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Cerebellum:
Low self-esteem

Sonnobax15:
. You even sure say I even send am any text self .

Hanks0000:
Well, I have never simped for a lady...
I don't let b¡Tches control me...

Hanks0000:
Well, I have never simped for a lady...
I don't let b¡Tches control me...

Kriss216:
We know your type.

Jeremani:
My story no funny sha

Na only one girl I don mumu for.

Back then sec, there's this fine Marry of a girl,
She is beautiful and she can speak English as if she didn't grow up in Nigeria.

There's one art club the both of us join,
There had announced there will be a drawing competition,

I did my drawing then wrote her name and my on it,

One faithful day, we were at the assembly ground,
There started calling names of people whose drawing had won some prices, they called the name I wrote, like Mary jeremani ss3A
I wanted coming out but the kind shame wey dey catch me no b here,

Na so this girl come outside, they asked y she wrote a different surname, she said it was a mistake.
They gave her plasma television,
B4 assembly finish her mother don come carry my television

Me wey our television na hit and start.

When I got home I told my mother,
She follow me go the girl house,
Omo this girl deny everything,
Shame even catch my mother.

Since then once in a while my mom dey use the story teach my brothers vital lesson.

Jeremani:
My story no funny sha

Na only one girl I don mumu for.

Back then sec, there's this fine Marry of a girl,
She is beautiful and she can speak English as if she didn't grow up in Nigeria.

There's one art club the both of us join,
There had announced there will be a drawing competition,

I did my drawing then wrote her name and my on it,

One faithful day, we were at the assembly ground,
There started calling names of people whose drawing had won some prices, they called the name I wrote, like Mary jeremani ss3A
I wanted coming out but the kind shame wey dey catch me no b here,

Na so this girl come outside, they asked y she wrote a different surname, she said it was a mistake.
They gave her plasma television,
B4 assembly finish her mother don come carry my television

Me wey our television na hit and start.

When I got home I told my mother,
She follow me go the girl house,
Omo this girl deny everything,
Shame even catch my mother.

Since then once in a while my mom dey use the story teach my brothers vital lesson.

Cerebellum:
Low self-esteem

emmy4real94:
Not exactly low self-esteem but I would quickly make my judgement that first class girls wouldn't go on dates as they're extremely more interested in their academic than love.. also, she was a Muslim girl and i got a Christian name..

Jeremani:
My story no funny sha

Na only one girl I don mumu for.

Back then sec, there's this fine Marry of a girl,
She is beautiful and she can speak English as if she didn't grow up in Nigeria.

There's one art club the both of us join,
There had announced there will be a drawing competition,

I did my drawing then wrote her name and my on it,

One faithful day, we were at the assembly ground,
There started calling names of people whose drawing had won some prices, they called the name I wrote, like Mary jeremani ss3A
I wanted coming out but the kind shame wey dey catch me no b here,

Na so this girl come outside, they asked y she wrote a different surname, she said it was a mistake.
They gave her plasma television,
B4 assembly finish her mother don come carry my television

Me wey our television na hit and start.

When I got home I told my mother,
She follow me go the girl house,
Omo this girl deny everything,
Shame even catch my mother.

Since then once in a while my mom dey use the story teach my brothers vital lesson.

Sonnobax15:

Left warri for Suleja,niger state back then in 2015, planning to embark on a journey to Jos to go meet a girl I met on a whatsapp group .

Na when I reach Suleja,na then my elder sister sit me down,and talk better sense into me . Like wtf.....So na so I for mumu-ly waka lost all in the name of say I dey track banny across inter state .

blaquebelle:
I'm a first class student and I go on dates. It really doesn't mean

emmy4real94:
Are you a female?? If yes, I will consider that rare... For guys, I Know they can very well cope.

blaquebelle:
Yes I am.
You can't even know I'm on first class from my behaviour

emmy4real94:
Wow! Though, I graduated from a northern university, (one of the Fed Uni of Tech).. but I guess you school in the southern part, right?? Also, what level are you? Cox Nigeria schools would do whatever to drop you down as you progress.. reason why I have so much respect for graduates whom navigated through th terrible bumps!

blaquebelle:
I'm in my 4th year already, Unilorin.
I've heard of lectures dropping people down before graduation but fingers crossed, I'll try my best

Cerebellum:
Arindin

Negroid001:
Baba to bi baba re arindin.
Everything no be banging brother. Na people like us wey no carry am for head dey see collect pass sef. The trip was fun and i enjoyed every minute of it.

No worry you sef go born girl na.

Cerebellum:
Ehn ehn

Continue abusing, sho gbo

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. I want to share my personal funny dating experience and some of guys own. Some years ago, there was a girl i was really into. We met at an evening Waec/jamb class. We both liked each other. We most times go home together. So one day, we intended to attend a Movie act class, for those who wanted to become a movie star. She was the one who invited me and planned it. The day for the Movie acting class/practice was on saturday. So she invited me to come to her place, so that we would be going there together. On saturday, i went to her place for the Movie acting purpose. When i got to the front of their house, it was then i discovered that her father was a chief because i could boldly see his name and her surname at the top of the house, indicating that the house is theirs(A storey building or two). I didn't want to enter the compound to avoid job interview questions besides, her father was a chief. To me it's like going to see an army officer's daughter in their house. U know how risky it is especially when u are not a barrack boy. So, i saw her younger sister(12 or 13yrs old girl then), i told her to call me her sister sarah(not her real name). Lo and behold, this girl went and stood at the front of their house and started yelling her name; Saraaah! Saraaah! Saraaah! John is looking for u, for like 5 times or more. The yelling drew the attentions of her neighbours, they all came out to see and know who the John was. I stood so speechless and embarassed, it was as if i should just disappear from the scene. i just throw way my face make dem no notice say na me. The luck i had was that her younger brother's name was John too. So, because her yelling was much and somehow embarassing, Sarah hurriedly came out in a braless singlet to see me for suspense sake. Immediately, she saw me, she apologized for the embarassment her younger sister had caused and smiled at me excitedly while i gave her a deep relief smile too, indicating that i was fine. She told me to wait for her for awhile so that she would freshen up. After awhile, she came out and we went to the movie acting class together. Meanwhile, we had just had a short movie b4 the main movie acting class.

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. I want to share my personal funny dating experience and some of guys own. Some years ago, there was a girl i was really into. We met at an evening Waec/jamb class. We both liked each other. We most times go home together. So one day, we intended to attend a Movie act class, for those who wanted to become a movie star. She was the one who invited me and planned it. The day for the Movie acting class/practice was on saturday. So she invited me to come to her place, so that we would be going there together. On saturday, i went to her place for the Movie acting purpose. When i got to the front of their house, it was then i discovered that her father was a chief because i could boldly see his name and her surname at the top of the house, indicating that the house is theirs(A storey building or two). I didn't want to enter the compound to avoid job interview questions besides, her father was a chief. To me it's like going to see an army officer's daughter in their house. U know how risky it is especially when u are not a barrack boy. So, i saw her younger sister(12 or 13yrs old girl then), i told her to call me her sister sarah(not her real name). Lo and behold, this girl went and stood at the front of their house and started yelling her name; Saraaah! Saraaah! Saraaah! John is looking for u, for like 5 times or more. The yelling drew the attentions of her neighbours, they all came out to see and know who the John was. I stood so speechless and embarassed, it was as if i should just disappear from the scene. i just throw way my face make dem no notice say na me. The luck i had was that her younger brother's name was John too. So, because her yelling was much and somehow embarassing, Sarah hurriedly came out in a braless singlet to see me for suspense sake. Immediately, she saw me, she apologized for the embarassment her younger sister had caused and smiled at me excitedly while i gave her a deep relief smile too, indicating that i was fine. She told me to wait for her for awhile so that she would freshen up. After awhile, she came out and we went to the movie acting class together. Meanwhile, we had just had a short movie b4 the main movie acting class.

Pumpumking:
.can u repet yor story pleaaese?

Truvelisback:
The one u just red is what? Does it look like a margazine to u?

Pumpumking:
Brother, u type story like pregnant rabit & u expet us to under stand