no condition, u must shange color) angry


Ladies...we ready.. YOU WANT?? cheesy
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2021
hmmm... any its allowed there in Nigeria...for some reason am been thanking of marrying 2 women at the same time...my 79 yer old have 7wifes but he left wit 3 now. other 4cran away undecided
Re: Marriage? ITS TIME!!!! by Divoc19(f): 12:55am On Dec 08, 2021
You are not ready
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