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A Nigerian lady identified as Chinecherm Onu has put herself up for hire on social media. The lady who stated different price tags for different locations advised men not to be scared of going back to the village on account of parents demanding from them their potential wives. She is ready to play the role for money.
She wrote:

Seasonal Greetings ndi Ibe anyi!
Kedu ka eke si añya añwu?

This information is for our men. If you have been avoiding traveling home during February because Mama and Papa dey demand for Daughter-in law... Nwanne m! Search no more.

I bring you good news!

Have you thought of 'Hiring a woman'�

Yes! No look me like that. �

I am available for your family hangout, just small money will bring me to your house to 'act' as wife-to-be, so your family will not disturb during this period.

I charge according to community.

If you're from #Okpoma, your fee is 100k

#Amanator - 85k

#Umueziugwu -105k

#Umubo - 300k �

And #Enuagu, if you're from this place you will pay me 450k because I stand the chance to meet my village people who may likely report me to my people.

The pictures attached are the 'wifeism' activities i can do.

Oya let's talk business, you can still bargain.

You can tell me your village if it is not among the ones listed. �

Kedu anu mbu na añwu mmiri oma? ��


Lala, she is a human, not a snake. You can help in promoting her business.

Nigeria my country!!!
Never a dull moment

What about those that are IJGB? Na how much you go charge them?

Wetin Christmas no go cause.

Dreadshy:
What about those that are IJGB? Na how much you go charge them?

Chat her up na

That last line 'she is a human not a snake..' has me thinking.

Are we going to eat each other’s cake afterwards??
Even at that I won’t pay you that amount, you nor get Wetin I want, no big boobies to suckle upon, will I suckle on your heart?

tillaman:
Are we going to eat each other’s cake afterwards??
Even at that I won’t pay you that amount, you nor get Wetin I want, no big boobies to suckle upon, will I suckle on your heart?

Off the mic

RevolverOcelot:
That last line 'she is a human not a snake..' has me thinking.

Lala na snake man.

RevolverOcelot:
That last line 'she is a human not a snake..' has me thinking.

In case you notice snake tendencies in future. Don't be discouraged.

Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

tillaman:
Are we going to eat each other’s cake afterwards??
Even at that I won’t pay you that amount, you nor get Wetin I want, no big boobies to suckle upon, will I suckle on your heart?

When they say the only thing Nigerian men think of is sex, they will deny.


Nigerian men change you stone age mentality!!! And be men not sex starved bitter redpillers.

Rubbish!

Putting yourself out there will only make you an easy catch for ritualist on the lookout for human heads.

Risky venture.

Of course

We all know that SIMPs will flood her dm

AoifeNightfall:
When they say the only thing Nigerian men think of is sex, they will deny.


Nigerian men change you stone age mentality!!! And be men not sex starved bitter redpillers.

ever heard of sarcasm??
You need help if you can’t detect sarcasm when you see one

tillaman:
ever heard of sarcasm??
You need help if you can’t detect sarcasm when you see one

I should be asking you that.

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot



Damn.. Nasty.. I'm out of here

wehrey noh even "Fine" sef

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!