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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by amzee(m): 1:23pm On Dec 11, 2021
''Oun ti oju ri enu kole so'' meaning ''wetin eye don see,mouth no fit talk am''
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 3:23pm On Dec 11, 2021
thanks for the update, you are ready for anything alaye ti binutan.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:00pm On Dec 11, 2021
At this point,the nigga is ready for any dhum,highest wey baba fit do na to make you run mad.dodoatirice for all the episode you dey write,na this one i fear pass.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:06pm On Dec 11, 2021
Haakeem:
At this point,the nigga is ready for any dhum,highest wey baba fit do na to make you run mad.dodoatirice for all the episode you dey write,na this one i fear pass.


Hahahahahaha one corner one corner one corner lol
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by YoungBruzzy(m): 5:08pm On Dec 11, 2021
Thanks for the update boss
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:14pm On Dec 11, 2021
YoungBruzzy:
Thanks for the update boss

You’re welcome but na because of updates make me start the thread.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Mummytoo: 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2021
Your own body parts

This one weak me
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:51pm On Dec 11, 2021
On the drive back home, niggaboi no juss tok anything and e sweet me pa like that. Nothing out of place happened. Me and Niggaboi we went our separate ways without saying a word and on his part, I understood why he didn’t say a word, the dude noor see anything but the things he heard pass am, him think say na edd abi cash mailing or id.me or mobile deposit or wire transfer or benefits scams abi Bec scam wey e dey do wey be say the repercussions no dey unless the feds handle you. Him noor know say money but rituals na looooong thing. I couldn’t go home, everything at home was a big big mess the only way was to end my life but how? Then the third mainland bridge thing crossed my mind again and without thinking twice off i went. Booked a ride and came to a stop at third mainland. Initially i wasn’t supposed to end the ride there, i told the driver to halt, he did I didn’t pay him yet as i had no cash on me based on how i left home. I had no plans to pay because i thought in a minute, I’d be counting my loss in hell and he’d be counting the trip loss on earth.

Wait i dey come, i wan check something. I noor even look before i leap i noor even count one two teeereeee like most people do, one two teeeereee was a waste of time.. you wan commit suicide you dey count one two teeereee, you never ready to die be that. I closed my eyes, then plunged myself from the railings of the bridge into the calm but stinky amd dirty osa water. The flight from the bridge must have taken about 55 seconds then my body broke the surface of the water plunging into what I’d say a vast volume of water area and as i plunged in deeper from the force, then blackout. (For a moment i thought i saw my mooma in white crying and shaking her head maybe it was my imagination tho) next thing wey i know oo i no know who send two fishermen who wanted to be national heroes or so I thought. They rescued me from the fall and took me back to land. They thought they saved me. But they didn’t know they just brought me back to face more wahala from Baba and his coven!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 5:53pm On Dec 11, 2021
Gucci and versace socks on palm low-key






You go fit say him nor sabi dress, money dey him dey drive benz... Or him nor get dress sense.. maybe he dey code him self.

But Bros, you nor sabi the full matter.

fear men when dey wear
Ordinary singlet or handless
Three quarters
And versace socks .
With low slippers or palm ( on steady basis)

Nor be say guy man nor like wear shoes, but the pain nor be here.
because any part you offer to the devil can never heal, it go dey rotten gently small small dey go.

As it dey decay, na so the money go dey plenty!!

Same goes for guys when dey on steady cap mode.... many na their head them dey use.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2021
Born2winKingOG:
Gucci and versace socks on palm low-key






You go fit say him nor sabi dress, money dey him dey drive benz... Or him nor get dress sense.. maybe he dey code him self.

But Bros, you nor sabi the full matter.

fear guys when dey wear
Ordinary singlet or handless
Three quarters
And versace socks .
With low slippers or palm

Nor be say guy man nor like wear shoes, but the pain nor be here.
because any part you offer to the devil can never heal, it go dey rotten gently small small dey go.

Same goes for guys when dey on steady cap mode.


You said it all or even better my gee

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 5:59pm On Dec 11, 2021
dodoatirice:



You said it all or even better my gee
Betterstyle brotherly, carry on

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2021
Mehn wetin I dey read so. Nawah oh. I have always known that this path never ends well.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 7:27pm On Dec 11, 2021
dodoatirice:
On the drive back home, niggaboi no juss tok anything and e sweet me pa like that. Nothing out of place happened. Me and Niggaboi we went our separate ways without saying a word and on his part, I understood why he didn’t say a word, the dude noor see anything but the things he heard pass am, him think say na edd abi cash mailing or id.me or mobile deposit or wire transfer or benefits scams abi Bec scam wey e dey do wey be say the repercussions no dey unless the feds handle you. Him noor know say money but rituals na looooong thing. I couldn’t go home, everything at home was a big big mess the only way was to end my life but how? Then the third mainland bridge thing crossed my mind again and without thinking twice off i went. Booked a ride and came to a stop at third mainland. Initially i wasn’t supposed to end the ride there, i told the driver to halt, he did I didn’t pay him yet as i had no cash on me based on how i left home. I had no plans to pay because i thought in a minute, I’d be counting my loss in hell and he’d be counting the trip loss on earth.

Wait i dey come, i wan check something. I noor even look before i leap i noor even count one two teeereeee like most people do, one two teeeereee was a waste of time.. you wan commit suicide you dey count one two teeereee, you never ready to die be that. I closed my eyes, then plunged myself from the railings of the bridge into the calm but stinky amd dirty osa water. The flight from the bridge must have taken about 55 seconds then my body broke the surface of the water plunging into what I’d say a vast volume of water area and as i plunged in deeper from the force, then blackout. (For a moment i thought i saw my mooma in white crying and shaking her head maybe it was my imagination tho) next thing wey i know oo i no know who send two fishermen who wanted to be national heroes or so I thought. They rescued me from the fall and took me back to land. They thought they saved me. But they didn’t know they just brought me back to face more wahala from Baba and his coven!
Lolz devil wan show you pepper... grin grin grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Xavier5(m): 8:35pm On Dec 11, 2021
One Word, EXCEPTIONAL

#Xavier

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:42pm On Dec 11, 2021
More Sacrifices more money more problem


Draw Closer to God and he will draw nearer to you.....

Flee the Devil and he will flee from you...

Dine with the Devil and pay the bloody price..

Mehnnnnn matter too deep Abegggggg...

Dodoatirice you are doing well....

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:49am On Dec 12, 2021
Choi
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:00am On Dec 12, 2021
As soon as i got pulled from the water, the fishermen took me to shore and after what id call a water revival, i woke up spiting out water as soon as i realized i was still alive and not in hell, and after listening carefully to their conversation on how they saved me.. I asked if they could take me back and throw me in the ocean again. But then and there, they concluded i was mad and mentally unstable. I wouldn’t say thankfully, I’d say sorrowfully, my water resistant iPhone made it because as at the time when i jumped it was in my tight jean pocket so if i had made it to the bottom of that sea, itd have died its own natural death bit sorrowfully, it still held its own. Niggaboi then rang me I couldn’t pick but the fishers somehow did and explained everything that ensued and before i knew what’s up he came for me. He then drove me to Baba’s Coven for fear of taking me to a clinic again and having the same scene from the last time play out again. At Baba’s coven, he revived me completely and then asked if he should proceed to cut my five toes as i had no choice and that the Spirits were pissed at me as they’ve provided me with all the money i could ever think of and I don’t want to pay them back. This time Nighaboi was inside the preceding and was scared shit.

I understood the consequences even though i was very reluctant. But no choice. The axe went up and like a butcher after agreeing a set price for meat the axe then obeyed the law of gravity from the beholder and in one single swing, the toes on my left foot got separated completely from my foot leaving me in a surge of pain and tap like blood gushing out. Baba then grabbed a calabash and collected the gushing blood from my severed and hurting feet till he was satisfied and drank a bit out of it and poured the remains on the devil stone. He then preceded to offer my toes to the devil and make a new soap with it. The moment baba tasted my blood, Niggaboi bolted and while I was crying in pain, i could hear the engine of his car start and trotted away into the night. Leaving me to Face my warrant. Baba then provided me with a pestle and mortar and asked me to pound. I was in pain i felt like i was gonna die bit i had to pound or else if the toes dried up then it was as good as useless they’d have to cut again.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:11am On Dec 12, 2021
which kind wickedness be this na?you cut my toes off and ask me to pound it my self I rather go back and drown in that sea again.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 10:35am On Dec 12, 2021
Omo things really dae happen ooo

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by hardeygbolar(m): 11:24am On Dec 12, 2021
Nice story dodoatirice, I've been reading for a while though this is the first time I'm commenting. I want to point out some stuffs or I need more clarification on it. You said niggaboi isn't involved in any ritual or he isn't fortified at all right? So I wonder how he could successfully collect client details to run id.me, edd or the bec scams he's into. Although I'm not disputing that one cannot use brain to collect client details but mehn its not easy, even if you collect details successfuly, client will still have to send code and also do selfie video verification so this thing no easy mehn, I no believe say niggaboi no use anything o, although it might not be up to the runs of the main fictional character but aboi no fit dey run all those scams with brain alone, even if he go use brain alone, he no go dey cashout steady as you point out. So that why I said I need more clarification Sir.

Still remain your humble fan. One love.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 11:29am On Dec 12, 2021
[quote author=hardeygbolar post=108427667]Nice story dodoatirice, I've been reading for a while though this is the first time I'm commenting. I want to point out some stuffs or I need more clarification on it. You said niggaboi isn't involved in any ritual or he isn't fortified at all right? So I wonder how he could successfully collect client details to run id.me, edd or the bec scams he's into. Although I'm not disputing that one cannot use brain to collect client details but mehn its not easy, even if you collect details successfuly, client will still have to send code and also do selfie video verification so this thing no easy mehn, I no believe say niggaboi no use anything o, although it might not be up to the runs of the main fictional character but aboi no fit dey run all those scams with brain alone, even if he go use brain alone, he no go dey cashout steady as you point out. So that why I said I need more clarification Sir. quote ]






Some people have grace that whatever they do na so so blessing. Id me o, client details o just name it. Small boy for street wey dem teach lotto this night go bomb overnight collect millions. You wey teach am go dey baff soap until your hair white. Na so so change you go collect. Ajeh. Some people sef no need soap � ilno be everything be soap or ritual.

Some people dey buy info dey file benefits amd dem dey cashout steady. Russian hackers dey use soap?

Still remain your humble fan. One love.[/

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 11:31am On Dec 12, 2021
hardeygbolar:
Nice story dodoatirice, I've been reading for a while though this is the first time I'm commenting. I want to point out some stuffs or I need more clarification on it. You said niggaboi isn't involved in any ritual or he isn't fortified at all right? So I wonder how he could successfully collect client details to run id.me, edd or the bec scams he's into. Although I'm not disputing that one cannot use brain to collect client details but mehn its not easy, even if you collect details successfuly, client will still have to send code and also do selfie video verification so this thing no easy mehn, I no believe say niggaboi no use anything o, although it might not be up to the runs of the main fictional character but aboi no fit dey run all those scams with brain alone, even if he go use brain alone, he no go dey cashout steady as you point out. So that why I said I need more clarification Sir.

Still remain your humble fan. One love.



Some people have grace that whatever they do na so so blessing. Id me o, client details o just name it. Small boy for street wey dem teach lotto this night go bomb overnight collect millions. You wey teach am go dey baff soap until your hair white. Na so so change you go collect. Ajeh. Some people sef no need soap � ilno be everything be soap or ritual.

Some people dey buy info dey file benefits amd dem dey cashout steady. Russian hackers dey use soap?

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by AyotossFund(m): 12:05pm On Dec 12, 2021
Hmm, life hard, i just wish some of my guys can read this story shocked
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Shegzy8(m): 12:43pm On Dec 12, 2021
hardeygbolar:
Nice story dodoatirice, I've been reading for a while though this is the first time I'm commenting. I want to point out some stuffs or I need more clarification on it. You said niggaboi isn't involved in any ritual or he isn't fortified at all right? So I wonder how he could successfully collect client details to run id.me, edd or the bec scams he's into. Although I'm not disputing that one cannot use brain to collect client details but mehn its not easy, even if you collect details successfuly, client will still have to send code and also do selfie video verification so this thing no easy mehn, I no believe say niggaboi no use anything o, although it might not be up to the runs of the main fictional character but aboi no fit dey run all those scams with brain alone, even if he go use brain alone, he no go dey cashout steady as you point out. So that why I said I need more clarification Sir.

Still remain your humble fan. One love.


I sabi people wey dey run am legit. I get friend wey dey run legit and e dey collect client details. Untop live video call.. All in life, na legit e dey run. So many work fit cast but some go come through.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2021
Nice one op
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 1:47pm On Dec 12, 2021
dodoatirice:
As soon as i got pulled from the water, the fishermen took me to shore and after what id call a water revival, i woke up spiting out water as soon as i realized i was still alive and not in hell, and after listening carefully to their conversation on how they saved me.. I asked if they could take me back and throw me in the ocean again. But then and there, they concluded i was mad and mentally unstable. I wouldn’t say thankfully, I’d say sorrowfully, my water resistant iPhone made it because as at the time when i jumped it was in my tight jean pocket so if i had made it to the bottom of that sea, itd have died its own natural death bit sorrowfully, it still held its own. Niggaboi then rang me I couldn’t pick but the fishers somehow did and explained everything that ensued and before i knew what’s up he came for me. He then drove me to Baba’s Coven for fear of taking me to a clinic again and having the same scene from the last time play out again. At Baba’s coven, he revived me completely and then asked if he should proceed to cut my five toes as i had no choice and that the Spirits were pissed at me as they’ve provided me with all the money i could ever think of and I don’t want to pay them back. This time Nighaboi was inside the preceding and was scared shit.

I understood the consequences even though i was very reluctant. But no choice. The axe went up and like a butcher after agreeing a set price for meat the axe then obeyed the law of gravity from the beholder and in one single swing, the toes on my left foot got separated completely from my foot leaving me in a surge of pain and tap like blood gushing out. Baba then grabbed a calabash and collected the gushing blood from my severed and hurting feet till he was satisfied and drank a bit out of it and poured the remains on the devil stone. He then preceded to offer my toes to the devil and make a new soap with it. The moment baba tasted my blood, Niggaboi bolted and while I was crying in pain, i could hear the engine of his car start and trotted away into the night. Leaving me to Face my warrant. Baba then provided me with a pestle and mortar and asked me to pound. I was in pain i felt like i was gonna die bit i had to pound or else if the toes dried up then it was as good as useless they’d have to cut again.
nna eh!
pounding ya own flesh.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Mummytoo: 3:18pm On Dec 12, 2021
Cold catch me
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:10pm On Dec 12, 2021
Short update:


I pounded in pain and i was being really slow with it then Baba’s assistant finished off the pounding for me, soap was made and handed over. Niggaboi didn’t even pick my calls or return them because i had to go home from Baba’s coven but then again i understood completely why. Baba sha gave me small transport fare and home i went still in pain and my feet was still dripping blood slowly. I was in the bus oo with the parcel of soap that was handed to me with instructions. Nobody really paid me any attention though as most thought i was prob involved in an accident or whatnot. I got to Lekki, normally bus was headed to Ajah.. ilaje was the last bustop but you’d get to Lekki first. I alighted and just as it dawn on me, the bus was way out of sight this time. I forgot the soap in the Ajah bus that i boarded ah aiye mi. I traced the bus to Ajah but sorrowfully, I couldn’t identify which bus or which one had my soap. All the busses looked the same. Then i started crying. I couldn’t explain what was happening to me to people that were asking why i was crying and.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 4:24pm On Dec 12, 2021
dodoatirice:
Short update:


I pounded in pain and i was being really slow with it then Baba’s assistant finished off the pounding for me, soap was made and handed over. Niggaboi didn’t even pick my calls or return them because i had to go home from Baba’s coven but then again i understood completely why. Baba sha gave me small transport fare and home i went still in pain and my feet was still dripping blood slowly. I was in the bus oo with the parcel of soap that was handed to me with instructions. Nobody really paid me any attention though as most thought i was prob involved in an accident or whatnot. I got to Lekki, normally bus was headed to Ajah.. ilaje was the last bustop but you’d get to Lekki first. I alighted and just as it dawn on me, the bus was way out of sight this time. I forgot the soap in the Ajah bus that i boarded ah aiye mi. I traced the bus to Ajah but sorrowfully, I couldn’t identify which bus or which one had my soap. All the busses looked the same. Then i started crying. I couldn’t explain what was happening to me to people that were asking why i was crying and.

He forgot the soap? Ah!!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 4:25pm On Dec 12, 2021
thanks for the update, village people don finally open your file, imagine after all the pain you still get mind forget the soap, na wa o.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Frederick555: 4:56pm On Dec 12, 2021
You lost the soap, ah, wahala don burst be that ooo, which means the other 4 feet's wey remain now go still go be that oo. Get ready to loose the other 4 foots be that oo,
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2021
Hahahagrin i understand why he was crying.....e no wan lose em other toes and to talk of the pains....dodoatirice my mind been they tell me say some viewers they do copy and paste they carry your tori go post for facebook,if you no go angry,me too wan join them,all ma niggas suppose see watin they sup.permission granted?

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