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| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 3:56pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Bukolaberry:Kwam1: Abukky baby peperempe peperempe |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 3:57pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
MhiztaRange:Hmmmn deep. |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 4:20pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
dodoatirice:dancing mode activated |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by amzee(m): 4:40pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
@Dodoatirice aka plantain n rice,drop tori for us dis evening oo |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 4:43pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
amzee:For sure Boss |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 6:16pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
One of the best story on nairaland right now ![]() |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 6:43pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
![]() The hour have come for you to start using ur body parts ....One hustler been wan double him hustle dat year naso baba give am soap make he go baff for river.... Say anything wey fall from him body na wetin the baba go use prepare the main soap..... Na so the guy think an finish say e no fit.. make baba hold him money.... Dodoatirice no be small research u do oooo.... I can relate to every every ![]() |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by MhiztaRange(m): 7:00pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
DSC7: |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 8:58pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Dodoatrice, how far nah. Wetin dey sup? Update Update Update Update Update Update Update |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:06am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Anticipating |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Azzrael: 2:16am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Dodo how far? You said they'd be update last night. I've been anticipating. |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 5:22am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Nice update Maxi Dodo...
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| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 11:01am On Dec 10, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Boss��� |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 11:42am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Oga boss |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by tammyf: 12:45pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
The delay is making it boring now. |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 12:46pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Boss Riceandplantain. Tomorrow is my birthday oh. Please mention me on the next update and tomorrow's as a special gift. Jah bless |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by formular760: 1:17pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Rhu4xce:Hbd in adv |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 1:34pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
formular760:Thanks boss |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 3:15pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Today no update? |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Mummytoo: 3:27pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
See longer throat for update |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Dodoatrice oyaah nah, update the storyvnah |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 5:15pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
No vex guys, i had to make my family some money emabinu The next morning, after my public display of dog madness that earned me some unsolicited or uncalled for attention.. i locked myself indoors, took delivery of drugs from my dealer and wasted away. Around 9pm that night, Baba’s call became incessant. “Wetin happen now” i hissed loudly and in my head, “anything wey wan happen make e happen i no dey cut anything shey i resemble turkey abi chicken abi goat meat” then i stopped short again and thought to myself. “Omo o dey craze ooo, all those people wey i use nkoor, shebi i cut Jago meat that one nkoor all rhe meat wey i pound for inside mortar nkoor ozuooo” 11pm that night, because i had binged on drugs and woke up to the sound of the door open by itself, and i could hear footsteps like people trooping in and falling in line, like falling into formation if i didn’t loose count, or if i could picture it or imagine it, I’m sure there must have been about forty foot spiritual soldiers troop in and gave me the beaten of my life that the marks became so evident and visible. I couldn’t stand up and in what I thought was the end of the plummeting i received, i saw a cup of water appear by where i sat wasted from all the beatings. I didn’t drink it as i was too weak and that itself gave me what the picture was. My assumptions were right, the spirits brandished the floggings for real and like i said I thought they’d leave after they stopped. But I didn’t know they went for half time and their half time meant water break for me. I didn’t drink oo i close eyes open am, water don commot for where e appear. Maybe they thought oh we dey pity your life na hin make us give you water no be say we nice and when i didn’t drink they tooknit away and “twa twa twa twa twa twa twa twa twa twa” went the unseen whip that they used for the flogging. I was screaming ontop of my voice, i no know when i called on my mom to save me from the unbearable pain that i guess the more i cried the more the turned the notch up. They beat me till around 1am and they left the same way they had come in. Then the spiritual kids returned for their own session, their own session came with lesser pain for real but they ransacked my house, broke glasses in the toilet, broke my tv the one I recently replaced, broke my plates soiled my designers, they took my laptop to the kitchen, left it in the sink and let water run over it, these kids dey chop shoe. They chewed on my designer shoes, each pair had a bite. The foodstuff i stored up in my kitchen, they drag the bags to the lounge and emptied the contents. Rice beans gari semivota poundonyam etc. then suddenly all of that stopped l. Guess they left too. The next session of my travails that night was the corpse i had sex with like i could here their voices calling me their husband and i could hear one of them say they came to live with me and would take turns to have sex with me spiritualy. Reaching for my phone Me: Hello hello hello Baba, (faintly speaking admits tears) I’m ready Baba: eyah ekoo e reee you nefa see anything |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 5:25pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
![]() Bad guy say he don ready ![]() Next time if they appear just shout blood of Jesus dem go scatter.... Highest every thing wey u don gather go catch fire.... |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Rhu4xce:Cont Me: Ahhhh i don see many things Baba: dey come like this or before tomorrow morning you no go like urself. I withdrew the last strength i had from my body, called Niggaboi and asked if he could meet me at hime as i had to get somewhere i had to go to that night and couldn’t drive. I lied to him that i was sick and could barely walk. Before he arrived, i had managed to crawl from my lounge to the compound and he met me sitting on the floor and i had my back against one of the tires of my benz. Beyond that point I couldn’t move anymore and felt i was gonna die. He came back and met me in that position. He equally didn’t understand what i had faced or what was happening. I could barely and went all the questions he threw at me. He lifted me up and threw me in the benz and drove to an hospital damn. I was too weak to talk so I understood why he went thataway. They tried to inject me but as soon as the syringe touched my skin it broke for reals. Then they put me on admission saying they want to observe me for a while because. 3am then i started raving like a dog on rabbies, how i found the strength to pull that one off amazed me. Yes niggaboi made sure i was put in a private ward and i could hear the doctor asking in a surprised and angry tone “but who brought a dog to my shift, hownis this even possible” na English you dey talk doc i said in my head as i barked away. Quite alright Nighaboi didn’t go home yet and when they finally threw the door open ad saw why i was up to, nudse and doctor francticaly colided, ‘ewe Jesus christ’ i saw the doctor recover from bumping into the nurse in a bid to escape the horror show i was giving them (i mean it felt like i could grab one of them and give them the bite of their life. Then doctor made for the door and instead of opening the same door he opened to let him in, ou of fear, he used his body to barge into a door that only turning the handle will open it and with a loud thud he fell to the floo and passed out. Niggaboi seeing this and because he’d experienced it before, as i was barking he evacuated me from the room and into his benz and drove oooooooooff. As soon as he left the clinic, i settled down and regain mobility and composure and i told him to head Baba’s way. Without saying a word he drove in the direction i told him. |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Rhu4xce:Sorry i was busy and if its today, Happy Birtday Bro llnp But remember bro, Happy birthday sef na fake love. But this is from me to you and its coming from the bottom of my heart stay blessed and keep reading |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 7:41pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Omo I no fit lafff o! ![]() |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 7:57pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
Chai nothing like peace �️ of mind sha. |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 9:06pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Thanks boss |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Johnwick64: 10:56pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
This baba sef, you no tell us whether he dey collect monthly salary from you abi na pay-per-soap. |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Khd95(m): 5:36am On Dec 11, 2021 |
The doctor on that night shift no go ever enter that particular ward again ![]() |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 11:04am On Dec 11, 2021 |
Anticipating |
| Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 12:51pm On Dec 11, 2021 |
We finally made it to Baba’s coven and once outside the gate, the thought of having my cute feet severed rang in my head damn. I alighted and told Niggaboi he could go back to his base and if i needed him again I’d surely reach out. He wouldn’t bulge and said he’d hang around till i was done i told him I didn’t know when I’d leave or it may take some time. He still insisted on staying. Then for a moment I thought oh well come and see how i made my own money so you can run for your life! I asked him to go inside with me, Niggaboi no send. Him follow me enter this guy sha, e noor even fear if i go use am. But that wasn’t the plan anyway. We got inside, pleasantries, baba outrightly thought i brough Niggaboi to his Shrine so he could initiate spiritualy just like i did in the beginning of my journey. Bit i explained to him that he only helped me there and nothing more and I didn’t come with or in my own car. But Niggaboi missed out on the action because spiritualy he may cast us like baba envisaged. They left him in the wait room and me Baba and his stooge preceded to his coven. At Baba’s coven, i met two other guys there, Big boys oo this ones even came with their Laptop and typed away but one of them, used a eye patch on hos left eye, the other one two of his toes were missing even though it had healed completely, but what left my mouth agape was the fact that Baba asked me to wait while he attended to this guys since they came before me and from the conversation that ensued. This guys from what they told Baba, their hustle had began to slow down (yes I understood we were ritualists but different strokes for our folks) then baba told them they’d part with more body parts. I expected them to refute but this werey both of them, one of them said he couldn’t part with the other eye but he could part with 2 toes, the other said he’d part with 2 more toes on the other foot. I’d have thought this was a game plan bu Baba and these guys but omo they left me seated went to the backyard and damn that damning and piercing cry from both of them. Worst they returned and even though their foot was bandaged it oozed blood but then this fellas though wincing in pain, they kept telling themselves more funds. Worst worst In the calabash that was blood stained, i could see their severed toes as Baba placed it on that stone he referred to as The devil stone. Baba told me it was my turn, damn i was gonna go but before i made to stand up he said in my own case they’d cut five and i could decide if the will cut 3 and 2 from each foot or cut the five from one foot. You say wetin i querried, Baba repeated himself and looking at those gees still wincing in pain on the floor around me, and looking at the fact that Baba’s problem or request no dey finish, i stood up, looked him in the eye and Me: Baba the Baba, Baba: Na me be that Me: All your own no pass blood blood blood blood or chop dead person or use person etc Baba: Na me you dey follow tok like that? Me: Abeg getat! On the floor the two other guys sill wincing in pain and oozing blood and crying in pain i kicked one of them because he out of pain used his leg to barricade the way to the door not on purpose though i kicked him where it hurt and he let out a sharper cry “that na more money for you” made it to the wait room Niggaboi was shaking like a leaf i guess he heard the cry and the convo. Na him drive me come but na me drive am go back. Dude was too weak to talk Na only hear you hear oo if you come see nkoor?? |

