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Lol, lots of weird comments

All i can advise you to do is:

1) Take it easy

2) Channel your excess energy towards other physical activities, like someone here suggested. Exercise will definitely help

3) Make her happy. Even the little things will go a long way.

4) Make yourself desirable to her. Get fit, dress to please. If other women start admiring you, she'll most likely get jealous and will want to do whatever it takes to ensure you don't stray.

5) Step up your bedmatics. If you blow her mind a good number of times, she'll be the one begging you for it, as long as you know how to make yourself desirable

I'm a little boy with glasses
The one they call the geek
A little girl who never smiles
'Cause I've got braces on my teeth
And I know how it feels
To cry myself to sleep
I'm that kid on every playground
Who's always chosen last
A single teenage mother
Tryin' to overcome my past
You don't have to be my friend
Is it too much to ask?
Don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain
'Cause in God's eyes we're all the same
Someday we'll all have perfect wings
Don't laugh at me
I'm the cripple on the corner
You pass me on the street
And I wouldn't be out here beggin'
If I had enough to eat
And don't think I don't notice
That our eyes never meet
I lost my wife and little boy
When someone crossed that yellow line
The day we laid 'em in the ground
Is the day I lost my mind
Right now I'm down to holdin'
This little cardboard sign
So don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain
'Cause in God's eyes we're all the same
Someday we'll all have perfect wings
Don't laugh at me
'Cause I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall
I'm deaf, I'm blind, hey, aren't we all?
Don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain
'Cause in God's eyes we're all the same
Someday we'll all have perfect wings
Don't laugh at me
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Seskin Steve Jay / Shamblin James Allen
Don't Laugh at Me lyrics © Sony/atv Cross Keys Publishing, David Aaron Music, Built On Rock Music

airminem:
Good wife...
Just control yourself husband o! Cos if na her body need am always like your body, na so so soo tiredness & stress you go dey form.

Let your woman be the remote control to activating sex. Na you go enjoy am pass aswear.

Natural life o. No forget the natural.

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, lol at be sexually miserable for the rest of your life

teacherbim:
Gold fly is libido booster, just pour some inside her drink,she would be the one begging for sex, just make sure you get the original.

Drugging one's wife weekly just to knack.
This Nairaland ehn.

teacherbim:
Where are you?

In the

anoziechi:
Give her action bitters and thank me lerra

Chai your hubby go dn see enjoyment tyre, for your hand, for you to be giving this advice

toujurs:
Chai your hubby go dn see enjoyment tyre, for your hand, for you to be giving this advice

wahala no too much

anoziechi:
wahala no too much

E too much jare, my sister. Enjoy your self. YOLO!!

HoneySwag:
Marriage sounds scary

hi your number

HoneySwag:
Marriage sounds scary

hi your number