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Wonk:
Ha ha! I know you're ugly (you told me that, remember?), but that doesn't mean sh!t to me 'cuz I b'lieve everybody is beautiful! #wink

if you see me now u go loose interest. Oga, go and make friends with someone else.

God1000:
UyaiIncomparabl, we can do this na

Sure. Just be a premium man.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Sure. Just be a premium man.

Lol, which one is premium man again

God1000:
Me

Lol..

Mercychen:
Lol..

I'm too shy mercy

God1000:
I'm too shy mercy

Sorry. I'm done with nairalanders. Besides, I'm too busy for a relationship now.

Mercychen:
Sorry. I'm done with nairalanders. Besides, I'm too busy a relationship now.

Okay mercy, No hard feelings, thanks for your time and do have a pleasant night rest.

Beebah2000:
if you see me now u go loose interest. Oga, go and make friends with someone else.

Hlo can we be friends?

sharpwriter:
Hahaha haha..... Why big madam like you go dey fear na? Put one leg?

You have to check the depth of the waters first naw.

Have you not heard an adage in this Yoruba land that "someone doesn't put leg inside the river already and starts complaining of cold"?

Make I kuku dey my dey.

And last time I checked, naija men no dey feed on raw flesh and blood, na Lion and family fit do that na, so how come we be object of terror?

You don’t know your brothers then. Have you ever wondered why even wild animals dey fear una? They go close to the white man but hardly ever the black man.

Chuckles...

CHUCKLES...

Mercychen:
Sorry. I'm done with nairalanders. Besides, I'm too busy for a relationship now.

Osinor too busy for a relationship my ass.

God1000:
Lol, which one is a premium man again

A premium man is a man who understands responsibility. A man who spoils his woman with the sweet and fine things of life without her asking. An intuitive man. One who before you ask, has done it. A man who gives without holding back. A man with money.

UyaiIncomparabl:
A premium man is a man who understands responsibility. A man who spoils his woman with the sweet and fine things of life without her asking. An intuitive man. One who before you ask, has done it. A man who gives without holding back. A man with money.

Wow, but I can do all that for you darling, trust me, the ball is in your court now. however you want to play it.

But My fear is that you already have a 70yr old rich white man that is obsessed and madly in love with you

Check your inbox sha

pocohantas:
You have to check the depth of the waters first naw.



Make I kuku dey my dey.



You don’t know your brothers then. Have you ever wondered why even wild animals dey fear una? They go close to the white man but hardly ever the black man.

I don dey think how I go answer you since, now I get yà time.

1. You already know the depths, na till death do us part marital swim

2. You are brave and courageous, why you Wan dey your dey?

3. Na lie o, na the law dey make am be as if dem dey harmless, hence wild animals feel more at home. If same law and system applies here, we won't be killing those animals anyhow we like too, they will also come closer to us. Some white men also pay to kill wild games o. So dear, no difference.

So stop running from naija men lyk me, you dig baby?

pocohantas:
You have to check the depth of the waters first naw.



Make I kuku dey my dey.



You don’t know your brothers then. Have you ever wondered why even wild animals dey fear una? They go close to the white man but hardly ever the black man.

aunty wey can you shalaye why snake chose women as gist buddies, weytin una dey see discuss with snakes

sharpwriter:
I don dey think how I go answer you since, now I get yà time.

1. You already know the depths, na till death do us part marital swim

2. You are brave and courageous, why you Wan dey your dey?

3. Na lie o, na the law dey make am be as if dem dey harmless, hence wild animals feel more at home. If same law and system applies here, we won't be killing those animals anyhow we like too, they will also come closer to us. Some white men also pay to kill wild games o. So dear, no difference.

So stop running from naija men lyk me, you dig baby?

Lmao! It took you 200 years to have my time? Always strike when it is hot o, before crazy things start happening.

I done stop to run, but I hold gun for hand.

pocohantas:
Lmao! It took you 200 years to have my time? Always strike when it is hot o, before crazy things start happening.

I done stop to run, but I hold gun for hand.

"Smiles ".... You should be happy I didn't forget, meaning I think about you everyday

Lol... Gun for hand. Wetin you Wan take am do o?

Merry Xmaz dear... Wetin we go take use do am, sapa dey wire your baby here o

sharpwriter:
"Smiles ".... You should be happy I didn't forget, meaning I think about you everyday

Lol... Gun for hand. Wetin you Wan take am do o?

Merry Xmaz dear... Wetin we go take use do am, sapa dey wire your baby here o

Lol. I am happy.
I wan use am shoot you if you try stress my life. Make I kuku be widow.

Merry Christmas to you too. How did today go?

pocohantas:
Lol. I am happy.
I wan use am shoot you if you try stress my life. Make I kuku be widow.

Merry Christmas to you too. How did today go?

B)

Lol.. I no dey stress life, but don't be hasty with that gun, cos I be Africa man original. What if you shoot and the thing hit you for back nko?

Nothing much, just recuperating from a stubborn malaria. Injection still dey pain me for bombom

Lol..

Ok, my usual truthful self will say something.

I've dated 5 nairalanders but all blind dates or should I say, online. though i only met with one in person and it trended online then. Lol..
None worked out either because some were not having enough bar at the time or too young for me.

The two who were way younger than me didn't mind my age and wanted it to work at all cost but I kicked against it cos from their pics they looked very you young but they are doing veeery well. We had a great time over the phone both work in the bank.
One even had to beg his friend to beg me. The friend tried but no way. He's just too young. 31. Nah

Now, I'm done with nairalanders and I'm focusing more on offline relationship.

And Yes. Left I forget. A nairaland guest also once asked for my hand in marriage. He said he's been following my comments and been praying to get in touch as he couldn't do that as a guest and he doesn't want to join nairaland because of their bad mouth.

So luckily for him, I dropped my G-mail addy when advertising my skincare biz. That was how he contacted me. We really had a good time and chats but the only barrier then was his location and the lockdown on local flights had not been lifted. So we couldn't see as planned. He even tried to risk it by road but I discouraged him because I can accommodate a male, a stranger for that matter. He suggested lodging in a hotel but I was scared for him. So we postponed it till after lockdown. Before then, I lost interest and stopped picking his call. tongue

Though the truth was that he was fair. Though he's handsome but I don't fancy fair men. He knew about that but wanted me to see him person thinking that would change my mind.
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Oldnairalanderb

God1000:
Nairaland.com is a social media platform just like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, YouTube etc. A place where people interact, brainstorm and share ideas on several issues, though it's somehow a faceless forum due to the fact that people prefer being anonymous, you hardly know who you are arguing with.

But beyond the aforementioned, I've not come across any marital testimony from folks here, are nairaland females doing shakara by proving hard to get or the male folks here are not doing the needful?
Do you know any couple that got married through this platform? Are you currently dating a nairalander? Please share your story with us.

there have been a couple of them


E. G lirusehn, maynation and some few others. ...

.they do get married to each other on here ..

God1000:
Nairaland.com is a social media platform just like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, YouTube etc. A place where people interact, brainstorm and share ideas on several issues, though it's somehow a faceless forum due to the fact that people prefer being anonymous, you hardly know who you are arguing with.

But beyond the aforementioned, I've not come across any marital testimony from folks here, are nairaland females doing shakara by proving hard to get or the male folks here are not doing the needful?
Do you know any couple that got married through this platform? Are you currently dating a nairalander? Please share your story with us.

How will they marry when guys here bash ladies and call them names.

You as a guy, put yourself in their shoes 👞 will you marry from this forum That's full of hatred for the female folks??

JONSYN7154:
How will they marry when guys here bash ladies and call them names.

You as a guy, put yourself in their shoes 👞 will you marry from this forum That's full of hatred for the female folks??

I'm not a red-piller and I don't have such ideology, you are right though.


This forum is now full of red-pillers and feminists each promoting their bigotry