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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by rayvelez(m): 11:47pm On Dec 17, 2021
See as baba calm down and nah baba assistance toe you go cut next lol..
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:38am On Dec 18, 2021
Baba don humble by force, but he was only doing his job na ahahahah ;Dah
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 2:12am On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatirice:

I got to Baba’s coven and after all the pleasantries we exchanged, baba del to his knees and begged me, he said he forgave that i cut his feet bit he wanted me to agree to liberate him from my ritual scheme. As i was the one who wanted money through rituals and not him and as things stood, whatever punishment the gods meted out to me would be meted out to him.

Oh oooh?! Who was telling dodo to do the rituals in the first place??! Why not advise him at the beginning??! Now, you (baba) must also drink from the same cup. Otiónyén Owan!! (Na so e dey be)
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 3:08am On Dec 18, 2021
Baba don't know what he is saying o........ Na we live together,we die together i stand for......you can't come and ruin my life and be going free like that,you can't eat from devils pot and be thinking he would let you go just like that,shey baba don know nw say na devil sey trap for am?devil wey be say e senior all your ancestors, you go they drink from e cup come con they think na for free because na u they help am run e evil deeds,sit down there devil no send u 1 shi shi....

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Qbase22(m): 6:52am On Dec 18, 2021
So baba know shey na bad things him dea do before.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Succhris: 7:15am On Dec 18, 2021
This one is strong
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 7:16am On Dec 18, 2021
Baba humble las las
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:59am On Dec 18, 2021
Kpakam:
I dont read stories till they are completed,I dont have the power to be checking back 4 updates, I will re visit this thread after one year, thanks
how far na.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 8:02am On Dec 18, 2021
How this Tory go later end self
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:13am On Dec 18, 2021
Liberate Kini? I told him he put me through alot and that i was sorry i cut his feet but whatever happens after that was not my doing as per wetin he tell me nd the deadline wey e gimmie and the desperation and i wouldn’t have cut his feet if from time he always gave me extra timing. But him own deities no dey give extra time na to dey rush rush pesin dem sabi. Then i scoped Baba further and asked him what i had to do if i was to liberate him like he mentioned. His Intel was, he’d hv to part with one single finger, ofcourse I’d be the one to cut it and we’d make a soap that he’d bath and he’d be free but at the cost of his severed feets and one pinky finger. Welldone so the werey no wan die or chop spiritual cain be that. But me i no gree o. Because i knew if i attested to what he said, he’d get his liberation and deal with me. So now its a case of who loosegaurd na hin go chop morrow! I even told Baba boldly that i was ready for the next offering to the gods ahead of time and that’s if they wanted it in advanced.

Baba no juss tokk anything, he knew whatever the gods asked, he’d be part of finding or sourcing for it, and if we both failed, the gods would come for us both. E make sense like that i thought to myself! And like that Lil frosh verse in the Zinoleskey song “Who knows” he sang and i quote

Oya, hustle, ma sun
Ji ma sun
Eni mo way lo mo′we
Enu o ra "Muscle"
Oya stand on your feet,
Ko de duro gidigba,
Ko gbe sun mo "Spiritual", ko le ri beat gba

O le ti were bo, but ma ti igberaga bo
Eh, Somto, wo ilo, kai bo, kai bo
Stay woke my nigga, koye wo bi [?]
No be by age, anybody lo le koko lo



Hustle Hustle wake up no sleep
(Na wetin i do)

Na pesin wey sabi way na hin sabi book
(I no sabi book but meni sabi way)

Mouth no dey buy muscle
(Dem noor tell me ajeh)

Oya stand on your feet make you stand gidigba
(I get Baba for coven)

Make you carry your hussle enter Spiritual
(Baba dey for Coven)

Make you see beat collect
(I see many beat o i kuku see plenty beat)

You fit use werey do am but no use proudness,
(Ajeh this one na when i enter street i sabi am)

Somto wo ilo kaibo kaibo
(No gookk am o e fit be spiritual slang)

Stay woke my nigga make you no dey look like gbailo
(Sleep ke, you close eyes for one minute Jago go dey use cutlass pursue me for dream)

No be by age na anybody fit first go
(Inside me and Baba we go see who go lass)

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:39am On Dec 18, 2021
Omo this ur translation no be here ooo grin grin grin

Na who know man dey kill man..

As u don hold baba for him balls no way out for him be dat.....

Dodoatirice i dey follow up steady steady cool..

Happy weekend fellazzz.....
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:44am On Dec 18, 2021
DSC7:
Omo this ur translation no be here ooo grin grin grin

Na who know man dey kill man..

As u don hold baba for him balls no way out for him be dat.....

Dodoatirice i dey follow up steady steady cool..

Happy weekend fellazzz.....
SAme

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:47am On Dec 18, 2021
next.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bestmutiu2019(m): 8:50am On Dec 18, 2021
Dodo you better no looseguard b4 baba go run you street
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kroos205: 9:11am On Dec 18, 2021
Baba having a taste of devil's soup
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 9:16am On Dec 18, 2021
Double wahala!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by hardeygbolar(m): 9:23am On Dec 18, 2021
Dodoatirice omo u b confirm evil genius o, lol. See as u make a whole baba humble, ahh. Many things don sup for street. Awaiting next episode big boss!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:28am On Dec 18, 2021
From that time onwards, anything wey baba say make i come bath, i dey make sure say e bath am first, anything wey e say make i come chop, i go make sure say e chop am first. Make e noor use soap or spiritual food (aseje) run me street because i know say na very powerful man. Come see things oo. Person wey be say na twelve thousand naira him don collect for my hand ever, i mean asides the things i paid for that was used to make this or that for me. All the cashout wey i cashout, Baba money in total, the money wey i don give am for this life in total na twelve thousand naira. Hom self dey tell me say him nor fit collect inside my money or spend i side am and the twelve thousand wey i give am as thank you fee, he carry am keep for one place wey be say everytime wey i go coven, i dey see the money like this. One naira e noor spend inside. He come dey ask me for money now. This Baba call me one morning say dhey i no go give am money ni? Yeeeh how much i asked. Na so the werey tokk five million. Then i asked him why he needed such an amount. His reply cracked me up.

“You sha do cut feet, and we do dey face am together, shey i no go ckme dey enjoy ni”

Wow i sent the money to him and thats why if you see Babalawo wey get like 3 ride, you come see say na people wey get ride dey find am come. Investigate am well, he’s currently sharing the same vows and oaths as to someone he’s halping to make money spiritually.

Pesin give you soap make you go bath him come say the same soap him don bath am before. Two things, him fit wan use you or make you use am and that kain soap, na pesin wey e head strong pass for the two people e go work for.

Bella shmurda tokk one thing inside ominipotent

Awon kan won sare won ka pata
Won fe ra Benz and Beamer
Awon kan won sare won ka pata
They say dem wan run the parameter
Awon kan won sare won ka pata
They say dem wan buy Benz and Beamer
Awon kan won sare won ka pata
They say dem wan run the parameter
Another man down not medically spiritually
Afowofa atowoda nkan towo mi o to ma fi gongo fa
What can fa I call Alfa
I need prayers the money don dey fail I need am fast
If money come I go buy you car buy you house pay by price
Bad belle call me me I no answer
What goes around comes around my nigga
Life is spherical
Vice versa
Equation balance


Some people run carry another pesin pant
Because dem wan buy Benz and Bmw
Some people run carry another pesin pant
Them say dem wan run the parameter

Some people run carry another pesin pant
Because dem wan buy Benz and Bmw
Some people run carry another pesin pant
Them say dem wan run the parameter


(See wetin happen to the pesin wey dem carry e pant for wire)


Another man down but not medically but spiritually
(Dem don use him pant be that)
Something wey my hand no reach make i use long spoon collect am

Wetin wan cause am, i call Alfa i need prayers
(Spiritual prayers and doings)

The money don dey fail i need am Fast!
(You noor fit wait for Gods plan you sha don use pesin pant)

If money come I go buy you car buy you house pay by price
(Abi money wey don come after you use persinpant and the pesin don down not medicaly but spiritually)

Bad bele call me me i no answer
( the bad belles wey don wrote you off wen you never thief pesin pant for wire o)


What goes around comes around my nigga
(Ehn you noor fit spend that money for life nigga you must pay!)

Life is spherical
(You go pay!!)

Vice versa
(You go need pay!!!)

Equation balance
(You don pay!!!!)






I dey come joo

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatiricetwo(f): 9:30am On Dec 18, 2021
Guys be like say dem don ban @Dodoatirice oo
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatiricetwo(f): 9:32am On Dec 18, 2021
So I can’t post on the thread dunno

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:32am On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatiricetwo:
Guys be like say dem don ban @Dodoatirice oo

ah watin happen na?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatiricetwo(f): 9:32am On Dec 18, 2021
Continues with this account anyway

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 9:53am On Dec 18, 2021
All these mods them de ment
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 10:14am On Dec 18, 2021
Las las Baba fit even first am die
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:18am On Dec 18, 2021
igobuybenz:
All these mods them de ment
dem be ASAI
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:20am On Dec 18, 2021
Mazi dodo! u don finally hold baba for AKPA-AMU!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 10:46am On Dec 18, 2021
E be like Ogun wan kill all these mods. Make una allow Op type in peace na

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 10:50am On Dec 18, 2021
Shey dem de mad ni....dey no go ban all does scammers on d forum ooo!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 11:45am On Dec 18, 2021
Abegggggg make dem not ban our rice and plantain oooo...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 11:59am On Dec 18, 2021
As E dey Hot.

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