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Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Frenzy01(m): 11:37am On May 27
Mine was sometimes last year.. This girl actually came over to my place and spent a night.. Nah so robbers begin dey waka up and down for our area that night oo.
This girl was crying profusely and confessed to me that she actually told her brother she was going to a vigil that night as an excuse to be at my place.. Nah so she begin dey cry dey purge oo.. Me sef no know wetin I go do again and I joined her in her crying Fiesta... Luckily for us, the men in black no reach our house b4 they left.
Since that day like this.. She no even gree pick my calls again talkless of coming to my house grin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Orces: 11:38am On May 27
One day when I was pounding this girls sweet pussy thoroughly, and she passed out.
Shit man was scared. Fear hod me that day no be lie... I tried all my best to wake her up for 30 minutes... E no be small things my brothers.. When she woke up I momentarily gave my life to Christ...
Lol
She later told me that she has multiple orgasms and the ones she had that day were a little too many.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by illicit(m): 11:38am On May 27
I got this girl on my street, uni days....

I do buy food stuff from their shop.

One time her mum travelled to the North to get materials for a couple of days....


Every night, around 11pm dis gal will lock her sis and step dad indoors.


Then lock their compound gate from within.


Then she scales the fence to come sleep with me, and early next morning like 5am she goes and scales the fence back into their compound.
Four nights straight, no one ever knew.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Chummynoni(m): 11:38am On May 27
huh
Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Davash222(m): 11:40am On May 27
Lol

Nigerian girls can fear ee. Why she no come dey pick your calls? Hehehehehe

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Ablyz(m): 11:41am On May 27
she's now bornagain!

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by paulolee(m): 11:43am On May 27
xoo many....one wokeup early at 5am n de fire prayer..was shocked n asked why after d long prayer n she said she was raised up wit compulsory morning devotion n she feel empty all day if she no do am

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by ABLESOFT2(m): 11:56am On May 27
It A Pity I've Neva Had Any Lady Slept Over At My House.. Still Very Young To Have A Place Of My Own.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by eaddyboy: 12:12pm On May 27
Mine was a funny one yet a bit scary to her not me

When I was still serving, the babe was an undergraduate of a university in the town I was serving and her hostel mates were yet to return from holiday, so her entire hostel was quiet and lonely, it's an off camp hostel though, she was scared to sleep alone there cos her voice could echo all afternoon in the hostel coupled with Night crawlers in the hood disturbing people

She discussed that with me earlier on in the day and I agreed based on our paddy parole

Night came and while sleeping about 1am or there about she woke me up with screams of a rat in the room, I think it came in via a little hole in the ceiling coz I had killed one before at night around same time, so it wasn't new to me but "why this night of all night wey babe dey sleep for my room" ?.. I told myself then i told her to relax and not panic that I will kill it, btw the room was dark as there was no light, had to use my torch light to kill the running rat using my jungle boot cheesy

Ever since then babe no gree sleep for my room without at least a torch ON or nepa light though she slept in my room for three more days after that incidence.

Whenever I remind her of that, she laughs and tells me of her phobia for rat.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by songzDaniel01(m): 12:16pm On May 27
Frenzy01:
Mine was sometimes last year.. This girl actually came over to my place and spent a night.. Nah so robbers begin dey waka up and down for our area that night oo.
This girl was crying profusely and confessed to me that she actually told her brother she was going to a vigil that night as an excuse to be at my place.. Nah so she begin dey cry dey purge oo.. Me sef no know wetin I go do again and I joined her in her crying Fiesta... Luckily for us, the men in black no reach our house b4 they left.
Since that day like this.. She no even gree pick my calls again talkless of coming to my house grin
grin cheesy grin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by thundafire: 1:02pm On May 27
Mine was a lady,she came home around 8pm with the intention to sleep but suddenly she started acting strange. Then suddenly said she was going home,I begged her and she instead left dey house and stayed close to my neighbor fence oh,I just code say she needs pampering and I did that with intention of paying back. Then after enjoying ourselves through the night,I woke her up around 5am to go home,I lied that mum was coming back from night vigil grin and she was so angry

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by lowkeybahdguy(m): 1:39pm On May 27
illicit:
I got this girl on my street, uni days....

One time her mum travelled to get materials for a couple of days....
Every night, around 11pm dis gal will lock their gate from within. Lock her kid sis and step dad indoors.

Then she scales the fence to come sleep with me, and early next morning like 5am she goes and scales the fence back into their compound.
Three nights straight, no one ever knew.

That na beta wife material oko. Such a girl can rob a bank for you.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by EVILFOREST: 2:00pm On May 27
thundafire:
Mine was a lady,she came home around 8pm with the intention to sleep but suddenly she started acting strange. Then suddenly said she was going home,I begged her and she instead left dey house and stayed close to my neighbor fence oh,I just code say she needs pampering and I did that with intention of paying back. Then after enjoying ourselves through the night,I woke her up around 5am to go home,I lied that mum was coming back from night vigil grin and she was so angry
Hmmmmm
.... no be small.
I had encounter with the Ones who nearly killed my LIBIDO although a few were, spectacular.

The LIBIDO-KILLING ONES appeared fascinating physically but were very very DIRTY.
On different occasions, they messed up the integrity of my apartment.
One always boomed on arrival.
So, I made sure I was never around. She treasures neat apartments but couldn't keep one. No one ever corrects her. She feels slighted at any suggestion.

I still remember one who always woke me up at 1am urging me to pronounce MARRIAGE to her.
I don't know why, especially at that time. I guess she signed a TREATY with the Queen of the Coast.
I had a lot of them but there was nothing striking about them except for a few who were extraordinarily spectacular mentally.
One displayed the anger of a female dog at my workplace after she visited, bathed and slept over at my place without being touched.
Today she's MARRIED but still calls me to remind me of such, asking me the reason 4dat. Addresses me as a rare gem.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by merieam16(f): 2:14pm On May 27
Guys nd lies * yimu

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Fidelismaria: 2:24pm On May 27

Typing.....



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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 27
Davash222:
Lol

Nigerian girls can fear ee. Why she no come dey pick your calls? Hehehehehe

He did not comport himself like a man.

Any sensible lady will be repelled by such behavior.
In such instance, I expect my man to be calm, instead of crying like a new born

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by anochuko01(f): 2:58pm On May 27
None o!
Our life just boring like that
Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Lamanii22(f): 3:01pm On May 27
Frenzy01:
Mine was sometimes last year.. This girl actually came over to my place and spent a night.. Nah so robbers begin dey waka up and down for our area that night oo.
This girl was crying profusely and confessed to me that she actually told her brother she was going to a vigil that night as an excuse to be at my place.. Nah so she begin dey cry dey purge oo.. Me sef no know wetin I go do again and I joined her in her crying Fiesta... Luckily for us, the men in black no reach our house b4 they left.
Since that day like this.. She no even gree pick my calls again talkless of coming to my house grin



grin grin grin Oro buruku pelu Erin(a supposed terrible event turned funny) grin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by SmellySperm(m): 3:01pm On May 27
lol person daughter nearly die for my house that yeargrin

I no know wer she go take abortion drugs,the effect was scary,I nearly ran out of my house to Start a new life somewheregrin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by anochuko01(f): 3:01pm On May 27
SexyFeminist:


He did not comport himself like a man.

Any sensible lady will be repelled by such behavior.
In such instance, I expect my man to be calm, instead of crying like a new born


No be Lie.
Men don suffer.
Yet we go about screaming gender equality grin

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Amb1045(m): 3:23pm On May 27
I remembered back in school days when I went to visit a friend in their hostel, off campus. So this my friend had two room mates males one of them invited his girlfriend. unfortunately heavy rain started falling that night and their was no way I could go back to my house. I have to sleep over. boom around 2am midnight this particular girl started shouting her stomach her stomach lol. me inside my mind make this girl no go put me for wahala na sleep I sleep I no Bleep anybody lol

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by LegendaryLover(m): 3:25pm On May 27
true shit.
During my 1st degree in uni. I was 17yo. This girl with very big bumbum showed interest in me. I've always been a sucker for girls with big derrier. she was 21yo. But d problem here is her bf was a cultist, about 28yo, who lives in my str. But she assured me she just broke up with him & wants me.
Some nights later, i invite her over, she had no problem spending it with me cos i guess when a girl likes u, everything goes easier for u.
11:45pm. i've already had 2 rounds of u know what, when i heard some noises of people talking outside my crib. It turns out another lady that likes the cultist guy had informed him that she saw his gf going into my crib.
Omo, 3 bad guys looking for me. Not with weapons ofcourse, but i know they wanted me to collect beating that night. he sees me lik a gentle guy & i knew e wanted to just set things straight with me. Omo i com reason say na lik this news of pipo killed dey dey oo. Atlast e let the issue go sha.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by culf: 3:34pm On May 27
ABLESOFT2:
It A Pity I've Neva Had Any Lady Slept Over At My House..
Still Very Young To Have A Place Of My Own.


its not a pity jor, try not to be like others, be different

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by addictedwriter(m): 3:52pm On May 27
once had a girlfriend who slept at my house during uni days. She was always coming but on this day it was crazy. At night we were about making out kissing, smooching and all but all of a sudden bae just moving. I was shocked, I spanked, pinched, kicked, did all sorts to revive her...nothing and it was midnight. where do I go? how do I explain to my other. friends what happened. suddenly I burst into prayers and speaking in tongues while pinching her simultaneously, still nothing. I was about giving up when she jerked up and the next thing she said shock me... *Baby can we continue?* i just quietly lay low nd zoom to sleep...olohunmaje

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by ABLESOFT2(m): 3:53pm On May 27
culf:


its not a pity jor, try not to be like others, be different
Ok.I'll Try 2 Be Different Nw

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by IAmSkinny: 3:58pm On May 27
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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Jay199(f): 3:59pm On May 27
addictedwriter:
once had a girlfriend who slept at my house during uni days. She was always coming but on this day it was crazy. At night we were about making out kissing, smooching and all but all of a sudden bae just moving. I was shocked, I spanked, pinched, kicked, did all sorts to revive her...nothing and it was midnight. where do I go? how do I explain to my other. friends what happened. suddenly I burst into prayers and speaking in tongues while pinching her simultaneously, still nothing. I was about giving up when she jerked up and the next thing she said shock me... *Baby can we continue?* i just quietly lay low nd zoom to sleep...olohunmaje


Lol..u met ogbanje

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by gasparpisciotta: 4:03pm On May 27
Two actually.
1. Kudos to Mama Chi for all the tasty isi ewu and the other orisirisi that she makes at Enugu road those days. Chi has been coming to my house for some time, the day she decided to pass the night was our last night together. She cried and whimpered all through the night like a bush baby. Weird.

2. There was this corper lady, man didn’t know she was arthritic at her young age. She passed the night and lady couldn’t stand up the following morning, all her joints froze. Weirder

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Raptor2cool(m): 4:07pm On May 27
Amb1045:
I remembered back in school days when I went to visit a friend in their hostel, off campus. So this my friend had two room mates males one of them invited his girlfriend. unfortunately heavy rain started falling that night and their was no way I could go back to my house. I have to sleep over. boom around 2am midnight this particular girl started shouting her stomach her stomach lol. me inside my mind make this girl no go put me for wahala na sleep I sleep I no Bleep anybody lol
grin
Amb1045:
I remembered back in school days when I went to visit a friend in their hostel, off campus. So this my friend had two room mates males one of them invited his girlfriend. unfortunately heavy rain started falling that night and their was no way I could go back to my house. I have to sleep over. boom around 2am midnight this particular girl started shouting her stomach her stomach lol. me inside my mind make this girl no go put me for wahala na sleep I sleep I no Bleep anybody lol
lmao
Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by FortuneDeGreat(m): 4:08pm On May 27
SexyFeminist:


He did not comport himself like a man.

Any sensible lady will be repelled by such behavior.
In such instance, I expect my man to be calm, instead of crying like a new born
Equal right people, why would she cry at the first place, I thought both genders are made of equal stuff.

Oh! You even have certain manly and protective expectations from your man and you pronounce yourself a feminist?

Hey, go back to school!!!

Learn what feminism is all about.

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by Aburada: 4:20pm On May 27
Ok mine happened in her room not mine. She broke up with me for like 3 months but I've not had enough of the Puna and I tried all my best to make things work back.

So I visited her in her school ( decided to go late so I could sleep over) after a lot of arguments she allowed me to sleep over.

There was much heat so I told her she could pull her clothes leaving only her pant as seeing the brezz is not new to me again. She just obeyed like I used magic

Na so I begin dey s*ck brezz till I proceeded to the down side. Na where I shock be that. The girl dey do her period shocked . Mic don don hard like rock.

I come reason am say we might not come back if I miss the opportunity. I carry condom so no shaking. As I enter the land of red, I just dey fire dey go, she sef dey moan dey enjoy am. As we finish just one round we just sleep off

Only to be waken around 2 am, babe sey complain of stomach pain. Come dey roll for floor like say she wan die. I was scared die. After about 2 hours of caring for her. I sleep off again.

I woke up to see babe fanning me because I was sweating while I was sleeping. I just thank God she no pass out

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Re: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by blogger10(m): 4:21pm On May 27
Had a girl at my place, she took weed (her first time). Next was she started to jump on the bed, I was shocked she just missed the fan blades by inches. She'd been taking black bullet all evening and she was so high I feared she would harm herself. Tried to calm her down and after a few minutes she started sobbing. I asked her "what's wrong?" she said she couldn't feel her brain no more, that I should call her dad.
Omo, I knew that was the end. The father is a DSS man, where would I start explaining from? I sharperly set out to look for garri. I switched off the fan and locked the door from outside and left with both our phones.
Finally, I came back to the house but I didn't find her!.
To be continued...

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