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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by HSSA: 10:50am On Dec 26, 2021

Nicepoker:
Nairaland mods. Another risky job.

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Bobxin: 10:50am On Dec 26, 2021

rhames:

Flight attendant is first class call girl or escort or prostitution.

The OP is talking about *safety*

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by DaddyGngeess(m): 10:50am On Dec 26, 2021

Nigerian army is good on a higher rank, like passing out from NDA

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Nonexisting: 10:52am On Dec 26, 2021

Flight attendants have really cool job, why you add am?

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by guru90: 10:52am On Dec 26, 2021

Bnladan:
Ashawo and yahoo yahoo

This is madness at the end....

They can't reach 45 years..... Madness will starts....

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by hope4nigeria(m): 10:53am On Dec 26, 2021

Naijabad:
1. Joining the Nigerian army

2. Being a flight attendant in a Nigerian airline

Both are the easiest way to die young.

What about yours?

living in Nigeria alone can get you killed at anytime. Remember bandits, armed rubbers, lack of jobs, building substandard can collapse at anytime. Accident, political tugs, politicians themselves. Everything in Nigeria na danger zone

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by shankara7: 10:53am On Dec 26, 2021

jeff1993:
N.A ..... Unless my child wants to enter through NDA ... That one is acceptable

Flight attendant!!!! .... Are u serious ..... I so much love that Job .... You have access to people and visit lots of great places.... There is rusk in every Job

Are NDA intakes immune to death?

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by KayCee92(m): 10:58am On Dec 26, 2021

Minime10:

Police nko

Police should be added to the top 5 ways to die or live a totally useless life to one's self, his family and the society grin

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by rhames(m): 10:59am On Dec 26, 2021

Bobxin:

The OP is talking about *safety*

Oga sebi STD dey kill person

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Tommy13131: 10:59am On Dec 26, 2021

I no sure say OP don do paripa before �

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Eriokanmi: 11:00am On Dec 26, 2021

minks:
Doesn't matter what you do, when your times's up, you'll wound up dead anyway.
Death is a natural order that comes to everyone. The only thing you should teach your children is how to be ready when death comes knocking.

This belief is as fake and anything. Does it mean that those killed in the north by bandits and boko haram, including the military and police already had a date with death? Does it mean their times were up?If you can give 5 peoples nipper including yourself and we can record a survivor a few minutes later, then I'd believe your theory.

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by MartinsD12(m): 11:00am On Dec 26, 2021

Nicepoker:
Nairaland mods. Another risky job.

Honestly those mods are annoying sometimes

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Sunday2021: 11:01am On Dec 26, 2021

Naijabad:
1. Joining the Nigerian army

2. Being a flight attendant in a Nigerian airline

Both are the easiest way to die young.

What about yours?

then you need to bow to the people that that decided to join the military. In the military only patriotic Nigerians are capable of joining.
You will advice your children not to be in the military but you will cowardly sit behind your computer to insult those that made the sacrifice to defend this country against all odds. Mr Man, military Job is not for Lilly livers.
You have to sacrifice your peace, happiness, freedom, life and all goodies in order to protect civilians and the territory of your country.
God bless the Nigerian military
God bless buhari
God bless Nigeria.

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by snitchbitch: 11:05am On Dec 26, 2021

secondary school teacher collecting N15,000

If you quote me if i.........,

if ....... you

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Sunday2021: 11:05am On Dec 26, 2021

Eriokanmi:
This belief is as fake and anything. Does it mean that those killed in the north by bandits and boko haram, including the military and police already had a date with death? Does it mean their times were up?If you can give 5 peoples nipper including yourself and we can record a survivor a few minutes later, then I'd believe your theory.

there are others that are there for More than 15 years and never recorded an injury. What do you have to say about that?

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by NwaIgboBoy(m): 11:05am On Dec 26, 2021

Ok, but being a Nigerian alone is the worst thing that can happen to anyone, if not by the grace of God we are still breathing up till now like this.

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by dogmart(m): 11:07am On Dec 26, 2021

minks:
Doesn't matter what you do, when your times's up, you'll wound up dead anyway.
Death is a natural order that comes to everyone. The only thing you should teach your children is how to be ready when death comes knocking.

As true as your first statement is, it is partly untrue.
Fact remains that one is more likely to die earlier than his time if u expose yourself to unnesessary hazards. I have a friend who joined the Nigerian army and is dead now. Of all about 8 friends he died first. Was not sick just died in action. Lobatan.

Travel long distance/interstate everyday on Nigerian bad roads and u are just writing letter to your early grave.

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by MrFly(m): 11:08am On Dec 26, 2021

teaching cos ur reward is in heaven. Am a teacher though

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by MNDY(m): 11:09am On Dec 26, 2021

immortalityk:

u never add factory work

Someone I know got killed by a metal that fell on him from above in a factory after NYSC service fa

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by MNDY(m): 11:09am On Dec 26, 2021

Card7:

this isn't so bad but I think it's relative

Someone I know got killed by a metal that fell on him from above in a factory after NYSC service fa

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Onu07(m): 11:10am On Dec 26, 2021

Being a Nigerian alone is a risk Job my brother

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by MartinsD12(m): 11:10am On Dec 26, 2021

Naijabad:
1. Joining the Nigerian army

2. Being a flight attendant in a Nigerian airline

Both are the easiest way to die young.

What about yours?

Police, aqua rapha loading and offloading of pure water bags work, road safety work you can be knocked down by one useless work, then oloshoism work those ones can either get killed , infected or be used for ritualistic purpose, immigration work especially at the boundaries , bandit's full there now it's either they kill you or you get killed , finally I think living in Nigeria is a risky job too , any thing can happen

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Nobody: 11:11am On Dec 26, 2021

minks:
Doesn't matter what you do, when your times's up, you'll wound up dead anyway.
Death is a natural order that comes to everyone. The only thing you should teach your children is how to be ready when death comes knocking.

If intelligent comment was a person.

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Penboy: 11:12am On Dec 26, 2021

Studying medicine!

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by dogmart(m): 11:13am On Dec 26, 2021

Sunday2021:
then you need to bow to the people that that decided to join the military. In the military only patriotic Nigerians are capable of joining.
You will advice your children not to be in the military but you will cowardly sit behind your computer to insult those that made the sacrifice to defend this country against all odds. Mr Man, military Job is not for Lilly livers.
You have to sacrifice your peace, happiness, freedom, life and all goodies in order to protect civilians and the territory of your country.
God bless the Nigerian military
God bless buhari
God bless Nigeria.

Smiles.
Joining the military of any country should be a step everyone should be proud of. Unfortunately same cannot be said of the Nigerian military. Why?
Cus you can be likened to a man told to head to a 10,000 hactares farm with a Cutlass and a hoe.

You are facing an impossible task.
Suicide is a better word.

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by pcagbaji(m): 11:13am On Dec 26, 2021

minks:
Doesn't matter what you do, when your times's up, you'll wound up dead anyway.
Death is a natural order that comes to everyone. The only thing you should teach your children is how to be ready when death comes knocking.

I disagree with your submission
Even you are going to die any way, you can increase your life expectancy by avoiding some very hazardous job

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Fmlao: 11:15am On Dec 26, 2021

U no add prostitution

Incomplete list

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Nobody: 11:15am On Dec 26, 2021

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Dukeolumidemans(m): 11:16am On Dec 26, 2021

I. Nigerian Armed Forces
2. Nigerian Armed Forces

Reasons: They are either killed by Boko Haram boys, ISWARP, Bandits, Armed Robbers, UGM, Angry Citizens or Internal Set Up (friendly fire) within the office.
Personal Experience: When I finished my NYSC, I couldn't find a job and my elder brother advised me to join Nigerian Police. I didn't talk to him for years because of that stupid advice. angry

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by dogmart(m): 11:16am On Dec 26, 2021

Sunday2021:
there are others that are there for More than 15 years and never recorded an injury. What do you have to say about that?

Ofcourse some people by element of luck might escape injury or death, it doesn't however erase the fact that many have died unnesessarily and before their time

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Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by goldman777: 11:18am On Dec 26, 2021

Nepa,ikedc,Ibedc I hate this people with all my heart pass any other profession in Nigeria

Re: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by Rickylambert: 11:19am On Dec 26, 2021

You’d still die regardless!

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