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Before u marry yr wife how many woman have u slept with

Go see a doctor bro.

Mehn this is beyond local man logistics

Bros op no reason matas e go better.. Nothing way God no fit turn around... And again never decide first.. Just run the normal test

Funny thread from a weird OP.
You have time to create a thread but can't go for a physical examination@ the hospital!
OP nairaland isn't the right place to get the real info/result you seek.


@Seniorwriter

Nacoss25:
Good morning nairalanders.
I for your advice and suggestions

Go to fertility clinic for Analysis.

@OP Do you masturbate or are you into hard drugs?

Let me be your doctor for today.
Not every woman who menstruates, ovulates.
Not every sperm that looks watery is watery.

Go offline from Nairaland
Get guava leaves, buy what they called Bara (bitterguard) , Add ginger and garlic and turmeric then boil all together. Let you and your wife drink it starting this weekend.
Take it for like a week.
It will detoxify your system of all the previous infections and junks that you or your wife may have picked up before marriage.


Afterwards,
Go and buy banana
Buy Peanuts
Buy tin of milk
Blend it together
Don't add water,
Take it like that for at least 1 month.
Addyzoa (this is a drug that improves sperm) and plenty of Walnut.
Let your wife go on Garlic and okro water during her fertile window.

Then go to the Hospital and carry out tests if nothing happens or come let's try

Stay some months without fvcking, so that your sperm will regain it's lost glory

Post pictures of your machine and the watery sperm let's see

NovesaTillie:
Let me be your doctor for today.
Not every woman who menstruates, ovulates.
Not every sperm that looks watery is watery.

Go offline from Nairaland
Get guava leaves, buy what they called Bara (bitterguard) , Add ginger and garlic and turmeric then boil all together. Let you and your wife drink it starting this weekend.
Take it for like a week.
It will detoxify your system of all the previous infections and junks that you or your wife may have picked up before marriage.

Afterwards,
Go and buy banana
Buy Peanuts
Buy tin of milk
Blend it together
Don't add water,
Take it like that for at least 1 month.
Let your wife go on Garlic and okro water during her fertile window.

Then go to the Hospital and carry out tests if nothing happens or come let's try

this message isn't for me, but I can't help but say God bless you and your home if you're married. And if not, God bless the lucky man that finds you, because as long as he's in a relationship with you, he is already blessed. I do envy that man who you desire so much. You didn't make mockery of the man, neither did you subject him to cruel comments. May God bless you mightily and may your path be free from all manner of evil.


Have a blessed weekend lady.

N:B: I'm not a devout christian but I felt like you should know this.

Jidemoo:
@OP Do you masturbate or are you into hard drugs?

No. Is been very long Sha

Visit a urologist. They know all things penis

Jidemoo:
@OP Do you masturbate or are you into hard drugs?

What does masturbation and hard drug got to do with infertility. If you don't know the right submission to a request just read and ignore. Don't people that masturbation give women belle or people that do hard drugs don't they have kids?. Una go just open mouth waaaaaa

Jeremani:
Stay some months without fvcking, so that your sperm will regain it's lost glory

I don't think frequency of sex affect quality of sex

Nacoss25:
I don't think frequency of sex affect quality of sex

me too

the devil is conny, when you are scared of pregnancy that's when pregnancy will occur

Guy see a doctor, they will let you know if you are shooting blanks, you can’t see the thing with your eyes, your sperm fit no get power to swim far, even pre-cum de give belle sometimes.

If a woman has an infection, Bleep her till next year she will not gave in. Watery sperm doesn`t mean u cant get her pregnant.

This is Why If Guy wants to Get Married, They should Try Stay off Sex 3 months, to the Fixed Date!

So dat ur Machine will be Filled with Pent-up Sperms reading to be Unleashed!

Op you need to see a doctor.

Damn, untreated UTI has led to low sperm count.

Go to see an urologist.

Nacoss25:
Good morning nairalanders.
I got married in the month of may this year. Since then my wife have not taken in, this gave me so much concern that I started thinking maybe am the problem because my wife mensurates and ovulates normally. Some days ago I have to do some physical test on myself by stimuting my genital organ to see how my sperm looks like. In the cause of the stimulation I released something like a drop of water so watery. Suspecting law sperm count and watery sperm.
What could be the cause of this and what could be the solution.
Thanks in advance for your advice and suggestions

Did you ever impregnate a lady before you got married... let's start from there

Visit a doctor

Seniorwriter:
Funny thread from a weird OP.
You have time to create a thread but can't go for a physical examination@ the hospital!
OP nairaland isn't the right place to get the real info/result you seek.


@Seniorwriter

No mind OP he either lacks common sense or he's just catching cruise

See a well-educated Urologist. Urologists specialize in men's sexual and reproductive health.

Instead of you to go see doctor

NovesaTillie:
Let me be your doctor for today.
Not every woman who menstruates, ovulates.
Not every sperm that looks watery is watery.

Go offline from Nairaland
Get guava leaves, buy what they called Bara (bitterguard) , Add ginger and garlic and turmeric then boil all together. Let you and your wife drink it starting this weekend.
Take it for like a week.
It will detoxify your system of all the previous infections and junks that you or your wife may have picked up before marriage.

Afterwards,
Go and buy banana
Buy Peanuts
Buy tin of milk
Blend it together
Don't add water,
Take it like that for at least 1 month.
Let your wife go on Garlic and okro water during her fertile window.

Then go to the Hospital and carry out tests if nothing happens or come let's try

I want to ask you a question!

Elitefosa:
I want to ask you a question!

Go on!

NovesaTillie:
Go on!

So u never still cure that konji

Nacoss25:
Some days ago I have to do some physical test on myself by stimuting my genital organ to see how my sperm looks like. In the cause of the stimulation I released something like a drop of water so watery. Suspecting law sperm count and watery sperm.
What could be the cause of this and what could be the solution.

In this day and age...bros, this your "school of thought" ehn....sha carry your wife make una two go see fertility doctor.